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#151 (Image) [ Down (2) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Renegade: how many grown men do you know you'd expect a file called "weee.png" from?
DCoder -: lol
DCoder -: zero?
Renegade: Well, then you better don't accept files from Whitey
<time flies (when you're kicking ass)...>
Renegade: who the fuck uploaded a *.bmp avatar?
Renegade: who is uid 91?
DCoder -: weee.png
Renegade: I should have known
Renegade: damn you
Renegade: that file name triggered a state of loling that still hasn't stopped

Comment: 2006 Apr 15, MSN

#594 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Whiteboy> When in doubt, watch goatse.

Comment: msn ...

#629 (Image) [ Down (790) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

* DCoder1337 glares at Westwood
<Renegade15> <YR> Internal Error

Comment: irc.freenode.net#renproj - stop looking at me like that

#133 (Image) [ Down (12) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<Renegade> the prophecy! it is here!
*** DCoder quit (Quit: HydraIRC -> http://www.hydrairc.com <-)
<Renegade> hmm
<Renegade> prophecy didn't see that one coming

Comment: Referring to http://forums.renegadeprojects.com/showthread.php?tid=397

#74 (Image) [ Down (6) Up ] [Submitter: Particle]

Whiteboy says: well I can relate to it... I'm in New Zealand
Whiteboy says: Coming from the UK, it's like travelling back in time
Particle says: lol
Whiteboy says: yet there's a weird mix here
Whiteboy says: on one hand it's the 60's
Whiteboy says: on the other hand it's pretty high-tech
Particle says: at least you have lesbians
Whiteboy says: it's not my kinda place though
Whiteboy says: yeah
Whiteboy says: WE DO!
Whiteboy says: you just reminded me of why i like it here

Comment: Comparison of MY home town to WB's...

#60 (Image) [ Down (9) Up ] [Submitter: Whiteboy]

Whiteboy: i don't want to let down this Tom guy - he thinks the creators of the various mods out there are celebrities.
DCoder -: lol
Whiteboy: When he knows the true nature of us, he'll be kinda disappointed. We're sad lonely bums.
Whiteboy: So I have to act like a celebrity - what should I do? Wear sunglasses?
DCoder -: lol
DCoder -: hang lots of bling on your horns, and communicate with the public through a sexy secretary
Whiteboy: that's... the best damn idea I've heard all year
DCoder -: hahahaha
...time passes..
Whiteboy: Hmmm, that sexy secretery could be AlliedG. I think he fits into roles like that...
DCoder: bwahahahaahaha

#149 (Image) [ Down (6) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

[17:15:35]Renegade : *sigh*...this arguing with Christians is pretty exhausting
<snip>
[17:24:52]Renegade : it works, and it works better than anything similar before
[17:25:20]Renegade : you're a god, and unlike other gods I talked about this hour, you actually exist ;)

Comment: 2004 Nov 12, discussing AI E V2 beta

#400 (Image) [ Down (5) Up ] [Submitter: ORCACommander]

Comment: Just another Day in #renproj IRC Math Class

#631 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<DCoder1337> I just threw a cop off of his bike using a sledgehammer
<DCoder1337> this game is awesome

Comment: DCoder says: if you're wondering, the game in question is "Road Redemption"

#519 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: Lt_Albrecht]

<DCoder>: oh come on
<DCoder>: stupid control panel is still installing its crap
<lt_Albrecht>: :P
<lt_Albrecht>: how much RAM has that lappy got?
<DCoder>: I remember when drivers were small enough to not require a CD for installation
<lt_Albrecht>: XD
<DCoder>: 2 GB iirc
<lt_Albrecht>: what did they come on? A slip of paper covered in 1s and 0s, o aged one?
<DCoder>: get off my lawn, you
<DCoder>: :P
<lt_Albrecht>: XD

Comment: Oh wise Dcoder of the mountain...

#36 (Image) [ Down (6) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

(Discussing Pink Floyd - Another Brick In The Wall)
Whiteboy: heh, I'm sure you and I are fairly unique anyway - not everyone are bricks ya know
Whiteboy: e.g. George Bush
DCoder -: lol
Whiteboy: he's not a brick, he's a prick
Whiteboy: or a dick
Whiteboy: and somewhat sick
DCoder -: bwahahaha
DCoder -: I am SOOOOO quuoting that

#136 (Image) [ Down (22) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<DCoder> on some lyrics sites, the "related lyrics" could use some improvement...
<Renegade> "Girls just wanna have fun" listed next to Nirvana's "Rape me"?

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj

#235 (Image) [ Down (1) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<DCoder> Stupid people will inherit the Earth...
<Renegade> of course...America has WMDs.

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj

#602 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

/* talking about carryall logic improvements - ships can be picked up and placed on solid ground without dying */
<DCoder1337> should I make the ships explode when landed?
<DCoder1337> should that explosion affect the carryall itself?
<Speeder_> hm
<Speeder_> well, if you think about realism a ship would take the carryall with it
<Speeder_> oh wait.
<Speeder_> realism. carryall. ship.

Comment: irc.freenode.net#renproj - I reject your reality and substitute my own

#369 (Image) [ Down (1) Up ] [Submitter: Fenring]

... after Von sends me a snippet of a conversation with DonutArnold...
<Doctor Destiny> Hey DA, how does the EA cawk taste? Like bourbon, vicodin and programmer ballsweat?
<DonutArnold> XD
<DonutArnold> I thought it was WW caek at the first place!!

Comment: Why bobbing on Westwood's dong is bad...

#581 (Image) [ Down (8) Up ] [Submitter: m666]

<DCoder>: I was about to type Syringe "gamemd.exe" to run it without -LOG
<DCoder>: what did I type instead?
<DCoder>: Syringe "gagmemd.exe"
<m666>: ...XD
<m666>: You know where that's going right?
<DCoder>: right next to my story of porn on the production server, I guess
<m666>: Oh yeah.

Comment: Smooth typo, D

#609 (Image) [ Down (18) Up ] [Submitter: Speeder]

<Generalcamo> Are you chinese Speeder?
<GraionDilach> Yeah, Poland is a city there.
<Generalcamo> Or do you just care for your many chinese fans
<Generalcamo> I have heard of that city

#100 (Image) [ Down (5) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Renegade: I think the standard (grey) pavement on urban maps is actually grass.
Renegade: A little stony, but still grass.

Comment: Westwood logic, yeah baby.

#592 (Image) [ Down (8) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Marvin: what are some tools used for modding the *.exe s?
FurryQueen: I'm not touching that with a 10 foot pole.
Marvin: I know how to program (Mainly C++) i just want the tools for modding the exe.
Mig Eater: If you know how to program then you'd know what tools to use...
Orac: It an exe, so use what you'd usually use for modifying an exe.
Orac: MSPaint.

Comment: See, PPM is not *completely* useless: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=401444#401444

#590 (Image) [ Down (18) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<Renegade> when it's done, it's done
<AlexB> or it's picked up 13 years later by Gearbox :p

#614 (Image) [ Down (5) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Renegade15> how does WW draw voxels? Do they have a tiny 3D-engine in there, or are they just doing a whole lot of "should the user see this pixel" calculations?
<DCoder1337> Ren: curiosity killed the cat
<evanb90> I'd guess "imagine the most inefficient method possible"
<Renegade15> but does the cat have volume?
* Renegade15 ducks
<AlexB__> the cat can have everything, as long as you don't look
<Renegade15> so what if you do $ cat cat;?
<DCoder1337> Godel breaks down your door and demands an explanation
<Renegade15> pfft, I'll just not look at him

Comment: irc.freenode.net#renproj - cat the cat

#419 (Image) [ Down (21) Up ] [Submitter: zzattack]

<Nyerguds> CHOCOLATE RAIN?
<Carno> shut up.
* zz`off is now known as niggeria
<Nyerguds> lol
<Nyerguds> niggeria: wtf man?
* Nyerguds was kicked by Diablo (Watch your language!)
* Joins: Nyerguds (~nyerguds@gamer-B2A8DE91.access.telenet.be)
<Nyerguds> ROFL!!!
<niggeria> owned
<Nyerguds> worth it
Carno is now known as Nigger
<Nyerguds> LOOOOL
<Nigger> AH HA!

Comment: n1ggk4 b4sh1ng ???

#394 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<TheTraveler> call me an ass
<TheTraveler> call me a prick
<TheTraveler> but dont call me TJ marsh

#349 (Image) [ Down (6) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<darknessvolt> I think it would be better if you will use rulesmd.ini because I never use rockpatch in editing.

Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=193555#193555

#97 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: stordoff]

CannisRabidus: An Admin's post is always on topic, by definition

#508 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<Marshall> D, I'm thinking the Arse documentation should be accesible from the LB Help menu, possibly the changelog too. Is the changelog really neccessary if the new details are in the Help document? Also, are you actually keeping track on a full changelog doc?
<Marshall> *Ares
<DCoder> xD
<Marshall> d'oh

Comment: Freudian slip?

#617 (Image) [ Down (20) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<GraionDilach> I am harvesting recondumps.

Comment: Be vewy, vewy quiet.

#41 (Image) [ Down (8) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

DCoder - : WTF
DCoder - : calling a guy's post about "I made a chroono monkey in TibEd" 'advanced n00bism' apparently means I'm about to get warned for bad behaviour...
DCoder - : http://forums.cncden.com/showthread.php?t=11596
Renegade : After some quite observation, I come to the scientific conclusion that Rolk is a brain-amputated retard, and not suitable as a moderator for a C&C editing forum
Renegade : quiet*, btw

Comment: Well what do you know, it actually got me banned xD

#533 (Image) [ Down (1) Up ] [Submitter: Orac]

SaneDisruption:
let's not forget how worthless hunter seekers are,
sure, the AI can target our shit,
but when we set it off it hits a FUCKING TREE.

Comment: yep, TS works like that.

#47 (Image) [ Down (1) Up ] [Submitter: Whiteboy]

DCoder -: ARGH n00bs
<quotes a very n00bish PM he just received>

... time passes ...

DCoder -: now I wonder what should I reply to that n00b
Whiteboy: stfu n00b
DCoder -: I could just tell him "yeah, my msn is {insert Whiteboy's email address here} " and watch the fireworks.
or I could tell him "sure I do, its stfu@you.n00b".
or "wtf, ever seen the 'Profile' link under a post?".
or just play dead...
Whiteboy: ROFL

#608 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: Graion Dilach]

<SteelMirage> Its not like the requisite "How To" pages don't exist... Why must n00bs exist?

#239 (Image) [ Down (2) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Whiteboy> wow
<Whiteboy> CloakRadiusInCells= actually works?
* DCoder blinks
* DCoder blinks again
<DCoder> surprises never end, do they?
<Whiteboy> well.. i can suck my waiting-to-be-sucked dick
<Whiteboy> IT
<Whiteboy> I MEANT IT can...
<Whiteboy> I'm not that flexible... (unfortunately)
*** Whiteboy was kicked from #RenProj by DCoder (Too. Much. Information.)

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj

#40 (Image) [ Down (2) Up ] [Submitter: Bobing About]

Bobing About says: lol
Whiteboy says: olo
Whiteboy says: ^^^ is it the reverse of lol, or is it male genitalia?

#414 (Image) [ Down (2) Up ]

<silentdre> "the official petition for colored profiles on facebook"
<silentdre> facebook is segregated?

#26 (Image) [ Down (16) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Whiteboy: yeah right. Like you "need to know" everything in teh entire community. Like you really care about ALL of it.
DCoder- : no, I only care about the pre-Gen part of it :P
Whiteboy: :D :D :D
Whiteboy: I barely even know that part!
Whiteboy: oh, you mean Generals
Whiteboy: damn
Whiteboy: I though you meant C-GEN!!!
DCoder- : ROFLMAO
DCoder- : quoted
Whiteboy: aww feck

#541 (Image) [ Down (6) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Renegade> the interesting question, of course, is now:
<Renegade> if "Yuri" is lesbian hentai, is lesbians fucking guys with strap-ons "Yuri's Revenge"?

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - curious minds want to know

#4 (Image) [ Down (5) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Renegade - Royally 0wn3d the Christians.: wtf?! No co-op in Commandos 3?
Renegade - Royally 0wn3d the Christians.: *moves from "buy" to "warez" list*

#324 (Image) [ Down (6) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Renegade> "you can touch my woman, but you can't touch my nick"
* ChielScape touches Renegades chick
<ChielScape> he probably doesnt have one anyway
<Renegade> would you please stop touching my hand? ...it's weird.

Comment: trimmed for humor - Ren

#76 (Image) [ Down (17) Up ] [Submitter: Particle]

CannisRabidus: If such a hypothetical someone would have such a hypothetical interest in various hypothetical content of this forum, then hypothetically there's a reason to register. I'm speaking hypothetically of course.

#578 (Image) [ Down (8) Up ] [Submitter: pd]

pd: i'm too stupid to install the thing i created (in a way)
DCoder: ...
DCoder: wat
pd: (LaunchBase error message about Visual C++ redist possibly not installed)
pd: i did install vc2008 now #hmm
DCoder: run it like a man
DCoder: syringe "gamemd.exe" -hurrdurr

Comment: too stupid to run what I made - yay!

#448 (Image) [ Down (16) Up ] [Submitter: Electro]

<Electro> Kittah: shut up, D's in code agony
<Kittah> he always is
<Kittah> he's doing it to himself
<Kittah> just like some sort of heroin junky
<Kittah> except he's sniffing it through his brain
<Kittah> which is not what you do with heroin
<Kittah> the sniffing that is
<Kittah> there probably are people who directly inject it into their brains

Comment: irc://irc.gamernet.org#RenProj - Westwood is driving DCoder nuts, part II

#247 (Image) [ Down (1) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

In the realm of adventure gaming Funcom has become synonymous with sweet goodness in recent years, much in the same way that EA has become synonymous with sucking the blood from the necks of children [...]

Comment: http://www.destructoid.com/funcom-abandons-offline-gaming-claiming-pirates-arrrrr-to-blame-30422.phtml

#56 (Image) [ Down (26) Up ] [Submitter: Bobing About]

DCoder: I am so glad I added yoshq to my Ignore List so I don't have to read his bullshit.

#276 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: Not Von.]

Comment: Haha, this was classic. // http://youtube.com/watch?v=hnrt0nKU6jM

#355 (Image) [ Down (11) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Renegade> We built a new bazooka this year
<Renegade> the amount of explosives is irrelevant...it's what you do with them ;)
<Renegade> and with that, I go /away to shower
* Renegade changes nick to Renegade|away
<Anonymous> wow...
<DC|away> dirty thoughts about explosives? kinky
<Renegade|away> how and when I explode over what is none of your business ;)
<DC|away> I rest my case
<Anonymous> what the FUCK!

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - Anon is Fen

#8 (Image) [ Down (5) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Renegade: wtf...ModEnc...I'm logged in on the Main Page and Community Portal, but not on Current Events
Renegade: ROFLMAO
Renegade: I clicked on "Random Page" for a test
Renegade: It sent me to RTFM
Renegade: I think my wiki wants to tell me something

[two minutes later]

DCoder -: erm
DCoder -: what does that red "!" mean ?
Renegade: where?
DCoder -: everything in"recent changes"
Renegade: oh, that
Renegade: good question
Renegade: now I know why it told me to RTFM

#377 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<DoctorDestiny> wtf
<DoctorDestiny> who is lolwut? chiel?
<DCoder> no
<DoctorDestiny> bob?
<DCoder> christosaurus
<DoctorDestiny> oh
<DoctorDestiny> carno
*** lolwut changes nick to Christotaurus_Thine_Saviour
<Christotaurus_Thine_Saviour> Prithee sinners
<DoctorDestiny> aka Carno the Tard.
<Christotaurus_Thine_Saviour> I'm getting ready to troll a Christ forum
<DoctorDestiny> ...
<DoctorDestiny> so tell me, what does a christoTaurus do anyway? lord over the zodiac?
<Christotaurus_Thine_Saviour> Noob. Lern'th history of the Saurian overlords
<Christotaurus_Thine_Saviour> Specifically the Albelisaurs
<DoctorDestiny> I don't think you grasp what it is I'm saying... which I don't find hard to believe at all.
<Christotaurus_Thine_Saviour> Lap forth sperm from Bob's phallus, sinner hethen
<DCoder> ...
<DoctorDestiny> Fine but you don't get to watch.
<Christotaurus_Thine_Saviour> Thank'th mineself

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - repent, sinners (DD is Fen)

#387 (Image) [ Down (2) Up ] [Submitter: DonutArnold]

<Carnotaurus> I want C&C3 on my DS so bad..Kane's Wrath on the C&C95 engine. Fuck the fancy graphics
<Carnotaurus> all I want are C&C3 units as C&C1 sprites, touch screen sidebar, all the vos and music, oh, and....no campaign
<Carnotaurus> just skirmish or online
<Carnotaurus> Kane's Wrath 95 on wifi...
<Carnotaurus> ah what a dream
<DonutArnold> haha
<Carnotaurus> though the fucking Redeemer will probably take up the screen
<Carnotaurus> with is faggotry
=-= Carnotaurus was booted from #renproj by Diablo (Pass bitte auf was du sagst!)
-->| Carnotaurus has joined #renproj
<Carnotaurus> blow me, Diablow
<DonutArnold> xD
<Carnotaurus> I hate that fucking bot

Comment: more rofling @renproj

#348 (Image) [ Down (6) Up ] [Submitter: Electro]

* DCoder watches Ren aim his Boots Of Kicking +2 at Electro for interrupting his work
<Renegade> actually, he pinged me before I ignored his useless ping and tabbed back...*you* interrupted me
<DCoder> oops?
<DCoder> but I'm special, my pings are not annoying except in large numbers

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj

#32 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: Whiteboy]

Whiteboy: I am going to add new gates into the mod soon
Whiteboy: good ones
wthigon : wtf are gates
Whiteboy: ...
wthigon : oh nvm
Whiteboy: LOL
wthigon : i call it bar thingy thats why

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