Whiteboy: You sound exactly like me. I loved writing up the documentation... sometimes I had massively long documents
Whiteboy: in fact, for WRV1.0, the "user manual" was 100+ pages and IMO was better than the actual mod.
DCoder: jesus christ Nuclear General is a retard
Doctor Destiny: Film at eleven?
DCoder: idiot gets pissed at me when I tell him to validate his html at w3c before asking for my help
DCoder: hurr durr w3c is retarded cuz it sez my precious <FONT> is not valid bawwww
Doctor Destiny: <font> died years ago.
DCoder: fucking moran using <FONT> with xhtml 1.0 strict
Doctor Destiny: It's called CSS.
Doctor Destiny: With XHTML 1.0 STRICT? HA! HAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Doctor Destiny: Oh fuck.
Doctor Destiny: brb, I pissed myself with with laughter.
Comment: msn - laughter kills
EVA-251/evanb90 :: Open for APB, RA3:: Oh hai says:
If I have a missing model in Quake 1, it crashes to the console
After telling me what it could not find
Josh-I'M FREE! FUCKING FREEE!!!! says:
in YR....
to desktop
after leaving code crap
EVA-251/evanb90 :: Open for APB, RA3:: Oh hai says:
Code errors don't generally happen either, as you have to run your shit through a compiler
Josh-I'M FREE! FUCKING FREEE!!!! says:
yeah
EVA-251/evanb90 :: Open for APB, RA3:: Oh hai says:
And if they do happen, it tells me right down the segment of QC that is the problem after crashing to the console
*to the segment
The only times it crashes to the desktop is when there is a serious issue, like the game ran out of allocated RAM or the heapsize was too big
Josh-I'M FREE! FUCKING FREEE!!!! says:
unlike YR
which crashes if a conscript looks at a tank cock-eyed
Comment: YR, so unstable..
* DCoder watches Ren aim his Boots Of Kicking +2 at Electro for interrupting his work
<Renegade> actually, he pinged me before I ignored his useless ping and tabbed back...*you* interrupted me
<DCoder> oops?
<DCoder> but I'm special, my pings are not annoying except in large numbers
Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj
<Dejajeva> There is no reciprocity. Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters.
<Dejajeva> That's my new favorite quote.
<DCoder> remember that guy at ppm who was trying to modify RP with a hex editor?
<Renegade> yes
<DCoder> even ppm is cluebatting him
<Renegade> ouch
<Renegade> that's like...a stupid certification
<Renegade> "[STAMP] Guaranteed stupid enough that even PPM notices"
Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - certified stupid ( http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=398000#398000 )
(BobingAbout) i dunno which 1 is worse... the fact i can't eat because of toothache, or shitting what looks like chocolate milkshake... atleast since i'm not eating much i arn't shitting that much
• DCoder has kicked BobingAbout (A tidal wave of chocolate milkshake sweeps you away... and we can't hear any more stories about your shit any more...)
Comment: On 'RenProj
<Orac> So more of the "make YR work properly" variety of Ares tasks.
<DCoder> that would be a nice thing to do... so many requests, so little time
<Orac> Make the fan vote on the ones which are important, then do only those?
<DCoder> ew no
<Orac> make every new request require the applicant's kidney before being considered?
<DCoder> lol
<Renegade> I like his way of thinking
<Renegade> we could enable bug sponsoring
<Renegade> "This bug has priority because a fellow community member sacrificed his kidney for it!"
Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - sponsored link
<Carno_Away> im too stupid to run infront of a roller coaster. :P
<Carno_Away> *smart
<Carno_Away> fuck
Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - oops
DCoder -: oh great... TibEd lovers in Lithuania, that's got to be the first time
Renegade: it also lowers you country's score significantly.
Renegade: Germany: Renegade, pd, Reaperrr, Matze
Renegade: Lithuania: DCoder, TibEd-lovers
DCoder -: oooh, now that's just mean
Renegade: look at it this way:
Renegade: if you wipe out the TibEd-crowd, 100% of your country's modding community is l33t.
Comment: I am unique, after all, not just another brick in the wall :D
<DCoder> Im typing up a quick reference for how to read these source code snippets
<DCoder> I was trying to write "commonly used idioms", what I typed was "commonly used idiots"
Comment: Browsing old logs
<DCoder> on some lyrics sites, the "related lyrics" could use some improvement...
<Renegade> "Girls just wanna have fun" listed next to Nirvana's "Rape me"?
Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj
MIdAS: As said, the "sandbag" is too smooth, and the wanking animation looks wooden, other than that it looks pretty nice!
Comment: 2 months with a damaged wrist, and your brain starts playing tricks on you.......
DoctorDestiny: Dude. You know what sucks... FORGETTING TO ATTACH YOUR RESUME TO AN EMAIL TO AN EMPLOYER!
Comment: bummer, eh
Dragonologychris:
i need help with my rules/art.ini can you help me by telling me how to fix it or fix it for me?
because this is what happens when i try to play.
here it is my rules/art.ini
Bittah Commander:
<3 Paragraphs of help concerning that the problem is a new faction added>
Hydralisk:
I think you edited the price of your units. That's what happened to me when I did that. If you edited prices of any units, change them back. If you add a new unit, check it's properties.
Comment: Quality Assured PPM help service http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=21383
Mark -: l44t, got a better weapon!
DCoder: l44t? wtf, your leetspeek module got hacked? :P
Mark -: Nope. I figure l44t > l33t > l22t > l11t :P
<Whiteboy> for teh same reason ou donlt play WR
<Whiteboy> *you don't
<DCoder> nice typing
<Whiteboy> thanlks
<Whiteboy> comes naturaolly youp knowe
<DCoder> I can tell
<DCoder> http://qdb.renegadeprojects.com/?act=id&id=246
<Whiteboy> you're spelling is worse in the comments though ;)
Comment: Whiteboy cna splel rael ewll // updated with the last two lines
Ah, a drama whore throwing a tantrum. I knew the putrid stench of dipshitism was in the air for a reason.
Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=240823
Zee: Oh sweet, unlimited!
Zee: You know how many subdomains I could make?!?
Zee: Like...
Zee: THIS MANY:
Ayumu: over nine thousand?
Zee: Well, shit, I was going to put a very large number, but that would be a stupid joke compared to what you just said.
Comment: MSN
<Delta> Hello everyone, i have become a idea
Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=280299
<Renegade> when it's done, it's done
<AlexB> or it's picked up 13 years later by Gearbox :p
<secret> about .exe hacking what tools u need?
<secret> is daemon tools good?
<DCoder> lol at secret's post
<secret> ahem,do i look like i would know .exe hacking?
<Gosho> (Re: is daemon tools good?) Yes, it is. Other cool programs you can use to hack the .exe include Wikipedia, Cyanide, Internet Explorer and Raw Fish. Go try out, it's easy
<secret> easy you say?
<secret> then code this:
<secret> sorry that i didnt readed all
<secret> @Gosho: Wikipedia is a site wich is browsed by Internet Explorer
<pd> You opened gamemd.exe in Notepad, saved it as HTML and took a screenshot of it which you attached as a BMP?
<pd> Get lost, you don't seem to have the slightest idea what this is about, and it makes me sick that you don't quite seem to care.
Comment: http://forums.revora.net/index.php?showtopic=56911#entry551476
* DCoder is listening to 0. foobar2000 playing Enigma - Water (Creativity) {#02 - Erotic Dreams}
<Renegade> should clear the album ID3, next time
<DCoder> nah
<Renegade> okay...sweet dreams tonight ;)
<DCoder> rofl
<DCoder> you havent listened to Enigma, have you
<Renegade> Only the Matrix Theme techno remix
<DCoder> then you know their focus is instrumentals, not lyrics :p
<Renegade> Had I sex, I'd focus on instruments rather than vocals, too
Comment: Yet another smart-aleck comment from your favourite Red Blinking Head
<DCoder> I have encountered people worse than noobs
<DCoder> they are the people who actually upload episodes of Teletubbies to my favourite tracker
<AlexB> sorry, i'm a little distracted by getting information out of an offline-ebook
<Renegade> "reading"?
Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - hi-tech
DCoder -: re: My computer in start menu:
Desktop Properties, Desktop, Customize... check check uncheck uncheck, voila
Renegade: sounds like a bad rap
Renegade: check check
uncheck uncheck
Renegade: yo yo
Renegade: XP rap, yo
Renegade: B to the S to the O to the D
crashing down your system
taking linux with me
<ir3actions> My favourite dinosaur is the Pink Ranger.
<Renegade15> there is an inconsistency between VectorClass and DynamicVectorClass in FindItemIndex(T *tItem)
<Renegade15> if the vector is not initialized, one returns 0, the other returns -1
<DCoder1337> heh
<DCoder1337> nice find
<Renegade15> I didn't want to change it on my own 'cause I didn't know whether that was on purpose, or if anything relies on that
<DCoder1337> I have no idea how anything can be relying on a bug
<DCoder1337> ... in our code
<Renegade15> ...we're t--- I was just gonna say
<DCoder1337> in westwood's code, every bug relies on another bug which relies on two more
<Renegade15> it's an exiting new programming paradigm called The Bug Tree Architecture
<Renegade15> it's based on game theory and the idea that, given enough bugs, all bugs together will form an equilibrium and ensure the correct running of the code
Comment: programming is hard, let's go bowling
Whiteboy: .....
Whiteboy: *What?*
DCoder -: exactly
Whiteboy: It's like you just said: "I am about to bend the fabric of the Universe by dressing up as a woman while reversing geometry"
Romanian Guy:
Why are you so againt spotlighting voxels? Ooo now I remember, long time ago you released a black vehicle voxel, you keep said "Spotligth this now" but no one did becuse it was crap. Somehow that situation hurted your feelings and now are you agaist it
[:D repeated dozens of times]
Raminator:
i pick your left eye out you head and search for someone who has aids to pee in your eyehole...
Comment: Oh God, have mercy. -- http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=348674#348674
CannisRabidus: An Admin's post is always on topic, by definition
<Renegade>: holy crap 0_0 it works!
<lt_albrecht>: ?
<lt_albrecht>: what works?
<Renegade>: nothing
<lt_albrecht>: erm...
<lt_albrecht>: complicated?
<Renegade>: POST via AJAX
<lt_albrecht>: ooooh, code stuff
<Renegade>: not complicated
<Renegade>: just...
<lt_albrecht>: not for you
+++ Diablo has given admin to DCoder
+++ Diablo has given op to DCoder
<Renegade>: ...it took me sending the server "penis - mine is long" to finally figure it out
<Renegade>: wb
<lt_albrecht>: lol
<Renegade>: I sure hope their logs don't log POST >_>
<Renegade>: or that at least no one looks at them <_<
Comment: ren sent penis boasts to the server...
DCoder: meh
DCoder: the day EALA's cnc is as good as Westwood's, I'll start learning ballet
Whiteboy: xD
Comment: On C&C3...
drizzt_dourden:
I was not looking for a copy and paste, I was looking for some direction in where the problem was, but the problem was not solved by no one who posted. Does anyone know who Drizzt DoUrden is??? Because I do.
Comment: problem not solved by no one - http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=22360
DCoder: I am so glad I added yoshq to my Ignore List so I don't have to read his bullshit.
<Renegade15> how does WW draw voxels? Do they have a tiny 3D-engine in there, or are they just doing a whole lot of "should the user see this pixel" calculations?
<DCoder1337> Ren: curiosity killed the cat
<evanb90> I'd guess "imagine the most inefficient method possible"
<Renegade15> but does the cat have volume?
* Renegade15 ducks
<AlexB__> the cat can have everything, as long as you don't look
<Renegade15> so what if you do $ cat cat;?
<DCoder1337> Godel breaks down your door and demands an explanation
<Renegade15> pfft, I'll just not look at him
Comment: irc.freenode.net#renproj - cat the cat
<Carnotaurus> can somebody explain Schroedinger's Cat in fucking basic terms?
<ChielScape> there r teh cat (is fine too)
<ChielScape> cat r in boxx0rz
<ChielScape> box r teh close'd
<ChielScape> thar r also particul
<ChielScape> particul r unstabol
<Carnotaurus> NOT IN /b/PANESE
<ChielScape> >_>
<ChielScape> i was just trying to make you understand, but if you speak english too, thats fine
Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - quantum physics according to /b/
<DCoder> In the LAN tracker I use...
<DCoder> Ungodly amount of uploaders have uploaded lesbian porn, one guy uploaded a gay porno flick, and one uploaded a zoo clip. One of the uploaders got banned for his contribution. Which one you imagine it was?
<DoctorDestiny> gay.
<DCoder> yep
<DoctorDestiny> Fail.
<DCoder> how'd you guess?
<DoctorDestiny> Nobody gives a shit about zoo porn but gay? STOP THE INTERNET! TWO MEN! RUUUUUUUUUN
<DCoder> haha
<DCoder> so true
Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - porn trackers
Whiteboy: I gtg now and absorb my shame.
DCoder -: well then, see ya
Whiteboy: ..with PRON :D
DCoder -: lol
Whiteboy: see ya
DCoder -: well, good luck with that... though I fear your "RSI" will just worsen from that xD
Whiteboy: actually i think it was caused by... wait, no, of course it wasn't '>_>
<DCoder> cute
<DCoder> my Amazon.co.uk recommendations consist of C++, Hacking, and Malware Forensics books
<DCoder> ...
<DCoder> and a Zapf Creations Barbie
<DCoder> wtf
<Renegade> porn, this is seagate. seagate, porn. I hereby declare you data and drive.
<Renegade> you may now magnetize the blocks.
Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - DCoder's buying a new hard drive
<DCoder> lol, fuck
<DCoder> I think I just uploaded a softporn clip to the live server
<Carnotaurus> I want C&C3 on my DS so bad..Kane's Wrath on the C&C95 engine. Fuck the fancy graphics
<Carnotaurus> all I want are C&C3 units as C&C1 sprites, touch screen sidebar, all the vos and music, oh, and....no campaign
<Carnotaurus> just skirmish or online
<Carnotaurus> Kane's Wrath 95 on wifi...
<Carnotaurus> ah what a dream
<DonutArnold> haha
<Carnotaurus> though the fucking Redeemer will probably take up the screen
<Carnotaurus> with is faggotry
=-= Carnotaurus was booted from #renproj by Diablo (Pass bitte auf was du sagst!)
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<Carnotaurus> blow me, Diablow
<DonutArnold> xD
<Carnotaurus> I hate that fucking bot
Comment: more rofling @renproj
<Mathieas> what the heck is urban baby?
<milo_went> very populated, sweetie.
Comment: http://www.urbanbaby.com/
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<Renegade> He_Was
Comment: Only in #RenProj
<Renegade> the average air temperature outside this building does not meet my personal preferences
<Renegade> iow: It's too fucking warm for my taste
<DCoder> ironically, theres a nice cool drizzle outside my window
<Renegade> you got chicks, you got weather, you got skillz, you got a place in uni...I think I need you life
<DCoder> :p
<Renegade> If a dark-clothed nerd with a BFG follows you anytime soon...don't think about it
DCoder - : WTF
DCoder - : calling a guy's post about "I made a chroono monkey in TibEd" 'advanced n00bism' apparently means I'm about to get warned for bad behaviour...
DCoder - : http://forums.cncden.com/showthread.php?t=11596
Renegade : After some quite observation, I come to the scientific conclusion that Rolk is a brain-amputated retard, and not suitable as a moderator for a C&C editing forum
Renegade : quiet*, btw
Comment: Well what do you know, it actually got me banned xD
<DCoder> print '&#' . ord . ';' for split //, $foo;
<DCoder> perl (prints a html-entity-fied version of the $foo string)
<DCoder> scarily terse
<DCoder> and so many english words
<Judeau> hehe
<Judeau> what is foo ?
<DCoder> $foo holds a certain string, lets say "a<b" and this turns it into A<B which is html escaped a<b
<DCoder> actually, more scary than perl is the fact that I typed down those charcodes from memory
<DCoder> god I need help
<Judeau> yes
<Judeau> yes you do
Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj //DC says: actually, those codes are "A<B", not "a<b", but still, ergh
<benthespirit> I have uploded my sound card, no changement
Comment: C&C Den funnies: http://forums.cncden.com/showthread.php?t=25570
