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#58 (Image) [ Down (5) Up ] [Submitter: Saberhawk]

Saberhawk: bla bla bla bla bla bla bla
MrRuben5: rofl
Saberhawk: bla?
MrRuben5: blabla
Saberhawk: bla!
MrRuben5: blablabla!

Comment: We were having a bla'ing time. :P

#354 (Image) [ Down (8) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Sir Modsalot: You should have seen the look on the faces of my classmates when I told them Area 51 does exist, and can easily be found on Google Maps/Earth, and that there was even a Science Channel interview with a former employee.
DCoder : lol
DCoder : you're surrounded by idiots
Sir Modsalot: Damn right I am. I live in the U.S.

Comment: MSN funnies

#120 (Image) [ Down (2) Up ] [Submitter: Droke]

harv: does any one know of a got website making service thats free im out of room on gay freewebs for my mod
Droke: Get some worthwhile work and a modding network might accept you (like Revora, PPM, SW)
harv: how do i get them to accept me, email or what?
Slye_Fox: Well, you switch on your brain and go to the websites to find out.
harv: tried that, don't work :(

Comment: From http://www.sleipnirstuff.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=13757

#44 (Image) [ Down (1) Up ] [Submitter: Whiteboy]

DCoder -: Oh I love my new auto-away-message:

If you are reading this, and I don't reply in a few minutes, either
a. I'm AFK at the moment, or
b. I think you are a n00b who is not worthy of talking to me.
Have a nice day.

DCoder -: one n00b told me to fuck off after he read it
Whiteboy: ROFL

#419 (Image) [ Down (16) Up ] [Submitter: zzattack]

<Nyerguds> CHOCOLATE RAIN?
<Carno> shut up.
* zz`off is now known as niggeria
<Nyerguds> lol
<Nyerguds> niggeria: wtf man?
* Nyerguds was kicked by Diablo (Watch your language!)
* Joins: Nyerguds (~nyerguds@gamer-B2A8DE91.access.telenet.be)
<Nyerguds> ROFL!!!
<niggeria> owned
<Nyerguds> worth it
Carno is now known as Nigger
<Nyerguds> LOOOOL
<Nigger> AH HA!

Comment: n1ggk4 b4sh1ng ???

#515 (Image) [ Down (2) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<Shiori> Hey, I like side boob
<Shiori> I like side boob more than frontal boob for the most part, to be honst
<Shiori> Side boob makes you hopeful ("Hey, maybe I'll get lucky and see the whole thing! Sweet!) wherease front boob shows you the horrible truth about sagginess

#348 (Image) [ Down (5) Up ] [Submitter: Electro]

* DCoder watches Ren aim his Boots Of Kicking +2 at Electro for interrupting his work
<Renegade> actually, he pinged me before I ignored his useless ping and tabbed back...*you* interrupted me
<DCoder> oops?
<DCoder> but I'm special, my pings are not annoying except in large numbers

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj

#133 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<Renegade> the prophecy! it is here!
*** DCoder quit (Quit: HydraIRC -> http://www.hydrairc.com <-)
<Renegade> hmm
<Renegade> prophecy didn't see that one coming

Comment: Referring to http://forums.renegadeprojects.com/showthread.php?tid=397

#469 (Image) [ Down (2) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

DCoder: apparently the combined forces of DC, Icy, Ren and bob grilling him are too much even for a troll like that
Ṧįғ Ḿởđşǻłǿŧ: By your powers combined, you are..... the Anti-Troll Brigade!
Ṧįғ Ḿởđşǻłǿŧ: Or something. I couldn't think of a mega huge awesome single entity that you'd make up.

Comment: msn funnies

#575 (Image) [ Down (5) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<DCoder> cute
<DCoder> my Amazon.co.uk recommendations consist of C++, Hacking, and Malware Forensics books
<DCoder> ...
<DCoder> and a Zapf Creations Barbie
<DCoder> wtf

#117 (Image) [ Down (8) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

The Phiend: Blink if you think the sink will link the drink to zinc. :goof:
Cylor: You just rattled off all my character save names from the first three Zelda games. :P

#149 (Image) [ Down (9) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

[17:15:35]Renegade : *sigh*...this arguing with Christians is pretty exhausting
<snip>
[17:24:52]Renegade : it works, and it works better than anything similar before
[17:25:20]Renegade : you're a god, and unlike other gods I talked about this hour, you actually exist ;)

Comment: 2004 Nov 12, discussing AI E V2 beta

#351 (Image) [ Down (6) Up ] [Submitter: Fenring]

<DCoder> you think I'm THAT stupid, fen?
<DoctorDestiny> not you but electro.
<DoctorDestiny> and bob of course
<DCoder> "you morons"
<BobingAbout> huh?
<DoctorDestiny> i rest my case
<DCoder> haha

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj

#338 (Image) [ Down (9) Up ] [Submitter: gordon-creAtive]

(IcySon55) starts out as quiet day on PPM
(IcySon55) with you/your avatar sitting in the RA2 moderation chair
(IcySon55) i'm explaining the flash video
(IcySon55) that'll never happen
(IcySon55) nice and quiet video for about 10 seconds
(IcySon55) then out of nowhere, a n00b pops up and talks really fast, "hey guys looks at my mods map! its teh best!!!!eleven"
(IcySon55) this is with real voices
(IcySon55) so from behind your chair, you take out a sniper and pop his head off
(IcySon55) camera centers on the now mangled n00b on the floor
(IcySon55) and begins to be encircled by rings made of letters saying "N00B Power"
(IcySon55) and slowly rises off the ground and comes to life! with!
(IcySon55) The sword of Kane C&P building!
(IcySon55) SNIPED
(IcySon55) the video goes on like this for a while until you detonate a nuke on the horde of n00bs that have gathered
(IcySon55) the end
(!DCoder) ...
(IcySon55) then Banshee walks in, kneels before the fallen n00bs, and tells you to GTFO
(!DCoder) OMG YOU KILLED NOOBS! YOU BASTARD!
(IcySon55) thus concludes DCoder's history of PPM modding

Comment: On #RenProj (Some comments were removed)

#581 (Image) [ Down (2) Up ] [Submitter: m666]

<DCoder>: I was about to type Syringe "gamemd.exe" to run it without -LOG
<DCoder>: what did I type instead?
<DCoder>: Syringe "gagmemd.exe"
<m666>: ...XD
<m666>: You know where that's going right?
<DCoder>: right next to my story of porn on the production server, I guess
<m666>: Oh yeah.

Comment: Smooth typo, D

#135 (Image) [ Down (5) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Whiteboy> 2 Login to your site as the Super Administrator and click Upgrade via admin.
<Whiteboy> hmm....
<Whiteboy> I suppose I should login to my site as suepr administrator and click upgrade via admin.
<Whiteboy> *can't find upgrade via admin button*
<Whiteboy> *wets self*
<Renegade> [Whiteboy]
<Renegade> Armor=Pampers

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj

#498 (Image) [ Down (1) Up ] [Submitter: Albrecht]

<Renegade>: with this order, you evaluate the predicted health every time, and *then* check if it's needed - you would only ever *not* do the second check if the target was dead anyway.
<Lt_Albrecht>: *reads*
<Lt_Albrecht>: *realises*
<Lt_Albrecht>: *facepalms* I'm out of my mind. I don't get a line of C++ But I understand what you're saying too a degree
<DCoder>: it's okay
<DCoder>: nobody here gets C++, we just pretend we're cool enough to read it :p

Comment: Last line

#527 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: MT]

Guest: Fixing some small random YR bug is like installing turbo to a broken car

Comment: http://forums.renegadeprojects.com/showthread.php?tid=1295&pid=14187#pid14187

#70 (Image) [ Down (8) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

THE ONE TO RULE: He [DCoder] called me an advanced noob!
THE ONE TO RULE: I regard that as a compliment.

#45 (Image) [ Down (23) Up ] [Submitter: Whiteboy [wrmodder]]

wthigon : i'm anti-assault maps
wrmodder: we can go against each other?
wthigon : ok
wrmodder: anti-assault?
wrmodder: :/
wrmodder: :
wthigon : :]
wrmodder: i used to be anti-TX
wrmodder: then i changed
wrmodder: you can change too :)
wthigon : i used to be anti-lesbian
wrmodder: :D
wrmodder: XD
wthigon : that quickly changed
wrmodder: LOL
wrmodder: this should be quoted
wthigon : @%#!
wthigon : no

Comment: In a YR game lobby...

#391 (Image) [ Down (1) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<hopefulsemblance> lonelygod hardly sounds like a god
<hopefulsemblance> more like an elf

#32 (Image) [ Down (9) Up ] [Submitter: Whiteboy]

Whiteboy: I am going to add new gates into the mod soon
Whiteboy: good ones
wthigon : wtf are gates
Whiteboy: ...
wthigon : oh nvm
Whiteboy: LOL
wthigon : i call it bar thingy thats why

#53 (Image) [ Down (17) Up ] [Submitter: Whiteboy]

wthigon : your AI pwned me yesterday
Whiteboy: oh goody
Whiteboy: considering I have no AI

#236 (Image) [ Down (1) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<IcySon55> why does he even have a site?
<IcySon55> him needing a webpage is like the US needing more countries to invade.
<IcySon55> nobody wants it to happen!

Comment: a noob asks DCoder for HTML code > DCoder shows link to Icy > Icy mocks noob > DCoder laughs

#324 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Renegade> "you can touch my woman, but you can't touch my nick"
* ChielScape touches Renegades chick
<ChielScape> he probably doesnt have one anyway
<Renegade> would you please stop touching my hand? ...it's weird.

Comment: trimmed for humor - Ren

#145 (Image) [ Down (1) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Renegade> I'd say "Welcome to hell", but TibEd-users are a few circles further inside...

Comment: Upon meeting a happy and naive TibEd user in the forums

#276 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: Not Von.]

Comment: Haha, this was classic. // http://youtube.com/watch?v=hnrt0nKU6jM

#27 (Image) [ Down (6) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Hybrid: Every time they asked why i don't worship a god i told them, How can i worship myself? :P

#415 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: DonutArnold]

<IcySon55> This kind of crap should be against the rules...
<Hello There> Hello. I like it. But the fire is too big. Forest Fires might occur.
<IcySon55> HELLO << This should be against the rules.
<Hello There> Hello. What do you mean "against the rules"?
<IcySon55> You did it again... You sound like an idiot saying "Hello" every single damn post you make... :S
<Aro> Hello Icy, do you come here often?
<SuperMario949> I Think That gufu Was Right About Laughing At You Icyson55 If you Are Angry About My Name Then Just Say so.
<SuperMario949>You have desapointed Me about Being Good :( :( :( :(

Comment: where does these idiots come from? http://dc.strategy-x.com/lol/Flame%20Desolater.png

#349 (Image) [ Down (16) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<darknessvolt> I think it would be better if you will use rulesmd.ini because I never use rockpatch in editing.

Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=193555#193555

#242 (Image) [ Down (10) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Chielscape: ah, i thought you meant in TS cuz you said "like Red Alert" but i guess you meant RA1.

Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=156990#156990

#539 (Image) [ Down (5) Up ] [Submitter: Albrecht]

EVA-251/evanb90 :: Open for APB, RA3:: Oh hai says:
If I have a missing model in Quake 1, it crashes to the console
After telling me what it could not find
Josh-I'M FREE! FUCKING FREEE!!!! says:
in YR....
to desktop
after leaving code crap
EVA-251/evanb90 :: Open for APB, RA3:: Oh hai says:
Code errors don't generally happen either, as you have to run your shit through a compiler
Josh-I'M FREE! FUCKING FREEE!!!! says:
yeah
EVA-251/evanb90 :: Open for APB, RA3:: Oh hai says:
And if they do happen, it tells me right down the segment of QC that is the problem after crashing to the console
*to the segment
The only times it crashes to the desktop is when there is a serious issue, like the game ran out of allocated RAM or the heapsize was too big
Josh-I'M FREE! FUCKING FREEE!!!! says:
unlike YR
which crashes if a conscript looks at a tank cock-eyed

Comment: YR, so unstable..

#497 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: MT]

iloo: Desing A New Buildings Help Me :( Buildings PhotoShop Desing ? İfnot Shp Builder ?

DCoder: THIS IS NOT A REQUEST FORUM YOU MAROON

#327 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<ChielScape> now im gonna fap to silent hill
<DCoder> lol, silent hill?
<ChielScape> yes, silent hill
<ChielScape> i dont know what it is, but i bet there'll be something to fap to
<DCoder> ...
<ChielScape> i only know about some pyramid head whos supposed to raep people
<DCoder> well, if you play silent hill 2, you will be able to fap to a monster assfucking a mannequin
<IcySon55> i gotsta play those games!

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - There was a joke here. It's a quote now.

#17 (Image) [ Down (17) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

DCoder -: re: My computer in start menu:
Desktop Properties, Desktop, Customize... check check uncheck uncheck, voila
Renegade: sounds like a bad rap
Renegade: check check
uncheck uncheck
Renegade: yo yo
Renegade: XP rap, yo
Renegade: B to the S to the O to the D
crashing down your system
taking linux with me

#470 (Image) [ Down (8) Up ] [Submitter: MT]

[Christmas Thread]

<snip>

Oshog:
@ Lt. Albrecht. Jesus was real. Do not doubt that. But he was no god. He was an innovator and a Jewish revolutionairy.

Yay for Christmas. Presents.

<snip>

Revolutionary:
@Oshog
Quote:"Jewish revolutionary"

im not jewish and i am not aware that i have a jewish counterpart

Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=21268

#370 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: Von]

Comment: MSN is so fun.

#97 (Image) [ Down (2) Up ] [Submitter: stordoff]

CannisRabidus: An Admin's post is always on topic, by definition

#514 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: MT]

ronco:
so here my Omni Tank .. i know its much to big and
almost useless but maybe its good for IG intros or
campaigns :p
i made it without any idea of the right size .....

http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/files/omni_000_523.gif

<snip>

ARustySpoon:
For some reason, I kind of like it. I think. But you better not let EA see this, or else they'll enlarge it ten times the size now and put it in Red Alert 4 as an infantry unit.

Comment: Funny cuz its true xD - http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=22640

#385 (Image) [ Down (1) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Saberhawk> but game.thisserversucksexecock was quite the opposite

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - creative ways to bypass server blocks on ".exe"

#476 (Image) [ Down (8) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Renegade> porn, this is seagate. seagate, porn. I hereby declare you data and drive.
<Renegade> you may now magnetize the blocks.

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - DCoder's buying a new hard drive

#128 (Image) [ Down (8) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Whiteboy: you scar eme
Whiteboy: *scare
DCoder -: good
DCoder -: maybe Ill make you crap your pants
Whiteboy: too late
DCoder -: if youre wearing any, that is
Whiteboy: today of all days, I am indeed wearing pants.
Whiteboy: ya caught me on a rare day

Comment: Whiteboy's clothing style is ... odd.

#393 (Image) [ Down (1) Up ] [Submitter: Electro]

<DCoder> damn
<DCoder> the most reasonable comment in the whole file, and it's unsigned
<DCoder> "38=XCOMET ; Not real unit. Weapons have to belong to a unit to be used for things like airburst and Shrapnel. Not my hack."

Comment: irc.gamernet.org #renproj - Westwood has exhibited sane behaviour!!!

#8 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Renegade: wtf...ModEnc...I'm logged in on the Main Page and Community Portal, but not on Current Events
Renegade: ROFLMAO
Renegade: I clicked on "Random Page" for a test
Renegade: It sent me to RTFM
Renegade: I think my wiki wants to tell me something

[two minutes later]

DCoder -: erm
DCoder -: what does that red "!" mean ?
Renegade: where?
DCoder -: everything in"recent changes"
Renegade: oh, that
Renegade: good question
Renegade: now I know why it told me to RTFM

#148 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: Jason]

Jason: looks like everyone but IE gets transparency
DCoder: oh yeah
DCoder: and IE gets salty chocolate balls

#142 (Image) [ Down (5) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Whiteboy: i have realsie something
Whiteboy: and it is dick-related
Whiteboy: i have not spanked the monkey
Whiteboy: for about 4 days :-O
Whiteboy: maybe more
Whiteboy: i think i've been too tired
Whiteboy: or just not bothered to
Whiteboy: this is a sign......
Whiteboy: ...a sign that perhaps i have...outgrown b00borz?
Whiteboy: outgrown horniness?
Whiteboy: outgrown women?
Whiteboy: outgrown pron?
DCoder -: no, its a sign that you have rsi, remember?
Whiteboy: or that

Comment: See #73

#212 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: Droke]

Ã?roke - Death by multimeter! says:
"Female with strain relief"
"Use with mating power jacks "
https://www.jameco.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?langId=-1&storeId=10001&catalogId=10001&productId=191492
wthigon says:
thats like tech porn

Comment: Nothing is clean content nowdays...

#477 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

ChielScape: quote 476 is simply awesome
ChielScape: tell ren i love him

Comment: unrequited love?

#396 (Image) [ Down (2) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

* heyaja makes a box out of science and puts chelsey in it
<Chelsey> oooh
<Chelsey> Science is fun.
<heyaja> Science IS fun!
* Evergreen proves science wrong and watches the box disintegrate

#334 (Image) [ Down (2) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Ayumu: I just realized something
Ayumu: I'm a brutal son of a bitch.
Ayumu: Sweet.

Comment: MSN - trying to find a fit punishment for the stupid at http://www.fstdt.com/fundies/top100.aspx

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