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#74 (Image) [ Down (5) Up ] [Submitter: Particle]

Whiteboy says: well I can relate to it... I'm in New Zealand
Whiteboy says: Coming from the UK, it's like travelling back in time
Particle says: lol
Whiteboy says: yet there's a weird mix here
Whiteboy says: on one hand it's the 60's
Whiteboy says: on the other hand it's pretty high-tech
Particle says: at least you have lesbians
Whiteboy says: it's not my kinda place though
Whiteboy says: yeah
Whiteboy says: WE DO!
Whiteboy says: you just reminded me of why i like it here

Comment: Comparison of MY home town to WB's...

#336 (Image) [ Down (-7) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - megashlongs

#273 (Image) [ Down (1) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Von> *Face palm* "Also, I really doubt there will ever be an overpopulation because it's part of god's creation, if it appears that there's an overpopulation, the god or whoever made everything would then resize Earth a bit bigger to fill up for new people to live." I Lol'd hard.

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj // Nyoro is Carno

#620 (Image) [ Down (8) Up ] [Submitter: Graion Dilach]

<Vassonx> They say
<Vassonx> Men have tidier desktops than women
<Vassonx> If Graion is considered a man
<Zenothist> Graion is man
<Vassonx> I figure how horrible women's desktop would look like

Comment: For reference: http://yras.cncguild.net/other/gdesktop3.jpg

#150 (Image) [ Down (-21) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

Whiteboy: Ren to police: "I'd like a gun licence please. Reason for application: t3h funs!"

Comment: I'm now allowed to legally buy guns.

#266 (Image) [ Down (5) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<DCoder> m666
<m666> Hmm?
<DCoder> http://img241.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ppmliterc8.png << this is what my ppm looks like
<m666> Wow.
<m666> That is quite badass.
<DCoder> inspired by the old Digital Twilight skin
<m666> Hmm...perhaps DCoder would send me his style, or is he gonna prevent my laziness?
<DCoder> sure, just a sec
<Jesus_Christotaurus> I want to masturbate to that PPM
<m666> Thanks.
<Jesus_Christotaurus> it actually looks good
<Jesus_Christotaurus> send, too
<m666> lol
<DCoder> I didnt need to know that one
<Jesus_Christotaurus> that going to be logged and archived?
<DCoder> most likely
<m666> Ha.
<Jesus_Christotaurus> Fuck

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj // Jesus is Carno

#554 (Image) [ Down (10) Up ] [Submitter: m666]

<DC|Weekend>: what technologies are we thinking of here?
<Renegade>: giant penises on apocalypse tanks.
<m666>: If we use trucka -> truckb idea, then the need for certain technologies disappear.
<DC|Weekend>: always relevant.
<Renegade>: of course. how else is the game gonna end in a virtual dick comparison? ^^
<m666>: XD
<Electro>: hah
<DC|Weekend>: well, you won't have a dangling pointer comparison without that either
<m666>: I don't know if that's a code reference or a penis joke.
<Electro>: wtf
<m666>: The sad thing is it could be both. XD
<DC|Weekend>: it is

#585 (Image) [ Down (15) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<AlexB> sorry, i'm a little distracted by getting information out of an offline-ebook
<Renegade> "reading"?

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - hi-tech

#267 (Image) [ Down (-13) Up ] [Submitter: gordon-creAtive]

Electro: but I'll try anything at this point
DCoder: try shooting yourself
* Electro bonks himself on the head 10 times
Electro: *himself
DCoder: use a hammer
* Electro bonks himself with a hammer on the head 10 times
Electro: ouch
DCoder: Stop. Hammertime.
*DCoder bonks Electro over head with a BIG hammer
Electro: yeouch
* Electro starts mumbling unarticulated sounds

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj

#403 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: ORCACommander]

DCoder: And people tell me I'm wrong when I say the world is getting dumber.

Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=18977

#609 (Image) [ Down (19) Up ] [Submitter: Speeder]

<Generalcamo> Are you chinese Speeder?
<GraionDilach> Yeah, Poland is a city there.
<Generalcamo> Or do you just care for your many chinese fans
<Generalcamo> I have heard of that city

#50 (Image) [ Down (9) Up ] [Submitter: Saberhawk]

Whiteboy: You sound exactly like me. I loved writing up the documentation... sometimes I had massively long documents
Whiteboy: in fact, for WRV1.0, the "user manual" was 100+ pages and IMO was better than the actual mod.

#540 (Image) [ Down (10) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

*** Joins: Bob (52c9f42c@burn-680F0A3C.mibbit.com)
<DCoder> hi
<Renegade> heh
<Bob> hi,
<Renegade> hello there
<Bob> can i ask about something in red alert 2?
<DCoder> sure
<Bob> when i try to press on internet"to play it online"
<Bob> it tells me:
<Bob> the westood online support library is either missing or invalid please reinstall the shared internet components from you cd
<DCoder> have you tried doing that?
<Bob> nope
<Renegade> doing what the error suggests to resolve it might resolve the error.

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - we don't need no education

#510 (Image) [ Down (-13) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<ThatFreakinRandy> Minus the god
<ThatFreakinRandy> and plus the herpes

#39 (Image) [ Down (-14) Up ] [Submitter: Bobing About]

Bobing About: Everybody's dead Dave! Says: hi
Whiteboy : Ya
Whiteboy : HOLL!
Whiteboy : HOLLY!
Whiteboy : w00t
Whiteboy : *sings REd Dwarf theme*
Bobing About: Everybody's dead Dave! Says: aye
Whiteboy : u Scottish or English?
Whiteboy : (funny, my name is David)

#388 (Image) [ Down (-13) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

* Cloud_ax sleeps with aja.... i mean what? >.>
<livelovelaugh> o.o
<heyaja> o.o
<Cloud_ax> o.o
* livelovelaugh smacks Cloud
<Cloud_ax> ah my face
<livelovelaugh> Did you ask her first?!

#127 (Image) [ Down (-8) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Jason : you know what sucks
Jason : I'm playing pacman on my cellphone tring to beat high score, almost had it.. and I got a phone call.

Comment: Cellphones should be cellphones and not gaming consoles with integrated cellphones...

#353 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

DCoder : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAdku9YhSCI
Sir Modsalot : How the fuck?
Sir Modsalot : It bent the tips??
DCoder : sapphire coating
Sir Modsalot : Goddamn that's useful
DCoder : as a riot shield, maybe
Sir Modsalot : lol
DCoder : put eInk underneath and sell ad space!
DCoder : imagine, a thousand riot cops with shields, each shield playing the "Hi, I'm Mac!" ad
Sir Modsalot : XD
Sir Modsalot : Lemon party would be far more effective

Comment: youtube link is to a sapphire-coated LCD which deflects crossbow bolts

#96 (Image) [ Down (-9) Up ] [Submitter: Fenring]

Universal/Yotta: Oh yea and if you keep on bringing up that Haydn voxel issue ure just an idiot like the rest of those people because there was no readme file attached to that eurofighter voxel etc...

Fenring: Uh, no, we're not idiots. You clearly did not make it. A lack of a readme is no justification for STEALING A FUCKING VOXEL and then having the audacity to pass it off as your own!

[I thought this was priceless so I'm posting it here for everyone to see!]

Comment: When you thought n00bs couldn't get any stupider, they do.

#493 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

pd says: hm
pd says: rating amazon sellers
pd says: i guess they'll wonder
pd says: why the hell i do that 3 months after purchasing
pd says: i'm too damn lazy

Comment: msn - lazytown

#98 (Image) [ Down (11) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Jason : yesterday I was coding a modular login system, and im like "screw this, this will take forever." and deleted 2000+ lines of code lmao
DCoder: lol
Jason : I guess i need some patience :P
Jason : Can I download patience?
Jason : because that would own

Comment: Jason == QuantumHybrid from C-GEN.

#40 (Image) [ Down (2) Up ] [Submitter: Bobing About]

Bobing About says: lol
Whiteboy says: olo
Whiteboy says: ^^^ is it the reverse of lol, or is it male genitalia?

#454 (Image) [ Down (-7) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<DCoder> I dare you to make sense of this westwood function
<Kittah-Khan> don't tase me bro
*WTF goes here*
<Kittah-Khan> ...
<Kittah-Khan> I can't, it makes no sense
*analysis with no reasonable explanation*
<DCoder> it is a special pointer, it's NEVER 0
<DCoder> so this is a multilayered wtf
<DCoder> like a fucking onion
<DCoder> you peel and you peel and you cry at each step
<Kittah-Khan> it just keeps on making you cry
<DCoder> exactly
<DCoder> mmm, fried onions

Comment: westwood code: NEVER FORGET

#376 (Image) [ Down (-7) Up ] [Submitter: Electro]

!DCoder slaps Electro's bottom and grins cheekily
<!DCoder> wow
<DoctorDestiny> o_o
<!DCoder> that's the worst random slap comment

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - HydraIRC backfired on DCoder...

#372 (Image) [ Down (-13) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Don> *question*
<Renegade> Also, be reminded that we are not PPM. You are not protected from any kind of hostility such overly unintelligent questions stirr up. Not to mention that it has been pointed out to me that you already are blacklisted for ripping LaoTze's and DarkElf's work.
<Renegade> iow: How about you just get lost before things turn really ugly?
* _three_months_ pass *
<Don> Just shut up u girl friend fucking guy
<Don> Things really are gonna get ugly why dont u just ban me
<pd> 1) Bump a 3 month old topic
<pd> 2) Offend an admin
<pd> 3) Tell him to ban you
<pd> 4) ???
<pd> 5) BANHAMMER!!!
<DCoder> Since he asked for it, I'm happy to help.
*DCoder bans Don
<Blade> I don't get the girlfriend fucking comment... surely if you have a girlfriend then fucking her would be a good thing no?

Comment: RenProj forums... http://forums.renegadeprojects.com/showthread.php?tid=854#pid11253

#631 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<DCoder1337> I just threw a cop off of his bike using a sledgehammer
<DCoder1337> this game is awesome

Comment: DCoder says: if you're wondering, the game in question is "Road Redemption"

#484 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: MT]

<Nikademis Von Hisson>
1st - the quote, its not a quote its from the MODENC. If you want me to put quotes around it, fine I will, point taken and will remember

Comment: The quote is not a quote its just from somewhere else. XD. http://forums.renegadeprojects.com/showthread.php?tid=1217

#601 (Image) [ Down (15) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Renegade15> there is an inconsistency between VectorClass and DynamicVectorClass in FindItemIndex(T *tItem)
<Renegade15> if the vector is not initialized, one returns 0, the other returns -1
<DCoder1337> heh
<DCoder1337> nice find
<Renegade15> I didn't want to change it on my own 'cause I didn't know whether that was on purpose, or if anything relies on that
<DCoder1337> I have no idea how anything can be relying on a bug
<DCoder1337> ... in our code
<Renegade15> ...we're t--- I was just gonna say
<DCoder1337> in westwood's code, every bug relies on another bug which relies on two more
<Renegade15> it's an exiting new programming paradigm called The Bug Tree Architecture
<Renegade15> it's based on game theory and the idea that, given enough bugs, all bugs together will form an equilibrium and ensure the correct running of the code

Comment: programming is hard, let's go bowling

#268 (Image) [ Down (6) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj

#470 (Image) [ Down (6) Up ] [Submitter: MT]

[Christmas Thread]


@ Lt. Albrecht. Jesus was real. Do not doubt that. But he was no god. He was an innovator and a Jewish revolutionairy.

Yay for Christmas. Presents.


Quote:"Jewish revolutionary"

im not jewish and i am not aware that i have a jewish counterpart

Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=21268

#68 (Image) [ Down (12) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Whiteboy: hmm, i need the opinion of an intelligent being
DCoder -: ask away
Whiteboy: ... do you know of anyone who fits that description?
Whiteboy: :P

Comment: Touche...

#120 (Image) [ Down (-10) Up ] [Submitter: Droke]

harv: does any one know of a got website making service thats free im out of room on gay freewebs for my mod
Droke: Get some worthwhile work and a modding network might accept you (like Revora, PPM, SW)
harv: how do i get them to accept me, email or what?
Slye_Fox: Well, you switch on your brain and go to the websites to find out.
harv: tried that, don't work :(

Comment: From http://www.sleipnirstuff.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=13757

#436 (Image) [ Down (1) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<stephen1341> whenever i start ra2yr and click on skirmish it gives me the ie.
<stephen1341> when i remove the map it works fine.
<stephen1341> if you could download the map and look at it with final alert 2 yuri's revenge
<stephen1341> and diagnose the problem i would b thankful
<Vinifera7> Based on your "detailed" report I have come to the following conclusion:
<Vinifera7> The map is causing problems. Remove it.

Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=19812

#582 (Image) [ Down (5) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<ir3actions> My favourite dinosaur is the Pink Ranger.

#523 (Image) [ Down (-8) Up ] [Submitter: Lt_Albrecht(again)]

<Renegade>: holy crap 0_0 it works!
<lt_albrecht>: ?
<lt_albrecht>: what works?
<Renegade>: nothing
<lt_albrecht>: erm...
<lt_albrecht>: complicated?
<Renegade>: POST via AJAX
<lt_albrecht>: ooooh, code stuff
<Renegade>: not complicated
<Renegade>: just...
<lt_albrecht>: not for you
+++ Diablo has given admin to DCoder
+++ Diablo has given op to DCoder
<Renegade>: ...it took me sending the server "penis - mine is long" to finally figure it out
<Renegade>: wb
<lt_albrecht>: lol
<Renegade>: I sure hope their logs don't log POST >_>
<Renegade>: or that at least no one looks at them <_<

Comment: ren sent penis boasts to the server...

#377 (Image) [ Down (2) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<DoctorDestiny> wtf
<DoctorDestiny> who is lolwut? chiel?
<DCoder> no
<DoctorDestiny> bob?
<DCoder> christosaurus
<DoctorDestiny> oh
<DoctorDestiny> carno
*** lolwut changes nick to Christotaurus_Thine_Saviour
<Christotaurus_Thine_Saviour> Prithee sinners
<DoctorDestiny> aka Carno the Tard.
<Christotaurus_Thine_Saviour> I'm getting ready to troll a Christ forum
<DoctorDestiny> ...
<DoctorDestiny> so tell me, what does a christoTaurus do anyway? lord over the zodiac?
<Christotaurus_Thine_Saviour> Noob. Lern'th history of the Saurian overlords
<Christotaurus_Thine_Saviour> Specifically the Albelisaurs
<DoctorDestiny> I don't think you grasp what it is I'm saying... which I don't find hard to believe at all.
<Christotaurus_Thine_Saviour> Lap forth sperm from Bob's phallus, sinner hethen
<DCoder> ...
<DoctorDestiny> Fine but you don't get to watch.
<Christotaurus_Thine_Saviour> Thank'th mineself

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - repent, sinners (DD is Fen)

#46 (Image) [ Down (-6) Up ] [Submitter: Whiteboy]

Whiteboy: Don't forget Mr. Grammarspammer, Mrs. Spellwright and Dr. Typewell

Comment: Reply on Deezire on punctuation

#471 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: IcySon55]

Comment: Ignorance knows no bounds...

#440 (Image) [ Down (5) Up ] [Submitter: Nyerguds]

<Pepe> when ra3 is released, and the sdk, someone should add Kane in the game shomehow in someway
<Nyerguds> NO >:(
<Pepe> could you expand on that please?
<Nyerguds> okay...
<Nyerguds> HELL NO >:(

Comment: from MSN

#381 (Image) [ Down (-8) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<Electro> hmmm, is it ok for people to use html 4.01 strict?

#101 (Image) [ Down (5) Up ]

Grothenolm: Make an SHP-voxel with bitmaps!

#407 (Image) [ Down (-2) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<DrunkenGade> it's funny though
<DrunkenGade> they horribly fail at kidnapping salinas
<DrunkenGade> but they get carl between episodes
<caravelle> carl is stupid keep in mind
<DrunkenGade> salinas isn't too bright, either
* BrightSilence isn't too salinas either

#469 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

DCoder: apparently the combined forces of DC, Icy, Ren and bob grilling him are too much even for a troll like that
Ṧįғ Ḿởđşǻłǿŧ: By your powers combined, you are..... the Anti-Troll Brigade!
Ṧįғ Ḿởđşǻłǿŧ: Or something. I couldn't think of a mega huge awesome single entity that you'd make up.

Comment: msn funnies

#607 (Image) [ Down (21) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<DCoder1337> I think my voxel parsing code is broken
<DCoder1337> because the magnetron looks more like a camo-zebra-themed ww beetle

#495 (Image) [ Down (-1) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Sir Modsalot: "Jan 31st will be an interesting one" Hmmmmm? :P
DCoder: first ares build for testers since pd quit in mid-october :p
DCoder: fucktons of new toys from their pov
Sir Modsalot: Ahhhhh
Sir Modsalot: Like what?
DCoder: like solid buildings, so projectiles will actually collide with them instead of flying right through
Sir Modsalot: .....what the....... wow. I never expected that.....
DCoder: yeaaaah
DCoder: welcome to the new world
Sir Modsalot: How the hell did you do that?
DCoder: magic
DCoder: like a lot of things I do
Sir Modsalot: DAMN YOU! Stop reading my mind.
Sir Modsalot: I was about to ask if you had a magic coding wand or something stashed in a drawer
Sir Modsalot: and some kind of Latin chant that you have memorised
Sir Modsalot: So that if you want to add something awesome that nobody could see coming you just pop the side panel off
Sir Modsalot: your system case and tap the hard drive with the wand, then recite the chant
Sir Modsalot: and *ding!* new Ares build.

Comment: msn - it's a kind of magic

#105 (Image) [ Down (-9) Up ] [Submitter: Jason]

Jason says: I want to add options!
Jason says: I'm even going to add a slang lang file
DCoder says: lmao
Jason says: like for "Welcome to Omicron Fusion" it will show "Yo, Yo, Yo, Youz at Ma SITE!"
DCoder: +1 gangsta , -100 professional

Comment: Talking about a php script of mine.

#33 (Image) [ Down (2) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Whiteboy: hey, why do you suppose <PROTECTED IDENTITY> hides his identity?
Whiteboy: and is so secretive about his whole life?
DCoder -: how exactly does he "hide" his identity?
Whiteboy: things like having a dynamic ISP

#352 (Image) [ Down (5) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<secret> about .exe hacking what tools u need?
<secret> is daemon tools good?
<DCoder> lol at secret's post
<secret> ahem,do i look like i would know .exe hacking?
<Gosho> (Re: is daemon tools good?) Yes, it is. Other cool programs you can use to hack the .exe include Wikipedia, Cyanide, Internet Explorer and Raw Fish. Go try out, it's easy
<secret> easy you say?
<secret> then code this:
<secret> sorry that i didnt readed all
<secret> @Gosho: Wikipedia is a site wich is browsed by Internet Explorer
<pd> You opened gamemd.exe in Notepad, saved it as HTML and took a screenshot of it which you attached as a BMP?
<pd> Get lost, you don't seem to have the slightest idea what this is about, and it makes me sick that you don't quite seem to care.

Comment: http://forums.revora.net/index.php?showtopic=56911#entry551476

#598 (Image) [ Down (1) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<DCoder1337> try { } catch (pokemon &p) { } ?

#588 (Image) [ Down (1) Up ] [Submitter: MRMIdAS]

wardeathfun: i never had an ares perdiction, it had todo with the Npatch version of syringe and nothing todo with ares... even read the thread. Somone asked about the npatch syringe he bragged about, then my message came about how it still hasnt been released for years. I heard PD had some HD failure and losted some stuff, thats why i guessed he didnt have it anymore

Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=391858#391851 - PPM of crappy cameos and crappier prediction

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