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#121 (Image) [ Down (18) Up ] [Submitter: pd]

"Ok, so i went out and bought 3D studio max. I was wondering what can you actually use it for."
- Tom2003uk

#350 (Image) [ Down (2) Up ]

<DCoder> thats what they say about hentai games, bob, ITS ALL ABOUT THE STORY
<BobingAbout> depends what type of pervert is reading it
<BobingAbout> or playing it
<BobingAbout> or just jacking while looking at the porn
<MagicMan> guilty
<MagicMan> oh wait
<DCoder> lol
<MagicMan> SHIT
<BobingAbout> ROFL

#235 (Image) [ Down (0) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<DCoder> Stupid people will inherit the Earth...
<Renegade> of course...America has WMDs.

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj

#366 (Image) [ Down (1) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<ShaRose> So I got this book...
<BobingAbout> a book?
<ShaRose> Hacking for dummies
<ShaRose> It's great
<BobingAbout> ah right, yeah?
<ShaRose> srsly
<BobingAbout> sacro had something like that, used his knowledge to delete the recycle bin for us

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - 1337 |-|4X0rZ

#146 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: IcySon55]

gog: CAn someone send me some sweet units to add to my maps i cant be botherd making them myself :)

Renegade: CAn someone send me some money to add to my bank account i cant be botherd earning it myself :)

Comment: PWNED

#393 (Image) [ Down (10) Up ] [Submitter: Electro]

<DCoder> damn
<DCoder> the most reasonable comment in the whole file, and it's unsigned
<DCoder> "38=XCOMET ; Not real unit. Weapons have to belong to a unit to be used for things like airburst and Shrapnel. Not my hack."

Comment: irc.gamernet.org #renproj - Westwood has exhibited sane behaviour!!!

#596 (Image) [ Down (9) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<AlexB> i really want to see the first terrorist covered in cum to evade airport security...

#598 (Image) [ Down (-1) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<DCoder1337> try { } catch (pokemon &p) { } ?

#418 (Image) [ Down (-22) Up ] [Submitter: Electro]

<Nod_Trooper> The man working on the mods, yes, go to the peoples that worked on Dusk and Rise of Omnius and ask them how they did it!
<Nod_Trooper> They got those mods which be needing the FS inis to be playing game correctly.
<Nod_Trooper> So why not be asking them how they being doing it!

<DCoder> Me being finding this stupiding ideaing reallying retarding!
<DCoder> What being actualing meaning of your ideaing?
<DCoder> And what thating havening to doing with ETSing, which being a patching, not a modding?
<DCoder> You explaining your suggestioning not welling.
<DCoder> Refining your probleming pleasing.

<DCoder> Oww, I think my brain stopped.

Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=233447 - Gerunds!

#409 (Image) [ Down (-17) Up ] [Submitter: Fenring]

<Palkia323> Palkia323 here, i have started a new RA2/YR 1.001 mod that is titled Dark Reconnaissance. It will feature new teams (names) and many new units. It will be somewhere close to 3000 A.D. Although i have alot of ideas i want to hear what the people want. please give me your ideas.
-Palkia323
<Dark Shadow 750> nuke-shooting camel-riding monkey-cowboys ~ thank you Jeeves
<Biohazard> storyline? unit ideas?
<IcySon55> Give up.

Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=19158

#450 (Image) [ Down (10) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Fenring says:
wow...
He tried so hard.
I think I feel sorry for him.
No wait.
That was gas.
My mistake.

Comment: If only the subject of the discussion had any idea we're talking about him... it'd be a priceless show.

#322 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: gordon-creAtive]

(BobingAbout) i dunno which 1 is worse... the fact i can't eat because of toothache, or shitting what looks like chocolate milkshake... atleast since i'm not eating much i arn't shitting that much
• DCoder has kicked BobingAbout (A tidal wave of chocolate milkshake sweeps you away... and we can't hear any more stories about your shit any more...)

Comment: On 'RenProj

#493 (Image) [ Down (2) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

pd says: hm
pd says: rating amazon sellers
pd says: i guess they'll wonder
pd says: why the hell i do that 3 months after purchasing
pd says: i'm too damn lazy

Comment: msn - lazytown

#24 (Image) [ Down (9) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

DCoder: ooooh, "Mastering Regular Expressions.pdf", 6 MB, 768 pages... sweet
Renegade: 768 pages...pretty much explains why regexp are not used by most end users

#283 (Image) [ Down (16) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<SomeGuy> Did you [VK] and Pd really have THAT big of a fight?
<Rattuskid> Yeah... Pd won't even put out anymore. V had to go out and get a blow-up doll for chrissakes.

Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=183741#183741

#71 (Image) [ Down (8) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Nucl34r14: who, where, where's my shotgun?
Gaylord -: kill me quick!
Eaglemc -: BANG
*entith2290@hotmail.com has left the conversation.
pd: you hit the wrong guy

Comment: Gaylord == Whiteboy

#453 (Image) [ Down (11) Up ] [Submitter: ORCACommander]

<Phobonaut> FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS ztyping RETARDED BULLSHIT ztype XCC MIXER REFUSES TO LOAD ANY OF THE .PAL FILES SO I CAN'T SEE SHIT AND IT'S ztyping PISSING ME OFF AND I'VE HAD IT, ztype SOMEONE HELP ME BEFORE I POP A VEIN...
<snip>
<DCoder> Pop a vein right now, if you wish. We're not the ones who'll have to clean it up.

Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=20786

#364 (Image) [ Down (20) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

*DCoder tells a story about how he tried to help someone with ini modding*
<Its_Not_Lupus> lol what
<Its_Not_Lupus> skip over weapons?
<Its_Not_Lupus> uyeauafyuyasyuasfhuiasfi9sfasf
<ShaRose> lawl
<Its_Not_Lupus> fgsfgds
<ShaRose> epic fail right there
<DCoder> your brain seems to be leaking , carno
<Its_Not_Lupus> its this fucking retarded community
<Its_Not_Lupus> its damaging me
<ShaRose> That's why you ignore them
<ShaRose> they'll get bored eventually
<Its_Not_Lupus> but they're everywhere mommy
<ShaRose> hopefully
<Its_Not_Lupus> I SEE THEM IN MY SLEEP
<ShaRose> well here
<ShaRose> take this shotgun

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - !Lupus is Carno

#607 (Image) [ Down (23) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<DCoder1337> I think my voxel parsing code is broken
[...]
<DCoder1337> because the magnetron looks more like a camo-zebra-themed ww beetle

#426 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Kittah-Khan> HOLY FUCK
<Kittah-Khan> something worked on the first try something very complicated
<Kittah-Khan> that's some bad juju
<Kittah-Khan> shit's not supposed to go "hi there, I work"

Comment: MSN - bad mojo

#354 (Image) [ Down (0) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Sir Modsalot: You should have seen the look on the faces of my classmates when I told them Area 51 does exist, and can easily be found on Google Maps/Earth, and that there was even a Science Channel interview with a former employee.
DCoder : lol
DCoder : you're surrounded by idiots
Sir Modsalot: Damn right I am. I live in the U.S.

Comment: MSN funnies

#244 (Image) [ Down (-14) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<DoctorPhileasFragg> A bit over my head though, I'm unfamiliar with Bash
<DCoder> bash.org is another quote database like this one, only it's known all over the world, with about 700 K quotes
<DoctorPhileasFragg> Wiggy! I'll have to bookmark that
<DCoder> yeah, bookmark www.bash.org and www.qdb.us
<DoctorPhileasFragg> I assume that second one is shorthand for........Quite Delicious Boobies?
<DoctorPhileasFragg> No, wait...Quote DataBase, right?

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj

#433 (Image) [ Down (0) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

*** Joins: Nighthawk (~Nighthawk@ED70C231.DD5AA26E.1F9D6157.IP)
<DCoder> hey
<Nighthawk> Hello.
<Electro> hey
<Kiith-Sa> hi
<Nighthawk> Hello.
<Electro> no, nighthawk is not an automaton
<Nighthawk> Hello.
<Nighthawk> Hehe, sorry, couldn't resist.

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - automatons

#481 (Image) [ Down (19) Up ] [Submitter: MT]

<Site News>

New voxels for the Spotlighted Voxels section.
-----------------------------
Aro: Azri_apoc is a talented voxel artist who has not long been a member of PPM. He started off a thread a while ago showing some of his latest pieces of work which where top quality voxels. All of these voxels where made specifically for Red Alert 2, and ten of them have finally been released. You can download these top quality voxels here.

Javier: So?

Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=21633

#93 (Image) [ Down (15) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Turn-A Gamer: Most MySpace pages look like the Internet ejaculated on it.

Comment: http://www.cannis.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=7317

#497 (Image) [ Down (5) Up ] [Submitter: MT]

iloo: Desing A New Buildings Help Me :( Buildings PhotoShop Desing ? İfnot Shp Builder ?

DCoder: THIS IS NOT A REQUEST FORUM YOU MAROON

#631 (Image) [ Down (2) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<DCoder1337> I just threw a cop off of his bike using a sledgehammer
<DCoder1337> this game is awesome

Comment: DCoder says: if you're wondering, the game in question is "Road Redemption"

#141 (Image) [ Down (-10) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

DCoder - : spambots found our qdb
Whiteboy: :-O
Whiteboy: DESTROY
Whiteboy: how annoying
Whiteboy: maybe you should approve them, on the basis that they are female

Comment: The bots were indeed using female names (Heather, Marla and Abby) to post their crap

#616 (Image) [ Down (9) Up ] [Submitter: Graion Dilach]

[Speeder] Zeno
[Speeder] Stop being random
[Speeder] I need competitive gameplay
[Speeder] Or at least 15% of it

Comment: A gem from the MO lobby

#385 (Image) [ Down (-7) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Saberhawk> but game.thisserversucksexecock was quite the opposite

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - creative ways to bypass server blocks on ".exe"

#434 (Image) [ Down (6) Up ] [Submitter: Fenring]

<DoctorDestiny> That's why my VS2008 PHP IDE comes in HANDY AS SHIT. :p
<DCoder> theoretical question, when does shit come in handy?
<DoctorDestiny> Never, considering I was using a figure of speech.
<DCoder> gee, if only I were too stupid too know that :p
<DoctorDestiny> We know you is D. :p
<DCoder> smooth :p
<DoctorDestiny> Yep.
<DoctorDestiny> I know.
<DoctorDestiny> Smooth like concrete.
<Electro> concrete is smooth?
<DoctorDestiny> ...
<DoctorDestiny> And in comes Electro to kill joke.

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - Electro the joke killer...

#432 (Image) [ Down (0) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<Dejajeva> There is no reciprocity. Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters.
<Dejajeva> That's my new favorite quote.

#25 (Image) [ Down (1) Up ] [Submitter: AlliedGeneral]

AlliedGeneral: u know even though i hate ww ai
AlliedGeneral: its kinda cute
AlliedGeneral: in an prehistoric kinda way

#594 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Whiteboy> When in doubt, watch goatse.

Comment: msn ...

#401 (Image) [ Down (-1) Up ] [Submitter: ORCACommander]

<%gordon-creAtive> wtf is going on with the internet? Sourceforge seerch server down, archive.org server down, schutzstation-wattenmee.de down…
<*Renegade> maybe your internet is down?
<%gordon-creAtive> Halp! I deleted my internet!
<*Renegade> xD
<%gordon-creAtive> No, the error messages came from the pages itself, no FF errors
<*Renegade> then maybe you're wearing the wrong shoes.
<%gordon-creAtive> That's it!
<ORCACommander> lol

Comment: hmm maybe try wearing the fuzzy ones?

#251 (Image) [ Down (-8) Up ] [Submitter: Judeau]

DCoder says: remind me to fix the qdb submit page someday
Judeau says: indeed
Judeau says: go fix it
DCoder says: oh snap

Comment: and it was done

#299 (Image) [ Down (-4) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Saberhawk> I can do almost anything and she just takes it from me
* Saberhawk stabs Rommie
* Rommie blocks the stab and redirects it at Saberhawk in one smooth motion.
<Saberhawk> Or not...

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - who is whose bitch now?

#402 (Image) [ Down (-3) Up ] [Submitter: pd]

Joshy says:
now to see
Joshy says:
on 2 devices now XD
Joshy says:
and neither = speakers
pd says:
how are they called?
Joshy says:
one sec
Joshy says:
I feel the sudden need to vacume my room
pd says:
what the hell

Comment: I mean... WHAT IN THE HELL?

#68 (Image) [ Down (15) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Whiteboy: hmm, i need the opinion of an intelligent being
DCoder -: ask away
Whiteboy: ... do you know of anyone who fits that description?
Whiteboy: :P

Comment: Touche...

#595 (Image) [ Down (12) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Renegade> RA2 was really just a giant side effect of somebody disabling terrain modifications for a TS patch
<Renegade> >_>

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj

#4 (Image) [ Down (5) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Renegade - Royally 0wn3d the Christians.: wtf?! No co-op in Commandos 3?
Renegade - Royally 0wn3d the Christians.: *moves from "buy" to "warez" list*

#32 (Image) [ Down (11) Up ] [Submitter: Whiteboy]

Whiteboy: I am going to add new gates into the mod soon
Whiteboy: good ones
wthigon : wtf are gates
Whiteboy: ...
wthigon : oh nvm
Whiteboy: LOL
wthigon : i call it bar thingy thats why

#43 (Image) [ Down (-13) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

DCoder -: ok...
DCoder -: so what files does that unit you downloaded have?
Zameleon: yes i have unit
Zameleon: it haves
Zameleon: pictures
Zameleon: if
Zameleon: and other

#400 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: ORCACommander]

Comment: Just another Day in #renproj IRC Math Class

#65 (Image) [ Down (16) Up ] [Submitter: Whiteboy]

DCoder -: yeah, if you ever move to Lithuania, and choose my ISP, you will then be able to access my webserver with that password... and my pron drive too...
Whiteboy: Excellent. But sorry, I'm not into naked male mud-wrestling :P
DCoder -: o_O
Whiteboy: Au contraire, I say to you: o_O
Whiteboy: ...but I'd be in for the transmission stick sex vid

Comment: Don't ask. Just don't ask. -- DCoder

#451 (Image) [ Down (-6) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<SSAAMM> Spore works around spore..
<ShaRose> SSAAMM your mother works around my penis
<SSAAMM> ShaRose that's what she said.
<SSAAMM> wait... oh shi-

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - ShaRose's funnies

#258 (Image) [ Down (-14) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

*** pd quit (Client exited)
*** pd (~1031DBAE3@gamer-68751D4E.versanet.de) joined
<pd> whoops, that was the close button

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj

#472 (Image) [ Down (-8) Up ] [Submitter: ChielScape]

Comment: nerdpr0n

#392 (Image) [ Down (-2) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<DoctorDestiny> And why do people say nerved when they mean nerfed? Who the fuck taught these people?
<DCoder> westwood?
<DoctorDestiny> The Westwood School of Grammar. Come learn things the wrong way!
<DoctorDestiny> -_-
<DCoder> exactly
<DoctorDestiny> And we offer programming courses! Learn how to confuse the shit out of anyone trying to read your game code!
<DCoder> Without crashing the game in the process!
<DoctorDestiny> We also offer spaghetti code courses for advanced users.
<DoctorDestiny> Oh. Is not crashing a requisite for getting a degree from the Westwood School of Bad Programming?
<DCoder> at least on default settings, yes
<DCoder> if your game has moddability that crashes everytime but isnt used in the default config, you get BONUS POINTS
<DoctorDestiny> Then why can I crash unmodded RA2 and unmodded YR? :p
<DCoder> cause westwood didn't get BONUS POINTS

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - Westwood School of Grammar

#619 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<DCoder1337> and if I'm reading your reference correctly, I'm not comfortable with the idea that a time rift can turn Nathan Fillion into Emily Deschanel
<Renegade15> turning guys into girls could actually work to our advantage
<Renegade15> it reduces the competition while upping the demand at the same time
<Renegade15> if we create a transgender superweapon with a large enough radius, we're automatic Heffners

Comment: irc.freenode.net#renproj - some ideas are better than others

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