<Renegade> Damn people, get a grip
<Renegade> She doesn't have diplomatic immunity just because she's got tits
Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=141418#141418
<Renegade> god
<Renegade> the amount of women seems to have quadrupled today
<DCoder> I have to agree with that too
<Renegade> oh COME ON
<Renegade> three in one scene
<Renegade> where do they all come from?
<Renegade> god. I need a girlfriend. Anyone have good tips on how to get one?
<DCoder> ...
<Renegade> what? it was worth a shot.
<Renegade> rumor has it some of us actually attract the other sex
<DCoder> I somehow doubt subset "some of us" intersects the subset "people in this channel", but that may just be me
<Renegade> if you talk like that, it's no wonder
Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj
*** Banshee has joined #RenProj
<DCoder> o_O
<DCoder> hello
<Banshee> hello to you too, DCoder
<Banshee> why the "o_O"?
<DCoder> first time I see you here... actual you
<Banshee> actual me? explain
<DCoder> chielscape likes to log on as "Banshee" at random
<DCoder> he confesses it's him, but it's still confusing
<Banshee> yes, i certainly do
<DCoder> well then stop it
<Banshee> i dont think the "actual me" ever comes here
<DCoder> hence o_O
<DCoder> now /nick back to normal before I boot you at random
<Banshee> second time i got peeps to believe im really banshee
*** Banshee is now known as ChielScape
Comment: Second time it worked =D
<DCoder> Ren, seen http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid/cs_programming.shtml ?
<Renegade> don't think so
... time passes
<Renegade> D.
<Renegade> people cannot possibly be that stupid
<DCoder> you want to believe that, don't you
<Renegade> I have to
<Renegade> I'd lose my faith in mankind otherwise
Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj
<tate> whiteboy your weard and i don't like your mod
DCoder -: ARGH n00bs
<quotes a very n00bish PM he just received>
... time passes ...
DCoder -: now I wonder what should I reply to that n00b
Whiteboy: stfu n00b
DCoder -: I could just tell him "yeah, my msn is {insert Whiteboy's email address here} " and watch the fireworks.
or I could tell him "sure I do, its stfu@you.n00b".
or "wtf, ever seen the 'Profile' link under a post?".
or just play dead...
Whiteboy: ROFL
<%gordon-creAtive> wtf is going on with the internet? Sourceforge seerch server down, archive.org server down, schutzstation-wattenmee.de down…
<*Renegade> maybe your internet is down?
<%gordon-creAtive> Halp! I deleted my internet!
<*Renegade> xD
<%gordon-creAtive> No, the error messages came from the pages itself, no FF errors
<*Renegade> then maybe you're wearing the wrong shoes.
<%gordon-creAtive> That's it!
<ORCACommander> lol
Comment: hmm maybe try wearing the fuzzy ones?
<Manderz> WOOO
<Manderz> OH GOD
<Manderz> I'm so happy Chels isn't online
<Manderz> because John Travolta and Oliva Newton John are singing on the radio
<Manderz> that's just be like Chels to appear out of no where..
<Chelsey> ahem. I've been here the whole time.
<Manderz> oh god
*** Quits: Electro (Excess Flood)
*** Joins: Electro (Electro@gamer-5DCFA5C9.europronet.ba)
<Electro> wtf happened
<Electro> is 697 lines a lot for the server?
Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - bawooosh
gog: CAn someone send me some sweet units to add to my maps i cant be botherd making them myself :)
Renegade: CAn someone send me some money to add to my bank account i cant be botherd earning it myself :)
Comment: PWNED
*** Renegade quit (Quit: 1 lamb. 2 lambs. 3 lambs. 4 lambs. 1 wolf....)
Comment: Counting sheep helps you get to sleep, they say.
<Nyoro-en> Hal Turner is a fuckhead.
<DCoder> news at eleven?
<Ayumu> And that's a newsflash how?
<Kiitah-Khan> ....yeeeeeeees, your point with stating the obvious is ?
<Ayumu> Indeed.
<DCoder> lol
<DCoder> triple kill
<Kiitah-Khan> hive mind
<Kiitah-Khan> holy shit :P
<Kiitah-Khan> double hivemind
<Ayumu> Needs more quad kill with grenades.
<Nyoro-en> Conscript Reporting.
<ChielScape> Needs more quadcore with grenades
Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - welcome to the fold...
<ORCACommander> umm download is mising
<Hello There> Hello. Where can I download it?
<IcySon55> Are you a parrot? You keep saying hello...want a cracker?
DCoder on the trials and tribulations of assembly:
<DCoder> for example - I spent fifteen minutes reading a single function (fourty or fifty lines of asm code)
<DCoder> just to find out that all it did was case-insensitive strcmp
Comment: Note by DCoder: I used OllyDbg at the time, which does not have ways to recognize standard functions like IDA does - the function *is* strnicmp
ORCACommander- Join GDI! We Kick Ass! says:
trojen downloaders aren't that dangerus
» Šįғ Ḿởđşǻłǿŧ « ¦¿¡¿Ħěļĺ �ễẳħ¡¿¡¦ says:
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ORCACommander- Join GDI! We Kick Ass! says:
they mostly send viruses to other people
» Šįғ Ḿởđşǻłǿŧ « ¦¿¡¿Ħěļĺ �ễẳħ¡¿¡¦ says:
If I lived with you and I were an IT admin I would pimp slap the SHIT out of you for saying that.
Comment: MSN
<DCoder> DCoder: fuck this, get some sleep before coding
<DCoder> Jason : how
<Renegade> As a person 90% awake at 7:26 AM with no sleep, I don't quite see how that is funny
<DCoder> "get some sleep" "how"
<DCoder> btw, you really should go to sleep already
<Renegade> I'm sitting here and I don't know if I'll be able to fall asleep if I go to bed..."how" is a damn good question!
Comment: 08:27 in my time, 07:27 in Ren's time, and he hasn't slept yet...
<Saberhawk> I can do almost anything and she just takes it from me
* Saberhawk stabs Rommie
* Rommie blocks the stab and redirects it at Saberhawk in one smooth motion.
<Saberhawk> Or not...
Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - who is whose bitch now?
<Beowulf> you're more confused than blind lesbians in fish house. >_>
Aurelius V: Amazing... someone with a brain on the Internet. :|
DCoder :lol, that should get quoted
Aurelius V: bahahahahaha :P
Whiteboy: i don't want to let down this Tom guy - he thinks the creators of the various mods out there are celebrities.
DCoder -: lol
Whiteboy: When he knows the true nature of us, he'll be kinda disappointed. We're sad lonely bums.
Whiteboy: So I have to act like a celebrity - what should I do? Wear sunglasses?
DCoder -: lol
DCoder -: hang lots of bling on your horns, and communicate with the public through a sexy secretary
Whiteboy: that's... the best damn idea I've heard all year
DCoder -: hahahaha
...time passes..
Whiteboy: Hmmm, that sexy secretery could be AlliedG. I think he fits into roles like that...
DCoder: bwahahahaahaha
CannisRabidus: If such a hypothetical someone would have such a hypothetical interest in various hypothetical content of this forum, then hypothetically there's a reason to register. I'm speaking hypothetically of course.
Gather 'round kids, time for a song about C93...(Song so very much taken for great Lulz.)
When I was a boy of 18, I had a special friend
Christian93 was kind, with good intent
But just a little different
Oh, special Christian93
his Mama dropped him on his head
Now he's not so bright instead
He's a little bit special
Just a little bit...
We'd play tag, and he'd get hurt
I'd play soldier, he'd eat dirt
I liked math, and the spelling bee
Christian93 liked talking to a tree
Oh, special Christian93
Mama dropped him on his head
Now she keeps him in the shed
Cause he's a little bit special
Just a little bit...
I ran track, hung out in malls
Christian93 ran headfirst into walls
I had girls and lots of clothes
Christian93 had names for all his toes
Oh, special Christian93
Mama dropped him on his head
Now he thinks he's a piece of bread
Cause he's a little bit special
Just a little bit...
one day talking to special Christian93
He grabbed a brick and he swung at my head
And as he laughed at me thats when I knew
That special Christian93 just made me special too
Now I laugh as I count bugs
I give strangers great big hugs
Next to me Christian93 is fine
Yeah he's a f---ing Einstein
Oh, Special Christian93 (and me)
Now we're not right in the head (you see)
Now we're not so bright instead
We're a little bit special
Just a little bit special
That f---er Christian93 made me special
Just a little bit
Just a little bit ... special
Comment: Haha, this was classic. // http://youtube.com/watch?v=hnrt0nKU6jM
<*Renegade> I just added you to the hostee forum group
<*Renegade> now you should be able to see The Basement, and the hostee information thread in it
<The_4SG> sounds like a shady place to go if you ask me :P
<!DCoder> haha
<!DCoder> depends on how much british tv you've seen recently
<The_4SG> depends on how much is considered alot :P
Comment: The Renegade Projects Basement, Few return alive
<Chelseyrl> Katie accidentally joined #officialhobos instead of #officialhoobs
<NinjaPaper> XD
<Jonpro> lol
<Jonpro> is that a real channel?
<Chelseyrl> it is now
<TDZane> sleeps for the weak i have dafince
<cookiecheese> dafince?
<TDZane> ugh and i actualy edited that
<TDZane> Caffine
Chielscape: ah, i thought you meant in TS cuz you said "like Red Alert" but i guess you meant RA1.
Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=156990#156990
<Carnotaurus> Wild Pikachu Appeared!
<Carnotaurus> Go, Mammoth Tank!
<Carnotaurus> Mammoth Tank used cannons!
<Carnotaurus> Wild Pikachu is in 30 pieces!
<Carnotaurus> Mammoth Tank gained 1 veterancy, and autoheal!
Comment: rofling @renproj
The Phiend: Blink if you think the sink will link the drink to zinc. :goof:
Cylor: You just rattled off all my character save names from the first three Zelda games. :P
<sirmods> Omg.
<sirmods> I just found this on the forum of that stupid bastard on EA forums
<sirmods> http://biblocality.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2042
<Kane> Im not going back to that site
<Kane> I had to see horrible things like
<Kane> crosses
<Kane> ;_;
<sirmods> XD!
<Kane> I like Hammers and Sickles, and titties.
<sirmods> XD!
<Kane> those dont scare me
<Kane> AHH MOTHERLAND NIPPON
Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj // K is Carno
<Palkia323> Palkia323 here, i have started a new RA2/YR 1.001 mod that is titled Dark Reconnaissance. It will feature new teams (names) and many new units. It will be somewhere close to 3000 A.D. Although i have alot of ideas i want to hear what the people want. please give me your ideas.
-Palkia323
<Dark Shadow 750> nuke-shooting camel-riding monkey-cowboys ~ thank you Jeeves
<Biohazard> storyline? unit ideas?
<IcySon55> Give up.
Nucl34r14: who, where, where's my shotgun?
Gaylord -: kill me quick!
Eaglemc -: BANG
*entith2290@hotmail.com has left the conversation.
pd: you hit the wrong guy
Comment: Gaylord == Whiteboy
<2142_GenReaper> I know what a cheat trainer it is a mod like program that gives players the abilities and options that allows them to tweak the game so they win.
<2142_GenReaper> But how do you make a trainer???
<DCoder> If you suck so bad that you need artificial help to win, well, you suck. And buying a clue before speaking would help too, I suppose.
<DCoder> A trainer is a program.
<DCoder> A program needs to be written in machine code.
<DCoder> You can either write the machine code yourself, or use one of the programming languages such as C++ .
<DCoder> To do the former, you have to be a bloody genius, to do the latter, you have to, unsurprisingly, know that language.
<DCoder> Judging from your post, you are nowhere near either goal.
<DCoder> Don't despair though, you still are a unique snowflake.
Comment: http://www.cannis.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=8359 / trimmed for humor - Ren
DCoder: And people tell me I'm wrong when I say the world is getting dumber.
<DCoder> on some lyrics sites, the "related lyrics" could use some improvement...
<Renegade> "Girls just wanna have fun" listed next to Nirvana's "Rape me"?
Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj
<TheTraveler> call me an ass
<TheTraveler> call me a prick
<TheTraveler> but dont call me TJ marsh
<Electro> brain block, general pattern perception, if 30n-25n=5n and 110n-100n=10n what's the increase per n?
<ORCACommander> 5n maybe?
<Electro> nope
<ORCACommander> wait
<Electro> quoting
<ORCACommander> shit
<Electro> "What is the difference of the sum of all even numbers and the sum of all odd numbers?"
<Electro> sum of all even to 10 is 30
<Electro> sum of odd to 10 is 25
<Electro> what you said was per 10n
<Electro> hmmm
<Electro> wait
<Electro> 1/2n?
<Electro> n is the number of the numbers you summed up
<Electro> nvm
<Electro> uncroyable
<Electro> </unmarkedfrench>
* ORCACommander quotes
<ORCACommander> lucky you its not letting me subit the qoute
<ORCACommander> but I will keep trying
<Electro> don't you dare
<ORCACommander> I will
* ORCACommander evil laugh
Comment: Just another Day in #renproj IRC Math Class
<DCoder> fen's file transfer for some reason triggered "Hi, would you like to use Sharing Folders?" crap
<DCoder> which consequently locked up my machine, dropped my internet connection, and made all the hard drives invisible to windows
<DCoder> and therefore msn is now officially firewood
Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - Last of the four evils of Microsoft
<DCoder> I need a new phone, with a camera ... too many capture-worthy sights everyday
<Renegade> breasteses?
<DCoder> including, but not limited to
Comment: Phones, the all in 1 gadget!
DCoder : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAdku9YhSCI
Sir Modsalot : How the fuck?
Sir Modsalot : It bent the tips??
DCoder : sapphire coating
Sir Modsalot : Goddamn that's useful
DCoder : as a riot shield, maybe
Sir Modsalot : lol
DCoder : put eInk underneath and sell ad space!
DCoder : imagine, a thousand riot cops with shields, each shield playing the "Hi, I'm Mac!" ad
Sir Modsalot : XD
Sir Modsalot : Lemon party would be far more effective
Comment: youtube link is to a sapphire-coated LCD which deflects crossbow bolts
Whiteboy: hmm, i need the opinion of an intelligent being
DCoder -: ask away
Whiteboy: ... do you know of anyone who fits that description?
Whiteboy: :P
Comment: Touche...
<ChielScape> now im gonna fap to silent hill
<DCoder> lol, silent hill?
<ChielScape> yes, silent hill
<ChielScape> i dont know what it is, but i bet there'll be something to fap to
<DCoder> ...
<ChielScape> i only know about some pyramid head whos supposed to raep people
<DCoder> well, if you play silent hill 2, you will be able to fap to a monster assfucking a mannequin
<IcySon55> i gotsta play those games!
Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - There was a joke here. It's a quote now.
<Whiteboy> 2 Login to your site as the Super Administrator and click Upgrade via admin.
<Whiteboy> hmm....
<Whiteboy> I suppose I should login to my site as suepr administrator and click upgrade via admin.
<Whiteboy> *can't find upgrade via admin button*
<Whiteboy> *wets self*
<Renegade> [Whiteboy]
<Renegade> Armor=Pampers
Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj
I like IE7. Mainly I use IE8 (a beta test only). Firefu*ks rules too!
But for me, the best is IE7. It helps my computer ward off virus or malwares, lagwares, spywares, spamwares and whatever wares etc.
PS. Mozilla and Netscape sucks.
Comment: Darknessvolt in a "Browsers" thread ( http://forums.revora.net/index.php?showtopic=52888&pid=582441&st=20&#entry582441)
<Carno> I have RA3 concept art in my porn folder
Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - no accounting for taste...
Joeking14 : where does it say that?
DCoder : hidden forum :P
Joeking14: which one and how did you find it
DCoder : *sigh*
Joeking14: wierd name
<Von> *Face palm* "Also, I really doubt there will ever be an overpopulation because it's part of god's creation, if it appears that there's an overpopulation, the god or whoever made everything would then resize Earth a bit bigger to fill up for new people to live." I Lol'd hard.
<Nyoro-n> GOD MADE EARTH BIGGER WITH ADOBE(tm) PHOTOSHOP
Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj // Nyoro is Carno
<ChielScape> omg, why haz i saevd naruto pr0n...
Comment: that is worth three wtf's there.
Ayumu: I just realized something
Ayumu: I'm a brutal son of a bitch.
Ayumu: Sweet.
Comment: MSN - trying to find a fit punishment for the stupid at http://www.fstdt.com/fundies/top100.aspx
Topic: Naked Tanya SHP
Renegade: I *will* do it
PD: that sounds like a promise
BobingAbout: where does she keep her C4?
Renegade: better: a feature
Renegade: well, whole babies fit inside women
BobingAbout: nooo
Renegade: I'd love to see your face now
BobingAbout: :D
BobingAbout: so would i :|
Renegade: probably I'll leave her belt
Renegade: she needs her deagles
BobingAbout: belt is a good idea.
Comment: 25th March 2005
<Carnotaurus> pull the vibrator out of your asshole
<sirmods> THIGH
<sirmods> not
<sirmods> ass
<Von> Okay, so you cut a hole in your thigh and inserted one? Feel free to remove it at anytime, for I don't think it will work there. O.o
<sirmods> Naw
<sirmods> its batteries woulda died
<Von> ...
<Von> So your using a wall outlet to power it? wtf?
<sirmods> No
<sirmods> :3
<sirmods> It runs on cum :3
<sirmods> XD
<Carnotaurus> ..
<Carnotaurus> ew
<Carnotaurus> you flaming faggot.
Comment: IRC - Renproj - Just WTF?!
