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#577 (Image) [ Down (-1) Up ] [Submitter: MT]

tomsons26lv:
[releasing some stuff based off pre-release YR screenshots. Snipped]
oh and if u have lags then add this to Ra2MD.ini coud work on ra2 maybe to

[Graphics.Advanced]
DirectX.Force=hardware
Surface.Composite.Memory=System
Surface.Composite.Force3D=yes

more info at http://forums.renegadeprojects.com/showthread.php?tid=1259

it works without rockpatch2/ares special tanks to DCoder

Comment: When people at PPM discover Ares - http://ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=26005

#576 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<DCoder> I have encountered people worse than noobs
<DCoder> they are the people who actually upload episodes of Teletubbies to my favourite tracker

#575 (Image) [ Down (44) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<DCoder> cute
<DCoder> my Amazon.co.uk recommendations consist of C++, Hacking, and Malware Forensics books
<DCoder> ...
<DCoder> and a Zapf Creations Barbie
<DCoder> wtf

#566 (Image) [ Down (-20) Up ] [Submitter: The Lieutenant]

Doctor Destiny says:
V FOR VENDETTA SUCKS, GOOD SIR.
Josh- V for Vendetta says:
lol
YOUR FACE SUCKS, GOOD SIR
Doctor Destiny says:
I DISAGREE, SIR.
Josh- V for Vendetta says:
AS DO I WITH YOUR OPINION]
Doctor Destiny says:
WELL SIR. I CHALLENGE YOU TO FISTICUFFS.
Josh- V for Vendetta says:
WELL SIR, I CHALLENGE YOU TO AN ENGLISH-NESS CONTEST

Comment: Politest internet arguement ever

#565 (Image) [ Down (0) Up ] [Submitter: Orac]

Romanian Guy:
Why are you so againt spotlighting voxels? Ooo now I remember, long time ago you released a black vehicle voxel, you keep said "Spotligth this now" but no one did becuse it was crap. Somehow that situation hurted your feelings and now are you agaist it
[:D repeated dozens of times]

Raminator:
i pick your left eye out you head and search for someone who has aids to pee in your eyehole...

Comment: Oh God, have mercy. -- http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=348674#348674

#563 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<DCoder> in the issue, it's StackHash, which suggests Microsoft's anti-hacking feature like ASLR or DEP
<Renegade> yeah, just found that
<Renegade> typical microsoft
<Renegade> you inject a whole shitload of code into a running program
<Renegade> execute it fine
<Renegade> and then, when you end it, its hacking protection fires
<Renegade> x_x

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - lol

#560 (Image) [ Down (0) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<DCoder> I might just code something badass for ares today
<Orac> I thought that Ares was already filled with badass
<DCoder> can never have too much badass
<DCoder> just like you can't have too much girl on girl action
<Orac> Will Ares have girl-on-girl?
<DCoder> lol
<ShaRose> add a cheat code
<Renegade> if you add a working EvaOnTanya=true, I'll personally patch wine to ensure Syringe runs
<ShaRose> ctrl+shift+h+j+f+b makes girl on girl action play as a movie over the map
<Renegade> (working as intended, not as coded ;) )
<DCoder> and where does the movie come from?
<Orac> That'd liven up YR
<ShaRose> well on the plus side it'd need to be small as hell
<Renegade> that's a plus side?
<Orac> It could be done as an HVA anim for a voxel.
<DCoder> lol
<Renegade> would be much more fun as an idle anim for Tanya, though
<Renegade> or as the cheer one
<Renegade> "press C for cunt"
<Renegade> or something
<DCoder> if you paint it, it will work

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - beware of boredom

#559 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Orac> So more of the "make YR work properly" variety of Ares tasks.
<DCoder> that would be a nice thing to do... so many requests, so little time
<Orac> Make the fan vote on the ones which are important, then do only those?
<DCoder> ew no
<Orac> make every new request require the applicant's kidney before being considered?
<DCoder> lol
<Renegade> I like his way of thinking
<Renegade> we could enable bug sponsoring
<Renegade> "This bug has priority because a fellow community member sacrificed his kidney for it!"

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - sponsored link

#558 (Image) [ Down (12) Up ] [Submitter: Fenring]

<benthespirit> I have uploded my sound card, no changement

Comment: C&C Den funnies: http://forums.cncden.com/showthread.php?t=25570

#555 (Image) [ Down (-12) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<DoctorDestiny> Fuck me sideways.
<DoctorDestiny> Then seven ways from Sunday.
<DoctorDestiny> While running.
<DCoder> kinky
<DoctorDestiny> You know me.

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - fetishistas

#554 (Image) [ Down (10) Up ] [Submitter: m666]

<DC|Weekend>: what technologies are we thinking of here?
<Renegade>: giant penises on apocalypse tanks.
<m666>: If we use trucka -> truckb idea, then the need for certain technologies disappear.
<DC|Weekend>: always relevant.
<Renegade>: of course. how else is the game gonna end in a virtual dick comparison? ^^
<m666>: XD
<Electro>: hah
<DC|Weekend>: well, you won't have a dangling pointer comparison without that either
<m666>: I don't know if that's a code reference or a penis joke.
<Electro>: wtf
<m666>: The sad thing is it could be both. XD
<DC|Weekend>: it is

#553 (Image) [ Down (-7) Up ] [Submitter: Electro]

<Kiith-Sa> lol: my mom now seems to be more anti-MS than myself
<Kiith-Sa> I guess I should stop talking about Linux that much

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - influence

#552 (Image) [ Down (-4) Up ] [Submitter: Electro]

<Saberhawk> http://06839.tinysd.com/
<Electro> I smell faeces
<Saberhawk> o_O
<Saberhawk> I'm sorry, there's no public interface yet
<Saberhawk> The only interface for adding links is hiding at https://secure.tinysd.com/
<Saberhawk> And you can't have access
* Electro steals access
<Saberhawk> Sure, good luck with that
<Saberhawk> There are only two ways into there
<Saberhawk> One of which is being me (good luck stealing the cryptographic keys needed to pull *that* off)
<Saberhawk> The other is paying me $50 a month ;)
* Electro pays Saberhawk $50i
* Saberhawk realizes that he should specify USD

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - money, money, money...

#551 (Image) [ Down (5) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<DCoder> oh, brilllllllant
<DCoder> leftovers from TS
<DCoder> you want to hax this game? as in, run your own shellcode? all you need to do is [edited away]
<Electro> what...
<Electro> the...
<Electro> FUCK
<Electro> how the hell do you screw up that bad?
<DCoder> classic buffer overflow
<DCoder> if you don't know what that is, don't touch my C/C++
<Electro> I know what a buffer overflow is
<DCoder> okay then
<Electro> but... the question is...
<DoctorDestiny> wut's a buffer?

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - good question

#550 (Image) [ Down (11) Up ] [Submitter: MT]

robertmurray1988: I want the AI always to choose GDI in skirmish mode. Is that possible and if so, what do I have to do?

hotrods20: im a little rusty on this game but if theres a rules ini look in there

#548 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: Electro]

<Electro> Wir sind allein.
<Renegade> Creepy, dude
* Renegade puts on a chastity belt

Comment: irc.burnirc.net #RenProj - after dark

#543 (Image) [ Down (9) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<Electro> behold the suckishness and creativity (or lack thereof) of my art:
<Electro> http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/1980/catomlogo.png
<DCoder> that's not how a magnet works

#542 (Image) [ Down (35) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

(talking about the lightposts in YR and how badly they look)
<DCoder> the stupid part is that there's no way to draw part of the cell brighter than the rest of the cell in that function
<DCoder> and that's why all those lightposts look like tiled goatse
<Saberhawk> Stop giving them that much credit.
<Saberhawk> goatse at least became an internet phenomenom

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - famous

#541 (Image) [ Down (6) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Renegade> the interesting question, of course, is now:
<Renegade> if "Yuri" is lesbian hentai, is lesbians fucking guys with strap-ons "Yuri's Revenge"?

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - curious minds want to know

#540 (Image) [ Down (12) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

*** Joins: Bob (52c9f42c@burn-680F0A3C.mibbit.com)
<DCoder> hi
<Renegade> heh
<Bob> hi,
<Renegade> hello there
<Bob> can i ask about something in red alert 2?
<DCoder> sure
<Bob> when i try to press on internet"to play it online"
<Bob> it tells me:
<Bob> the westood online support library is either missing or invalid please reinstall the shared internet components from you cd
<DCoder> have you tried doing that?
<Bob> nope
<Renegade> doing what the error suggests to resolve it might resolve the error.

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - we don't need no education

#539 (Image) [ Down (5) Up ] [Submitter: Albrecht]

EVA-251/evanb90 :: Open for APB, RA3:: Oh hai says:
If I have a missing model in Quake 1, it crashes to the console
After telling me what it could not find
Josh-I'M FREE! FUCKING FREEE!!!! says:
in YR....
to desktop
after leaving code crap
EVA-251/evanb90 :: Open for APB, RA3:: Oh hai says:
Code errors don't generally happen either, as you have to run your shit through a compiler
Josh-I'M FREE! FUCKING FREEE!!!! says:
yeah
EVA-251/evanb90 :: Open for APB, RA3:: Oh hai says:
And if they do happen, it tells me right down the segment of QC that is the problem after crashing to the console
*to the segment
The only times it crashes to the desktop is when there is a serious issue, like the game ran out of allocated RAM or the heapsize was too big
Josh-I'M FREE! FUCKING FREEE!!!! says:
unlike YR
which crashes if a conscript looks at a tank cock-eyed

Comment: YR, so unstable..

#534 (Image) [ Down (-9) Up ] [Submitter: Albrecht]

<lt_Albrecht>: is it bad if all I need to bring up renproj AND porn is one letter and one click in the URL bar?
<lt_Albrecht>: well... not both at one, but you know hat I mean.
<lt_Albrecht>: is that a bad thing?
<DCoder>: I already made that observation a while ago
<lt_Albrecht>:
<DCoder>: all hail the awesomebar?
<lt_Albrecht>: XD

Comment: guess what porn...

#533 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: Orac]

SaneDisruption:
let's not forget how worthless hunter seekers are,
sure, the AI can target our shit,
but when we set it off it hits a FUCKING TREE.

Comment: yep, TS works like that.

#529 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<ConMan> why is porn welcome and anime isn't
<ConMan> what if its hentai
<lt_Albrecht> XD
<lt_Albrecht> Anime deprives pornstars of work
<ConMan> still they can do voiceovers
<lt_Albrecht> more people are employed in real porn than drawn
<lt_Albrecht> and renproj likes to support the economy

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - support the economy!

#527 (Image) [ Down (18) Up ] [Submitter: MT]

Guest: Fixing some small random YR bug is like installing turbo to a broken car

Comment: http://forums.renegadeprojects.com/showthread.php?tid=1295&pid=14187#pid14187

#526 (Image) [ Down (-5) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<Renegade15> which of course leads to the question - why do people rely on other people's ideas to form their own idea of morality?
<ir3actions> I used to.
<Renegade15> should a person not just know what feels right and what doesn't?
<ir3actions> But once my mother explained why homosexuals had to die in flaming agony...
<ir3actions> I decided to rely on comic books instead.

#525 (Image) [ Down (-4) Up ] [Submitter: Lt_Albrecht]

Crimsonium [Explanation he has problems with his mod and TFD 1.03 Rev4]
Starkiller: [Does not understand]
Lt Albrecht: [Simplified explanation]
AltomareXD: [Suggests using the XCC clt to integrate Crim's rules with a standard one]
Starkiller: I think you added new units to the game. Did you? I had the same problem before too.

Comment: He's fucking done it again...

#524 (Image) [ Down (-1) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<zzattack> what framerates do u get at max?
<zzattack> last time i checked I had 190 for a few minutes
<Renegade> then the game started?

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - join already

#523 (Image) [ Down (-11) Up ] [Submitter: Lt_Albrecht(again)]

<Renegade>: holy crap 0_0 it works!
<lt_albrecht>: ?
<lt_albrecht>: what works?
<Renegade>: nothing
<lt_albrecht>: erm...
<lt_albrecht>: complicated?
<Renegade>: POST via AJAX
<lt_albrecht>: ooooh, code stuff
<Renegade>: not complicated
<Renegade>: just...
<lt_albrecht>: not for you
+++ Diablo has given admin to DCoder
+++ Diablo has given op to DCoder
<Renegade>: ...it took me sending the server "penis - mine is long" to finally figure it out
<Renegade>: wb
<lt_albrecht>: lol
<Renegade>: I sure hope their logs don't log POST >_>
<Renegade>: or that at least no one looks at them <_<

Comment: ren sent penis boasts to the server...

#522 (Image) [ Down (9) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Ahrotahntee> I got a privmsg on PPM too
<Ahrotahntee> I was going to read it, but then I stopped caring

Comment: who cares for Adon^HPPM?

#521 (Image) [ Down (1) Up ] [Submitter: Lt_Albrecht]

<lt_Albrecht>: unlucky I guess..
<lt_Albrecht>: what's this device?
<Renegade>: ahro's device
<lt_Albrecht>: ah
<lt_Albrecht>: Ahro, what is this thing?
<Renegade>: that sounds wrong
<lt_Albrecht>: lol
<Renegade>: though the implication of ahro having trouble getting his device to run is humorous

Comment: Ahro can't run his device... :P

#519 (Image) [ Down (0) Up ] [Submitter: Lt_Albrecht]

<DCoder>: oh come on
<DCoder>: stupid control panel is still installing its crap
<lt_Albrecht>: :P
<lt_Albrecht>: how much RAM has that lappy got?
<DCoder>: I remember when drivers were small enough to not require a CD for installation
<lt_Albrecht>: XD
<DCoder>: 2 GB iirc
<lt_Albrecht>: what did they come on? A slip of paper covered in 1s and 0s, o aged one?
<DCoder>: get off my lawn, you
<DCoder>: :P
<lt_Albrecht>: XD

Comment: Oh wise Dcoder of the mountain...

#518 (Image) [ Down (14) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<Mathieas> what the heck is urban baby?
<milo_went> very populated, sweetie.

Comment: http://www.urbanbaby.com/

#517 (Image) [ Down (-7) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<DCoder> hmm
<DCoder> my love for icecream will never be the same
<DCoder> my mind just notified me that this piece of frozen fruit juice icecream I'm having is shaped quite uncannily like a dildo

#516 (Image) [ Down (9) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

DoctorDestiny: Dude. You know what sucks... FORGETTING TO ATTACH YOUR RESUME TO AN EMAIL TO AN EMPLOYER!

Comment: bummer, eh

#515 (Image) [ Down (9) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<Shiori> Hey, I like side boob
<Shiori> I like side boob more than frontal boob for the most part, to be honst
<Shiori> Side boob makes you hopeful ("Hey, maybe I'll get lucky and see the whole thing! Sweet!) wherease front boob shows you the horrible truth about sagginess

#514 (Image) [ Down (-11) Up ] [Submitter: MT]

ronco:
so here my Omni Tank .. i know its much to big and
almost useless but maybe its good for IG intros or
campaigns :p
i made it without any idea of the right size .....

http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/files/omni_000_523.gif

<snip>

ARustySpoon:
For some reason, I kind of like it. I think. But you better not let EA see this, or else they'll enlarge it ten times the size now and put it in Red Alert 4 as an infantry unit.

Comment: Funny cuz its true xD - http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=22640

#512 (Image) [ Down (-14) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<Renegade> you know what would also be fun?
<Renegade> adding !8ball to the bad words list
<DCoder> haha
<DCoder> yes
<DCoder> and not telling anyone
<Renegade> indeed
<Electro> oh, whyyy?
<Renegade> because it would be awesome
<DCoder> !8ball will it happen?
<Biblio> DCoder: NOT

#510 (Image) [ Down (-12) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<ThatFreakinRandy> Minus the god
<ThatFreakinRandy> and plus the herpes

#509 (Image) [ Down (0) Up ] [Submitter: MT]

drizzt_dourden:

I was not looking for a copy and paste, I was looking for some direction in where the problem was, but the problem was not solved by no one who posted. Does anyone know who Drizzt DoUrden is??? Because I do.

Comment: problem not solved by no one - http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=22360

#508 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<Marshall> D, I'm thinking the Arse documentation should be accesible from the LB Help menu, possibly the changelog too. Is the changelog really neccessary if the new details are in the Help document? Also, are you actually keeping track on a full changelog doc?
<Marshall> *Ares
<DCoder> xD
<Marshall> d'oh

Comment: Freudian slip?

#507 (Image) [ Down (-6) Up ] [Submitter: Electro]

<DCoder> one part of me says that is a legitimate way to benefit from idiots and wishes I had thought of it
<DCoder> another part says that people who need this book are too fucking stupid to live
<DCoder> conclusion, I should have thought of that first _and_ implemented a time bomb that rips the buyer to molecules a month later

Comment: irc.burnirc.net - D's response to http://www.flickr.com/photos/19091931@N07/3295450428/sizes/o/

#506 (Image) [ Down (10) Up ] [Submitter: Albrecht]

<Lt_Albrecht>: damn...
<Lt_Albrecht>: Run! To Gangland!
<DCoder>: come on, Be Quick Or Be Dead
<DCoder>: don't be Afraid To Shoot Strangers
<Lt_Albrecht>: I'll hide under the Total eclipse!
<DCoder>: and be called Public Enema Number One!
<Lt_Albrecht>: Hallowed Be thy Name
<Lt_Albrecht>: "Public Enema Number One!" EPIC LOL

Comment: I meant this bit...

#504 (Image) [ Down (-1) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

21:34:42 * Jo_16_2 runs in
21:34:46 * Jo_16_2 steals maria's candy
21:34:48 * Jo_16_2 runs out
21:34:49 <a2ndbree> Now let's all eat candy and have fun
21:34:52 <a2ndbree> NO
21:34:56 <a2ndbree> JO YOU JERK

Comment: Timing...it is a bitch

#503 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

DCoder: jesus christ Nuclear General is a retard
Doctor Destiny: Film at eleven?
DCoder: idiot gets pissed at me when I tell him to validate his html at w3c before asking for my help
DCoder: hurr durr w3c is retarded cuz it sez my precious <FONT> is not valid bawwww
Doctor Destiny: <font> died years ago.
DCoder: fucking moran using <FONT> with xhtml 1.0 strict
Doctor Destiny: It's called CSS.
Doctor Destiny: With XHTML 1.0 STRICT? HA! HAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Doctor Destiny: Oh fuck.
Doctor Destiny: brb, I pissed myself with with laughter.

Comment: msn - laughter kills

#502 (Image) [ Down (-1) Up ] [Submitter: MT]

Javier:

What's a First Decade? Is that the ISO?

#501 (Image) [ Down (-10) Up ] [Submitter: Albrecht]

Elerium-155 (PPM):
For those saying "lolol RA was never serious", many other games have humourous moments in a serious atmosphere to lighten the mood. Fallout as an example doesn't take itself too seriously (crashed UFO random encounter, general inserts, etc) and is one of the best games created. If you're inserting humour to lighten the mood, there's a fine line between how much it needs i.e. lighten the mood but still keep consistency with the serious place it's in. It also depends on the skill of the writers too.

RA3 on the other hand is just a gigantic joke, it's not even satire, rather it's something along the lines of Playboy: The RTS mashed with memes and current trends to sell more.

Comment: truth

#500 (Image) [ Down (-12) Up ] [Submitter: gordon-creAtive]

Electro has left IRC (MUST. FEED. PPM. HORSEPR0N. AND. VIAGRA. SPAAAAAAAAAAAMMMM!!!)

#499 (Image) [ Down (-3) Up ] [Submitter: MT]

Nikademis:

How to make Revora better? I find that most of the questions in the forums could be eliminated with better tutorials. I find the Modenc is vague in some of it's answers. It might say raise a certain number, but raise which way? I was told once to raise a number, but if the number is 5 and it says raise it is raise mean 1 is higher or is 10 higher. I was told I went the wrong way in raising.

<continues on>

Comment: There is yet more - http://forums.revora.net/index.php?showtopic=68244&st=0&#entry672478

#498 (Image) [ Down (-5) Up ] [Submitter: Albrecht]

<Renegade>: with this order, you evaluate the predicted health every time, and *then* check if it's needed - you would only ever *not* do the second check if the target was dead anyway.
<Lt_Albrecht>: *reads*
<Lt_Albrecht>: *realises*
<Lt_Albrecht>: *facepalms* I'm out of my mind. I don't get a line of C++ But I understand what you're saying too a degree
<DCoder>: it's okay
<DCoder>: nobody here gets C++, we just pretend we're cool enough to read it :p

Comment: Last line

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