<Whiteboy> wow
<Whiteboy> CloakRadiusInCells= actually works?
* DCoder blinks
* DCoder blinks again
<DCoder> surprises never end, do they?
<Whiteboy> well.. i can suck my waiting-to-be-sucked dick
<Whiteboy> IT
<Whiteboy> I MEANT IT can...
<Whiteboy> I'm not that flexible... (unfortunately)
*** Whiteboy was kicked from #RenProj by DCoder (Too. Much. Information.)
Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj
Topic: Naked Tanya SHP
Renegade: I *will* do it
PD: that sounds like a promise
BobingAbout: where does she keep her C4?
Renegade: better: a feature
Renegade: well, whole babies fit inside women
BobingAbout: nooo
Renegade: I'd love to see your face now
BobingAbout: :D
BobingAbout: so would i :|
Renegade: probably I'll leave her belt
Renegade: she needs her deagles
BobingAbout: belt is a good idea.
Comment: 25th March 2005
<Renegade> pfft
<Renegade> I could totally fill an XXXL condom
<DCoder> suuuure
<Renegade> why do you think I turned on spam deletion?
<DCoder> hehe
<Renegade> my doctor says if I take one more penis enlargement pill, I'll be unable to get into my room
<DCoder> and you won't be able to lie down, or low flying aircraft will start crashing into it?
<Renegade> no, I'm actually taking drugs to prevent me from getting an erection
<Renegade> as I'd die of blood loss if that happened
<DCoder> aww
<Renegade> but it's useful limp as well
<Renegade> once I caught an entire herd of cows using it as a lasso
<DCoder> nice
<Renegade> no, nice was when the stallions from the next range looked over in envy
<DCoder> uh huh
<DCoder> as if they can mentally equate your anatomy with theirs
<Renegade> oh, they didn't at first
<Renegade> they only caught on when all the mares started rowing up at the fence
<DCoder> ...
<DCoder> I have strange friends
<Renegade> with gigantic penises!
<DCoder> I wouldn't play poker against you
<Renegade> because of my giant dick?
<DCoder> no, because you managed to tell that whole story with a straight face
Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - megashlongs
<Don> *question*
<Renegade> Also, be reminded that we are not PPM. You are not protected from any kind of hostility such overly unintelligent questions stirr up. Not to mention that it has been pointed out to me that you already are blacklisted for ripping LaoTze's and DarkElf's work.
<Renegade> iow: How about you just get lost before things turn really ugly?
* _three_months_ pass *
<Don> Just shut up u girl friend fucking guy
<Don> Things really are gonna get ugly why dont u just ban me
<pd> 1) Bump a 3 month old topic
<pd> 2) Offend an admin
<pd> 3) Tell him to ban you
<pd> 4) ???
<pd> 5) BANHAMMER!!!
<DCoder> Since he asked for it, I'm happy to help.
*DCoder bans Don
<Blade> I don't get the girlfriend fucking comment... surely if you have a girlfriend then fucking her would be a good thing no?
Comment: RenProj forums... http://forums.renegadeprojects.com/showthread.php?tid=854#pid11253
Renegade: heh
Renegade: just had a great idea
Renegade: why rely on CVS at all? it's just for publishing reasons anyway, in my case...
Renegade: I'll try if I can set up a cron job to ftp to destructionmod.com and upload the latest INIs for me
DCoder -: o_O
what are you trying to achieve? TD BETA INIs UNSTABLE NIGHTLY BUILD or what?
Renegade: ROFLMAO ...yeah, kinda
<Pythorn> How can I do the new tank to my map? I have read the instructions thousands of times, but I just can't get it. Also, I would like to give the tank fully new look so it has its own shps, not old ones. How can that be done?
<The Colonel> You MAKE one.
Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=155763#155763
DCoder: meh
DCoder: the day EALA's cnc is as good as Westwood's, I'll start learning ballet
Whiteboy: xD
Comment: On C&C3...
<DCoder>: oh come on
<DCoder>: stupid control panel is still installing its crap
<lt_Albrecht>: :P
<lt_Albrecht>: how much RAM has that lappy got?
<DCoder>: I remember when drivers were small enough to not require a CD for installation
<lt_Albrecht>: XD
<DCoder>: 2 GB iirc
<lt_Albrecht>: what did they come on? A slip of paper covered in 1s and 0s, o aged one?
<DCoder>: get off my lawn, you
<DCoder>: :P
<lt_Albrecht>: XD
Comment: Oh wise Dcoder of the mountain...
[Christmas Thread]
<snip>
Oshog:
@ Lt. Albrecht. Jesus was real. Do not doubt that. But he was no god. He was an innovator and a Jewish revolutionairy.
Yay for Christmas. Presents.
<snip>
Revolutionary:
@Oshog
Quote:"Jewish revolutionary"
im not jewish and i am not aware that i have a jewish counterpart
DCoder -: I remember our school PCs...
Whiteboy: "Bad security" is what I remember
DCoder -: some smartass wrote a program that changed the wallpaper into an 800x600 photo of a dick every time someone logged on
DCoder -: *some smartass whistles innocently*
DCoder -: took the teachers a month to figure it out
DCoder -: fucking computer-illiterates
DCoder -: it was simply TOO easy to do something nasty
Whiteboy: ROFL
<Renegade15> sounds like it has file-based sharing permissions
<Chelsey> less nerd, more english
DCoder on the trials and tribulations of assembly:
<DCoder> for example - I spent fifteen minutes reading a single function (fourty or fifty lines of asm code)
<DCoder> just to find out that all it did was case-insensitive strcmp
Comment: Note by DCoder: I used OllyDbg at the time, which does not have ways to recognize standard functions like IDA does - the function *is* strnicmp
* NotSaberhawk (mark@burn-7C840C0D.dhcp.embarqhsd.net) has joined #renproj
<~Renegade> :O
<~Renegade> the evil twin saber is sneaking up on the good one!
* Saberhawk (mark@burn-7C840C0D.dhcp.embarqhsd.net) Quit (Ping timeout)
<~Renegade> :O :O he killed him!
<ShaRose> THE SHIT JUST FIT THE FAN MAN
<ShaRose> WE ARE ALL FUCKED
* ~Renegade arms himself
<~Renegade> stay back, NotSaber! I have a bot and I'm not afraid to use him!
<&Diablo> right on.
<Smartass> Male homosexuality and transgender are sin according to the bible, I don't remember girl on girl being mentioned in the bible
<Smartass> which means God is just as big of a pervert as the est of us
Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - revelations (Smartass is Carno)
DCoder: I am so glad I added yoshq to my Ignore List so I don't have to read his bullshit.
<DCoder> print '&#' . ord . ';' for split //, $foo;
<DCoder> perl (prints a html-entity-fied version of the $foo string)
<DCoder> scarily terse
<DCoder> and so many english words
<Judeau> hehe
<Judeau> what is foo ?
<DCoder> $foo holds a certain string, lets say "a<b" and this turns it into A<B which is html escaped a<b
<DCoder> actually, more scary than perl is the fact that I typed down those charcodes from memory
<DCoder> god I need help
<Judeau> yes
<Judeau> yes you do
Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj //DC says: actually, those codes are "A<B", not "a<b", but still, ergh
THE ONE TO RULE: He [DCoder] called me an advanced noob!
THE ONE TO RULE: I regard that as a compliment.
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[20:28] <IcySon55> this better not disconnect me
[20:28] IcySon55 has left irc.gamernet.org (Quit: IcySon55)
Comment: It was funny for a while...
<DCoder> In the LAN tracker I use...
<DCoder> Ungodly amount of uploaders have uploaded lesbian porn, one guy uploaded a gay porno flick, and one uploaded a zoo clip. One of the uploaders got banned for his contribution. Which one you imagine it was?
<DoctorDestiny> gay.
<DCoder> yep
<DoctorDestiny> Fail.
<DCoder> how'd you guess?
<DoctorDestiny> Nobody gives a shit about zoo porn but gay? STOP THE INTERNET! TWO MEN! RUUUUUUUUUN
<DCoder> haha
<DCoder> so true
Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - porn trackers
<Von Kriplespac> Hmm
<Von Kriplespac> You may have to set the humper to Slave but um
<Von Kriplespac> ...
<Von Kriplespac> Jumper
<Von Kriplespac> not humber
<Von Kriplespac> ..
<Von Kriplespac> FUCK
Comment: MSN; the gutter; Von's mind; etc.
<BobingAbout|yoyo> i bought it
<BobingAbout|yoyo> do you know how much it cost?
<DCoder> no?
<BobingAbout|yoyo> neither do i, i forgot
Comment: A Brilliant Mind III
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<QuantumHybrid> personaly, msn < irc
<saberhawk> .music send 003
<saberhawk> Yeah, totally dead. :P
<DoctorDestiny> And why do people say nerved when they mean nerfed? Who the fuck taught these people?
<DCoder> westwood?
<DoctorDestiny> The Westwood School of Grammar. Come learn things the wrong way!
<DoctorDestiny> -_-
<DCoder> exactly
<DoctorDestiny> And we offer programming courses! Learn how to confuse the shit out of anyone trying to read your game code!
<DCoder> Without crashing the game in the process!
<DoctorDestiny> We also offer spaghetti code courses for advanced users.
<DoctorDestiny> Oh. Is not crashing a requisite for getting a degree from the Westwood School of Bad Programming?
<DCoder> at least on default settings, yes
<DCoder> if your game has moddability that crashes everytime but isnt used in the default config, you get BONUS POINTS
<DoctorDestiny> Then why can I crash unmodded RA2 and unmodded YR? :p
<DCoder> cause westwood didn't get BONUS POINTS
Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - Westwood School of Grammar
<DCoder> DCoder: fuck this, get some sleep before coding
<DCoder> Jason : how
<Renegade> As a person 90% awake at 7:26 AM with no sleep, I don't quite see how that is funny
<DCoder> "get some sleep" "how"
<DCoder> btw, you really should go to sleep already
<Renegade> I'm sitting here and I don't know if I'll be able to fall asleep if I go to bed..."how" is a damn good question!
Comment: 08:27 in my time, 07:27 in Ren's time, and he hasn't slept yet...
<DoctorDestiny> Time to get IE7 Pro on my laptop.
<DCoder> lol
<DoctorDestiny> It rules.
<DonutArnold> What does it have so "pro"?
<DCoder> propellers
<DCoder> distracting you from noticing the rest is crap
<DonutArnold> lol
<DonutArnold> xD
<DoctorDestiny> Oh quiet.
Comment: I'm "Pro" microsoft now :p
<tate> whiteboy your weard and i don't like your mod
<Ahrotahntee> I found the most horrid naming convention today
<Ahrotahntee> and what's hilarious is it doesn't sound like a bad idea until you come across this specific example
<Ahrotahntee> I work with an AS/400 computer along with Icy on some days, they don't support long names
<Ahrotahntee> so I found a username or library name or something that was for an assistant (abbrievated ASST) Amer. The log entry read: 42 files changed by/in ASSTAMER
Sir Modsalot: "Jan 31st will be an interesting one" Hmmmmm? :P
DCoder: first ares build for testers since pd quit in mid-october :p
DCoder: fucktons of new toys from their pov
Sir Modsalot: Ahhhhh
Sir Modsalot: Like what?
DCoder: like solid buildings, so projectiles will actually collide with them instead of flying right through
Sir Modsalot: .....what the....... wow. I never expected that.....
DCoder: yeaaaah
DCoder: welcome to the new world
Sir Modsalot: How the hell did you do that?
DCoder: magic
DCoder: like a lot of things I do
Sir Modsalot: DAMN YOU! Stop reading my mind.
Sir Modsalot: I was about to ask if you had a magic coding wand or something stashed in a drawer
Sir Modsalot: and some kind of Latin chant that you have memorised
Sir Modsalot: So that if you want to add something awesome that nobody could see coming you just pop the side panel off
Sir Modsalot: your system case and tap the hard drive with the wand, then recite the chant
Sir Modsalot: and *ding!* new Ares build.
Comment: msn - it's a kind of magic
[20:25] <Kiith-Sa> OK, going to code
[20:25] <Kiith-Sa> Continue with Icy- he's original unlike me
[20:26] <Kiith-Sa> :P
[20:26] <Kiith-Sa> see ya
[20:26] *** Quits: Kiith-Sa (Quit: Kiith-Sa)
[20:26] <BobingAbout> icy?
[20:27] <BobingAbout> you there?
... bobing, carno, bobing clone, random crap ...
[21:09] <IcySon55> better for sig!
[21:09] <IcySon55> http://sx.sytes.net/ppmkmc.png
[21:09] <Carnotaurus> XD!!!
[21:10] <BobingAbout> hey icy, you available to talk?
[21:10] <IcySon55> talk?
[21:10] <IcySon55> about what?
[21:10] <BobingAbout> i forgot
Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj
<Renegade> the interesting question, of course, is now:
<Renegade> if "Yuri" is lesbian hentai, is lesbians fucking guys with strap-ons "Yuri's Revenge"?
Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - curious minds want to know
<Saberhawk> but game.thisserversucksexecock was quite the opposite
Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - creative ways to bypass server blocks on ".exe"
<TDZane> sleeps for the weak i have dafince
<cookiecheese> dafince?
<TDZane> ugh and i actualy edited that
<TDZane> Caffine
Aurelius V: Amazing... someone with a brain on the Internet. :|
DCoder :lol, that should get quoted
Aurelius V: bahahahahaha :P
<ORCACommander> umm download is mising
<Hello There> Hello. Where can I download it?
<IcySon55> Are you a parrot? You keep saying hello...want a cracker?
---CONVO 1: ChielScape & SirModsalot---
ChielScape - boobs ALWAYS take priority! says:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v390/pn0yb0i_09/New%20Build/P4300053.jpg
ChielScape - boobs ALWAYS take priority! says:
DOING IT HORRIBLY WRONG
Ṧįғ Ḿởđşǻłǿŧ says:
LOL!
--==2 minutes later==--
---CONVO 2: ChielScape & Von Kriplespac---
Von Kriplespac says:
lol
Von Kriplespac says:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v390/pn0yb0i_09/New%20Build/P4300053.jpg
Ur doin it wrong
ChielScape - boobs ALWAYS take priority! says:
duh...
Comment: TIME PARADOX!
*** Joins: Kiitah-Khan (~52ab9029@gamer-E0AF7201.network.medialocation.de)
<BobingAbout> Yellow car, big tree
<DCoder> nice timing judeau
<Kiitah-Khan> I'm sure you've missed me all horribly :P
<DCoder> verily
<Kiitah-Khan> goodie, I feel despised :P
<Kiitah-Khan> Eh, either way
<Kiitah-Khan> wot's happening ?
<DCoder> bob's telling us what sort of porn fen likes
<DCoder> we're trying to purge that info from our brain
<Kiitah-Khan> Ah, lucky
<Kiitah-Khan> I missed it
Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - luck
<Whiteboy> 2 Login to your site as the Super Administrator and click Upgrade via admin.
<Whiteboy> hmm....
<Whiteboy> I suppose I should login to my site as suepr administrator and click upgrade via admin.
<Whiteboy> *can't find upgrade via admin button*
<Whiteboy> *wets self*
<Renegade> [Whiteboy]
<Renegade> Armor=Pampers
Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj
<Delta> Hello everyone, i have become a idea
Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=280299
Ã?roke - Death by multimeter! says:
"Female with strain relief"
"Use with mating power jacks "
https://www.jameco.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?langId=-1&storeId=10001&catalogId=10001&productId=191492
wthigon says:
thats like tech porn
Comment: Nothing is clean content nowdays...
<Lt_Albrecht>: damn...
<Lt_Albrecht>: Run! To Gangland!
<DCoder>: come on, Be Quick Or Be Dead
<DCoder>: don't be Afraid To Shoot Strangers
<Lt_Albrecht>: I'll hide under the Total eclipse!
<DCoder>: and be called Public Enema Number One!
<Lt_Albrecht>: Hallowed Be thy Name
<Lt_Albrecht>: "Public Enema Number One!" EPIC LOL
Comment: I meant this bit...
pd says: hm
pd says: rating amazon sellers
pd says: i guess they'll wonder
pd says: why the hell i do that 3 months after purchasing
pd says: i'm too damn lazy
Comment: msn - lazytown
Gather 'round kids, time for a song about C93...(Song so very much taken for great Lulz.)
When I was a boy of 18, I had a special friend
Christian93 was kind, with good intent
But just a little different
Oh, special Christian93
his Mama dropped him on his head
Now he's not so bright instead
He's a little bit special
Just a little bit...
We'd play tag, and he'd get hurt
I'd play soldier, he'd eat dirt
I liked math, and the spelling bee
Christian93 liked talking to a tree
Oh, special Christian93
Mama dropped him on his head
Now she keeps him in the shed
Cause he's a little bit special
Just a little bit...
I ran track, hung out in malls
Christian93 ran headfirst into walls
I had girls and lots of clothes
Christian93 had names for all his toes
Oh, special Christian93
Mama dropped him on his head
Now he thinks he's a piece of bread
Cause he's a little bit special
Just a little bit...
one day talking to special Christian93
He grabbed a brick and he swung at my head
And as he laughed at me thats when I knew
That special Christian93 just made me special too
Now I laugh as I count bugs
I give strangers great big hugs
Next to me Christian93 is fine
Yeah he's a f---ing Einstein
Oh, Special Christian93 (and me)
Now we're not right in the head (you see)
Now we're not so bright instead
We're a little bit special
Just a little bit special
That f---er Christian93 made me special
Just a little bit
Just a little bit ... special
Comment: Haha, this was classic. // http://youtube.com/watch?v=hnrt0nKU6jM
<Nyoro-en> Hal Turner is a fuckhead.
<DCoder> news at eleven?
<Ayumu> And that's a newsflash how?
<Kiitah-Khan> ....yeeeeeeees, your point with stating the obvious is ?
<Ayumu> Indeed.
<DCoder> lol
<DCoder> triple kill
<Kiitah-Khan> hive mind
<Kiitah-Khan> holy shit :P
<Kiitah-Khan> double hivemind
<Ayumu> Needs more quad kill with grenades.
<Nyoro-en> Conscript Reporting.
<ChielScape> Needs more quadcore with grenades
Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - welcome to the fold...
pd, in a news post for his site:
First of all, I got several e-Mails which sayed that "The First Decade" wouldn't be patched.
So here my answer to all of them:
The patch is not usable on The First Decade yet!.
Romanian Guy:
Why are you so againt spotlighting voxels? Ooo now I remember, long time ago you released a black vehicle voxel, you keep said "Spotligth this now" but no one did becuse it was crap. Somehow that situation hurted your feelings and now are you agaist it
[:D repeated dozens of times]
Raminator:
i pick your left eye out you head and search for someone who has aids to pee in your eyehole...
Comment: Oh God, have mercy. -- http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=348674#348674
<Phobonaut> FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS ztyping RETARDED BULLSHIT ztype XCC MIXER REFUSES TO LOAD ANY OF THE .PAL FILES SO I CAN'T SEE SHIT AND IT'S ztyping PISSING ME OFF AND I'VE HAD IT, ztype SOMEONE HELP ME BEFORE I POP A VEIN...
<snip>
<DCoder> Pop a vein right now, if you wish. We're not the ones who'll have to clean it up.
<Carnotaurus> Wild Pikachu Appeared!
<Carnotaurus> Go, Mammoth Tank!
<Carnotaurus> Mammoth Tank used cannons!
<Carnotaurus> Wild Pikachu is in 30 pieces!
<Carnotaurus> Mammoth Tank gained 1 veterancy, and autoheal!
Comment: rofling @renproj
<Jesus_Christotaurus> SHUT UP AND BEND OVER.
<sirmods> *has a titanium lock covering privates*
<Jesus_Christotaurus> *Saws it off* SPARTAAAAAA
<sirmods> *kicks Chris into hole* SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<Jesus_Christotaurus> Ren add that in the quote gallery
Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj
DCoder -: um, lets say variable q is stored in the memory at 0x012345, then a pointer to variable q will contain 0x012345
MadIvan : does that mean that if q changes, so will the pointer to it change?
DCoder -: it stores the q's location, not the value
Renegade: woah, so much talk at this time of the day?!
MadIvan : 6:31AM here :P
DCoder -: same here
MadIvan : so what the purpose of the pointer then?I mean, why not have a second variable?
Renegade: I just watched Femme Fatale
Renegade: and could predict all important plot points
Renegade: so, while it was entertaining, it was boring at the same time
Renegade: then again, it had Rebecca Romijn lesbian sex, so who am I to complain?
DCoder -: if you have a function that takes a big struct as a parameter, what is more compact, sending it 4 bytes (an address of struct) or the entire struct?
MadIvan : 4 bytes
MadIvan : ah, i kind of get it now :P
DCoder -: :)
DCoder -: also, when you send the entire struct as a param, a *copy* of the struct is made, thus the original copy does not get changed
DCoder -: kinda bad when you want your function to change something in it
Renegade: you know, when I tell you about Rebecca Romijn having lesbian sex, and you continue to talk about c++/asm memory pointers as if nothing happened, I'd take that as a sign for a serious sexual disorder
<DrunkenGade> it's funny though
<DrunkenGade> they horribly fail at kidnapping salinas
<DrunkenGade> but they get carl between episodes
<caravelle> carl is stupid keep in mind
<DrunkenGade> salinas isn't too bright, either
* BrightSilence isn't too salinas either
