DCoder -: somebody should troll his christian forum with DOES ST PAUL TAKE JESUS IN THE ASS?
sirmods : lol4
Von Kriplespac: xD!!!!!
sirmods : You'd be perfect for that. XD
DCoder -: (you see, this is why I try to stay away from babbling christians)
DCoder -: no, carno would
sirmods : :-O
sirmods : OMG.
Von Kriplespac: LOL
sirmods : Holy shit.
sirmods : That's
sirmods : the best idea ever.
sirmods : Let Carno loose in a Christian forum.
sirmods : XD
DCoder -: he's also got the full ammo of 7chan / sagubooru / whatever else
Von Kriplespac: I love it.
sirmods : XD
Comment: Talking about http://biblocality.com/forums/showthread.php?t=912
(IcySon55) starts out as quiet day on PPM
(IcySon55) with you/your avatar sitting in the RA2 moderation chair
(IcySon55) i'm explaining the flash video
(IcySon55) that'll never happen
(IcySon55) nice and quiet video for about 10 seconds
(IcySon55) then out of nowhere, a n00b pops up and talks really fast, "hey guys looks at my mods map! its teh best!!!!eleven"
(IcySon55) this is with real voices
(IcySon55) so from behind your chair, you take out a sniper and pop his head off
(IcySon55) camera centers on the now mangled n00b on the floor
(IcySon55) and begins to be encircled by rings made of letters saying "N00B Power"
(IcySon55) and slowly rises off the ground and comes to life! with!
(IcySon55) The sword of Kane C&P building!
(IcySon55) SNIPED
(IcySon55) the video goes on like this for a while until you detonate a nuke on the horde of n00bs that have gathered
(IcySon55) the end
(!DCoder) ...
(IcySon55) then Banshee walks in, kneels before the fallen n00bs, and tells you to GTFO
(!DCoder) OMG YOU KILLED NOOBS! YOU BASTARD!
(IcySon55) thus concludes DCoder's history of PPM modding
Comment: On #RenProj (Some comments were removed)
<Renegade> your posts are just slightly above viagra spam on the significance scale
<MRMidas> But viagra is _useful_
Comment: http://forums.renegadeprojects.com/showthread.php?tid=1185 - of guests and c1a1is
Jason : yesterday I was coding a modular login system, and im like "screw this, this will take forever." and deleted 2000+ lines of code lmao
DCoder: lol
Jason : I guess i need some patience :P
Jason : Can I download patience?
Jason : because that would own
Comment: Jason == QuantumHybrid from C-GEN.
Universal/Yotta: Oh yea and if you keep on bringing up that Haydn voxel issue ure just an idiot like the rest of those people because there was no readme file attached to that eurofighter voxel etc...
Fenring: Uh, no, we're not idiots. You clearly did not make it. A lack of a readme is no justification for STEALING A FUCKING VOXEL and then having the audacity to pass it off as your own!
[I thought this was priceless so I'm posting it here for everyone to see!]
Comment: When you thought n00bs couldn't get any stupider, they do.
<Carnotaurus> Wild Pikachu Appeared!
<Carnotaurus> Go, Mammoth Tank!
<Carnotaurus> Mammoth Tank used cannons!
<Carnotaurus> Wild Pikachu is in 30 pieces!
<Carnotaurus> Mammoth Tank gained 1 veterancy, and autoheal!
Comment: rofling @renproj
DCoder: create a new file, name it like mail.php, put this code in it:
DaViD : A new file?
Comment: followed by a /block a minute later...
AlliedG: hows mod
Fenring: Which one? :p
AlliedG: lol the good one :p
Fenring: Which good one? :p
AlliedG: lol
AlliedG: yr ones
Fenring: My mods are good... they say hello. :p
AlliedG: lol
Comment: My mods do speak to me... It's crazy I tell you.
Judeau : PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO MARA
Carnivean : Later
Judeau : NOW
Judeau : THE KITTENS COMMAND YOU
Carnivean : It's low using kittens to grab followers
Carnivean : none can resist
Comment: trimmed for humor - Ren
<Carnotaurus> I want C&C3 on my DS so bad..Kane's Wrath on the C&C95 engine. Fuck the fancy graphics
<Carnotaurus> all I want are C&C3 units as C&C1 sprites, touch screen sidebar, all the vos and music, oh, and....no campaign
<Carnotaurus> just skirmish or online
<Carnotaurus> Kane's Wrath 95 on wifi...
<Carnotaurus> ah what a dream
<DonutArnold> haha
<Carnotaurus> though the fucking Redeemer will probably take up the screen
<Carnotaurus> with is faggotry
=-= Carnotaurus was booted from #renproj by Diablo (Pass bitte auf was du sagst!)
-->| Carnotaurus has joined #renproj
<Carnotaurus> blow me, Diablow
<DonutArnold> xD
<Carnotaurus> I hate that fucking bot
Comment: more rofling @renproj
<ChielScape> reminds me i need to pick some nice hentai to watch together next weekend
Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - Follow the yellow /b/rick road...
Renegade: I think the standard (grey) pavement on urban maps is actually grass.
Renegade: A little stony, but still grass.
Comment: Westwood logic, yeah baby.
<Carnotaurus> INTERNET IS COMMUNISM.
<Nyerguds>YES
<Nyerguds> INTERNET IS COMMUNISM! SUPER SOVIET STALIN MARIO AND HIS GODDAMN TUBES!
<Chelseyrl> Katie accidentally joined #officialhobos instead of #officialhoobs
<NinjaPaper> XD
<Jonpro> lol
<Jonpro> is that a real channel?
<Chelseyrl> it is now
<DCoder1337> apparently the C++ STL documentation explicitly advises against doing what Westwood did
<DCoder1337> "When it is necessary to increase capacity(), vector usually increases it by a factor of two. It is crucial that the amount of growth is proportional to the current capacity(), rather than a fixed constant: in the former case inserting a series of elements into a vector is a linear time operation, and in the latter case it is quadratic."
<AlexB__> so the question is: did westwood know 10 is a constant?
/** context: Westwood's vectors always increase their capacity by 10 **/
Comment: irc.freenode.net#renproj - #define true false
<sirmods> Omg.
<sirmods> I just found this on the forum of that stupid bastard on EA forums
<sirmods> http://biblocality.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2042
<Kane> Im not going back to that site
<Kane> I had to see horrible things like
<Kane> crosses
<Kane> ;_;
<sirmods> XD!
<Kane> I like Hammers and Sickles, and titties.
<sirmods> XD!
<Kane> those dont scare me
<Kane> AHH MOTHERLAND NIPPON
Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj // K is Carno
*** Joins: Nighthawk (~Nighthawk@ED70C231.DD5AA26E.1F9D6157.IP)
<DCoder> hey
<Nighthawk> Hello.
<Electro> hey
<Kiith-Sa> hi
<Nighthawk> Hello.
<Electro> no, nighthawk is not an automaton
<Nighthawk> Hello.
<Nighthawk> Hehe, sorry, couldn't resist.
Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - automatons
<BobingAbout> I tried linux, then the computer exploded
Comment: irc.freenode.net#renproj - blow it up
<BobingAbout> :3
<DonutArnold> :#
<DonutArnold> damn
<DonutArnold> why i always push Shift when i'm trying to write letter 3
<DonutArnold> :#
<DonutArnold> aw shit
<DonutArnold> again!
<DonutArnold> .3
<DonutArnold> aaargh!
<BobingAbout> # is also next to the enter, not above the 3, above the 3 is the pound sign
<DCoder> not everyone uses your UK-based keyboard layout
<DCoder> just FYI
<BobingAbout> ;P
<BobingAbout> and above the 2 is a ", @ is above the '
<BobingAbout> which is next to the #
<ChielScape> why dont you just make a picture so we have to ignore only 1 line, instead of a lot of them
Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - typical bob
Minimi- : <silly question>
Renegade: <answer> P.P.S.: Is it just me or have the n00bs grown more stupid over the past year? Just yesterday I had some guy (B.v.G) ask about stealing the code from other mods at my forums, now this...
DCoder -: Uh, Ren, Minimi == B.v.G(RenProj) == Pojahn(Sleip's Stuff/Revora).
Renegade: Well that certainly explains a lot x-p
Minimi- : I am B.v.G and Pojahn, but not Uh and Ren
Comment: http://www.deezire.net/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=11392
<Mathieas> what the heck is urban baby?
<milo_went> very populated, sweetie.
Comment: http://www.urbanbaby.com/
<Renegade> I'd say "Welcome to hell", but TibEd-users are a few circles further inside...
Comment: Upon meeting a happy and naive TibEd user in the forums
<Beowulf> you're more confused than blind lesbians in fish house. >_>
Ṧįғ Ḿởđşǻłǿŧ says:
Shit, I think you just found a way to give him a 5-finger prostate exam over IP
DCoder says:
that's one visual I didn't want to have
DCoder -: IRC, will ya
Whiteboy: it';s COMING
DCoder -: even fuckin trillian has irc capabilities
Whiteboy: like a girl going down on me, while masturbating.
DCoder -: thats not technically possible, but lol
Whiteboy: ...die :P
Whiteboy: well, MY girl has twin vaginii.
Comment: A Brilliant Mind II
<BobingAbout> lol
<BobingAbout> lol
<DoctorDestiny> said the furry twins.
<DCoder> hahaha
<BobingAbout> you stole my joke
Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - Doc is Fen, see http://qdb.renegadeprojects.com/62
Fenring says:
wow...
He tried so hard.
I think I feel sorry for him.
No wait.
That was gas.
My mistake.
Comment: If only the subject of the discussion had any idea we're talking about him... it'd be a priceless show.
Ã?roke - Death by multimeter! says:
"Female with strain relief"
"Use with mating power jacks "
https://www.jameco.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?langId=-1&storeId=10001&catalogId=10001&productId=191492
wthigon says:
thats like tech porn
Comment: Nothing is clean content nowdays...
Jason : im on my 6th Vault (some kind of coke-citris drink that makes me hyper)
DCoder: hyper crazy monkey
Jason : like you? :P
DCoder: Im not hyper
Jason : lol
DCoder: Im phlegmatic
DCoder: http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&q=phlegmatic
Jason : lol
Jason : oppisate
Jason : opposate
Jason : oppasite
Jason : blah
DCoder: hahahahaha
Comment: Jason's hyperactive :p
Nucl34r14: who, where, where's my shotgun?
Gaylord -: kill me quick!
Eaglemc -: BANG
*entith2290@hotmail.com has left the conversation.
pd: you hit the wrong guy
Comment: Gaylord == Whiteboy
ChielScape: quote 476 is simply awesome
ChielScape: tell ren i love him
Comment: unrequited love?
<Electro> Kittah: shut up, D's in code agony
<Kittah> he always is
<Kittah> he's doing it to himself
<Kittah> just like some sort of heroin junky
<Kittah> except he's sniffing it through his brain
<Kittah> which is not what you do with heroin
<Kittah> the sniffing that is
<Kittah> there probably are people who directly inject it into their brains
Comment: irc://irc.gamernet.org#RenProj - Westwood is driving DCoder nuts, part II
[19:30] <*Renegade> an ETA of four mins for bob
[19:34] BobingAbout joins
Comment: Ren's psychic? Or is this just a deja vu? You be the judge...
* Cloud_ax sleeps with aja.... i mean what? >.>
<livelovelaugh> o.o
<heyaja> o.o
<Cloud_ax> o.o
* livelovelaugh smacks Cloud
<Cloud_ax> ah my face
<livelovelaugh> Did you ask her first?!
DoctorDestiny: Dude. You know what sucks... FORGETTING TO ATTACH YOUR RESUME TO AN EMAIL TO AN EMPLOYER!
Comment: bummer, eh
Bobing About says: lol
Whiteboy says: olo
Whiteboy says: ^^^ is it the reverse of lol, or is it male genitalia?
* DCoder is listening to 0. foobar2000 playing Enigma - Water (Creativity) {#02 - Erotic Dreams}
<Renegade> should clear the album ID3, next time
<DCoder> nah
<Renegade> okay...sweet dreams tonight ;)
<DCoder> rofl
<DCoder> you havent listened to Enigma, have you
<Renegade> Only the Matrix Theme techno remix
<DCoder> then you know their focus is instrumentals, not lyrics :p
<Renegade> Had I sex, I'd focus on instruments rather than vocals, too
Comment: Yet another smart-aleck comment from your favourite Red Blinking Head
CannisRabidus: I don't expect a hammer to function as a decent microwave oven either.
<DCoder> btw, saber, you might want to apply some stealth, cause Electro was moaning just yesterday how he needs your help with his animation format
* Saberhawk is now known as NotSaberhawk
<Renegade> the interesting question, of course, is now:
<Renegade> if "Yuri" is lesbian hentai, is lesbians fucking guys with strap-ons "Yuri's Revenge"?
Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - curious minds want to know
<AlexB> i really want to see the first terrorist covered in cum to evade airport security...
<DCoder> oh, brilllllllant
<DCoder> leftovers from TS
<DCoder> you want to hax this game? as in, run your own shellcode? all you need to do is [edited away]
<Electro> what...
<Electro> the...
<Electro> FUCK
<Electro> how the hell do you screw up that bad?
<DCoder> classic buffer overflow
<DCoder> if you don't know what that is, don't touch my C/C++
<Electro> I know what a buffer overflow is
<DCoder> okay then
<Electro> but... the question is...
<DoctorDestiny> wut's a buffer?
Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - good question
<Whiteboy> wow
<Whiteboy> CloakRadiusInCells= actually works?
* DCoder blinks
* DCoder blinks again
<DCoder> surprises never end, do they?
<Whiteboy> well.. i can suck my waiting-to-be-sucked dick
<Whiteboy> IT
<Whiteboy> I MEANT IT can...
<Whiteboy> I'm not that flexible... (unfortunately)
*** Whiteboy was kicked from #RenProj by DCoder (Too. Much. Information.)
Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj
ORCACommander- Join GDI! We Kick Ass! says:
trojen downloaders aren't that dangerus
» Šįғ Ḿởđşǻłǿŧ « ¦¿¡¿Ħěļĺ �ễẳħ¡¿¡¦ says:
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ORCACommander- Join GDI! We Kick Ass! says:
they mostly send viruses to other people
» Šįғ Ḿởđşǻłǿŧ « ¦¿¡¿Ħěļĺ �ễẳħ¡¿¡¦ says:
If I lived with you and I were an IT admin I would pimp slap the SHIT out of you for saying that.
Comment: MSN
<Bikerboy7> Apparently you didnt catch my sarcasm
<Shinigami> Sorry, I'm used to people being stupid.
Comment: http://www.cannis.net/forum/index.php?s=&showtopic=3491&view=findpost&p=88025
Renegade: heh
Renegade: just had a great idea
Renegade: why rely on CVS at all? it's just for publishing reasons anyway, in my case...
Renegade: I'll try if I can set up a cron job to ftp to destructionmod.com and upload the latest INIs for me
DCoder -: o_O
what are you trying to achieve? TD BETA INIs UNSTABLE NIGHTLY BUILD or what?
Renegade: ROFLMAO ...yeah, kinda
<stephen1341> whenever i start ra2yr and click on skirmish it gives me the ie.
<stephen1341> when i remove the map it works fine.
<stephen1341> if you could download the map and look at it with final alert 2 yuri's revenge
<stephen1341> and diagnose the problem i would b thankful
<Vinifera7> Based on your "detailed" report I have come to the following conclusion:
<Vinifera7> The map is causing problems. Remove it.
Renegade: Last night I had an epiphany...a revelation
DCoder -: uh oh
Renegade: I heard that
Comment: I find his lack of faith...disturbing.
<Renegade> I'll be out pretending to have a life tonight
Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - let's play pretend that it comes naturally
<Renegade> pfft
<Renegade> I could totally fill an XXXL condom
<DCoder> suuuure
<Renegade> why do you think I turned on spam deletion?
<DCoder> hehe
<Renegade> my doctor says if I take one more penis enlargement pill, I'll be unable to get into my room
<DCoder> and you won't be able to lie down, or low flying aircraft will start crashing into it?
<Renegade> no, I'm actually taking drugs to prevent me from getting an erection
<Renegade> as I'd die of blood loss if that happened
<DCoder> aww
<Renegade> but it's useful limp as well
<Renegade> once I caught an entire herd of cows using it as a lasso
<DCoder> nice
<Renegade> no, nice was when the stallions from the next range looked over in envy
<DCoder> uh huh
<DCoder> as if they can mentally equate your anatomy with theirs
<Renegade> oh, they didn't at first
<Renegade> they only caught on when all the mares started rowing up at the fence
<DCoder> ...
<DCoder> I have strange friends
<Renegade> with gigantic penises!
<DCoder> I wouldn't play poker against you
<Renegade> because of my giant dick?
<DCoder> no, because you managed to tell that whole story with a straight face
Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - megashlongs
