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#45 (Image) [ Down (17) Up ] [Submitter: Whiteboy [wrmodder]]

wthigon : i'm anti-assault maps
wrmodder: we can go against each other?
wthigon : ok
wrmodder: anti-assault?
wrmodder: :/
wrmodder: :
wthigon : :]
wrmodder: i used to be anti-TX
wrmodder: then i changed
wrmodder: you can change too :)
wthigon : i used to be anti-lesbian
wrmodder: :D
wrmodder: XD
wthigon : that quickly changed
wrmodder: LOL
wrmodder: this should be quoted
wthigon : @%#!
wthigon : no

Comment: In a YR game lobby...

#63 (Image) [ Down (15) Up ] [Submitter: Bobing About]

Topic: Naked Tanya SHP

Renegade: I *will* do it
PD: that sounds like a promise
BobingAbout: where does she keep her C4?
Renegade: better: a feature
Renegade: well, whole babies fit inside women
BobingAbout: nooo
Renegade: I'd love to see your face now
BobingAbout: :D
BobingAbout: so would i :|
Renegade: probably I'll leave her belt
Renegade: she needs her deagles
BobingAbout: belt is a good idea.

Comment: 25th March 2005

#56 (Image) [ Down (14) Up ] [Submitter: Bobing About]

DCoder: I am so glad I added yoshq to my Ignore List so I don't have to read his bullshit.

#246 (Image) [ Down (13) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Whiteboy> for teh same reason ou donlt play WR
<Whiteboy> *you don't
<DCoder> nice typing
<Whiteboy> thanlks
<Whiteboy> comes naturaolly youp knowe
<DCoder> I can tell
<DCoder> http://qdb.renegadeprojects.com/?act=id&id=246
<Whiteboy> you're spelling is worse in the comments though ;)

Comment: Whiteboy cna splel rael ewll // updated with the last two lines

#53 (Image) [ Down (12) Up ] [Submitter: Whiteboy]

wthigon : your AI pwned me yesterday
Whiteboy: oh goody
Whiteboy: considering I have no AI

#76 (Image) [ Down (12) Up ] [Submitter: Particle]

CannisRabidus: If such a hypothetical someone would have such a hypothetical interest in various hypothetical content of this forum, then hypothetically there's a reason to register. I'm speaking hypothetically of course.

#71 (Image) [ Down (11) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Nucl34r14: who, where, where's my shotgun?
Gaylord -: kill me quick!
Eaglemc -: BANG
*entith2290@hotmail.com has left the conversation.
pd: you hit the wrong guy

Comment: Gaylord == Whiteboy

#242 (Image) [ Down (11) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Chielscape: ah, i thought you meant in TS cuz you said "like Red Alert" but i guess you meant RA1.

Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=156990#156990

#17 (Image) [ Down (10) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

DCoder -: re: My computer in start menu:
Desktop Properties, Desktop, Customize... check check uncheck uncheck, voila
Renegade: sounds like a bad rap
Renegade: check check
uncheck uncheck
Renegade: yo yo
Renegade: XP rap, yo
Renegade: B to the S to the O to the D
crashing down your system
taking linux with me

#42 (Image) [ Down (10) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Aurelius V: Amazing... someone with a brain on the Internet. :|
DCoder :lol, that should get quoted
Aurelius V: bahahahahaha :P

#110 (Image) [ Down (10) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

[19:30] <*Renegade> an ETA of four mins for bob
[19:34] BobingAbout joins

Comment: Ren's psychic? Or is this just a deja vu? You be the judge...

#306 (Image) [ Down (10) Up ] [Submitter: Not Von.]

<Carnotaurus> pull the vibrator out of your asshole
<sirmods> THIGH
<sirmods> not
<sirmods> ass
<Von> Okay, so you cut a hole in your thigh and inserted one? Feel free to remove it at anytime, for I don't think it will work there. O.o
<sirmods> Naw
<sirmods> its batteries woulda died
<Von> ...
<Von> So your using a wall outlet to power it? wtf?
<sirmods> No
<sirmods> :3
<sirmods> It runs on cum :3
<sirmods> XD
<Carnotaurus> ..
<Carnotaurus> ew
<Carnotaurus> you flaming faggot.

Comment: IRC - Renproj - Just WTF?!

#20 (Image) [ Down (9) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Renegade: *Oh the decisions...learn PHP/MySQL, learn C++...do nothing
Renegade: *sigh*
Renegade: I need a wife or something...or a program that decides for me

#47 (Image) [ Down (9) Up ] [Submitter: Whiteboy]

DCoder -: ARGH n00bs
<quotes a very n00bish PM he just received>

... time passes ...

DCoder -: now I wonder what should I reply to that n00b
Whiteboy: stfu n00b
DCoder -: I could just tell him "yeah, my msn is {insert Whiteboy's email address here} " and watch the fireworks.
or I could tell him "sure I do, its stfu@you.n00b".
or "wtf, ever seen the 'Profile' link under a post?".
or just play dead...
Whiteboy: ROFL

#157 (Image) [ Down (9) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Kiith-Sa> bye
<DCoder> bye
<Renegade> bye
<BobingAbout> bye
<Renegade> what was that on bash? "We sound like a boy band"?
*** Kiith-Sa quit (Quit: )
<DCoder> you memorised the entire bash or something?
<Renegade> <_< >_>
<Renegade> this discussion is over

Comment: 2006 07 09, irc.gamernet.org#renproj

#265 (Image) [ Down (9) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Whiteboy: i think i should restart
Whiteboy: and then see that link
Whiteboy: brb
Whiteboy: and bam, I
Whiteboy: I'm back in a flash of brilliant white light
DCoder -: so you're thinking you are Kane, again?
Whiteboy: I AM the messiah
Whiteboy: I have already seen the final act...
DCoder -: you are also bald
DCoder -: and your goatee sucks
Whiteboy: My head's shinyness can reflect the Ion Cannon, of course
Whiteboy: how do you think I escaped TD?
Whiteboy: my goatee was formed from the pubic hairs of a thousand dead GDI troops
DCoder -: intriguing
DCoder -: perverted, yet intriguing
DCoder -: Freud would be proud
Whiteboy: who's Freud?
DCoder -: ...
Whiteboy: ok, what's Freud?
DCoder -: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sigmund_Freud
Whiteboy: oh, THAT Freud

Comment: Whiteboy is back, with his usual pizazz to delve deep into... The Twilight Zone.

#349 (Image) [ Down (9) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<darknessvolt> I think it would be better if you will use rulesmd.ini because I never use rockpatch in editing.

Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=193555#193555

#77 (Image) [ Down (8) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Minimi- : <silly question>
Renegade: <answer> P.P.S.: Is it just me or have the n00bs grown more stupid over the past year? Just yesterday I had some guy (B.v.G) ask about stealing the code from other mods at my forums, now this...
DCoder -: Uh, Ren, Minimi == B.v.G(RenProj) == Pojahn(Sleip's Stuff/Revora).
Renegade: Well that certainly explains a lot x-p
Minimi- : I am B.v.G and Pojahn, but not Uh and Ren

Comment: http://www.deezire.net/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=11392

#81 (Image) [ Down (8) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Whiteboy: ...something is wrong with me
Whiteboy: I feel hyper
Whiteboy: i can type real fast
Whiteboy: Am I.. dying?
DCoder -: ...
Whiteboy: NO! I have to release teh mod first
Whiteboy: ..this started when i was lookng at pron
Whiteboy: maybe I broke my dick
Whiteboy: damn, I should know that too much playing with toys causes them to break

#153 (Image) [ Down (8) Up ] [Submitter: Bobingabout]

<DCoder> I need a new phone, with a camera ... too many capture-worthy sights everyday
<Renegade> breasteses?
<DCoder> including, but not limited to

Comment: Phones, the all in 1 gadget!

#117 (Image) [ Down (8) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

The Phiend: Blink if you think the sink will link the drink to zinc. :goof:
Cylor: You just rattled off all my character save names from the first three Zelda games. :P

#128 (Image) [ Down (8) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Whiteboy: you scar eme
Whiteboy: *scare
DCoder -: good
DCoder -: maybe Ill make you crap your pants
Whiteboy: too late
DCoder -: if youre wearing any, that is
Whiteboy: today of all days, I am indeed wearing pants.
Whiteboy: ya caught me on a rare day

Comment: Whiteboy's clothing style is ... odd.

#136 (Image) [ Down (8) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<DCoder> on some lyrics sites, the "related lyrics" could use some improvement...
<Renegade> "Girls just wanna have fun" listed next to Nirvana's "Rape me"?

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj

#268 (Image) [ Down (8) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<m666> I feel sooo loved all of a sudden.
<m666> I wonder why.
<sirmods> lol
<DCoder> lol
<sirmods> Because DCoder loves you? XD
<m666> Possibly.
<m666> But be careful.
<sirmods> Hehe.
<m666> You're on light grounds there. :P
<sirmods> Yeah, I know, but I'm just screwing around.
<m666> :P
<m666> Next thing you know, someone makes a fatal typo and it's permanently sealed in the QDB. XD
<DCoder> lol
<sirmods> lol
<m666> You saw what happened to Jesus_Christosaurus.
<m666> Don't make the same mistake!
<sirmods> Hahaha.....
<sirmods> If I had a say in it he'd be sealed in just for having that name. XD
<m666> lol
<m666> YAY 2 minute hump.
<m666> FUCK.
<m666> *bump.
<sirmods> o_0
<sirmods> LOL
<sirmods> I bet that just got you sealed, too. XD
<m666> I bet.
<m666> Let's not mention it.
<DCoder> lol
<m666> I need some sleep, clearly.
<m666> Oh, Hai D.
<sirmods> Seriously, did it?
<sirmods> Lol
<DCoder> it will get sealed once I finish coding this
<sirmods> Hahaha.....
<m666> Oh snap.
<m666> Crap.

... time passes ...

<sirmods> Oh hell yes Chielscape just got on MSN.
<m666> Quick.
<m666> Least get me in with you and Chisel. I'm bored.
<sirmods> Aww.
<sirmods> Chisel
<sirmods> XD
<m666> ...
<m666> CRAP.

...

<sirmods> You aren't getting sleep, you did the typos. :P
<m666> lol
<sirmods> ;p
<m666> Carp
<m666> ...
<m666> *facepalm*
<sirmods> ....
<m666> *Crap.
<sirmods> THREE TIMES
<m666> STFU.
<sirmods> It's too funny!
<m666> God.
<m666> If I get sealed...
<m666> I'm coming after you with a wet large carp.
<sirmods> LOl
<sirmods> Just because YOU said that?
<sirmods> XD
<m666> LARGE WET CARP

...

<DCoder> goddamnit
<sirmods> =3
<sirmods> ?
<DCoder> guest posting has been broken for a few days... and yet nobody tells me I broke it
<m666> LOL
<m666> Jood Gob.
<sirmods> Oh lovely.
<sirmods> XD
<sirmods> .....
<DCoder> despite the fact that I posted an announcement telling people to TELL ME IF SOMETHING'S BROKEN
<sirmods> FOUR.
<sirmods> XD
<m666> STFU.
<m666> JESUS.

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj

#338 (Image) [ Down (8) Up ] [Submitter: gordon-creAtive]

(IcySon55) starts out as quiet day on PPM
(IcySon55) with you/your avatar sitting in the RA2 moderation chair
(IcySon55) i'm explaining the flash video
(IcySon55) that'll never happen
(IcySon55) nice and quiet video for about 10 seconds
(IcySon55) then out of nowhere, a n00b pops up and talks really fast, "hey guys looks at my mods map! its teh best!!!!eleven"
(IcySon55) this is with real voices
(IcySon55) so from behind your chair, you take out a sniper and pop his head off
(IcySon55) camera centers on the now mangled n00b on the floor
(IcySon55) and begins to be encircled by rings made of letters saying "N00B Power"
(IcySon55) and slowly rises off the ground and comes to life! with!
(IcySon55) The sword of Kane C&P building!
(IcySon55) SNIPED
(IcySon55) the video goes on like this for a while until you detonate a nuke on the horde of n00bs that have gathered
(IcySon55) the end
(!DCoder) ...
(IcySon55) then Banshee walks in, kneels before the fallen n00bs, and tells you to GTFO
(!DCoder) OMG YOU KILLED NOOBS! YOU BASTARD!
(IcySon55) thus concludes DCoder's history of PPM modding

Comment: On #RenProj (Some comments were removed)

#87 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

DCoder -: grrr... I should get a "Do not FUCKING touch the firefox nightlies" carved into my monitor case >_<
DCoder -: maybe taht would teach me something
DCoder -: once again, curiosity killed DCoder's bookmarks, cookies, cache and firefox profile
Renegade: "Ultra Kill"

Comment: pwnt :(

#352 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<secret> about .exe hacking what tools u need?
<secret> is daemon tools good?
<DCoder> lol at secret's post
<secret> ahem,do i look like i would know .exe hacking?
<Gosho> (Re: is daemon tools good?) Yes, it is. Other cool programs you can use to hack the .exe include Wikipedia, Cyanide, Internet Explorer and Raw Fish. Go try out, it's easy
<secret> easy you say?
<secret> then code this:
<secret> sorry that i didnt readed all
<secret> @Gosho: Wikipedia is a site wich is browsed by Internet Explorer
<pd> You opened gamemd.exe in Notepad, saved it as HTML and took a screenshot of it which you attached as a BMP?
<pd> Get lost, you don't seem to have the slightest idea what this is about, and it makes me sick that you don't quite seem to care.

Comment: http://forums.revora.net/index.php?showtopic=56911#entry551476

#356 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Carnotaurus> can somebody explain Schroedinger's Cat in fucking basic terms?
<ChielScape> there r teh cat (is fine too)
<ChielScape> cat r in boxx0rz
<ChielScape> box r teh close'd
<ChielScape> thar r also particul
<ChielScape> particul r unstabol
<Carnotaurus> NOT IN /b/PANESE
<ChielScape> >_>
<ChielScape> i was just trying to make you understand, but if you speak english too, thats fine

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - quantum physics according to /b/

#406 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: Fenring]

<DCoder> In the LAN tracker I use...
<DCoder> Ungodly amount of uploaders have uploaded lesbian porn, one guy uploaded a gay porno flick, and one uploaded a zoo clip. One of the uploaders got banned for his contribution. Which one you imagine it was?
<DoctorDestiny> gay.
<DCoder> yep
<DoctorDestiny> Fail.
<DCoder> how'd you guess?
<DoctorDestiny> Nobody gives a shit about zoo porn but gay? STOP THE INTERNET! TWO MEN! RUUUUUUUUUN
<DCoder> haha
<DCoder> so true

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - porn trackers

#58 (Image) [ Down (6) Up ] [Submitter: Saberhawk]

Saberhawk: bla bla bla bla bla bla bla
MrRuben5: rofl
Saberhawk: bla?
MrRuben5: blabla
Saberhawk: bla!
MrRuben5: blablabla!

Comment: We were having a bla'ing time. :P

#13 (Image) [ Down (6) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

CannisRabidus: Oh look, he has negative credits again.

Comment: after reducing some n00b's credit-count:

#19 (Image) [ Down (6) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

CannisRabidus: I don't expect a hammer to function as a decent microwave oven either.

#62 (Image) [ Down (6) Up ] [Submitter: Bobing About]

AlliedG : its cool design but far too white ...
AlliedG : its cool design but far too white ...
Bobing -: what the asian twins said.
Whiteboy: You just made me laugh for the first time in... well the first time today, bobing. Thanks
DCoder -: LMAO @ bobing

(Edit: For the record, AlliedG is Asian. That's not racist in any way.)

Comment: http://www.deezire.net/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=10951&start=110

#64 (Image) [ Down (6) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Renegade: /me - Now Playing: Disturbed - Shout
DCoder -: Natalie Imbruglia - Unknown Album - Torn ( No Genre )
DCoder -: note to self, update the MP3 tags
<two minutes later>
DCoder -: Genesis - Follow You Follow Me
Renegade: That's _quite_ an updated ID3-tag

#121 (Image) [ Down (6) Up ] [Submitter: pd]

"Ok, so i went out and bought 3D studio max. I was wondering what can you actually use it for."
- Tom2003uk

#124 (Image) [ Down (6) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

DCoder -: um, lets say variable q is stored in the memory at 0x012345, then a pointer to variable q will contain 0x012345
MadIvan : does that mean that if q changes, so will the pointer to it change?
DCoder -: it stores the q's location, not the value
Renegade: woah, so much talk at this time of the day?!
MadIvan : 6:31AM here :P
DCoder -: same here
MadIvan : so what the purpose of the pointer then?I mean, why not have a second variable?
Renegade: I just watched Femme Fatale
Renegade: and could predict all important plot points
Renegade: so, while it was entertaining, it was boring at the same time
Renegade: then again, it had Rebecca Romijn lesbian sex, so who am I to complain?
DCoder -: if you have a function that takes a big struct as a parameter, what is more compact, sending it 4 bytes (an address of struct) or the entire struct?
MadIvan : 4 bytes
MadIvan : ah, i kind of get it now :P
DCoder -: :)
DCoder -: also, when you send the entire struct as a param, a *copy* of the struct is made, thus the original copy does not get changed
DCoder -: kinda bad when you want your function to change something in it
Renegade: you know, when I tell you about Rebecca Romijn having lesbian sex, and you continue to talk about c++/asm memory pointers as if nothing happened, I'd take that as a sign for a serious sexual disorder

#135 (Image) [ Down (6) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Whiteboy> 2 Login to your site as the Super Administrator and click Upgrade via admin.
<Whiteboy> hmm....
<Whiteboy> I suppose I should login to my site as suepr administrator and click upgrade via admin.
<Whiteboy> *can't find upgrade via admin button*
<Whiteboy> *wets self*
<Renegade> [Whiteboy]
<Renegade> Armor=Pampers

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj

#304 (Image) [ Down (6) Up ] [Submitter: ShaRose]

<ChielScape> omg, why haz i saevd naruto pr0n...

Comment: that is worth three wtf's there.

#339 (Image) [ Down (6) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<DonutArnold> :D
*** Joins: DonutArnold_ (~chatzilla@gamer-9954A400.dhcp.inet.fi)
<DonutArnold_> heh
<DonutArnold_> !kick DonutArnold
<DCoder> lol
<DonutArnold_> !kick DonutArnold
<Von> :o
<DonutArnold_> !kick DonutArnold
<DCoder> !kick DonutArnold
*** Diablo kicks DonutArnold from #RenProj (Requested)
<DonutArnold_> !kick DonutArnold
<DonutArnold_> !kick DonutArnold
<Von> LOL
<DonutArnold_> !kick DonutArnold
*** Diablo kicks DonutArnold_ from #RenProj (H?r auf dich dauernd zu wiederholen!)

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - Thou shalt not command Diablo unless thou are root

#380 (Image) [ Down (6) Up ] [Submitter: gordon-creAtive]

I like IE7. Mainly I use IE8 (a beta test only). Firefu*ks rules too!

But for me, the best is IE7. It helps my computer ward off virus or malwares, lagwares, spywares, spamwares and whatever wares etc.


PS. Mozilla and Netscape sucks.

Comment: Darknessvolt in a "Browsers" thread ( http://forums.revora.net/index.php?showtopic=52888&pid=582441&st=20&#entry582441)

#12 (Image) [ Down (5) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

Renegade: heh
Renegade: just had a great idea
Renegade: why rely on CVS at all? it's just for publishing reasons anyway, in my case...
Renegade: I'll try if I can set up a cron job to ftp to destructionmod.com and upload the latest INIs for me
DCoder -: o_O
what are you trying to achieve? TD BETA INIs UNSTABLE NIGHTLY BUILD or what?
Renegade: ROFLMAO ...yeah, kinda

#23 (Image) [ Down (5) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

DCoder:
you know you have been working too hard when someone asks you
"What does `siblings` mean?"
and the first thing that comes to your mind is the W3C definition
"sibling -- Two nodes are siblings if and only if they have the same parent node." :(

#55 (Image) [ Down (5) Up ] [Submitter: AlliedGeneral]

AlliedGeneral: The website is also even harder to navigate around then before and I didn't even know that was possible.

Comment: (Talking about ProjectAlpha's updated website)

#93 (Image) [ Down (5) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Turn-A Gamer: Most MySpace pages look like the Internet ejaculated on it.

Comment: http://www.cannis.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=7317

#73 (Image) [ Down (5) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Whiteboy: I gtg now and absorb my shame.
DCoder -: well then, see ya
Whiteboy: ..with PRON :D
DCoder -: lol
Whiteboy: see ya
DCoder -: well, good luck with that... though I fear your "RSI" will just worsen from that xD
Whiteboy: actually i think it was caused by... wait, no, of course it wasn't '>_>

#88 (Image) [ Down (5) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

Renegade: 2 1/2 for files
1 for dl
1 1/2 for downloads
Renegade: this simple question divides people
ComradeJ: It's not as it really matters that much. I mean, you spend lots of time on a site called "DeeZire.net". Sounds like a pr0n site name to me

Comment: On naming the RenProj download subdomain

#118 (Image) [ Down (5) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Jason: oops
Jason: i did't know /nudge dcoder would nudge you, lol

Comment: Common sense isn't that common, it seems...

#119 (Image) [ Down (5) Up ] [Submitter: Jason]

Rob: BRING IT BITCH
Whiteboy: OKAY
Whiteboy: Whiteboy used SLAP on Rob!
DCoder: weee, a bitchfight
Whiteboy: 100 damage!
DCoder: *gets popcorn*
Truefeel: eh, whiteboy, dont mess up with my neighbourland, would ya ?
Rob: rob used blaze attack
Jason: lol
Rob: EAT THAT
Whiteboy: Whiteboy counterattacks TRUEFEEL with SCARATCH!
Trufeel: whatte, this is not DBZ, you know
Whiteboy: nah, pokemno
Rob: ROB pulls out his joint and smokes the room
Whiteboy: Whiteboy puts on gas mask
Whiteboy: Whiteboy is charging his SPECIAL MOVE
Whiteboy: Whiteboy farts on TRUEFEEL. TRUEFEEL fainted

Comment: After Whiteboy commented on the Dutch

#122 (Image) [ Down (5) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

DCoder -: what's the plural of dildo, then?
Whiteboy: dildii
Whiteboy: :P
DCoder -: rofl
DCoder -: that answer came waaay too fast
Whiteboy: hehe
Whiteboy: I am well acquainted with such toys.

Comment: That's Whiteboy for ya: one second the topic is LEGO, the next..

#240 (Image) [ Down (5) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

*** DCoder changed nick to DC|away

[five minutes pass]

*** BobingAbout joined
<Renegade> hi
<BobingAbout> hi

[ten minutes pass]

<BobingAbout> igular

[eleven minutes pass]

*** DC|away changed nick to DCoder
<DCoder> hi bob
<BobingAbout> hi D

[eleven minutes pass]

*** BobingAbout quit (Connection reset by peer)
*** BobingAbout joined

[twenty-six minutes pass]

<BobingAbout> this is a very interesting conversation
<DCoder> obviously
<Renegade> indeed

[silence...]

#249 (Image) [ Down (5) Up ] [Submitter: Judeau]

<judeau> a favorite passtime ?
<Maersk> Sex.
<IcySon55> with fruit
<DCoder> "Sorry, I thought we were having a state-the-obvious contest. I'm competitive by nature."
<judeau> melon
<Maersk> Mmm, strawberry sex
<judeau> that small ?
<IcySon55> HAHAHAHA

Comment: fruit sex.....intriguing

#336 (Image) [ Down (5) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Renegade> pfft
<Renegade> I could totally fill an XXXL condom
<DCoder> suuuure
<Renegade> why do you think I turned on spam deletion?
<DCoder> hehe
<Renegade> my doctor says if I take one more penis enlargement pill, I'll be unable to get into my room
<DCoder> and you won't be able to lie down, or low flying aircraft will start crashing into it?
<Renegade> no, I'm actually taking drugs to prevent me from getting an erection
<Renegade> as I'd die of blood loss if that happened
<DCoder> aww
<Renegade> but it's useful limp as well
<Renegade> once I caught an entire herd of cows using it as a lasso
<DCoder> nice
<Renegade> no, nice was when the stallions from the next range looked over in envy
<DCoder> uh huh
<DCoder> as if they can mentally equate your anatomy with theirs
<Renegade> oh, they didn't at first
<Renegade> they only caught on when all the mares started rowing up at the fence
<DCoder> ...
<DCoder> I have strange friends
<Renegade> with gigantic penises!
<DCoder> I wouldn't play poker against you
<Renegade> because of my giant dick?
<DCoder> no, because you managed to tell that whole story with a straight face

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - megashlongs

#273 (Image) [ Down (5) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Von> *Face palm* "Also, I really doubt there will ever be an overpopulation because it's part of god's creation, if it appears that there's an overpopulation, the god or whoever made everything would then resize Earth a bit bigger to fill up for new people to live." I Lol'd hard.
<Nyoro-n> GOD MADE EARTH BIGGER WITH ADOBE(tm) PHOTOSHOP

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj // Nyoro is Carno

#276 (Image) [ Down (5) Up ] [Submitter: Not Von.]

Gather 'round kids, time for a song about C93...(Song so very much taken for great Lulz.)

When I was a boy of 18, I had a special friend
Christian93 was kind, with good intent
But just a little different

Oh, special Christian93
his Mama dropped him on his head
Now he's not so bright instead
He's a little bit special
Just a little bit...

We'd play tag, and he'd get hurt
I'd play soldier, he'd eat dirt
I liked math, and the spelling bee
Christian93 liked talking to a tree

Oh, special Christian93
Mama dropped him on his head
Now she keeps him in the shed
Cause he's a little bit special
Just a little bit...

I ran track, hung out in malls
Christian93 ran headfirst into walls
I had girls and lots of clothes
Christian93 had names for all his toes

Oh, special Christian93
Mama dropped him on his head
Now he thinks he's a piece of bread
Cause he's a little bit special
Just a little bit...

one day talking to special Christian93
He grabbed a brick and he swung at my head
And as he laughed at me thats when I knew
That special Christian93 just made me special too

Now I laugh as I count bugs
I give strangers great big hugs
Next to me Christian93 is fine
Yeah he's a f---ing Einstein

Oh, Special Christian93 (and me)
Now we're not right in the head (you see)
Now we're not so bright instead
We're a little bit special
Just a little bit special
That f---er Christian93 made me special
Just a little bit
Just a little bit ... special

Comment: Haha, this was classic. // http://youtube.com/watch?v=hnrt0nKU6jM

#351 (Image) [ Down (5) Up ] [Submitter: Fenring]

<DCoder> you think I'm THAT stupid, fen?
<DoctorDestiny> not you but electro.
<DoctorDestiny> and bob of course
<DCoder> "you morons"
<BobingAbout> huh?
<DoctorDestiny> i rest my case
<DCoder> haha

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj

#324 (Image) [ Down (5) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Renegade> "you can touch my woman, but you can't touch my nick"
* ChielScape touches Renegades chick
<ChielScape> he probably doesnt have one anyway
<Renegade> would you please stop touching my hand? ...it's weird.

Comment: trimmed for humor - Ren

#370 (Image) [ Down (5) Up ] [Submitter: Von]

Adding to #369...
The snippit!

Von Kriplespac says:
WW Fanboy much?
DonutArnold says:
yeap
Von Kriplespac says:
Suckin WW off? XD
Von Kriplespac says:
SUCKIN THE DEAD CORPSE OF WW OFF MATEY?
DonutArnold says:
yeap
DonutArnold says:
very tasty
DonutArnold says:
unlike EA's fat body
Von Kriplespac says:
Technically WW is EA now. XD
Von Kriplespac says:
So technically your sucking EA off as well XD
Von Kriplespac says:
NOW YOU WISH YOU DIDNT SUCK IT OFF, RITE?
DonutArnold says:
damn
DonutArnold says:
needs beer or tooth brush to flush EA's taste away from my mouth

Comment: MSN is so fun.

#408 (Image) [ Down (5) Up ] [Submitter: ORCACommander]

{ORCACommander troubleshooting an Internal Error}
[19:01] <ORCACommander> hmm IE's after 50% of this maps loads
<..snip..>
[19:06] <DCoder> send me your except
<..snip..>
<DCoder> some action in your map starts with text that cannot be interpreted as a number
<..snip..>
[19:20] <ORCACommander> I delted them and now it works
[19:20] <DCoder> problem solved
[19:20] <DCoder> :p
<..snip..>
<DCoder> compare this error solving method with the one we used in 2004 or so...
<DoctorDestiny> So what error solving method was that? Take a wild ass guess and hope for the best? XD
<DCoder> that, plus combing through everything looking for wtfs manually
<DCoder> weren't those the fun days :p
<ORCACommander> i head you used sacrifice a 20 bulls and a virgin to find out what the error was
<ORCACommander> :P
<DCoder> hah
<DCoder> during full moon, no less
<ORCACommander> and when that failed there was always the ouija board
<DCoder> and tea leaves

Comment: Voodoo room #renproj where modders gather for Black Masses // edited for timestamps -- DC

#419 (Image) [ Down (5) Up ] [Submitter: zzattack]

<Nyerguds> CHOCOLATE RAIN?
<Carno> shut up.
* zz`off is now known as niggeria
<Nyerguds> lol
<Nyerguds> niggeria: wtf man?
* Nyerguds was kicked by Diablo (Watch your language!)
* Joins: Nyerguds (~nyerguds@gamer-B2A8DE91.access.telenet.be)
<Nyerguds> ROFL!!!
<niggeria> owned
<Nyerguds> worth it
Carno is now known as Nigger
<Nyerguds> LOOOOL
<Nigger> AH HA!

Comment: n1ggk4 b4sh1ng ???

#420 (Image) [ Down (5) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Carno_Away> im too stupid to run infront of a roller coaster. :P
<Carno_Away> *smart
<Carno_Away> fuck

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - oops

#21 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Joeking14 : where does it say that?
DCoder : hidden forum :P
Joeking14: which one and how did you find it
DCoder : *sigh*
Joeking14: wierd name

#27 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Hybrid: Every time they asked why i don't worship a god i told them, How can i worship myself? :P

#40 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: Bobing About]

Bobing About says: lol
Whiteboy says: olo
Whiteboy says: ^^^ is it the reverse of lol, or is it male genitalia?

#41 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

DCoder - : WTF
DCoder - : calling a guy's post about "I made a chroono monkey in TibEd" 'advanced n00bism' apparently means I'm about to get warned for bad behaviour...
DCoder - : http://forums.cncden.com/showthread.php?t=11596
Renegade : After some quite observation, I come to the scientific conclusion that Rolk is a brain-amputated retard, and not suitable as a moderator for a C&C editing forum
Renegade : quiet*, btw

Comment: Well what do you know, it actually got me banned xD

#48 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

CCCP Gosho: This mod is near completion. By near completion we mean that in a few months the alpha version of the mod might be ready.

Comment: ( http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=9197 )

#51 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: Whiteboy]

DCoder -: I remember our school PCs...
Whiteboy: "Bad security" is what I remember
DCoder -: some smartass wrote a program that changed the wallpaper into an 800x600 photo of a dick every time someone logged on
DCoder -: *some smartass whistles innocently*
DCoder -: took the teachers a month to figure it out
DCoder -: fucking computer-illiterates
DCoder -: it was simply TOO easy to do something nasty
Whiteboy: ROFL

#85 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: QuantumHybrid]

* FileServ has quit IRC ([alpha.ircnexus.net] Local kill by QuantumHybrid (pwnt))
<QuantumHybrid> personaly, msn < irc
<saberhawk> .music send 003
<saberhawk> Yeah, totally dead. :P

#316 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<BobingAbout> :3
<DonutArnold> :#
<DonutArnold> damn
<DonutArnold> why i always push Shift when i'm trying to write letter 3
<DonutArnold> :#
<DonutArnold> aw shit
<DonutArnold> again!
<DonutArnold> .3
<DonutArnold> aaargh!
<BobingAbout> # is also next to the enter, not above the 3, above the 3 is the pound sign
<DCoder> not everyone uses your UK-based keyboard layout
<DCoder> just FYI
<BobingAbout> ;P
<BobingAbout> and above the 2 is a ", @ is above the '
<BobingAbout> which is next to the #
<ChielScape> why dont you just make a picture so we have to ignore only 1 line, instead of a lot of them

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - typical bob

#101 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ]

Grothenolm: Make an SHP-voxel with bitmaps!

#112 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<DCoder> DCoder: fuck this, get some sleep before coding
<DCoder> Jason : how
<Renegade> As a person 90% awake at 7:26 AM with no sleep, I don't quite see how that is funny
<DCoder> "get some sleep" "how"
<DCoder> btw, you really should go to sleep already
<Renegade> I'm sitting here and I don't know if I'll be able to fall asleep if I go to bed..."how" is a damn good question!

Comment: 08:27 in my time, 07:27 in Ren's time, and he hasn't slept yet...

#126 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

DoctorPhileasFragg: Do I know you well enough to poke you for no reason at all?
Renegade: Are you aware of the fact that I possess a Hammer of Admin?
DoctorPhileasFragg: yes, and that is the very reason I asked before proceeding

Comment: #RenProj on irc.gamernet.org

#130 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

*** Renegade quit (Quit: 1 lamb. 2 lambs. 3 lambs. 4 lambs. 1 wolf....)

Comment: Counting sheep helps you get to sleep, they say.

#133 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<Renegade> the prophecy! it is here!
*** DCoder quit (Quit: HydraIRC -> http://www.hydrairc.com <-)
<Renegade> hmm
<Renegade> prophecy didn't see that one coming

Comment: Referring to http://forums.renegadeprojects.com/showthread.php?tid=397

#142 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Whiteboy: i have realsie something
Whiteboy: and it is dick-related
Whiteboy: i have not spanked the monkey
Whiteboy: for about 4 days :-O
Whiteboy: maybe more
Whiteboy: i think i've been too tired
Whiteboy: or just not bothered to
Whiteboy: this is a sign......
Whiteboy: ...a sign that perhaps i have...outgrown b00borz?
Whiteboy: outgrown horniness?
Whiteboy: outgrown women?
Whiteboy: outgrown pron?
DCoder -: no, its a sign that you have rsi, remember?
Whiteboy: or that

Comment: See #73

#255 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

* IcySon55 takes a crap on C&C3
<Renegade> icy...
<Renegade> did you have to do that in the channel?
* Renegade calls the cleaners
* Renegade sets mode -crappedC&C3 #RenProj
<IcySon55> sorry about that, the game just begs for it
<Renegade> but not inside!
<Renegade> weren't you potty trained?
<IcySon55> fine I'll take the game outside next time
<Renegade> good.
<IcySon55> then burry it
<Renegade> what?!
<IcySon55> the game
<Renegade> do you want to contaminate the ground water?!
<IcySon55> oh shit
<IcySon55> burn it?
<Renegade> and spread it in gassy form?
<IcySon55> wtf, it's impossible to get rid of
<Renegade> no!
<DCoder> build a catapult big enough to lob it into the sun
<Striker> whooo shred it
<IcySon55> I'll launch it at the sun
<Renegade> we must enclose it concrete! mantled with steel!
<IcySon55> perfect
<DCoder> or just, you know, re-enact Unreal Tourney
<Renegade> (if the sun turns into a giant Tiberian Sun after that, I'll fucking kick your ass)
<DCoder> Ripper ftw
<Striker> lol
<IcySon55> hah
<DCoder> ... Ren
<DCoder> you owe me *three* monitor cleanings now
<Renegade> god damnit.

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj

#257 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: judeau]

Judeau : PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO MARA
Carnivean : Later
Judeau : NOW
Judeau : THE KITTENS COMMAND YOU
Carnivean : It's low using kittens to grab followers
Carnivean : none can resist

Comment: trimmed for humor - Ren

#272 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

DCoder -: somebody should troll his christian forum with DOES ST PAUL TAKE JESUS IN THE ASS?
sirmods : lol4
Von Kriplespac: xD!!!!!
sirmods : You'd be perfect for that. XD
DCoder -: (you see, this is why I try to stay away from babbling christians)
DCoder -: no, carno would
sirmods : :-O
sirmods : OMG.
Von Kriplespac: LOL
sirmods : Holy shit.
sirmods : That's
sirmods : the best idea ever.
sirmods : Let Carno loose in a Christian forum.
sirmods : XD
DCoder -: he's also got the full ammo of 7chan / sagubooru / whatever else
Von Kriplespac: I love it.
sirmods : XD

Comment: Talking about http://biblocality.com/forums/showthread.php?t=912

#355 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Renegade> We built a new bazooka this year
<Renegade> the amount of explosives is irrelevant...it's what you do with them ;)
<Renegade> and with that, I go /away to shower
* Renegade changes nick to Renegade|away
<Anonymous> wow...
<DC|away> dirty thoughts about explosives? kinky
<Renegade|away> how and when I explode over what is none of your business ;)
<DC|away> I rest my case
<Anonymous> what the FUCK!

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - Anon is Fen

#353 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

DCoder : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAdku9YhSCI
Sir Modsalot : How the fuck?
Sir Modsalot : It bent the tips??
DCoder : sapphire coating
Sir Modsalot : Goddamn that's useful
DCoder : as a riot shield, maybe
Sir Modsalot : lol
DCoder : put eInk underneath and sell ad space!
DCoder : imagine, a thousand riot cops with shields, each shield playing the "Hi, I'm Mac!" ad
Sir Modsalot : XD
Sir Modsalot : Lemon party would be far more effective

Comment: youtube link is to a sapphire-coated LCD which deflects crossbow bolts

#344 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<Beowulf> you're more confused than blind lesbians in fish house. >_>

#361 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<hopefulsemblance> OMG don't talk about vietnamese eggrolls!
<HAMmy> OMG y not?
<hopefulsemblance> because they're my kryptonite
<hopefulsemblance> and i'll get hungry and drive the 50 miles north to get them
<Zoey> you live 50 miles south of vietnam!?

#395 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<EvilRenegade> .0130. FANS: What is a type of red sauce ?
<EvilRenegade> 1st Hint: ************ Question Value : 200 Points
<ApotheosisAZ> oh hell no
<JenniPowell> apotheosisaz
<EvilRenegade> YES, JenniPowell got the answer -> apotheosisaz <- in 10.932 seconds, and gets 200 points
<EvilRenegade> JenniPowell has won 5 in a row! Total Points TODAY: 1275 this WEEK: 1275 & this MONTH: 1275
* ApotheosisAZ has left #lg15roxbury
<Renegade15> XD
<JenniPowell> trivia ragequit?

#405 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Smartass> Male homosexuality and transgender are sin according to the bible, I don't remember girl on girl being mentioned in the bible
<Smartass> which means God is just as big of a pervert as the est of us

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - revelations (Smartass is Carno)

#422 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: Fenring]

<Carno_Away> Fen, on /420/'s lit , I found a counter-terrorism field manual. XD
<Carno_Away> and yes I downloaded that shit
<FBI> We know.
<Carno_Away> Hi Gman
<Carno_Away> ASL
<FBI> 13/f/florida
<Carno_Away> too old
<Carno_Away> gtfo

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - the FBI...

#11 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<tate> whiteboy your weard and i don't like your mod

#33 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Whiteboy: hey, why do you suppose <PROTECTED IDENTITY> hides his identity?
Whiteboy: and is so secretive about his whole life?
DCoder -: how exactly does he "hide" his identity?
Whiteboy: things like having a dynamic ISP

#38 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: AlliedGeneral]

AlliedGeneral: Modding is like sex, lots of pressure with little or unforunate results :/

#44 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: Whiteboy]

DCoder -: Oh I love my new auto-away-message:

If you are reading this, and I don't reply in a few minutes, either
a. I'm AFK at the moment, or
b. I think you are a n00b who is not worthy of talking to me.
Have a nice day.

DCoder -: one n00b told me to fuck off after he read it
Whiteboy: ROFL

#60 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: Whiteboy]

Whiteboy: i don't want to let down this Tom guy - he thinks the creators of the various mods out there are celebrities.
DCoder -: lol
Whiteboy: When he knows the true nature of us, he'll be kinda disappointed. We're sad lonely bums.
Whiteboy: So I have to act like a celebrity - what should I do? Wear sunglasses?
DCoder -: lol
DCoder -: hang lots of bling on your horns, and communicate with the public through a sexy secretary
Whiteboy: that's... the best damn idea I've heard all year
DCoder -: hahahaha
...time passes..
Whiteboy: Hmmm, that sexy secretery could be AlliedG. I think he fits into roles like that...
DCoder: bwahahahaahaha

#74 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: Particle]

Whiteboy says: well I can relate to it... I'm in New Zealand
Whiteboy says: Coming from the UK, it's like travelling back in time
Particle says: lol
Whiteboy says: yet there's a weird mix here
Whiteboy says: on one hand it's the 60's
Whiteboy says: on the other hand it's pretty high-tech
Particle says: at least you have lesbians
Whiteboy says: it's not my kinda place though
Whiteboy says: yeah
Whiteboy says: WE DO!
Whiteboy says: you just reminded me of why i like it here

Comment: Comparison of MY home town to WB's...

#90 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: Whiteboy]

zero: umm....hate no nudge, but i think soviet infrantry .gifs didn't work. at least my computer is... :(
Hopalongtom: I have a computer that can't see any online GIFs I reccomned getting a better computer.

Comment: It's a good thing Tom doesn't work in a computer repair centre...

#115 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Whiteboy: >_>
Whiteboy: i laughed, but it felt evil.
Whiteboy: still, quoted
Whiteboy: erm, i can't be bothered to quote it. you do it :P

Comment: Stay tuned, Whiteboy will quote the real thing soon enough. I think.

#113 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Renegade> the average air temperature outside this building does not meet my personal preferences
<Renegade> iow: It's too fucking warm for my taste
<DCoder> ironically, theres a nice cool drizzle outside my window
<Renegade> you got chicks, you got weather, you got skillz, you got a place in uni...I think I need you life
<DCoder> :p
<Renegade> If a dark-clothed nerd with a BFG follows you anytime soon...don't think about it

#152 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<Renegade> sure. but I found no version of the Arcade
<Whiteboy> well forge a new Arcade with your powers of darkness.
<Whiteboy> So I may once again dominate :D
<Renegade> I'm just the Dark Emperor. D is the Dark Magican
<DCoder> Yes, I *am* a magic can
<DCoder> thanks for asking
<Renegade> sure, wait a second
[...]
<Renegade> ^---- http://www.dazzlingdolls.com/barbie/legends/tinman_96.jpg
<DCoder> ... burn

#143 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Renegade> Damn people, get a grip
<Renegade> She doesn't have diplomatic immunity just because she's got tits

Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=141418#141418

#147 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<BobingAbout|yoyo> i bought it
<BobingAbout|yoyo> do you know how much it cost?
<DCoder> no?
<BobingAbout|yoyo> neither do i, i forgot

Comment: A Brilliant Mind III

#212 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: Droke]

Ã?roke - Death by multimeter! says:
"Female with strain relief"
"Use with mating power jacks "
https://www.jameco.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?langId=-1&storeId=10001&catalogId=10001&productId=191492
wthigon says:
thats like tech porn

Comment: Nothing is clean content nowdays...

#211 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Renegade> I'm not actually surprised he fucked it all up.
<Renegade> That's what happens when people have no idea what they're doing.
<Renegade> (Coincidently, that's also the reason we have Microsoft Windows and religions.)

Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=146913#146913

#237 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

DCoder: create a new file, name it like mail.php, put this code in it:
DaViD : A new file?

Comment: followed by a /block a minute later...

#245 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Lord> i have a lightsaber
<Flak> i have a life

Comment: Lord == Whiteboy

#335 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: gordon-creAtive]

(gordon-creAtive) [random "Hi" message]
(!Diablo) [random silence]
(!DCoder) [random giggling]
(gordon-creAtive) Can you tell me sth about that bot?
(gordon-creAtive) (IrC Newbe)
(!Diablo) there is no bot
(!Diablo) I'm just a natural born lurker
(gordon-creAtive) Your kiddin' me
(gordon-creAtive) " (Diablo is a bot. Leave him alone.)"
• DCoder shakes head
(!Diablo) yeah...long story
(!DCoder) Ren, stop fuckign with gordon's head
(!Diablo) sort of a running gag
(gordon-creAtive) .|.. I knew it
(*Renegade) D
(*Renegade) stop spoiling my fun
(*Renegade) I totally had him going there

Comment: On IRC #RenProj

#259 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: modder666]

<DCoder> print '&#' . ord . ';' for split //, $foo;
<DCoder> perl (prints a html-entity-fied version of the $foo string)
<DCoder> scarily terse
<DCoder> and so many english words
<Judeau> hehe
<Judeau> what is foo ?
<DCoder> $foo holds a certain string, lets say "a<b" and this turns it into &#65;&#60;&#66; which is html escaped a<b
<DCoder> actually, more scary than perl is the fact that I typed down those charcodes from memory
<DCoder> god I need help
<Judeau> yes
<Judeau> yes you do

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj //DC says: actually, those codes are "A<B", not "a<b", but still, ergh

#354 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Sir Modsalot: You should have seen the look on the faces of my classmates when I told them Area 51 does exist, and can easily be found on Google Maps/Earth, and that there was even a Science Channel interview with a former employee.
DCoder : lol
DCoder : you're surrounded by idiots
Sir Modsalot: Damn right I am. I live in the U.S.

Comment: MSN funnies

#264 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: Nyerguds]

<Carnotaurus> INTERNET IS COMMUNISM.
<Nyerguds>YES
<Nyerguds> INTERNET IS COMMUNISM! SUPER SOVIET STALIN MARIO AND HIS GODDAMN TUBES!

#263 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<DCoder> Ren, seen http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid/cs_programming.shtml ?
<Renegade> don't think so
... time passes
<Renegade> D.
<Renegade> people cannot possibly be that stupid
<DCoder> you want to believe that, don't you
<Renegade> I have to
<Renegade> I'd lose my faith in mankind otherwise

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj

#271 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: sirmods]

» Šįғ Ḿởđşǻłǿŧ « ¦¿¡¿Ħěļĺ �ễẳħ¡¿¡¦ says:
DCoder sealed 4 of your 5 fuckups. XD

MythModder says:
Goddamnit.
Well, that's all great and whatnot, you cockbag.
*facepalm to self*
God.
I get shown up 4 times.
But.
That's beyond my concernts right now.

Later, in another part of the convo...

MythModder says (when seeing my MSN personal message asking for action in IRC):
NO
I GOT FUCKED OVER 4 TIMES YESTERDAY
FUC YOU
*FUCK

Comment: MSN reply (MythModder is m666 from quote 268)

#274 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<sirmods> Omg.
<sirmods> I just found this on the forum of that stupid bastard on EA forums
<sirmods> http://biblocality.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2042
<Kane> Im not going back to that site
<Kane> I had to see horrible things like
<Kane> crosses
<Kane> ;_;
<sirmods> XD!
<Kane> I like Hammers and Sickles, and titties.
<sirmods> XD!
<Kane> those dont scare me
<Kane> AHH MOTHERLAND NIPPON

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj // K is Carno

#278 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

DCoder on the trials and tribulations of assembly:

<DCoder> for example - I spent fifteen minutes reading a single function (fourty or fifty lines of asm code)
<DCoder> just to find out that all it did was case-insensitive strcmp

Comment: Note by DCoder: I used OllyDbg at the time, which does not have ways to recognize standard functions like IDA does - the function *is* strnicmp

#280 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<2142_GenReaper> I know what a cheat trainer it is a mod like program that gives players the abilities and options that allows them to tweak the game so they win.
<2142_GenReaper> But how do you make a trainer???
<DCoder> If you suck so bad that you need artificial help to win, well, you suck. And buying a clue before speaking would help too, I suppose.
<DCoder> A trainer is a program.
<DCoder> A program needs to be written in machine code.
<DCoder> You can either write the machine code yourself, or use one of the programming languages such as C++ .
<DCoder> To do the former, you have to be a bloody genius, to do the latter, you have to, unsurprisingly, know that language.
<DCoder> Judging from your post, you are nowhere near either goal.
<DCoder> Don't despair though, you still are a unique snowflake.

Comment: http://www.cannis.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=8359 / trimmed for humor - Ren

#283 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<SomeGuy> Did you [VK] and Pd really have THAT big of a fight?
<Rattuskid> Yeah... Pd won't even put out anymore. V had to go out and get a blow-up doll for chrissakes.

Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=183741#183741

#305 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: Banshee *cough*ChielScape*cough*]

*** Banshee has joined #RenProj
<DCoder> o_O
<DCoder> hello
<Banshee> hello to you too, DCoder
<Banshee> why the "o_O"?
<DCoder> first time I see you here... actual you
<Banshee> actual me? explain
<DCoder> chielscape likes to log on as "Banshee" at random
<DCoder> he confesses it's him, but it's still confusing
<Banshee> yes, i certainly do
<DCoder> well then stop it
<Banshee> i dont think the "actual me" ever comes here
<DCoder> hence o_O
<DCoder> now /nick back to normal before I boot you at random
<Banshee> second time i got peeps to believe im really banshee
*** Banshee is now known as ChielScape

Comment: Second time it worked =D

#371 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

DCoder : I think I figured out the whole of map actions format just now... and Im afraid my brain is starting to leak from the insanity
pd : lol
pd : what's up with it?
DCoder : I knew it was kinda messed up, but this bad...
[explanation of internal code spaghetti]
DCoder : I mapped it all out on a spreadsheet and I think there is no way they could have managed this without drinking a lot
DCoder : probably didnt invent it without drinking a lot, either
DCoder : :S
pd : lol
pd : yeah it's weird how you can do such things when drinking a lot xD
pd : i coded half of rockpatch while drunk >.< explains a few things i think

Comment: Madness in Westwood's code leads to a revelation! (MSN)

#373 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: pd]

DCoder -: that is way over my head :P

Comment: OK, who can say he made DCoder say that? =D

#377 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<DoctorDestiny> wtf
<DoctorDestiny> who is lolwut? chiel?
<DCoder> no
<DoctorDestiny> bob?
<DCoder> christosaurus
<DoctorDestiny> oh
<DoctorDestiny> carno
*** lolwut changes nick to Christotaurus_Thine_Saviour
<Christotaurus_Thine_Saviour> Prithee sinners
<DoctorDestiny> aka Carno the Tard.
<Christotaurus_Thine_Saviour> I'm getting ready to troll a Christ forum
<DoctorDestiny> ...
<DoctorDestiny> so tell me, what does a christoTaurus do anyway? lord over the zodiac?
<Christotaurus_Thine_Saviour> Noob. Lern'th history of the Saurian overlords
<Christotaurus_Thine_Saviour> Specifically the Albelisaurs
<DoctorDestiny> I don't think you grasp what it is I'm saying... which I don't find hard to believe at all.
<Christotaurus_Thine_Saviour> Lap forth sperm from Bob's phallus, sinner hethen
<DCoder> ...
<DoctorDestiny> Fine but you don't get to watch.
<Christotaurus_Thine_Saviour> Thank'th mineself

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - repent, sinners (DD is Fen)

#389 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

*** Quits: Electro (Excess Flood)
*** Joins: Electro (Electro@gamer-5DCFA5C9.europronet.ba)
<Electro> wtf happened
<Electro> is 697 lines a lot for the server?

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - bawooosh

#386 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: DonutArnold]

<Carnotaurus> Wild Pikachu Appeared!
<Carnotaurus> Go, Mammoth Tank!
<Carnotaurus> Mammoth Tank used cannons!
<Carnotaurus> Wild Pikachu is in 30 pieces!
<Carnotaurus> Mammoth Tank gained 1 veterancy, and autoheal!

Comment: rofling @renproj

#390 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<Manderz> WOOO
<Manderz> OH GOD
<Manderz> I'm so happy Chels isn't online
<Manderz> because John Travolta and Oliva Newton John are singing on the radio
<Manderz> that's just be like Chels to appear out of no where..
<Chelsey> ahem. I've been here the whole time.
<Manderz> oh god

#392 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<DoctorDestiny> And why do people say nerved when they mean nerfed? Who the fuck taught these people?
<DCoder> westwood?
<DoctorDestiny> The Westwood School of Grammar. Come learn things the wrong way!
<DoctorDestiny> -_-
<DCoder> exactly
<DoctorDestiny> And we offer programming courses! Learn how to confuse the shit out of anyone trying to read your game code!
<DCoder> Without crashing the game in the process!
<DoctorDestiny> We also offer spaghetti code courses for advanced users.
<DoctorDestiny> Oh. Is not crashing a requisite for getting a degree from the Westwood School of Bad Programming?
<DCoder> at least on default settings, yes
<DCoder> if your game has moddability that crashes everytime but isnt used in the default config, you get BONUS POINTS
<DoctorDestiny> Then why can I crash unmodded RA2 and unmodded YR? :p
<DCoder> cause westwood didn't get BONUS POINTS

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - Westwood School of Grammar

#398 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: ChielScape]

---CONVO 1: ChielScape & SirModsalot---
ChielScape - boobs ALWAYS take priority! says:
http://img.