wthigon : i'm anti-assault maps
wrmodder: we can go against each other?
wthigon : ok
wrmodder: anti-assault?
wrmodder: :/
wrmodder: :
wthigon : :]
wrmodder: i used to be anti-TX
wrmodder: then i changed
wrmodder: you can change too :)
wthigon : i used to be anti-lesbian
wrmodder: :D
wrmodder: XD
wthigon : that quickly changed
wrmodder: LOL
wrmodder: this should be quoted
wthigon : @%#!
wthigon : no

Comment: In a YR game lobby...

DCoder -: re: My computer in start menu:
Desktop Properties, Desktop, Customize... check check uncheck uncheck, voila
Renegade: sounds like a bad rap
Renegade: check check
uncheck uncheck
Renegade: yo yo
Renegade: XP rap, yo
Renegade: B to the S to the O to the D
crashing down your system
taking linux with me

DCoder: I am so glad I added yoshq to my Ignore List so I don't have to read his bullshit.

<darknessvolt> I think it would be better if you will use rulesmd.ini because I never use rockpatch in editing.

Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=193555#193555

<Blu> I AM INVINCIBLE!
* Diablo has kicked Blu from #RenProj (Turn Caps-Lock off!)

<Von> *Face palm* "Also, I really doubt there will ever be an overpopulation because it's part of god's creation, if it appears that there's an overpopulation, the god or whoever made everything would then resize Earth a bit bigger to fill up for new people to live." I Lol'd hard.
<Nyoro-n> GOD MADE EARTH BIGGER WITH ADOBE(tm) PHOTOSHOP

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj // Nyoro is Carno

DCoder -: grrr... I should get a "Do not FUCKING touch the firefox nightlies" carved into my monitor case >_<
DCoder -: maybe taht would teach me something
DCoder -: once again, curiosity killed DCoder's bookmarks, cookies, cache and firefox profile
Renegade: "Ultra Kill"

Comment: pwnt :(

Dragonologychris:
i need help with my rules/art.ini can you help me by telling me how to fix it or fix it for me?
because this is what happens when i try to play.

here it is my rules/art.ini

Bittah Commander:
<3 Paragraphs of help concerning that the problem is a new faction added>

Hydralisk:
I think you edited the price of your units. That's what happened to me when I did that. If you edited prices of any units, change them back. If you add a new unit, check it's properties.

Comment: Quality Assured PPM help service http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=21383

<m666> I feel sooo loved all of a sudden.
<m666> I wonder why.
<sirmods> lol
<DCoder> lol
<sirmods> Because DCoder loves you? XD
<m666> Possibly.
<m666> But be careful.
<sirmods> Hehe.
<m666> You're on light grounds there. :P
<sirmods> Yeah, I know, but I'm just screwing around.
<m666> :P
<m666> Next thing you know, someone makes a fatal typo and it's permanently sealed in the QDB. XD
<DCoder> lol
<sirmods> lol
<m666> You saw what happened to Jesus_Christosaurus.
<m666> Don't make the same mistake!
<sirmods> Hahaha.....
<sirmods> If I had a say in it he'd be sealed in just for having that name. XD
<m666> lol
<m666> YAY 2 minute hump.
<m666> FUCK.
<m666> *bump.
<sirmods> o_0
<sirmods> LOL
<sirmods> I bet that just got you sealed, too. XD
<m666> I bet.
<m666> Let's not mention it.
<DCoder> lol
<m666> I need some sleep, clearly.
<m666> Oh, Hai D.
<sirmods> Seriously, did it?
<sirmods> Lol
<DCoder> it will get sealed once I finish coding this
<sirmods> Hahaha.....
<m666> Oh snap.
<m666> Crap.

... time passes ...

<sirmods> Oh hell yes Chielscape just got on MSN.
<m666> Quick.
<m666> Least get me in with you and Chisel. I'm bored.
<sirmods> Aww.
<sirmods> Chisel
<sirmods> XD
<m666> ...
<m666> CRAP.

...

<sirmods> You aren't getting sleep, you did the typos. :P
<m666> lol
<sirmods> ;p
<m666> Carp
<m666> ...
<m666> *facepalm*
<sirmods> ....
<m666> *Crap.
<sirmods> THREE TIMES
<m666> STFU.
<sirmods> It's too funny!
<m666> God.
<m666> If I get sealed...
<m666> I'm coming after you with a wet large carp.
<sirmods> LOl
<sirmods> Just because YOU said that?
<sirmods> XD
<m666> LARGE WET CARP

...

<DCoder> goddamnit
<sirmods> =3
<sirmods> ?
<DCoder> guest posting has been broken for a few days... and yet nobody tells me I broke it
<m666> LOL
<m666> Jood Gob.
<sirmods> Oh lovely.
<sirmods> XD
<sirmods> .....
<DCoder> despite the fact that I posted an announcement telling people to TELL ME IF SOMETHING'S BROKEN
<sirmods> FOUR.
<sirmods> XD
<m666> STFU.
<m666> JESUS.

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj

DCoder -: ARGH n00bs
<quotes a very n00bish PM he just received>

... time passes ...

DCoder -: now I wonder what should I reply to that n00b
Whiteboy: stfu n00b
DCoder -: I could just tell him "yeah, my msn is {insert Whiteboy's email address here} " and watch the fireworks.
or I could tell him "sure I do, its stfu@you.n00b".
or "wtf, ever seen the 'Profile' link under a post?".
or just play dead...
Whiteboy: ROFL

DCoder -: um, lets say variable q is stored in the memory at 0x012345, then a pointer to variable q will contain 0x012345
MadIvan : does that mean that if q changes, so will the pointer to it change?
DCoder -: it stores the q's location, not the value
Renegade: woah, so much talk at this time of the day?!
MadIvan : 6:31AM here :P
DCoder -: same here
MadIvan : so what the purpose of the pointer then?I mean, why not have a second variable?
Renegade: I just watched Femme Fatale
Renegade: and could predict all important plot points
Renegade: so, while it was entertaining, it was boring at the same time
Renegade: then again, it had Rebecca Romijn lesbian sex, so who am I to complain?
DCoder -: if you have a function that takes a big struct as a parameter, what is more compact, sending it 4 bytes (an address of struct) or the entire struct?
MadIvan : 4 bytes
MadIvan : ah, i kind of get it now :P
DCoder -: :)
DCoder -: also, when you send the entire struct as a param, a *copy* of the struct is made, thus the original copy does not get changed
DCoder -: kinda bad when you want your function to change something in it
Renegade: you know, when I tell you about Rebecca Romijn having lesbian sex, and you continue to talk about c++/asm memory pointers as if nothing happened, I'd take that as a sign for a serious sexual disorder

Whiteboy: i think i should restart
Whiteboy: and then see that link
Whiteboy: brb
Whiteboy: and bam, I
Whiteboy: I'm back in a flash of brilliant white light
DCoder -: so you're thinking you are Kane, again?
Whiteboy: I AM the messiah
Whiteboy: I have already seen the final act...
DCoder -: you are also bald
DCoder -: and your goatee sucks
Whiteboy: My head's shinyness can reflect the Ion Cannon, of course
Whiteboy: how do you think I escaped TD?
Whiteboy: my goatee was formed from the pubic hairs of a thousand dead GDI troops
DCoder -: intriguing
DCoder -: perverted, yet intriguing
DCoder -: Freud would be proud
Whiteboy: who's Freud?
DCoder -: ...
Whiteboy: ok, what's Freud?
DCoder -: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sigmund_Freud
Whiteboy: oh, THAT Freud

Comment: Whiteboy is back, with his usual pizazz to delve deep into... The Twilight Zone.

<Kiith-Sa> bye
<DCoder> bye
<Renegade> bye
<BobingAbout> bye
<Renegade> what was that on bash? "We sound like a boy band"?
*** Kiith-Sa quit (Quit: )
<DCoder> you memorised the entire bash or something?
<Renegade> <_< >_>
<Renegade> this discussion is over

Comment: 2006 07 09, irc.gamernet.org#renproj

<DCoder> btw, the more I look at asm, the more I find it to be like perl - more than one way to do anything, most of them unreadable, most people will not touch it for any money
<Renegade> oh, I won't touch it for money
<Renegade> I'll touch it to piss VK off

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - annoying old acquaintances

<Site News>

New voxels for the Spotlighted Voxels section.
-----------------------------
Aro: Azri_apoc is a talented voxel artist who has not long been a member of PPM. He started off a thread a while ago showing some of his latest pieces of work which where top quality voxels. All of these voxels where made specifically for Red Alert 2, and ten of them have finally been released. You can download these top quality voxels here.

Javier: So?

Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=21633

Whiteboy: I am going to add new gates into the mod soon
Whiteboy: good ones
wthigon : wtf are gates
Whiteboy: ...
wthigon : oh nvm
Whiteboy: LOL
wthigon : i call it bar thingy thats why

Aurelius V: Amazing... someone with a brain on the Internet. :|
DCoder :lol, that should get quoted
Aurelius V: bahahahahaha :P

[19:30] <*Renegade> an ETA of four mins for bob
[19:34] BobingAbout joins

Comment: Ren's psychic? Or is this just a deja vu? You be the judge...

<Ahrotahntee> I found the most horrid naming convention today
<Ahrotahntee> and what's hilarious is it doesn't sound like a bad idea until you come across this specific example
<Ahrotahntee> I work with an AS/400 computer along with Icy on some days, they don't support long names
<Ahrotahntee> so I found a username or library name or something that was for an assistant (abbrievated ASST) Amer. The log entry read: 42 files changed by/in ASSTAMER

Whiteboy: i don't want to let down this Tom guy - he thinks the creators of the various mods out there are celebrities.
DCoder -: lol
Whiteboy: When he knows the true nature of us, he'll be kinda disappointed. We're sad lonely bums.
Whiteboy: So I have to act like a celebrity - what should I do? Wear sunglasses?
DCoder -: lol
DCoder -: hang lots of bling on your horns, and communicate with the public through a sexy secretary
Whiteboy: that's... the best damn idea I've heard all year
DCoder -: hahahaha
...time passes..
Whiteboy: Hmmm, that sexy secretery could be AlliedG. I think he fits into roles like that...
DCoder: bwahahahaahaha

Turn-A Gamer: Most MySpace pages look like the Internet ejaculated on it.

Comment: http://www.cannis.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=7317

DoctorPhileasFragg: Do I know you well enough to poke you for no reason at all?
Renegade: Are you aware of the fact that I possess a Hammer of Admin?
DoctorPhileasFragg: yes, and that is the very reason I asked before proceeding

Comment: #RenProj on irc.gamernet.org

[17:15:35]Renegade : *sigh*...this arguing with Christians is pretty exhausting
<snip>
[17:24:52]Renegade : it works, and it works better than anything similar before
[17:25:20]Renegade : you're a god, and unlike other gods I talked about this hour, you actually exist ;)

Comment: 2004 Nov 12, discussing AI E V2 beta

<Carnotaurus> pull the vibrator out of your asshole
<sirmods> THIGH
<sirmods> not
<sirmods> ass
<Von> Okay, so you cut a hole in your thigh and inserted one? Feel free to remove it at anytime, for I don't think it will work there. O.o
<sirmods> Naw
<sirmods> its batteries woulda died
<Von> ...
<Von> So your using a wall outlet to power it? wtf?
<sirmods> No
<sirmods> :3
<sirmods> It runs on cum :3
<sirmods> XD
<Carnotaurus> ..
<Carnotaurus> ew
<Carnotaurus> you flaming faggot.

Comment: IRC - Renproj - Just WTF?!

<Electro> brain block, general pattern perception, if 30n-25n=5n and 110n-100n=10n what's the increase per n?
<ORCACommander> 5n maybe?
<Electro> nope
<ORCACommander> wait
<Electro> quoting
<ORCACommander> shit
<Electro> "What is the difference of the sum of all even numbers and the sum of all odd numbers?"
<Electro> sum of all even to 10 is 30
<Electro> sum of odd to 10 is 25
<Electro> what you said was per 10n
<Electro> hmmm
<Electro> wait
<Electro> 1/2n?
<Electro> n is the number of the numbers you summed up
<Electro> nvm
<Electro> uncroyable
<Electro> </unmarkedfrench>
* ORCACommander quotes
<ORCACommander> lucky you its not letting me subit the qoute
<ORCACommander> but I will keep trying
<Electro> don't you dare
<ORCACommander> I will
* ORCACommander evil laugh

Comment: Just another Day in #renproj IRC Math Class

[Christmas Thread]

<snip>

Oshog:
@ Lt. Albrecht. Jesus was real. Do not doubt that. But he was no god. He was an innovator and a Jewish revolutionairy.

Yay for Christmas. Presents.

<snip>

Revolutionary:
@Oshog
Quote:"Jewish revolutionary"

im not jewish and i am not aware that i have a jewish counterpart

Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=21268

robertmurray1988: I want the AI always to choose GDI in skirmish mode. Is that possible and if so, what do I have to do?

hotrods20: im a little rusty on this game but if theres a rules ini look in there

Renegade: 2 1/2 for files
1 for dl
1 1/2 for downloads
Renegade: this simple question divides people
ComradeJ: It's not as it really matters that much. I mean, you spend lots of time on a site called "DeeZire.net". Sounds like a pr0n site name to me

Comment: On naming the RenProj download subdomain

Judeau : PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO MARA
Carnivean : Later
Judeau : NOW
Judeau : THE KITTENS COMMAND YOU
Carnivean : It's low using kittens to grab followers
Carnivean : none can resist

Comment: trimmed for humor - Ren

<Beowulf> you're more confused than blind lesbians in fish house. >_>

<secret> about .exe hacking what tools u need?
<secret> is daemon tools good?
<DCoder> lol at secret's post
<secret> ahem,do i look like i would know .exe hacking?
<Gosho> (Re: is daemon tools good?) Yes, it is. Other cool programs you can use to hack the .exe include Wikipedia, Cyanide, Internet Explorer and Raw Fish. Go try out, it's easy
<secret> easy you say?
<secret> then code this:
<secret> sorry that i didnt readed all
<secret> @Gosho: Wikipedia is a site wich is browsed by Internet Explorer
<pd> You opened gamemd.exe in Notepad, saved it as HTML and took a screenshot of it which you attached as a BMP?
<pd> Get lost, you don't seem to have the slightest idea what this is about, and it makes me sick that you don't quite seem to care.

Comment: http://forums.revora.net/index.php?showtopic=56911#entry551476

<Carno_Away> im too stupid to run infront of a roller coaster. :P
<Carno_Away> *smart
<Carno_Away> fuck

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - oops

Ṧįғ Ḿởđşǻłǿŧ says:
Shit, I think you just found a way to give him a 5-finger prostate exam over IP

DCoder says:
that's one visual I didn't want to have

Comment: http://www.deezire.net/forums/deezire-projects-discussion/8854-private-use-mods-no-uploading-internet.html#post99131

iloo: Desing A New Buildings Help Me :( Buildings PhotoShop Desing ? İfnot Shp Builder ?

DCoder: THIS IS NOT A REQUEST FORUM YOU MAROON

Joeking14 : where does it say that?
DCoder : hidden forum :P
Joeking14: which one and how did you find it
DCoder : *sigh*
Joeking14: wierd name

Whiteboy: you have any fond memories of old games?
DCoder -: old games, hmmm
DCoder -: Supaplex
Whiteboy: whoa, a game i haven;t heard of
Whiteboy: how frightning

<Renegade> sure. but I found no version of the Arcade
<Whiteboy> well forge a new Arcade with your powers of darkness.
<Whiteboy> So I may once again dominate :D
<Renegade> I'm just the Dark Emperor. D is the Dark Magican
<DCoder> Yes, I *am* a magic can
<DCoder> thanks for asking
<Renegade> sure, wait a second
[...]
<Renegade> ^---- http://www.dazzlingdolls.com/barbie/legends/tinman_96.jpg
<DCoder> ... burn

<Christo> One must always think
<Christo> what if one ended up on an island full of Dinosaurs?
<Christo> Or a christian church?
<Christo> fucking be eaten or gored to death or crushed or, worse yet, converted
<Christo> Thankfully the dinosaurs are rare.

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - what we are afraid of - Christo is Carno

<Electro> it's like a sine wave
<Electro> he's in
<Electro> he's out
<Electro> he's in
<Electro> he's out
<DCoder> you just described 95% of all porn

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - after pd declared his second retirement and E noticed a pattern

DCoder: jesus christ Nuclear General is a retard
Doctor Destiny: Film at eleven?
DCoder: idiot gets pissed at me when I tell him to validate his html at w3c before asking for my help
DCoder: hurr durr w3c is retarded cuz it sez my precious <FONT> is not valid bawwww
Doctor Destiny: <font> died years ago.
DCoder: fucking moran using <FONT> with xhtml 1.0 strict
Doctor Destiny: It's called CSS.
Doctor Destiny: With XHTML 1.0 STRICT? HA! HAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Doctor Destiny: Oh fuck.
Doctor Destiny: brb, I pissed myself with with laughter.

Comment: msn - laughter kills

<Mathieas> what the heck is urban baby?
<milo_went> very populated, sweetie.

Comment: http://www.urbanbaby.com/

<Electro> Wir sind allein.
<Renegade> Creepy, dude
* Renegade puts on a chastity belt

Comment: irc.burnirc.net #RenProj - after dark

Renegade: heh
Renegade: just had a great idea
Renegade: why rely on CVS at all? it's just for publishing reasons anyway, in my case...
Renegade: I'll try if I can set up a cron job to ftp to destructionmod.com and upload the latest INIs for me
DCoder -: o_O
what are you trying to achieve? TD BETA INIs UNSTABLE NIGHTLY BUILD or what?
Renegade: ROFLMAO ...yeah, kinda

Whiteboy: yeah right. Like you "need to know" everything in teh entire community. Like you really care about ALL of it.
DCoder- : no, I only care about the pre-Gen part of it :P
Whiteboy: :D :D :D
Whiteboy: I barely even know that part!
Whiteboy: oh, you mean Generals
Whiteboy: damn
Whiteboy: I though you meant C-GEN!!!
DCoder- : ROFLMAO
DCoder- : quoted
Whiteboy: aww feck

CCCP Gosho: This mod is near completion. By near completion we mean that in a few months the alpha version of the mod might be ready.

Comment: ( http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=9197 )

AlliedG : its cool design but far too white ...
AlliedG : its cool design but far too white ...
Bobing -: what the asian twins said.
Whiteboy: You just made me laugh for the first time in... well the first time today, bobing. Thanks
DCoder -: LMAO @ bobing

(Edit: For the record, AlliedG is Asian. That's not racist in any way.)

Comment: http://www.deezire.net/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=10951&start=110

Grothenolm: Make an SHP-voxel with bitmaps!

<Whiteboy> 2 Login to your site as the Super Administrator and click Upgrade via admin.
<Whiteboy> hmm....
<Whiteboy> I suppose I should login to my site as suepr administrator and click upgrade via admin.
<Whiteboy> *can't find upgrade via admin button*
<Whiteboy> *wets self*
<Renegade> [Whiteboy]
<Renegade> Armor=Pampers

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj

<DaFool> This kinda sounds like a dumb question, when you say free from IE, does this mean internal errors or you have to pay for it if you get it from Internet Explorer?

Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=156788#156788

DCoder -: somebody should troll his christian forum with DOES ST PAUL TAKE JESUS IN THE ASS?
sirmods : lol4
Von Kriplespac: xD!!!!!
sirmods : You'd be perfect for that. XD
DCoder -: (you see, this is why I try to stay away from babbling christians)
DCoder -: no, carno would
sirmods : :-O
sirmods : OMG.
Von Kriplespac: LOL
sirmods : Holy shit.
sirmods : That's
sirmods : the best idea ever.
sirmods : Let Carno loose in a Christian forum.
sirmods : XD
DCoder -: he's also got the full ammo of 7chan / sagubooru / whatever else
Von Kriplespac: I love it.
sirmods : XD

Comment: Talking about http://biblocality.com/forums/showthread.php?t=912

* DCoder watches Ren aim his Boots Of Kicking +2 at Electro for interrupting his work
<Renegade> actually, he pinged me before I ignored his useless ping and tabbed back...*you* interrupted me
<DCoder> oops?
<DCoder> but I'm special, my pings are not annoying except in large numbers

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj

DCoder -: that is way over my head :P

Comment: OK, who can say he made DCoder say that? =D

<silentdre> "the official petition for colored profiles on facebook"
<silentdre> facebook is segregated?

<SSAAMM> Spore works around spore..
<ShaRose> SSAAMM your mother works around my penis
<SSAAMM> ShaRose that's what she said.
<SSAAMM> wait... oh shi-

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - ShaRose's funnies

<Nikademis Von Hisson>
1st - the quote, its not a quote its from the MODENC. If you want me to put quotes around it, fine I will, point taken and will remember
...

Comment: The quote is not a quote its just from somewhere else. XD. http://forums.renegadeprojects.com/showthread.php?tid=1217

<DCoder>: oh come on
<DCoder>: stupid control panel is still installing its crap
<lt_Albrecht>: :P
<lt_Albrecht>: how much RAM has that lappy got?
<DCoder>: I remember when drivers were small enough to not require a CD for installation
<lt_Albrecht>: XD
<DCoder>: 2 GB iirc
<lt_Albrecht>: what did they come on? A slip of paper covered in 1s and 0s, o aged one?
<DCoder>: get off my lawn, you
<DCoder>: :P
<lt_Albrecht>: XD

Comment: Oh wise Dcoder of the mountain...

EVA-251/evanb90 :: Open for APB, RA3:: Oh hai says:
If I have a missing model in Quake 1, it crashes to the console
After telling me what it could not find
Josh-I'M FREE! FUCKING FREEE!!!! says:
in YR....
to desktop
after leaving code crap
EVA-251/evanb90 :: Open for APB, RA3:: Oh hai says:
Code errors don't generally happen either, as you have to run your shit through a compiler
Josh-I'M FREE! FUCKING FREEE!!!! says:
yeah
EVA-251/evanb90 :: Open for APB, RA3:: Oh hai says:
And if they do happen, it tells me right down the segment of QC that is the problem after crashing to the console
*to the segment
The only times it crashes to the desktop is when there is a serious issue, like the game ran out of allocated RAM or the heapsize was too big
Josh-I'M FREE! FUCKING FREEE!!!! says:
unlike YR
which crashes if a conscript looks at a tank cock-eyed

Comment: YR, so unstable..

<DCoder> I might just code something badass for ares today
<Orac> I thought that Ares was already filled with badass
<DCoder> can never have too much badass
<DCoder> just like you can't have too much girl on girl action
<Orac> Will Ares have girl-on-girl?
<DCoder> lol
<ShaRose> add a cheat code
<Renegade> if you add a working EvaOnTanya=true, I'll personally patch wine to ensure Syringe runs
<ShaRose> ctrl+shift+h+j+f+b makes girl on girl action play as a movie over the map
<Renegade> (working as intended, not as coded ;) )
<DCoder> and where does the movie come from?
<Orac> That'd liven up YR
<ShaRose> well on the plus side it'd need to be small as hell
<Renegade> that's a plus side?
<Orac> It could be done as an HVA anim for a voxel.
<DCoder> lol
<Renegade> would be much more fun as an idle anim for Tanya, though
<Renegade> or as the cheer one
<Renegade> "press C for cunt"
<Renegade> or something
<DCoder> if you paint it, it will work

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - beware of boredom

Renegade - Royally 0wn3d the Christians.: wtf?! No co-op in Commandos 3?
Renegade - Royally 0wn3d the Christians.: *moves from "buy" to "warez" list*

<tate> whiteboy your weard and i don't like your mod

AlliedGeneral: The website is also even harder to navigate around then before and I didn't even know that was possible.

Comment: (Talking about ProjectAlpha's updated website)

Whiteboy: wow, his post on the WR thread is awful.
Whiteboy: I even feel obliged to edit it for better grammar and spelling... but to do that I first need to know what the hell he's talking about.

Comment: 2005 Jul 5

"Ok, so i went out and bought 3D studio max. I was wondering what can you actually use it for."
- Tom2003uk

<Renegade> the prophecy! it is here!
*** DCoder quit (Quit: HydraIRC -> http://www.hydrairc.com <-)
<Renegade> hmm
<Renegade> prophecy didn't see that one coming

Comment: Referring to http://forums.renegadeprojects.com/showthread.php?tid=397

-{ IcySon55 }- : oh yes
-{ IcySon55 }- : this is just fine and dandy
-{ IcySon55 }- : RP kicks the gawddamn proverbial bucket.
-{ IcySon55 }- : well it aint dead yet
-{ IcySon55 }- : they're still exchanging vows (pd vs vk)
アルカード : vows?
-{ IcySon55 }- : tis a joke
アルカード : "do you vk take this lawfully wedded code to name horribly?"

Comment: アルカード is Arikado

<Carnotaurus> INTERNET IS COMMUNISM.
<Nyerguds>YES
<Nyerguds> INTERNET IS COMMUNISM! SUPER SOVIET STALIN MARIO AND HIS GODDAMN TUBES!

Gather 'round kids, time for a song about C93...(Song so very much taken for great Lulz.)

When I was a boy of 18, I had a special friend
Christian93 was kind, with good intent
But just a little different

Oh, special Christian93
his Mama dropped him on his head
Now he's not so bright instead
He's a little bit special
Just a little bit...

We'd play tag, and he'd get hurt
I'd play soldier, he'd eat dirt
I liked math, and the spelling bee
Christian93 liked talking to a tree

Oh, special Christian93
Mama dropped him on his head
Now she keeps him in the shed
Cause he's a little bit special
Just a little bit...

I ran track, hung out in malls
Christian93 ran headfirst into walls
I had girls and lots of clothes
Christian93 had names for all his toes

Oh, special Christian93
Mama dropped him on his head
Now he thinks he's a piece of bread
Cause he's a little bit special
Just a little bit...

one day talking to special Christian93
He grabbed a brick and he swung at my head
And as he laughed at me thats when I knew
That special Christian93 just made me special too

Now I laugh as I count bugs
I give strangers great big hugs
Next to me Christian93 is fine
Yeah he's a f---ing Einstein

Oh, Special Christian93 (and me)
Now we're not right in the head (you see)
Now we're not so bright instead
We're a little bit special
Just a little bit special
That f---er Christian93 made me special
Just a little bit
Just a little bit ... special

Comment: Haha, this was classic. // http://youtube.com/watch?v=hnrt0nKU6jM

<Renegade> so...what is everybody *else* doing?
<BobingAbout> being confused
<BobingAbout> i just got some, so arn't really doing much
<DC|Bastard_Almighty> please tell me neither jenny nor arcanine were involved
<BobingAbout> involved in me being confused? no, ren did that
<DC|Bastard_Almighty> ...
<DC|Bastard_Almighty> I cant believe I have to point this out
<DC|Bastard_Almighty> <BobingAbout> I just got some
<BobingAbout> oh, typo of 'Home' ROFL
<Renegade> I was sitting here for minutes thinking "wtf...BOB HAD SEX???"
<Renegade> sorry, bob, but...that confused *me*

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - not exactly where you get some

<DonutArnold> :D
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<DonutArnold_> heh
<DonutArnold_> !kick DonutArnold
<DCoder> lol
<DonutArnold_> !kick DonutArnold
<Von> :o
<DonutArnold_> !kick DonutArnold
<DCoder> !kick DonutArnold
*** Diablo kicks DonutArnold from #RenProj (Requested)
<DonutArnold_> !kick DonutArnold
<DonutArnold_> !kick DonutArnold
<Von> LOL
<DonutArnold_> !kick DonutArnold
*** Diablo kicks DonutArnold_ from #RenProj (H?r auf dich dauernd zu wiederholen!)

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - Thou shalt not command Diablo unless thou are root

DCoder: hmm
DCoder: I think I just found a nice way to abuse YR
Kittah-Khan: ...
Kittah-Khan: don't abuse the handicapped

Comment: *rimshot*

<wthigon> Cannis how did you make the seige choppers land and lift off really fast?
<lokey57> he probably increased the speed or something like that

Comment: http://www.cannis.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=6690 - brilliant observations

* I_Am (Derek@burn-8E4546AD.hsd1.fl.comcast.net) has joined #RenProj
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<Renegade> He_Was

Comment: Only in #RenProj

Factor X! says (10:53 PM):
hey icy
howve ya been?
its me factor X
long time

IcySon55 says (10:54 PM):
I been ok

Factor X! says (10:54 PM):
hows uni??

IcySon55 says (10:55 PM):
college, but yeah, ok-ish

Factor X! says (10:55 PM):
which college are u in again?
u live in florida right?
just asking

IcySon55 says (11:00 PM):
Canada
and that's all that needs be said

Factor X! says (11:01 PM):
kkk
btw one of my bros frndz are frm canada
do u no a danish hassan there?

IcySon55 says (11:02 PM):
dude, can you use words?
no I don;'t

Factor X! says (11:02 PM):
so whts the diff between college and uni ?
college as in highschool right?

IcySon55 says (11:03 PM):
uni - focus on theory
col = focus on doing what the theory describes
that's hte main diff
no
college is at the same level as uni
here

Factor X! says (11:03 PM):
well right now im in a college as well
but its aitchison
so its not really a college college
but when i grow up im gonna go to the university of tennesee or virginia to do my buisness degree
u think tht wud be a gud idea?
which unis are the best in the usa and canada?
and colleges?

IcySon55 says (11:05 PM):
no idea
never lived in the US

Factor X! says (11:06 PM):
maybe we'll meet one day
hey are there many pakistanis in canada??
by now u shudve deduced i am 1

IcySon55 says (11:07 PM):
I know there are quite a few here in toronto
but I don't know any

Factor X! says (11:07 PM):
any pals of ures??

IcySon55 says (11:07 PM):
the closest I know is a cool Indian guy

Factor X! says (11:08 PM):
Lol
whts his name?

IcySon55 says (11:08 PM):
Harjot

Factor X! says (11:08 PM):
must be hindu
im a muslim
never heard tht name before
but if u can introduce him to me
msn wise
anyways which bands or music groups u into?

IcySon55 says (11:10 PM):
none

Factor X! says (11:11 PM):
no genre of music even?

IcySon55 says (11:11 PM):
genre sure,
"bands"
not so much
groups yeah
but
I'm actually working on an assignment

Factor X! says (11:12 PM):
wht kind of assignment

IcySon55 says (11:12 PM):
Perl

Factor X! says (11:13 PM):
um im kinda not sure wht tht is

IcySon55 says (11:14 PM):
programming for webpages

Factor X! says (11:15 PM):
hey nice
so ure like an admin
cool

IcySon55 says (11:15 PM):
no
you don't need to admin anything to code web pages

Factor X! says (11:16 PM):
well ure a professional modder then

IcySon55 says (11:16 PM):
programmer maybe?
...

Factor X! says (11:16 PM):
k sure
but still pretty cool though

IcySon55 says (11:17 PM):
still? "proggrammer" is way better than "modder"

Factor X! says (11:17 PM):
oi u interested in movies?
ok programmer then

IcySon55 says (11:18 PM):
I am, and assignments take time and no distractions

Factor X! says (11:18 PM):
oh
ok 1 last thing
can u attach a movie to an email?

IcySon55 says (11:18 PM):
no

Factor X! says (11:19 PM):
a whole movie?

IcySon55 says (11:19 PM):
email servers have limits

Factor X! says (11:19 PM):
any way then?

IcySon55 says (11:19 PM):
usually around 10~20 MB

Factor X! says (11:19 PM):
on gmail?

IcySon55 says (11:19 PM):
movies are minimum 700 MB
even on gmail
it will not send

Factor X! says (11:19 PM):
hmm
i wanna send movies

IcySon55 says (11:19 PM):
use a file sharing site
www.megaupload.com

Factor X! says (11:19 PM):
i just wanna send it to indivs actually

IcySon55 says (11:20 PM):
exactly
so go to that site

Factor X! says (11:20 PM):
like u no me to u
ok??

IcySon55 says (11:20 PM):
and only send the link to who you want

Factor X! says (11:20 PM):
k
thnks
tc then

IcySon55 says (11:20 PM):
cya

Factor X! says (11:20 PM):
and stay in touch

Comment: Ignorance knows no bounds...

*** Quits: Electro (Why am I expecting a volley of "he's gone" after I leave?)
<DCoder> he's gone
<DCoder> bring out the champagne and the hookers
<Clazzy> lol
<ChielScape> meh
<ChielScape> forget the champagne
<ChielScape> get more hookers instead

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - variations on an old theme

ronco:
so here my Omni Tank .. i know its much to big and
almost useless but maybe its good for IG intros or
campaigns :p
i made it without any idea of the right size .....

http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/files/omni_000_523.gif

<snip>

ARustySpoon:
For some reason, I kind of like it. I think. But you better not let EA see this, or else they'll enlarge it ten times the size now and put it in Red Alert 4 as an infantry unit.

Comment: Funny cuz its true xD - http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=22640