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#629 (Image) [ Down (790) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

* DCoder1337 glares at Westwood
<Renegade15> <YR> Internal Error

Comment: irc.freenode.net#renproj - stop looking at me like that

#70 (Image) [ Down (45) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

THE ONE TO RULE: He [DCoder] called me an advanced noob!
THE ONE TO RULE: I regard that as a compliment.

#575 (Image) [ Down (44) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<DCoder> cute
<DCoder> my Amazon.co.uk recommendations consist of C++, Hacking, and Malware Forensics books
<DCoder> ...
<DCoder> and a Zapf Creations Barbie
<DCoder> wtf

#461 (Image) [ Down (39) Up ] [Submitter: MT]

Javier wrote: PPM is dying? Is he a person that created this website?

Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=21062

#3 (Image) [ Down (36) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

Renegade:
I dunno what's funnier...you starting a 60 GB-download on a 56k-line, or the fact that you can't even save all of it...

#542 (Image) [ Down (35) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

(talking about the lightposts in YR and how badly they look)
<DCoder> the stupid part is that there's no way to draw part of the cell brighter than the rest of the cell in that function
<DCoder> and that's why all those lightposts look like tiled goatse
<Saberhawk> Stop giving them that much credit.
<Saberhawk> goatse at least became an internet phenomenom

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - famous

#45 (Image) [ Down (31) Up ] [Submitter: Whiteboy [wrmodder]]

wthigon : i'm anti-assault maps
wrmodder: we can go against each other?
wthigon : ok
wrmodder: anti-assault?
wrmodder: :/
wrmodder: :
wthigon : :]
wrmodder: i used to be anti-TX
wrmodder: then i changed
wrmodder: you can change too :)
wthigon : i used to be anti-lesbian
wrmodder: :D
wrmodder: XD
wthigon : that quickly changed
wrmodder: LOL
wrmodder: this should be quoted
wthigon : @%#!
wthigon : no

Comment: In a YR game lobby...

#17 (Image) [ Down (28) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

DCoder -: re: My computer in start menu:
Desktop Properties, Desktop, Customize... check check uncheck uncheck, voila
Renegade: sounds like a bad rap
Renegade: check check
uncheck uncheck
Renegade: yo yo
Renegade: XP rap, yo
Renegade: B to the S to the O to the D
crashing down your system
taking linux with me

#56 (Image) [ Down (28) Up ] [Submitter: Bobing About]

DCoder: I am so glad I added yoshq to my Ignore List so I don't have to read his bullshit.

#23 (Image) [ Down (27) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

DCoder:
you know you have been working too hard when someone asks you
"What does `siblings` mean?"
and the first thing that comes to your mind is the W3C definition
"sibling -- Two nodes are siblings if and only if they have the same parent node." :(

#136 (Image) [ Down (25) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<DCoder> on some lyrics sites, the "related lyrics" could use some improvement...
<Renegade> "Girls just wanna have fun" listed next to Nirvana's "Rape me"?

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj

#53 (Image) [ Down (23) Up ] [Submitter: Whiteboy]

wthigon : your AI pwned me yesterday
Whiteboy: oh goody
Whiteboy: considering I have no AI

#607 (Image) [ Down (23) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<DCoder1337> I think my voxel parsing code is broken
[...]
<DCoder1337> because the magnetron looks more like a camo-zebra-themed ww beetle

#612 (Image) [ Down (23) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<DCoder> MouseClass extends ScrollClass, which extends TabClass, which extends SidebarClass, which extends PowerClass, which extends RadarClass, which extends DisplayClass, which extends MapClass, which extends GScreenClass
<Renegade> -_^
<Renegade> so basically, the radar is a kind of mouse?
<DCoder> reverse
<Renegade> yeah....I think I may have identified one of westwood's development problems

Comment: irc.freenode.net#renproj - problem located!

#590 (Image) [ Down (22) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<Renegade> when it's done, it's done
<AlexB> or it's picked up 13 years later by Gearbox :p

#609 (Image) [ Down (22) Up ] [Submitter: Speeder]

<Generalcamo> Are you chinese Speeder?
<GraionDilach> Yeah, Poland is a city there.
<Generalcamo> Or do you just care for your many chinese fans
<Generalcamo> I have heard of that city

#344 (Image) [ Down (21) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<Beowulf> you're more confused than blind lesbians in fish house. >_>

#364 (Image) [ Down (20) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

*DCoder tells a story about how he tried to help someone with ini modding*
<Its_Not_Lupus> lol what
<Its_Not_Lupus> skip over weapons?
<Its_Not_Lupus> uyeauafyuyasyuasfhuiasfi9sfasf
<ShaRose> lawl
<Its_Not_Lupus> fgsfgds
<ShaRose> epic fail right there
<DCoder> your brain seems to be leaking , carno
<Its_Not_Lupus> its this fucking retarded community
<Its_Not_Lupus> its damaging me
<ShaRose> That's why you ignore them
<ShaRose> they'll get bored eventually
<Its_Not_Lupus> but they're everywhere mommy
<ShaRose> hopefully
<Its_Not_Lupus> I SEE THEM IN MY SLEEP
<ShaRose> well here
<ShaRose> take this shotgun

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - !Lupus is Carno

#380 (Image) [ Down (20) Up ] [Submitter: gordon-creAtive]

I like IE7. Mainly I use IE8 (a beta test only). Firefu*ks rules too!

But for me, the best is IE7. It helps my computer ward off virus or malwares, lagwares, spywares, spamwares and whatever wares etc.


PS. Mozilla and Netscape sucks.

Comment: Darknessvolt in a "Browsers" thread ( http://forums.revora.net/index.php?showtopic=52888&pid=582441&st=20&#entry582441)

#26 (Image) [ Down (19) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Whiteboy: yeah right. Like you "need to know" everything in teh entire community. Like you really care about ALL of it.
DCoder- : no, I only care about the pre-Gen part of it :P
Whiteboy: :D :D :D
Whiteboy: I barely even know that part!
Whiteboy: oh, you mean Generals
Whiteboy: damn
Whiteboy: I though you meant C-GEN!!!
DCoder- : ROFLMAO
DCoder- : quoted
Whiteboy: aww feck

#113 (Image) [ Down (19) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Renegade> the average air temperature outside this building does not meet my personal preferences
<Renegade> iow: It's too fucking warm for my taste
<DCoder> ironically, theres a nice cool drizzle outside my window
<Renegade> you got chicks, you got weather, you got skillz, you got a place in uni...I think I need you life
<DCoder> :p
<Renegade> If a dark-clothed nerd with a BFG follows you anytime soon...don't think about it

#254 (Image) [ Down (19) Up ] [Submitter: IcySon55]

-{ IcySon55 }- : oh yes
-{ IcySon55 }- : this is just fine and dandy
-{ IcySon55 }- : RP kicks the gawddamn proverbial bucket.
-{ IcySon55 }- : well it aint dead yet
-{ IcySon55 }- : they're still exchanging vows (pd vs vk)
アルカード : vows?
-{ IcySon55 }- : tis a joke
アルカード : "do you vk take this lawfully wedded code to name horribly?"

Comment: アルカード is Arikado

#481 (Image) [ Down (19) Up ] [Submitter: MT]

<Site News>

New voxels for the Spotlighted Voxels section.
-----------------------------
Aro: Azri_apoc is a talented voxel artist who has not long been a member of PPM. He started off a thread a while ago showing some of his latest pieces of work which where top quality voxels. All of these voxels where made specifically for Red Alert 2, and ten of them have finally been released. You can download these top quality voxels here.

Javier: So?

Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=21633

#622 (Image) [ Down (19) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<AlexB__> you should really think about creating your own cloud. PornCloud.lt
<AlexB__> everything, except non-porn

Comment: irc.freenode.net#renproj - almost, but not entirely unlike tea

#95 (Image) [ Down (18) Up ] [Submitter: Whiteboy]

FK47: thats what they call the dominatrix, blackjack
FK47: hes black you see
FK47: the king of gay love
FK47: sorry im an idot
FK47: idot.
FK47: excellent.

Comment: Discussing how the educational system is like a pile of gay love, with blackjack.

#121 (Image) [ Down (18) Up ] [Submitter: pd]

"Ok, so i went out and bought 3D studio max. I was wondering what can you actually use it for."
- Tom2003uk

#391 (Image) [ Down (18) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<hopefulsemblance> lonelygod hardly sounds like a god
<hopefulsemblance> more like an elf

#527 (Image) [ Down (18) Up ] [Submitter: MT]

Guest: Fixing some small random YR bug is like installing turbo to a broken car

Comment: http://forums.renegadeprojects.com/showthread.php?tid=1295&pid=14187#pid14187

#63 (Image) [ Down (17) Up ] [Submitter: Bobing About]

Topic: Naked Tanya SHP

Renegade: I *will* do it
PD: that sounds like a promise
BobingAbout: where does she keep her C4?
Renegade: better: a feature
Renegade: well, whole babies fit inside women
BobingAbout: nooo
Renegade: I'd love to see your face now
BobingAbout: :D
BobingAbout: so would i :|
Renegade: probably I'll leave her belt
Renegade: she needs her deagles
BobingAbout: belt is a good idea.

Comment: 25th March 2005

#76 (Image) [ Down (17) Up ] [Submitter: Particle]

CannisRabidus: If such a hypothetical someone would have such a hypothetical interest in various hypothetical content of this forum, then hypothetically there's a reason to register. I'm speaking hypothetically of course.

#124 (Image) [ Down (17) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

DCoder -: um, lets say variable q is stored in the memory at 0x012345, then a pointer to variable q will contain 0x012345
MadIvan : does that mean that if q changes, so will the pointer to it change?
DCoder -: it stores the q's location, not the value
Renegade: woah, so much talk at this time of the day?!
MadIvan : 6:31AM here :P
DCoder -: same here
MadIvan : so what the purpose of the pointer then?I mean, why not have a second variable?
Renegade: I just watched Femme Fatale
Renegade: and could predict all important plot points
Renegade: so, while it was entertaining, it was boring at the same time
Renegade: then again, it had Rebecca Romijn lesbian sex, so who am I to complain?
DCoder -: if you have a function that takes a big struct as a parameter, what is more compact, sending it 4 bytes (an address of struct) or the entire struct?
MadIvan : 4 bytes
MadIvan : ah, i kind of get it now :P
DCoder -: :)
DCoder -: also, when you send the entire struct as a param, a *copy* of the struct is made, thus the original copy does not get changed
DCoder -: kinda bad when you want your function to change something in it
Renegade: you know, when I tell you about Rebecca Romijn having lesbian sex, and you continue to talk about c++/asm memory pointers as if nothing happened, I'd take that as a sign for a serious sexual disorder

#419 (Image) [ Down (17) Up ] [Submitter: zzattack]

<Nyerguds> CHOCOLATE RAIN?
<Carno> shut up.
* zz`off is now known as niggeria
<Nyerguds> lol
<Nyerguds> niggeria: wtf man?
* Nyerguds was kicked by Diablo (Watch your language!)
* Joins: Nyerguds (~nyerguds@gamer-B2A8DE91.access.telenet.be)
<Nyerguds> ROFL!!!
<niggeria> owned
<Nyerguds> worth it
Carno is now known as Nigger
<Nyerguds> LOOOOL
<Nigger> AH HA!

Comment: n1ggk4 b4sh1ng ???

#603 (Image) [ Down (17) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<Nighthawk> It has also been proven that one does not simply Telnet into Mordor.

#617 (Image) [ Down (17) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<GraionDilach> I am harvesting recondumps.

Comment: Be vewy, vewy quiet.

#65 (Image) [ Down (16) Up ] [Submitter: Whiteboy]

DCoder -: yeah, if you ever move to Lithuania, and choose my ISP, you will then be able to access my webserver with that password... and my pron drive too...
Whiteboy: Excellent. But sorry, I'm not into naked male mud-wrestling :P
DCoder -: o_O
Whiteboy: Au contraire, I say to you: o_O
Whiteboy: ...but I'd be in for the transmission stick sex vid

Comment: Don't ask. Just don't ask. -- DCoder

#283 (Image) [ Down (16) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<SomeGuy> Did you [VK] and Pd really have THAT big of a fight?
<Rattuskid> Yeah... Pd won't even put out anymore. V had to go out and get a blow-up doll for chrissakes.

Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=183741#183741

#429 (Image) [ Down (16) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<Renegade15> sounds like it has file-based sharing permissions
<Chelsey> less nerd, more english

#448 (Image) [ Down (16) Up ] [Submitter: Electro]

<Electro> Kittah: shut up, D's in code agony
<Kittah> he always is
<Kittah> he's doing it to himself
<Kittah> just like some sort of heroin junky
<Kittah> except he's sniffing it through his brain
<Kittah> which is not what you do with heroin
<Kittah> the sniffing that is
<Kittah> there probably are people who directly inject it into their brains

Comment: irc://irc.gamernet.org#RenProj - Westwood is driving DCoder nuts, part II

#601 (Image) [ Down (16) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Renegade15> there is an inconsistency between VectorClass and DynamicVectorClass in FindItemIndex(T *tItem)
<Renegade15> if the vector is not initialized, one returns 0, the other returns -1
<DCoder1337> heh
<DCoder1337> nice find
<Renegade15> I didn't want to change it on my own 'cause I didn't know whether that was on purpose, or if anything relies on that
<DCoder1337> I have no idea how anything can be relying on a bug
<DCoder1337> ... in our code
<Renegade15> ...we're t--- I was just gonna say
<DCoder1337> in westwood's code, every bug relies on another bug which relies on two more
<Renegade15> it's an exiting new programming paradigm called The Bug Tree Architecture
<Renegade15> it's based on game theory and the idea that, given enough bugs, all bugs together will form an equilibrium and ensure the correct running of the code

Comment: programming is hard, let's go bowling

#68 (Image) [ Down (15) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Whiteboy: hmm, i need the opinion of an intelligent being
DCoder -: ask away
Whiteboy: ... do you know of anyone who fits that description?
Whiteboy: :P

Comment: Touche...

#93 (Image) [ Down (15) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Turn-A Gamer: Most MySpace pages look like the Internet ejaculated on it.

Comment: http://www.cannis.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=7317

#405 (Image) [ Down (15) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Smartass> Male homosexuality and transgender are sin according to the bible, I don't remember girl on girl being mentioned in the bible
<Smartass> which means God is just as big of a pervert as the est of us

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - revelations (Smartass is Carno)

#585 (Image) [ Down (15) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<AlexB> sorry, i'm a little distracted by getting information out of an offline-ebook
<Renegade> "reading"?

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - hi-tech

#42 (Image) [ Down (14) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Aurelius V: Amazing... someone with a brain on the Internet. :|
DCoder :lol, that should get quoted
Aurelius V: bahahahahaha :P

#356 (Image) [ Down (14) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Carnotaurus> can somebody explain Schroedinger's Cat in fucking basic terms?
<ChielScape> there r teh cat (is fine too)
<ChielScape> cat r in boxx0rz
<ChielScape> box r teh close'd
<ChielScape> thar r also particul
<ChielScape> particul r unstabol
<Carnotaurus> NOT IN /b/PANESE
<ChielScape> >_>
<ChielScape> i was just trying to make you understand, but if you speak english too, thats fine

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - quantum physics according to /b/

#374 (Image) [ Down (14) Up ] [Submitter: Fenring]

<Von Kriplespac> Hmm
<Von Kriplespac> You may have to set the humper to Slave but um
<Von Kriplespac> ...
<Von Kriplespac> Jumper
<Von Kriplespac> not humber
<Von Kriplespac> ..
<Von Kriplespac> FUCK

Comment: MSN; the gutter; Von's mind; etc.

#518 (Image) [ Down (14) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<Mathieas> what the heck is urban baby?
<milo_went> very populated, sweetie.

Comment: http://www.urbanbaby.com/

#98 (Image) [ Down (13) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Jason : yesterday I was coding a modular login system, and im like "screw this, this will take forever." and deleted 2000+ lines of code lmao
DCoder: lol
Jason : I guess i need some patience :P
Jason : Can I download patience?
Jason : because that would own

Comment: Jason == QuantumHybrid from C-GEN.

#144 (Image) [ Down (13) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

* DCoder is listening to 0. foobar2000 playing Enigma - Water (Creativity) {#02 - Erotic Dreams}
<Renegade> should clear the album ID3, next time
<DCoder> nah
<Renegade> okay...sweet dreams tonight ;)
<DCoder> rofl
<DCoder> you havent listened to Enigma, have you
<Renegade> Only the Matrix Theme techno remix
<DCoder> then you know their focus is instrumentals, not lyrics :p
<Renegade> Had I sex, I'd focus on instruments rather than vocals, too

Comment: Yet another smart-aleck comment from your favourite Red Blinking Head

#422 (Image) [ Down (13) Up ] [Submitter: Fenring]

<Carno_Away> Fen, on /420/'s lit , I found a counter-terrorism field manual. XD
<Carno_Away> and yes I downloaded that shit
<FBI> We know.
<Carno_Away> Hi Gman
<Carno_Away> ASL
<FBI> 13/f/florida
<Carno_Away> too old
<Carno_Away> gtfo

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - the FBI...

#468 (Image) [ Down (13) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Renegade> your posts are just slightly above viagra spam on the significance scale
<MRMidas> But viagra is _useful_

Comment: http://forums.renegadeprojects.com/showthread.php?tid=1185 - of guests and c1a1is

#540 (Image) [ Down (13) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

*** Joins: Bob (52c9f42c@burn-680F0A3C.mibbit.com)
<DCoder> hi
<Renegade> heh
<Bob> hi,
<Renegade> hello there
<Bob> can i ask about something in red alert 2?
<DCoder> sure
<Bob> when i try to press on internet"to play it online"
<Bob> it tells me:
<Bob> the westood online support library is either missing or invalid please reinstall the shared internet components from you cd
<DCoder> have you tried doing that?
<Bob> nope
<Renegade> doing what the error suggests to resolve it might resolve the error.

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - we don't need no education

#591 (Image) [ Down (13) Up ] [Submitter: Orac]

DCoder:
"Quote: 'Or in my opinion,GET MORE CODERS!?'

Of course, why didn't I think of that.
* DCoder pulls five additional coders out of his magic hat."


Beowulf:
"I knew it. You do have a magic hat."

Comment: http://forums.renegadeprojects.com/showthread.php?tid=1670&

#1 (Image) [ Down (12) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

Renegade: wait a second...
[...ten minutes later...]
DCoder -: *starts reading "How to wait - the scientific way" *

#410 (Image) [ Down (12) Up ] [Submitter: DonutArnold]

<ORCACommander> umm download is mising
<Hello There> Hello. Where can I download it?
<IcySon55> Are you a parrot? You keep saying hello...want a cracker?

Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=6864

#558 (Image) [ Down (12) Up ] [Submitter: Fenring]

<benthespirit> I have uploded my sound card, no changement

Comment: C&C Den funnies: http://forums.cncden.com/showthread.php?t=25570

#578 (Image) [ Down (12) Up ] [Submitter: pd]

pd: i'm too stupid to install the thing i created (in a way)
DCoder: ...
DCoder: wat
pd: (LaunchBase error message about Visual C++ redist possibly not installed)
pd: i did install vc2008 now #hmm
DCoder: run it like a man
DCoder: syringe "gamemd.exe" -hurrdurr

Comment: too stupid to run what I made - yay!

#595 (Image) [ Down (12) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Renegade> RA2 was really just a giant side effect of somebody disabling terrain modifications for a TS patch
<Renegade> >_>

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj

#21 (Image) [ Down (11) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Joeking14 : where does it say that?
DCoder : hidden forum :P
Joeking14: which one and how did you find it
DCoder : *sigh*
Joeking14: wierd name

#32 (Image) [ Down (11) Up ] [Submitter: Whiteboy]

Whiteboy: I am going to add new gates into the mod soon
Whiteboy: good ones
wthigon : wtf are gates
Whiteboy: ...
wthigon : oh nvm
Whiteboy: LOL
wthigon : i call it bar thingy thats why

#38 (Image) [ Down (11) Up ] [Submitter: AlliedGeneral]

AlliedGeneral: Modding is like sex, lots of pressure with little or unforunate results :/

#133 (Image) [ Down (11) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<Renegade> the prophecy! it is here!
*** DCoder quit (Quit: HydraIRC -> http://www.hydrairc.com <-)
<Renegade> hmm
<Renegade> prophecy didn't see that one coming

Comment: Referring to http://forums.renegadeprojects.com/showthread.php?tid=397

#240 (Image) [ Down (11) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]
#420 (Image) [ Down (11) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Carno_Away> im too stupid to run infront of a roller coaster. :P
<Carno_Away> *smart
<Carno_Away> fuck

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - oops

#453 (Image) [ Down (11) Up ] [Submitter: ORCACommander]

<Phobonaut> FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS ztyping RETARDED BULLSHIT ztype XCC MIXER REFUSES TO LOAD ANY OF THE .PAL FILES SO I CAN'T SEE SHIT AND IT'S ztyping PISSING ME OFF AND I'VE HAD IT, ztype SOMEONE HELP ME BEFORE I POP A VEIN...
<snip>
<DCoder> Pop a vein right now, if you wish. We're not the ones who'll have to clean it up.

Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=20786

#550 (Image) [ Down (11) Up ] [Submitter: MT]

robertmurray1988: I want the AI always to choose GDI in skirmish mode. Is that possible and if so, what do I have to do?

hotrods20: im a little rusty on this game but if theres a rules ini look in there

#581 (Image) [ Down (11) Up ] [Submitter: m666]

<DCoder>: I was about to type Syringe "gamemd.exe" to run it without -LOG
<DCoder>: what did I type instead?
<DCoder>: Syringe "gagmemd.exe"
<m666>: ...XD
<m666>: You know where that's going right?
<DCoder>: right next to my story of porn on the production server, I guess
<m666>: Oh yeah.

Comment: Smooth typo, D

#624 (Image) [ Down (11) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder1337]

<DCoder1337> ah, SOAP
<DCoder1337> how simple you are
<DCoder1337> if I enable php's native SOAP extension, synchronization with server A blows up, if I disable it and rely on the nusoap lib, synchronization with server B goes to hell
<Muon> you win
<DCoder1337> what's my prize?
<Muon> DCoder1337: any sex toy of your choice with the PHP logo embossed on it
* Muon ducks
<Renegade15> make it an anal plug
<Renegade15> then turn it into a youporn video
<Renegade15> "PHP, this is what I think of you!" *puts PHP in his ass*
<Renegade15> it would go viral and make you efamous
<DCoder1337> Ren: I'd much rather donate that, er, prize to the pornstars in need
<Renegade15> that is very noble of you
<DCoder1337> maybe get an autograph in return or something
<Muon> or the saline from a deflated breast augmentation
<Renegade15> we should join in on D's gesture and donate anal plugs with the Joomla and Windows logos as well
<DCoder1337> From the nerdy, To the needy

Comment: irc.freenode.net#renproj - donate this!

#60 (Image) [ Down (10) Up ] [Submitter: Whiteboy]

Whiteboy: i don't want to let down this Tom guy - he thinks the creators of the various mods out there are celebrities.
DCoder -: lol
Whiteboy: When he knows the true nature of us, he'll be kinda disappointed. We're sad lonely bums.
Whiteboy: So I have to act like a celebrity - what should I do? Wear sunglasses?
DCoder -: lol
DCoder -: hang lots of bling on your horns, and communicate with the public through a sexy secretary
Whiteboy: that's... the best damn idea I've heard all year
DCoder -: hahahaha
...time passes..
Whiteboy: Hmmm, that sexy secretery could be AlliedG. I think he fits into roles like that...
DCoder: bwahahahaahaha

#87 (Image) [ Down (10) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

DCoder -: grrr... I should get a "Do not FUCKING touch the firefox nightlies" carved into my monitor case >_<
DCoder -: maybe taht would teach me something
DCoder -: once again, curiosity killed DCoder's bookmarks, cookies, cache and firefox profile
Renegade: "Ultra Kill"

Comment: pwnt :(

#142 (Image) [ Down (10) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Whiteboy: i have realsie something
Whiteboy: and it is dick-related
Whiteboy: i have not spanked the monkey
Whiteboy: for about 4 days :-O
Whiteboy: maybe more
Whiteboy: i think i've been too tired
Whiteboy: or just not bothered to
Whiteboy: this is a sign......
Whiteboy: ...a sign that perhaps i have...outgrown b00borz?
Whiteboy: outgrown horniness?
Whiteboy: outgrown women?
Whiteboy: outgrown pron?
DCoder -: no, its a sign that you have rsi, remember?
Whiteboy: or that

Comment: See #73

#265 (Image) [ Down (10) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Whiteboy: i think i should restart
Whiteboy: and then see that link
Whiteboy: brb
Whiteboy: and bam, I
Whiteboy: I'm back in a flash of brilliant white light
DCoder -: so you're thinking you are Kane, again?
Whiteboy: I AM the messiah
Whiteboy: I have already seen the final act...
DCoder -: you are also bald
DCoder -: and your goatee sucks
Whiteboy: My head's shinyness can reflect the Ion Cannon, of course
Whiteboy: how do you think I escaped TD?
Whiteboy: my goatee was formed from the pubic hairs of a thousand dead GDI troops
DCoder -: intriguing
DCoder -: perverted, yet intriguing
DCoder -: Freud would be proud
Whiteboy: who's Freud?
DCoder -: ...
Whiteboy: ok, what's Freud?
DCoder -: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sigmund_Freud
Whiteboy: oh, THAT Freud

Comment: Whiteboy is back, with his usual pizazz to delve deep into... The Twilight Zone.

#272 (Image) [ Down (10) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

DCoder -: somebody should troll his christian forum with DOES ST PAUL TAKE JESUS IN THE ASS?
sirmods : lol4
Von Kriplespac: xD!!!!!
sirmods : You'd be perfect for that. XD
DCoder -: (you see, this is why I try to stay away from babbling christians)
DCoder -: no, carno would
sirmods : :-O
sirmods : OMG.
Von Kriplespac: LOL
sirmods : Holy shit.
sirmods : That's
sirmods : the best idea ever.
sirmods : Let Carno loose in a Christian forum.
sirmods : XD
DCoder -: he's also got the full ammo of 7chan / sagubooru / whatever else
Von Kriplespac: I love it.
sirmods : XD

Comment: Talking about http://biblocality.com/forums/showthread.php?t=912

#314 (Image) [ Down (10) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Renegade> are we talking about a guy who's calling himself after an infamous spy-/adware program?
<DCoder> yes
<DCoder> at least I am
<Renegade> ...and Arnold questions why he's displaying signs of stupidity?

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - rhetorical questions

#355 (Image) [ Down (10) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Renegade> We built a new bazooka this year
<Renegade> the amount of explosives is irrelevant...it's what you do with them ;)
<Renegade> and with that, I go /away to shower
* Renegade changes nick to Renegade|away
<Anonymous> wow...
<DC|away> dirty thoughts about explosives? kinky
<Renegade|away> how and when I explode over what is none of your business ;)
<DC|away> I rest my case
<Anonymous> what the FUCK!

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - Anon is Fen

#393 (Image) [ Down (10) Up ] [Submitter: Electro]

<DCoder> damn
<DCoder> the most reasonable comment in the whole file, and it's unsigned
<DCoder> "38=XCOMET ; Not real unit. Weapons have to belong to a unit to be used for things like airburst and Shrapnel. Not my hack."

Comment: irc.gamernet.org #renproj - Westwood has exhibited sane behaviour!!!

#450 (Image) [ Down (10) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Fenring says:
wow...
He tried so hard.
I think I feel sorry for him.
No wait.
That was gas.
My mistake.

Comment: If only the subject of the discussion had any idea we're talking about him... it'd be a priceless show.

#554 (Image) [ Down (10) Up ] [Submitter: m666]

<DC|Weekend>: what technologies are we thinking of here?
<Renegade>: giant penises on apocalypse tanks.
<m666>: If we use trucka -> truckb idea, then the need for certain technologies disappear.
<DC|Weekend>: always relevant.
<Renegade>: of course. how else is the game gonna end in a virtual dick comparison? ^^
<m666>: XD
<Electro>: hah
<DC|Weekend>: well, you won't have a dangling pointer comparison without that either
<m666>: I don't know if that's a code reference or a penis joke.
<Electro>: wtf
<m666>: The sad thing is it could be both. XD
<DC|Weekend>: it is

#24 (Image) [ Down (9) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

DCoder: ooooh, "Mastering Regular Expressions.pdf", 6 MB, 768 pages... sweet
Renegade: 768 pages...pretty much explains why regexp are not used by most end users

#30 (Image) [ Down (9) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Whiteboy: you have any fond memories of old games?
DCoder -: old games, hmmm
DCoder -: Supaplex
Whiteboy: whoa, a game i haven;t heard of
Whiteboy: how frightning

#50 (Image) [ Down (9) Up ] [Submitter: Saberhawk]

Whiteboy: You sound exactly like me. I loved writing up the documentation... sometimes I had massively long documents
Whiteboy: in fact, for WRV1.0, the "user manual" was 100+ pages and IMO was better than the actual mod.

#64 (Image) [ Down (9) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Renegade: /me - Now Playing: Disturbed - Shout
DCoder -: Natalie Imbruglia - Unknown Album - Torn ( No Genre )
DCoder -: note to self, update the MP3 tags
<two minutes later>
DCoder -: Genesis - Follow You Follow Me
Renegade: That's _quite_ an updated ID3-tag

#77 (Image) [ Down (9) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Minimi- : <silly question>
Renegade: <answer> P.P.S.: Is it just me or have the n00bs grown more stupid over the past year? Just yesterday I had some guy (B.v.G) ask about stealing the code from other mods at my forums, now this...
DCoder -: Uh, Ren, Minimi == B.v.G(RenProj) == Pojahn(Sleip's Stuff/Revora).
Renegade: Well that certainly explains a lot x-p
Minimi- : I am B.v.G and Pojahn, but not Uh and Ren

Comment: http://www.deezire.net/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=11392

#149 (Image) [ Down (9) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

[17:15:35]Renegade : *sigh*...this arguing with Christians is pretty exhausting
<snip>
[17:24:52]Renegade : it works, and it works better than anything similar before
[17:25:20]Renegade : you're a god, and unlike other gods I talked about this hour, you actually exist ;)

Comment: 2004 Nov 12, discussing AI E V2 beta

#375 (Image) [ Down (9) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<HAMmy> ok im quitting my school job
[...]
<Renegade15> are you selling drugs to school kids, ham?
<HAMmy> lol
<BrandiLynn> what will the kids do without their lunch lady Hammy?
<HAMmy> HEY!
* HAMmy is NOT a lunch lady!
<Cloud_ax> [00:53] <HAMmy> umm no
<Cloud_ax> [00:53] * Cloud_ax hires hammy
<Cloud_ax> :O
<Renegade15> so you are a drug dealer?
<HAMmy> yessss
<HAMmy> NO
<HAMmy> WAIT

#408 (Image) [ Down (9) Up ] [Submitter: ORCACommander]

{ORCACommander troubleshooting an Internal Error}
[19:01] <ORCACommander> hmm IE's after 50% of this maps loads
<..snip..>
[19:06] <DCoder> send me your except
<..snip..>
<DCoder> some action in your map starts with text that cannot be interpreted as a number
<..snip..>
[19:20] <ORCACommander> I delted them and now it works
[19:20] <DCoder> problem solved
[19:20] <DCoder> :p
<..snip..>
<DCoder> compare this error solving method with the one we used in 2004 or so...
<DoctorDestiny> So what error solving method was that? Take a wild ass guess and hope for the best? XD
<DCoder> that, plus combing through everything looking for wtfs manually
<DCoder> weren't those the fun days :p
<ORCACommander> i head you used sacrifice a 20 bulls and a virgin to find out what the error was
<ORCACommander> :P
<DCoder> hah
<DCoder> during full moon, no less
<ORCACommander> and when that failed there was always the ouija board
<DCoder> and tea leaves

Comment: Voodoo room #renproj where modders gather for Black Masses // edited for timestamps -- DC

#506 (Image) [ Down (9) Up ] [Submitter: Albrecht]

<Lt_Albrecht>: damn...
<Lt_Albrecht>: Run! To Gangland!
<DCoder>: come on, Be Quick Or Be Dead
<DCoder>: don't be Afraid To Shoot Strangers
<Lt_Albrecht>: I'll hide under the Total eclipse!
<DCoder>: and be called Public Enema Number One!
<Lt_Albrecht>: Hallowed Be thy Name
<Lt_Albrecht>: "Public Enema Number One!" EPIC LOL

Comment: I meant this bit...

#515 (Image) [ Down (9) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<Shiori> Hey, I like side boob
<Shiori> I like side boob more than frontal boob for the most part, to be honst
<Shiori> Side boob makes you hopeful ("Hey, maybe I'll get lucky and see the whole thing! Sweet!) wherease front boob shows you the horrible truth about sagginess

#522 (Image) [ Down (9) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Ahrotahntee> I got a privmsg on PPM too
<Ahrotahntee> I was going to read it, but then I stopped caring

Comment: who cares for Adon^HPPM?

#543 (Image) [ Down (9) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<Electro> behold the suckishness and creativity (or lack thereof) of my art:
<Electro> http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/1980/catomlogo.png
<DCoder> that's not how a magnet works

#596 (Image) [ Down (9) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<AlexB> i really want to see the first terrorist covered in cum to evade airport security...

#615 (Image) [ Down (9) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<DCoder1337> I just fixed 1528
<DCoder1337> by introducing |bool scat;|
<DCoder1337> anyone got problems with that?
<Renegade15> it seems like a shitty variable name

Comment: irc.freenode.net#renproj - snark

#616 (Image) [ Down (9) Up ] [Submitter: Graion Dilach]

[Speeder] Zeno
[Speeder] Stop being random
[Speeder] I need competitive gameplay
[Speeder] Or at least 15% of it

Comment: A gem from the MO lobby

#31 (Image) [ Down (8) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Mark -: l44t, got a better weapon!
DCoder: l44t? wtf, your leetspeek module got hacked? :P
Mark -: Nope. I figure l44t > l33t > l22t > l11t :P

#41 (Image) [ Down (8) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

DCoder - : WTF
DCoder - : calling a guy's post about "I made a chroono monkey in TibEd" 'advanced n00bism' apparently means I'm about to get warned for bad behaviour...
DCoder - : http://forums.cncden.com/showthread.php?t=11596
Renegade : After some quite observation, I come to the scientific conclusion that Rolk is a brain-amputated retard, and not suitable as a moderator for a C&C editing forum
Renegade : quiet*, btw

Comment: Well what do you know, it actually got me banned xD

#71 (Image) [ Down (8) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Nucl34r14: who, where, where's my shotgun?
Gaylord -: kill me quick!
Eaglemc -: BANG
*entith2290@hotmail.com has left the conversation.
pd: you hit the wrong guy

Comment: Gaylord == Whiteboy

#112 (Image) [ Down (8) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<DCoder> DCoder: fuck this, get some sleep before coding
<DCoder> Jason : how
<Renegade> As a person 90% awake at 7:26 AM with no sleep, I don't quite see how that is funny
<DCoder> "get some sleep" "how"
<DCoder> btw, you really should go to sleep already
<Renegade> I'm sitting here and I don't know if I'll be able to fall asleep if I go to bed..."how" is a damn good question!

Comment: 08:27 in my time, 07:27 in Ren's time, and he hasn't slept yet...

#134 (Image) [ Down (8) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

ihateharriers: the school told me that no matter what, rape is never fun, even if it is in the ears.

Comment: http://forums.revora.net/index.php?s=&showtopic=38471&view=findpost&p=348503

#266 (Image) [ Down (8) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<DCoder> m666
<m666> Hmm?
<DCoder> http://img241.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ppmliterc8.png << this is what my ppm looks like
<m666> Wow.
<m666> That is quite badass.
<DCoder> inspired by the old Digital Twilight skin
<m666> Hmm...perhaps DCoder would send me his style, or is he gonna prevent my laziness?
<DCoder> sure, just a sec
<Jesus_Christotaurus> I want to masturbate to that PPM
<m666> Thanks.
<Jesus_Christotaurus> it actually looks good
<Jesus_Christotaurus> send, too
<m666> lol
<DCoder> I didnt need to know that one
<Jesus_Christotaurus> that going to be logged and archived?
<DCoder> most likely
<m666> Ha.
<Jesus_Christotaurus> Fuck

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj // Jesus is Carno

#345 (Image) [ Down (8) Up ] [Submitter: DonutArnold]

[20:28] IcySon55 has joined #renproj
[20:28] <IcySon55> this better not disconnect me
[20:28] IcySon55 has left irc.gamernet.org (Quit: IcySon55)

Comment: It was funny for a while...

#373 (Image) [ Down (8) Up ] [Submitter: pd]

DCoder -: that is way over my head :P

Comment: OK, who can say he made DCoder say that? =D

#483 (Image) [ Down (8) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

*** Quits: Electro (Why am I expecting a volley of "he's gone" after I leave?)
<DCoder> he's gone
<DCoder> bring out the champagne and the hookers
<Clazzy> lol
<ChielScape> meh
<ChielScape> forget the champagne
<ChielScape> get more hookers instead

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - variations on an old theme

#489 (Image) [ Down (8) Up ] [Submitter: MT]

ModernDayWorrier:
[Map Ini question]
battleship bombardment type weapons

In a map ini, is it possible to have an ordinary weapon be fired strictly by a command button with a timer different then that of its reloading time? I understand you can do this with any weapon (the Comanche rocketpod is an example) however the reload time is retained as defined in weapon.ini. Id like to know if there is a way to override this without modding the game.

<snip>

Dutchygamer:
I think that what you want is quite impossible to do without modding.

ChielScape:
"I think that what you want is quite impossible to do without modding."
Guess what? This is a modding forum!
<giant 4chan smiley>

Dutchygamer:
Guess what? You f*cking annoy me! Read the thread before posting moron

Comment: Many posts like this by him in rapid succession. A ban followed minutes later http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=21831

#496 (Image) [ Down (8) Up ] [Submitter: Saberhawk]

* NotSaberhawk (mark@burn-7C840C0D.dhcp.embarqhsd.net) has joined #renproj
<~Renegade> :O
<~Renegade> the evil twin saber is sneaking up on the good one!
* Saberhawk (mark@burn-7C840C0D.dhcp.embarqhsd.net) Quit (Ping timeout)
<~Renegade> :O :O he killed him!
<ShaRose> THE SHIT JUST FIT THE FAN MAN
<ShaRose> WE ARE ALL FUCKED
* ~Renegade arms himself
<~Renegade> stay back, NotSaber! I have a bot and I'm not afraid to use him!
<&Diablo> right on.

#516 (Image) [ Down (8) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

DoctorDestiny: Dude. You know what sucks... FORGETTING TO ATTACH YOUR RESUME TO AN EMAIL TO AN EMPLOYER!

Comment: bummer, eh

#548 (Image) [ Down (8) Up ] [Submitter: Electro]

<Electro> Wir sind allein.
<Renegade> Creepy, dude
* Renegade puts on a chastity belt

Comment: irc.burnirc.net #RenProj - after dark

#613 (Image) [ Down (8) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<BobingAbout> I tried linux, then the computer exploded

Comment: irc.freenode.net#renproj - blow it up

#620 (Image) [ Down (8) Up ] [Submitter: Graion Dilach]

<Vassonx> They say
<Vassonx> Men have tidier desktops than women
<Vassonx> If Graion is considered a man
<Zenothist> Graion is man
<Vassonx> I figure how horrible women's desktop would look like

Comment: For reference: http://yras.cncguild.net/other/gdesktop3.jpg

#626 (Image) [ Down (8) Up ] [Submitter: Graion Dilach]

<+DCoder1337> http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/355viu/
<Starkku> I suppose the question here is, who wouldn't?
* GraionDilach arises hand
<+DCoder1337> raises hand*
<GraionDilach> Either way, recursion is what I hate... but I hate porn more
* +Renegade15 watches everyone stare in disbelief
<+DCoder1337> wat
<+DCoder1337> hate... the precious?
<GraionDilach> I hate recursion because all the tests which said I should do it recursivel because i couldn't think up a way -_-
<+DCoder1337> that's not the part we're in disbelief about, Graion

#13 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

CannisRabidus: Oh look, he has negative credits again.

Comment: after reducing some n00b's credit-count:

#51 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: Whiteboy]

DCoder -: I remember our school PCs...
Whiteboy: "Bad security" is what I remember
DCoder -: some smartass wrote a program that changed the wallpaper into an 800x600 photo of a dick every time someone logged on
DCoder -: *some smartass whistles innocently*
DCoder -: took the teachers a month to figure it out
DCoder -: fucking computer-illiterates
DCoder -: it was simply TOO easy to do something nasty
Whiteboy: ROFL

#146 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: IcySon55]

gog: CAn someone send me some sweet units to add to my maps i cant be botherd making them myself :)

Renegade: CAn someone send me some money to add to my bank account i cant be botherd earning it myself :)

Comment: PWNED

#211 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Renegade> I'm not actually surprised he fucked it all up.
<Renegade> That's what happens when people have no idea what they're doing.
<Renegade> (Coincidently, that's also the reason we have Microsoft Windows and religions.)

Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=146913#146913

#212 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: Droke]

Ã?roke - Death by multimeter! says:
"Female with strain relief"
"Use with mating power jacks "
https://www.jameco.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?langId=-1&storeId=10001&catalogId=10001&productId=191492
wthigon says:
thats like tech porn

Comment: Nothing is clean content nowdays...

#263 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<DCoder> Ren, seen http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid/cs_programming.shtml ?
<Renegade> don't think so
... time passes
<Renegade> D.
<Renegade> people cannot possibly be that stupid
<DCoder> you want to believe that, don't you
<Renegade> I have to
<Renegade> I'd lose my faith in mankind otherwise

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj

#322 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: gordon-creAtive]

(BobingAbout) i dunno which 1 is worse... the fact i can't eat because of toothache, or shitting what looks like chocolate milkshake... atleast since i'm not eating much i arn't shitting that much
• DCoder has kicked BobingAbout (A tidal wave of chocolate milkshake sweeps you away... and we can't hear any more stories about your shit any more...)

Comment: On 'RenProj

#339 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<DonutArnold> :D
*** Joins: DonutArnold_ (~chatzilla@gamer-9954A400.dhcp.inet.fi)
<DonutArnold_> heh
<DonutArnold_> !kick DonutArnold
<DCoder> lol
<DonutArnold_> !kick DonutArnold
<Von> :o
<DonutArnold_> !kick DonutArnold
<DCoder> !kick DonutArnold
*** Diablo kicks DonutArnold from #RenProj (Requested)
<DonutArnold_> !kick DonutArnold
<DonutArnold_> !kick DonutArnold
<Von> LOL
<DonutArnold_> !kick DonutArnold
*** Diablo kicks DonutArnold_ from #RenProj (H?r auf dich dauernd zu wiederholen!)

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - Thou shalt not command Diablo unless thou are root

#359 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: Fenring]

Zee: Oh sweet, unlimited!
Zee: You know how many subdomains I could make?!?
Zee: Like...
Zee: THIS MANY:
Ayumu: over nine thousand?
Zee: Well, shit, I was going to put a very large number, but that would be a stupid joke compared to what you just said.

Comment: MSN

#400 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: ORCACommander]

Comment: Just another Day in #renproj IRC Math Class

#416 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Carno> God made dinosaurs, now, study for your internet acronym test.
<Carno> Fucking dicks man. Whats wrong with people. A goddamn internet phrase test
<Carno> I'll take it. Shit. May make me get into college.
<Carno> go to Yale for knowing 'Lol'

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - http://idle.slashdot.org/comments.pl?no_d2=1&sid=596387&cid=23960255

#458 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: IcySon55]

* I_Am (Derek@burn-8E4546AD.hsd1.fl.comcast.net) has joined #RenProj
* I_Am (Derek@burn-8E4546AD.hsd1.fl.comcast.net) has left #RenProj
<Renegade> He_Was

Comment: Only in #RenProj

#470 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: MT]

[Christmas Thread]

<snip>

Oshog:
@ Lt. Albrecht. Jesus was real. Do not doubt that. But he was no god. He was an innovator and a Jewish revolutionairy.

Yay for Christmas. Presents.

<snip>

Revolutionary:
@Oshog
Quote:"Jewish revolutionary"

im not jewish and i am not aware that i have a jewish counterpart

Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=21268

#484 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: MT]

<Nikademis Von Hisson>
1st - the quote, its not a quote its from the MODENC. If you want me to put quotes around it, fine I will, point taken and will remember
...

Comment: The quote is not a quote its just from somewhere else. XD. http://forums.renegadeprojects.com/showthread.php?tid=1217

#503 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

DCoder: jesus christ Nuclear General is a retard
Doctor Destiny: Film at eleven?
DCoder: idiot gets pissed at me when I tell him to validate his html at w3c before asking for my help
DCoder: hurr durr w3c is retarded cuz it sez my precious <FONT> is not valid bawwww
Doctor Destiny: <font> died years ago.
DCoder: fucking moran using <FONT> with xhtml 1.0 strict
Doctor Destiny: It's called CSS.
Doctor Destiny: With XHTML 1.0 STRICT? HA! HAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Doctor Destiny: Oh fuck.
Doctor Destiny: brb, I pissed myself with with laughter.

Comment: msn - laughter kills

#541 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Renegade> the interesting question, of course, is now:
<Renegade> if "Yuri" is lesbian hentai, is lesbians fucking guys with strap-ons "Yuri's Revenge"?

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - curious minds want to know

#559 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Orac> So more of the "make YR work properly" variety of Ares tasks.
<DCoder> that would be a nice thing to do... so many requests, so little time
<Orac> Make the fan vote on the ones which are important, then do only those?
<DCoder> ew no
<Orac> make every new request require the applicant's kidney before being considered?
<DCoder> lol
<Renegade> I like his way of thinking
<Renegade> we could enable bug sponsoring
<Renegade> "This bug has priority because a fellow community member sacrificed his kidney for it!"

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - sponsored link

#576 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<DCoder> I have encountered people worse than noobs
<DCoder> they are the people who actually upload episodes of Teletubbies to my favourite tracker

#563 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<DCoder> in the issue, it's StackHash, which suggests Microsoft's anti-hacking feature like ASLR or DEP
<Renegade> yeah, just found that
<Renegade> typical microsoft
<Renegade> you inject a whole shitload of code into a running program
<Renegade> execute it fine
<Renegade> and then, when you end it, its hacking protection fires
<Renegade> x_x

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - lol

#582 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<ir3actions> My favourite dinosaur is the Pink Ranger.

#597 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<Renegade15> oy
<Renegade15> I was scrolling over debug output
<Renegade15> had the words "Königsbrunn" and "Bundesliga" below each other, offset
<Renegade15> and through the scrolling, they blurred together, and my brain parsed [nig][ga]
<Renegade15> it was like scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll wait, what??
<AlexB__> probably a racist condition somewhere :p

#600 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Renegade15> it's a pity you don't drink
<DCoder1337> why?
<Renegade15> once I can read the assembler, YR code would make a great drinking game
<Renegade15> everybody opens a random address, who finds retardedness has to drink

Comment: Easiest game ever?

#604 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<SteelMirage> And this is God. The ultimate SW.

#34 (Image) [ Down (6) Up ] [Submitter: AlliedGeneral]

JT/AG/BX says: Prerelease style is overused
Speeder - Peace through power! says: Standard YR style is also overused, you know
JT/AG/BX says: ROFL

#36 (Image) [ Down (6) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

(Discussing Pink Floyd - Another Brick In The Wall)
Whiteboy: heh, I'm sure you and I are fairly unique anyway - not everyone are bricks ya know
Whiteboy: e.g. George Bush
DCoder -: lol
Whiteboy: he's not a brick, he's a prick
Whiteboy: or a dick
Whiteboy: and somewhat sick
DCoder -: bwahahaha
DCoder -: I am SOOOOO quuoting that

#103 (Image) [ Down (6) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

DCoder -: oh great... TibEd lovers in Lithuania, that's got to be the first time
Renegade: it also lowers you country's score significantly.
Renegade: Germany: Renegade, pd, Reaperrr, Matze
Renegade: Lithuania: DCoder, TibEd-lovers
DCoder -: oooh, now that's just mean
Renegade: look at it this way:
Renegade: if you wipe out the TibEd-crowd, 100% of your country's modding community is l33t.

Comment: I am unique, after all, not just another brick in the wall :D

#126 (Image) [ Down (6) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

DoctorPhileasFragg: Do I know you well enough to poke you for no reason at all?
Renegade: Are you aware of the fact that I possess a Hammer of Admin?
DoctorPhileasFragg: yes, and that is the very reason I asked before proceeding

Comment: #RenProj on irc.gamernet.org

#249 (Image) [ Down (6) Up ] [Submitter: Judeau]

<judeau> a favorite passtime ?
<Maersk> Sex.
<IcySon55> with fruit
<DCoder> "Sorry, I thought we were having a state-the-obvious contest. I'm competitive by nature."
<judeau> melon
<Maersk> Mmm, strawberry sex
<judeau> that small ?
<IcySon55> HAHAHAHA

Comment: fruit sex.....intriguing

#268 (Image) [ Down (6) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj

#306 (Image) [ Down (6) Up ] [Submitter: Not Von.]

<Carnotaurus> pull the vibrator out of your asshole
<sirmods> THIGH
<sirmods> not
<sirmods> ass
<Von> Okay, so you cut a hole in your thigh and inserted one? Feel free to remove it at anytime, for I don't think it will work there. O.o
<sirmods> Naw
<sirmods> its batteries woulda died
<Von> ...
<Von> So your using a wall outlet to power it? wtf?
<sirmods> No
<sirmods> :3
<sirmods> It runs on cum :3
<sirmods> XD
<Carnotaurus> ..
<Carnotaurus> ew
<Carnotaurus> you flaming faggot.

Comment: IRC - Renproj - Just WTF?!

#324 (Image) [ Down (6) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Renegade> "you can touch my woman, but you can't touch my nick"
* ChielScape touches Renegades chick
<ChielScape> he probably doesnt have one anyway
<Renegade> would you please stop touching my hand? ...it's weird.

Comment: trimmed for humor - Ren

#352 (Image) [ Down (6) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<secret> about .exe hacking what tools u need?
<secret> is daemon tools good?
<DCoder> lol at secret's post
<secret> ahem,do i look like i would know .exe hacking?
<Gosho> (Re: is daemon tools good?) Yes, it is. Other cool programs you can use to hack the .exe include Wikipedia, Cyanide, Internet Explorer and Raw Fish. Go try out, it's easy
<secret> easy you say?
<secret> then code this:
<secret> sorry that i didnt readed all
<secret> @Gosho: Wikipedia is a site wich is browsed by Internet Explorer
<pd> You opened gamemd.exe in Notepad, saved it as HTML and took a screenshot of it which you attached as a BMP?
<pd> Get lost, you don't seem to have the slightest idea what this is about, and it makes me sick that you don't quite seem to care.

Comment: http://forums.revora.net/index.php?showtopic=56911#entry551476

#431 (Image) [ Down (6) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

DCoder: hmm
DCoder: I think I just found a nice way to abuse YR
Kittah-Khan: ...
Kittah-Khan: don't abuse the handicapped

Comment: *rimshot*

#434 (Image) [ Down (6) Up ] [Submitter: Fenring]

<DoctorDestiny> That's why my VS2008 PHP IDE comes in HANDY AS SHIT. :p
<DCoder> theoretical question, when does shit come in handy?
<DoctorDestiny> Never, considering I was using a figure of speech.
<DCoder> gee, if only I were too stupid too know that :p
<DoctorDestiny> We know you is D. :p
<DCoder> smooth :p
<DoctorDestiny> Yep.
<DoctorDestiny> I know.
<DoctorDestiny> Smooth like concrete.
<Electro> concrete is smooth?
<DoctorDestiny> ...
<DoctorDestiny> And in comes Electro to kill joke.

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - Electro the joke killer...

#606 (Image) [ Down (6) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<DCoder1337> I think my voxel parsing code is broken
<AlexB__> ...to stay compatible with WW?

#618 (Image) [ Down (6) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<AlexB__> Ares Starter. for third side countries

#628 (Image) [ Down (6) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Comment: irc.freenode.net#renproj - cracks are valuable!

#4 (Image) [ Down (5) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Renegade - Royally 0wn3d the Christians.: wtf?! No co-op in Commandos 3?
Renegade - Royally 0wn3d the Christians.: *moves from "buy" to "warez" list*

#8 (Image) [ Down (5) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Renegade: wtf...ModEnc...I'm logged in on the Main Page and Community Portal, but not on Current Events
Renegade: ROFLMAO
Renegade: I clicked on "Random Page" for a test
Renegade: It sent me to RTFM
Renegade: I think my wiki wants to tell me something

[two minutes later]

DCoder -: erm
DCoder -: what does that red "!" mean ?
Renegade: where?
DCoder -: everything in"recent changes"
Renegade: oh, that
Renegade: good question
Renegade: now I know why it told me to RTFM

#37 (Image) [ Down (5) Up ] [Submitter: Bobing About]

Mr Graffitti: Mine its a TC, soon I will make a forum just for my mod here, with the storyline, pictures, information, blah blah.
Whiteboy: You mean a topic.
Mr Graffitti: Yeah i confuse those two words.

#73 (Image) [ Down (5) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Whiteboy: I gtg now and absorb my shame.
DCoder -: well then, see ya
Whiteboy: ..with PRON :D
DCoder -: lol
Whiteboy: see ya
DCoder -: well, good luck with that... though I fear your "RSI" will just worsen from that xD
Whiteboy: actually i think it was caused by... wait, no, of course it wasn't '>_>

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