<Renegade> We built a new bazooka this year
<Renegade> the amount of explosives is irrelevant...it's what you do with them ;)
<Renegade> and with that, I go /away to shower
* Renegade changes nick to Renegade|away
<Anonymous> wow...
<DC|away> dirty thoughts about explosives? kinky
<Renegade|away> how and when I explode over what is none of your business ;)
<DC|away> I rest my case
<Anonymous> what the FUCK!
Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - Anon is Fen
DCoder -: yeah, if you ever move to Lithuania, and choose my ISP, you will then be able to access my webserver with that password... and my pron drive too...
Whiteboy: Excellent. But sorry, I'm not into naked male mud-wrestling :P
DCoder -: o_O
Whiteboy: Au contraire, I say to you: o_O
Whiteboy: ...but I'd be in for the transmission stick sex vid
Comment: Don't ask. Just don't ask. -- DCoder
<Jason> I'm bored
<Jason> I'm waiting for apache to finish compiling, should be done in a minute, and I'v impatient
<Jason> if I had the money, I would buy a 20 processor PC with 30GB ram just so I wouldn't have to wait as long for stuff to happen
Comment: Impatience at its best ?
CannisRabidus: If such a hypothetical someone would have such a hypothetical interest in various hypothetical content of this forum, then hypothetically there's a reason to register. I'm speaking hypothetically of course.
DCoder -: that is way over my head :P
Comment: OK, who can say he made DCoder say that? =D
<Von> *Face palm* "Also, I really doubt there will ever be an overpopulation because it's part of god's creation, if it appears that there's an overpopulation, the god or whoever made everything would then resize Earth a bit bigger to fill up for new people to live." I Lol'd hard.
<Nyoro-n> GOD MADE EARTH BIGGER WITH ADOBE(tm) PHOTOSHOP
Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj // Nyoro is Carno
Gather 'round kids, time for a song about C93...(Song so very much taken for great Lulz.)
When I was a boy of 18, I had a special friend
Christian93 was kind, with good intent
But just a little different
Oh, special Christian93
his Mama dropped him on his head
Now he's not so bright instead
He's a little bit special
Just a little bit...
We'd play tag, and he'd get hurt
I'd play soldier, he'd eat dirt
I liked math, and the spelling bee
Christian93 liked talking to a tree
Oh, special Christian93
Mama dropped him on his head
Now she keeps him in the shed
Cause he's a little bit special
Just a little bit...
I ran track, hung out in malls
Christian93 ran headfirst into walls
I had girls and lots of clothes
Christian93 had names for all his toes
Oh, special Christian93
Mama dropped him on his head
Now he thinks he's a piece of bread
Cause he's a little bit special
Just a little bit...
one day talking to special Christian93
He grabbed a brick and he swung at my head
And as he laughed at me thats when I knew
That special Christian93 just made me special too
Now I laugh as I count bugs
I give strangers great big hugs
Next to me Christian93 is fine
Yeah he's a f---ing Einstein
Oh, Special Christian93 (and me)
Now we're not right in the head (you see)
Now we're not so bright instead
We're a little bit special
Just a little bit special
That f---er Christian93 made me special
Just a little bit
Just a little bit ... special
Comment: Haha, this was classic. // http://youtube.com/watch?v=hnrt0nKU6jM
Droke: Hmmm
Droke: If you are what you eat, then are you eating yourself?
<DCoder> some people...
<DCoder> "A friend of mine did Fine Arts at uni (that's not the punchline).
<DCoder> For one of the projects a fellow student did a performance art piece that involved nailing his scrotum to a table.
<DCoder> A short time later, while drunk at a party, he decided to perform his piece again.
<DCoder> They couldn't find a hammer, so he used a brick to hammer in the nails.
<DCoder> What do hammers have that bricks don't?
<DCoder> That's right... a claw to get the nails back out again..."
<Renegade> thank you...for ruining my tasty pizza with _that_
<DCoder> any time
Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - mmm, pizza
<EvilRenegade> .0130. FANS: What is a type of red sauce ?
<EvilRenegade> 1st Hint: ************ Question Value : 200 Points
<ApotheosisAZ> oh hell no
<JenniPowell> apotheosisaz
<EvilRenegade> YES, JenniPowell got the answer -> apotheosisaz <- in 10.932 seconds, and gets 200 points
<EvilRenegade> JenniPowell has won 5 in a row! Total Points TODAY: 1275 this WEEK: 1275 & this MONTH: 1275
* ApotheosisAZ has left #lg15roxbury
<Renegade15> XD
<JenniPowell> trivia ragequit?
DCoder - : WTF
DCoder - : calling a guy's post about "I made a chroono monkey in TibEd" 'advanced n00bism' apparently means I'm about to get warned for bad behaviour...
DCoder - : http://forums.cncden.com/showthread.php?t=11596
Renegade : After some quite observation, I come to the scientific conclusion that Rolk is a brain-amputated retard, and not suitable as a moderator for a C&C editing forum
Renegade : quiet*, btw
Comment: Well what do you know, it actually got me banned xD
Zee: Oh sweet, unlimited!
Zee: You know how many subdomains I could make?!?
Zee: Like...
Zee: THIS MANY:
Ayumu: over nine thousand?
Zee: Well, shit, I was going to put a very large number, but that would be a stupid joke compared to what you just said.
Comment: MSN
*** Quits: Electro (Excess Flood)
*** Joins: Electro (Electro@gamer-5DCFA5C9.europronet.ba)
<Electro> wtf happened
<Electro> is 697 lines a lot for the server?
Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - bawooosh
DCoder: hmm, it's Azlea's birthday...
wait, is it abnormal to have the Pornstar Birthdays RSS Feed in your daily visited list?
Beowulf: ROFL
DCoder: :p
Beowulf: I think you might have a little much free time...
Beowulf: or you're just a really dedicated porn viewer.
Beowulf: You see them as women AND fucktoys. :p
DCoder: you should talk
DCoder: xD
Beowulf: Hey... I like hentai... there's a difference. :p
DCoder: seriously, its just the shock factor...
DCoder: <DCoder>blablablabla <dude>yakawaka <DCoder>say did you know it was Jenna Jameson's birthday today? <dude>*shock, awe, envy*
Beowulf: I just laugh and then wonder if you've even SEEN a girl...
Beowulf: That's not on screen of course.
DCoder: ... fun-neh
DCoder: :p
Beowulf: Oh... I got you good.
Beowulf: I pwn.
DCoder: Fuckin' A, man.
DCoder: xD
Beowulf: XD
DCoder: (yes, I watched The Big Lebowski again recently, I might be quoting semi-random crap, that's a valid excuse)
Comment: I got you good, DCoder.
In the realm of adventure gaming Funcom has become synonymous with sweet goodness in recent years, much in the same way that EA has become synonymous with sucking the blood from the necks of children [...]
Renegade: how many grown men do you know you'd expect a file called "weee.png" from?
DCoder -: lol
DCoder -: zero?
Renegade: Well, then you better don't accept files from Whitey
<time flies (when you're kicking ass)...>
Renegade: who the fuck uploaded a *.bmp avatar?
Renegade: who is uid 91?
DCoder -: weee.png
Renegade: I should have known
Renegade: damn you
Renegade: that file name triggered a state of loling that still hasn't stopped
Comment: 2006 Apr 15, MSN
(BobingAbout) i dunno which 1 is worse... the fact i can't eat because of toothache, or shitting what looks like chocolate milkshake... atleast since i'm not eating much i arn't shitting that much
• DCoder has kicked BobingAbout (A tidal wave of chocolate milkshake sweeps you away... and we can't hear any more stories about your shit any more...)
Comment: On 'RenProj
<Carno_Away> im too stupid to run infront of a roller coaster. :P
<Carno_Away> *smart
<Carno_Away> fuck
Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - oops
gog: CAn someone send me some sweet units to add to my maps i cant be botherd making them myself :)
Renegade: CAn someone send me some money to add to my bank account i cant be botherd earning it myself :)
Comment: PWNED
Bobing About: Everybody's dead Dave! Says: hi
Whiteboy : Ya
Whiteboy : HOLL!
Whiteboy : HOLLY!
Whiteboy : w00t
Whiteboy : *sings REd Dwarf theme*
Bobing About: Everybody's dead Dave! Says: aye
Whiteboy : u Scottish or English?
Whiteboy : (funny, my name is David)
Mr Graffitti: Mine its a TC, soon I will make a forum just for my mod here, with the storyline, pictures, information, blah blah.
Whiteboy: You mean a topic.
Mr Graffitti: Yeah i confuse those two words.
<DCoder> DCoder: fuck this, get some sleep before coding
<DCoder> Jason : how
<Renegade> As a person 90% awake at 7:26 AM with no sleep, I don't quite see how that is funny
<DCoder> "get some sleep" "how"
<DCoder> btw, you really should go to sleep already
<Renegade> I'm sitting here and I don't know if I'll be able to fall asleep if I go to bed..."how" is a damn good question!
Comment: 08:27 in my time, 07:27 in Ren's time, and he hasn't slept yet...
<TheTraveler> call me an ass
<TheTraveler> call me a prick
<TheTraveler> but dont call me TJ marsh
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<DCoder> o_O
<DCoder> hello
<Banshee> hello to you too, DCoder
<Banshee> why the "o_O"?
<DCoder> first time I see you here... actual you
<Banshee> actual me? explain
<DCoder> chielscape likes to log on as "Banshee" at random
<DCoder> he confesses it's him, but it's still confusing
<Banshee> yes, i certainly do
<DCoder> well then stop it
<Banshee> i dont think the "actual me" ever comes here
<DCoder> hence o_O
<DCoder> now /nick back to normal before I boot you at random
<Banshee> second time i got peeps to believe im really banshee
*** Banshee is now known as ChielScape
Comment: Second time it worked =D
<BobingAbout> :3
<DonutArnold> :#
<DonutArnold> damn
<DonutArnold> why i always push Shift when i'm trying to write letter 3
<DonutArnold> :#
<DonutArnold> aw shit
<DonutArnold> again!
<DonutArnold> .3
<DonutArnold> aaargh!
<BobingAbout> # is also next to the enter, not above the 3, above the 3 is the pound sign
<DCoder> not everyone uses your UK-based keyboard layout
<DCoder> just FYI
<BobingAbout> ;P
<BobingAbout> and above the 2 is a ", @ is above the '
<BobingAbout> which is next to the #
<ChielScape> why dont you just make a picture so we have to ignore only 1 line, instead of a lot of them
Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - typical bob
<DCoder> In the LAN tracker I use...
<DCoder> Ungodly amount of uploaders have uploaded lesbian porn, one guy uploaded a gay porno flick, and one uploaded a zoo clip. One of the uploaders got banned for his contribution. Which one you imagine it was?
<DoctorDestiny> gay.
<DCoder> yep
<DoctorDestiny> Fail.
<DCoder> how'd you guess?
<DoctorDestiny> Nobody gives a shit about zoo porn but gay? STOP THE INTERNET! TWO MEN! RUUUUUUUUUN
<DCoder> haha
<DCoder> so true
Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - porn trackers
<Renegade> are we talking about a guy who's calling himself after an infamous spy-/adware program?
<DCoder> yes
<DCoder> at least I am
<Renegade> ...and Arnold questions why he's displaying signs of stupidity?
Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - rhetorical questions
DCoder : I think I figured out the whole of map actions format just now... and Im afraid my brain is starting to leak from the insanity
pd : lol
pd : what's up with it?
DCoder : I knew it was kinda messed up, but this bad...
[explanation of internal code spaghetti]
DCoder : I mapped it all out on a spreadsheet and I think there is no way they could have managed this without drinking a lot
DCoder : probably didnt invent it without drinking a lot, either
DCoder : :S
pd : lol
pd : yeah it's weird how you can do such things when drinking a lot xD
pd : i coded half of rockpatch while drunk >.< explains a few things i think
Comment: Madness in Westwood's code leads to a revelation! (MSN)
<ORCACommander> umm download is mising
<Hello There> Hello. Where can I download it?
<IcySon55> Are you a parrot? You keep saying hello...want a cracker?
Mark -: l44t, got a better weapon!
DCoder: l44t? wtf, your leetspeek module got hacked? :P
Mark -: Nope. I figure l44t > l33t > l22t > l11t :P
<Nod_Trooper> The man working on the mods, yes, go to the peoples that worked on Dusk and Rise of Omnius and ask them how they did it!
<Nod_Trooper> They got those mods which be needing the FS inis to be playing game correctly.
<Nod_Trooper> So why not be asking them how they being doing it!
<DCoder> Me being finding this stupiding ideaing reallying retarding!
<DCoder> What being actualing meaning of your ideaing?
<DCoder> And what thating havening to doing with ETSing, which being a patching, not a modding?
<DCoder> You explaining your suggestioning not welling.
<DCoder> Refining your probleming pleasing.
<DCoder> Oww, I think my brain stopped.
Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=233447 - Gerunds!
[18:37:52] * IcySon55 has joined #RenProj
[18:37:56] <DCoder> hey
[18:37:59] <IcySon55> yo
[18:38:08] <IcySon55> let's see if it works now
[18:38:09] * IcySon55 has left irc.gamernet.org (Quit: IcySon55)
Comment: This is slowly turning into a running gag
Chronojam: If we're talking YR, EA is definitely Yuri. Mass-producing (cloning) expensive yet average-rate goods (Initiates) while taking over (mind control) others, moving resources and their programmers all over (slave miners! Poor Westwood) while treating the programmers not-always-nicely... and just plain tearing apart good things because they want something new (grinders!).
Comment: ( http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=90414#90414 )
* Renegade pokes DCoder
* DCoder dodges
* Renegade holds the poking stick next to D's head
<Renegade> "Dodge this!"
<DCoder> that would be far more believable had you used a firearm
<Renegade> well, excuse me for not making a more believable trinity...I happen to look bad in leather catsuits.
Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj
Renegade: /me - Now Playing: Disturbed - Shout
DCoder -: Natalie Imbruglia - Unknown Album - Torn ( No Genre )
DCoder -: note to self, update the MP3 tags
<two minutes later>
DCoder -: Genesis - Follow You Follow Me
Renegade: That's _quite_ an updated ID3-tag
<DCoder> fen's file transfer for some reason triggered "Hi, would you like to use Sharing Folders?" crap
<DCoder> which consequently locked up my machine, dropped my internet connection, and made all the hard drives invisible to windows
<DCoder> and therefore msn is now officially firewood
Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - Last of the four evils of Microsoft
DCoder: "mastermind is tougher than a Rhino"
UNKeeper: "no, it [mastermind] has the same armor as the Rhino - heavy"
Comment: ( http://forums.cncden.com/showthread.php?p=208635#post208447 )
<darknessvolt> I think it would be better if you will use rulesmd.ini because I never use rockpatch in editing.
Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=193555#193555
Whiteboy: And hot DVDs in the ass is not pleasant, I've tried that
Comment: Talking about Nero DVD+R recording...
THE ONE TO RULE: He [DCoder] called me an advanced noob!
THE ONE TO RULE: I regard that as a compliment.
[17:15:35]Renegade : *sigh*...this arguing with Christians is pretty exhausting
<snip>
[17:24:52]Renegade : it works, and it works better than anything similar before
[17:25:20]Renegade : you're a god, and unlike other gods I talked about this hour, you actually exist ;)
Comment: 2004 Nov 12, discussing AI E V2 beta
<Jesus_Christotaurus> SHUT UP AND BEND OVER.
<sirmods> *has a titanium lock covering privates*
<Jesus_Christotaurus> *Saws it off* SPARTAAAAAA
<sirmods> *kicks Chris into hole* SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<Jesus_Christotaurus> Ren add that in the quote gallery
Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj
Renegade: Last night I had an epiphany...a revelation
DCoder -: uh oh
Renegade: I heard that
Comment: I find his lack of faith...disturbing.
DCoder on the trials and tribulations of assembly:
<DCoder> for example - I spent fifteen minutes reading a single function (fourty or fifty lines of asm code)
<DCoder> just to find out that all it did was case-insensitive strcmp
Comment: Note by DCoder: I used OllyDbg at the time, which does not have ways to recognize standard functions like IDA does - the function *is* strnicmp
<ChielScape> omg, why haz i saevd naruto pr0n...
Comment: that is worth three wtf's there.
DCoder -: "To access our wireless hi-speed Internet, please insert the provided usb key into an USB port in your computer. After doing that, attach the provided device to your genital area. Once you start to feel the device's static field frying your pubic hair, the connection has been established.
If connection quality is dissatisfying, please insert the device deeper into your genital spaces. If you feel a sensation, enjoy it while you can, it will soon turn to pain."
DCoder -: And all I have to do is click a button and type in a person's IP. Fzzzt, 20kV in the testicles = no more moron.
DCoder -: or, should the electricity idea fail, I could place a miniature explosive in the device...
DCoder - :That could mark a new meaning for "explosive orgasm" -_-
Whiteboy: >_>
Whiteboy: i laughed, but it felt evil.
Comment: DCoder trying to take over the internet. Well, no surprises there :P
DCoder: meh
DCoder: the day EALA's cnc is as good as Westwood's, I'll start learning ballet
Whiteboy: xD
Comment: On C&C3...
<DCoder> thats what they say about hentai games, bob, ITS ALL ABOUT THE STORY
<BobingAbout> depends what type of pervert is reading it
<BobingAbout> or playing it
<BobingAbout> or just jacking while looking at the porn
<MagicMan> guilty
<MagicMan> oh wait
<DCoder> lol
<MagicMan> SHIT
<BobingAbout> ROFL
Whiteboy: >_>
Whiteboy: i laughed, but it felt evil.
Whiteboy: still, quoted
Whiteboy: erm, i can't be bothered to quote it. you do it :P
Comment: Stay tuned, Whiteboy will quote the real thing soon enough. I think.
