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#295 (Image) [ Down (-16) Up ] [Submitter: Beowulf]

m666: Just.
m666: I hate my school.
m666: More than I should.
m666: Because of the fukken faggotry that happens.
m666: It's inner-city, has both preps and ghetto dwellers.
m666: Which means you get two kinds of fucking retarded in ONE convenient place.
Ayumu: Don't you mean inconvenient?

Comment: MSN, on m666's school.

#292 (Image) [ Down (1) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Kiitah-Khan> so many Awkward individuals gathered in one place
<Kiitah-Khan> So, no meaningful conversations going on ?
<ChielScape> nope
<Renegade> f00d
<Kiitah-Khan> Bugger all.
<DC|Bastard_Almighty> judeau
<DC|Bastard_Almighty> you'll be happy to know
<Kiitah-Khan> Chielscape is still running around with underpants over his hair pretending he's a /b/tard ?

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - avoiding the underpants gnomes

#291 (Image) [ Down (-8) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Renegade> so...what is everybody *else* doing?
<BobingAbout> being confused
<BobingAbout> i just got some, so arn't really doing much
<DC|Bastard_Almighty> please tell me neither jenny nor arcanine were involved
<BobingAbout> involved in me being confused? no, ren did that
<DC|Bastard_Almighty> ...
<DC|Bastard_Almighty> I cant believe I have to point this out
<DC|Bastard_Almighty> <BobingAbout> I just got some
<BobingAbout> oh, typo of 'Home' ROFL
<Renegade> I was sitting here for minutes thinking "wtf...BOB HAD SEX???"
<Renegade> sorry, bob, but...that confused *me*

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - not exactly where you get some

#289 (Image) [ Down (-2) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Nyoro-en> I'm too poor to live in Paris Hilton's los angeles. :P
<Nyoro-en> Maybe if I make a sex tape I can get into hollywood...
<Nyoro-en> brb afk.

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - Carno's new "get rich quick" plan

#288 (Image) [ Down (-12) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

* Electro spills water on Arcanine Girl
<BobingAbout> *arcanine girl starts screaming*
<DCoder> I wish someone told me why the fuck Arcane girl hates water so much
<BobingAbout> she's fire incarnate
<Electro> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arcanine#Arcanine
<DCoder> pokemon
<DCoder> now you need help
<BobingAbout> lol
<Electro> is there a doctor in the house?
<BobingAbout> i can imagine a doctor if you want

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - bob got a new imaginary girlfriend after we verbally slaughtered jenny in #286

#284 (Image) [ Down (-13) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<DCoder> some people...
<DCoder> "A friend of mine did Fine Arts at uni (that's not the punchline).
<DCoder> For one of the projects a fellow student did a performance art piece that involved nailing his scrotum to a table.
<DCoder> A short time later, while drunk at a party, he decided to perform his piece again.
<DCoder> They couldn't find a hammer, so he used a brick to hammer in the nails.
<DCoder> What do hammers have that bricks don't?
<DCoder> That's right... a claw to get the nails back out again..."
<Renegade> thank you...for ruining my tasty pizza with _that_
<DCoder> any time

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - mmm, pizza

#283 (Image) [ Down (15) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<SomeGuy> Did you [VK] and Pd really have THAT big of a fight?
<Rattuskid> Yeah... Pd won't even put out anymore. V had to go out and get a blow-up doll for chrissakes.

Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=183741#183741

#280 (Image) [ Down (-7) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<2142_GenReaper> I know what a cheat trainer it is a mod like program that gives players the abilities and options that allows them to tweak the game so they win.
<2142_GenReaper> But how do you make a trainer???
<DCoder> If you suck so bad that you need artificial help to win, well, you suck. And buying a clue before speaking would help too, I suppose.
<DCoder> A trainer is a program.
<DCoder> A program needs to be written in machine code.
<DCoder> You can either write the machine code yourself, or use one of the programming languages such as C++ .
<DCoder> To do the former, you have to be a bloody genius, to do the latter, you have to, unsurprisingly, know that language.
<DCoder> Judging from your post, you are nowhere near either goal.
<DCoder> Don't despair though, you still are a unique snowflake.

Comment: http://www.cannis.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=8359 / trimmed for humor - Ren

#279 (Image) [ Down (1) Up ] [Submitter: sirmods]

ORCACommander- Join GDI! We Kick Ass! says:
trojen downloaders aren't that dangerus

» Šįғ Ḿởđşǻłǿŧ « ¦¿¡¿Ħěļĺ �ễẳħ¡¿¡¦ says:

ORCACommander- Join GDI! We Kick Ass! says:
they mostly send viruses to other people

» Šįғ Ḿởđşǻłǿŧ « ¦¿¡¿Ħěļĺ �ễẳħ¡¿¡¦ says:
If I lived with you and I were an IT admin I would pimp slap the SHIT out of you for saying that.

Comment: MSN

#278 (Image) [ Down (-2) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

DCoder on the trials and tribulations of assembly:

<DCoder> for example - I spent fifteen minutes reading a single function (fourty or fifty lines of asm code)
<DCoder> just to find out that all it did was case-insensitive strcmp

Comment: Note by DCoder: I used OllyDbg at the time, which does not have ways to recognize standard functions like IDA does - the function *is* strnicmp

#277 (Image) [ Down (-1) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

[20:25] <Kiith-Sa> OK, going to code
[20:25] <Kiith-Sa> Continue with Icy- he's original unlike me
[20:26] <Kiith-Sa> :P
[20:26] <Kiith-Sa> see ya
[20:26] *** Quits: Kiith-Sa (Quit: Kiith-Sa)
[20:26] <BobingAbout> icy?
[20:27] <BobingAbout> you there?

... bobing, carno, bobing clone, random crap ...

[21:09] <IcySon55> better for sig!
[21:09] <IcySon55> http://sx.sytes.net/ppmkmc.png
[21:09] <Carnotaurus> XD!!!
[21:10] <BobingAbout> hey icy, you available to talk?
[21:10] <IcySon55> talk?
[21:10] <IcySon55> about what?
[21:10] <BobingAbout> i forgot

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj

#276 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: Not Von.]

Comment: Haha, this was classic. // http://youtube.com/watch?v=hnrt0nKU6jM

#274 (Image) [ Down (0) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<sirmods> Omg.
<sirmods> I just found this on the forum of that stupid bastard on EA forums
<sirmods> http://biblocality.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2042
<Kane> Im not going back to that site
<Kane> I had to see horrible things like
<Kane> crosses
<Kane> ;_;
<sirmods> XD!
<Kane> I like Hammers and Sickles, and titties.
<sirmods> XD!
<Kane> those dont scare me

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj // K is Carno

#273 (Image) [ Down (1) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Von> *Face palm* "Also, I really doubt there will ever be an overpopulation because it's part of god's creation, if it appears that there's an overpopulation, the god or whoever made everything would then resize Earth a bit bigger to fill up for new people to live." I Lol'd hard.

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj // Nyoro is Carno

#272 (Image) [ Down (10) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

DCoder -: somebody should troll his christian forum with DOES ST PAUL TAKE JESUS IN THE ASS?
sirmods : lol4
Von Kriplespac: xD!!!!!
sirmods : You'd be perfect for that. XD
DCoder -: (you see, this is why I try to stay away from babbling christians)
DCoder -: no, carno would
sirmods : :-O
sirmods : OMG.
Von Kriplespac: LOL
sirmods : Holy shit.
sirmods : That's
sirmods : the best idea ever.
sirmods : Let Carno loose in a Christian forum.
sirmods : XD
DCoder -: he's also got the full ammo of 7chan / sagubooru / whatever else
Von Kriplespac: I love it.
sirmods : XD

Comment: Talking about http://biblocality.com/forums/showthread.php?t=912

#271 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: sirmods]

» Šįғ Ḿởđşǻłǿŧ « ¦¿¡¿Ħěļĺ �ễẳħ¡¿¡¦ says:
DCoder sealed 4 of your 5 fuckups. XD

MythModder says:
Well, that's all great and whatnot, you cockbag.
*facepalm to self*
I get shown up 4 times.
That's beyond my concernts right now.

Later, in another part of the convo...

MythModder says (when seeing my MSN personal message asking for action in IRC):

Comment: MSN reply (MythModder is m666 from quote 268)

#269 (Image) [ Down (-15) Up ] [Submitter: sirmods]

<Jesus_Christotaurus> SHUT UP AND BEND OVER.
<sirmods> *has a titanium lock covering privates*
<Jesus_Christotaurus> *Saws it off* SPARTAAAAAA
<Jesus_Christotaurus> Ren add that in the quote gallery

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj

#268 (Image) [ Down (6) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj

#267 (Image) [ Down (-12) Up ] [Submitter: gordon-creAtive]

Electro: but I'll try anything at this point
DCoder: try shooting yourself
* Electro bonks himself on the head 10 times
Electro: *himself
DCoder: use a hammer
* Electro bonks himself with a hammer on the head 10 times
Electro: ouch
DCoder: Stop. Hammertime.
*DCoder bonks Electro over head with a BIG hammer
Electro: yeouch
* Electro starts mumbling unarticulated sounds

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj

#266 (Image) [ Down (8) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<DCoder> m666
<m666> Hmm?
<DCoder> http://img241.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ppmliterc8.png << this is what my ppm looks like
<m666> Wow.
<m666> That is quite badass.
<DCoder> inspired by the old Digital Twilight skin
<m666> Hmm...perhaps DCoder would send me his style, or is he gonna prevent my laziness?
<DCoder> sure, just a sec
<Jesus_Christotaurus> I want to masturbate to that PPM
<m666> Thanks.
<Jesus_Christotaurus> it actually looks good
<Jesus_Christotaurus> send, too
<m666> lol
<DCoder> I didnt need to know that one
<Jesus_Christotaurus> that going to be logged and archived?
<DCoder> most likely
<m666> Ha.
<Jesus_Christotaurus> Fuck

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj // Jesus is Carno

#265 (Image) [ Down (10) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Whiteboy: i think i should restart
Whiteboy: and then see that link
Whiteboy: brb
Whiteboy: and bam, I
Whiteboy: I'm back in a flash of brilliant white light
DCoder -: so you're thinking you are Kane, again?
Whiteboy: I AM the messiah
Whiteboy: I have already seen the final act...
DCoder -: you are also bald
DCoder -: and your goatee sucks
Whiteboy: My head's shinyness can reflect the Ion Cannon, of course
Whiteboy: how do you think I escaped TD?
Whiteboy: my goatee was formed from the pubic hairs of a thousand dead GDI troops
DCoder -: intriguing
DCoder -: perverted, yet intriguing
DCoder -: Freud would be proud
Whiteboy: who's Freud?
DCoder -: ...
Whiteboy: ok, what's Freud?
DCoder -: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sigmund_Freud
Whiteboy: oh, THAT Freud

Comment: Whiteboy is back, with his usual pizazz to delve deep into... The Twilight Zone.

#264 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: Nyerguds]


#263 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<DCoder> Ren, seen http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid/cs_programming.shtml ?
<Renegade> don't think so
... time passes
<Renegade> D.
<Renegade> people cannot possibly be that stupid
<DCoder> you want to believe that, don't you
<Renegade> I have to
<Renegade> I'd lose my faith in mankind otherwise

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj

#262 (Image) [ Down (-2) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

* Renegade pokes DCoder
* DCoder dodges
* Renegade holds the poking stick next to D's head
<Renegade> "Dodge this!"
<DCoder> that would be far more believable had you used a firearm
<Renegade> well, excuse me for not making a more believable trinity...I happen to look bad in leather catsuits.

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj

#261 (Image) [ Down (-1) Up ] [Submitter: Droke]

Mason says:
making something realistic for the RA universe is like cooking on the ceiling

#260 (Image) [ Down (-11) Up ] [Submitter: BobingAbout]

<BobingAbout> i "NEEDED" to draw it, because i felt like drawing it
<BobingAbout> like you might hear some music and think "Gotta buy this, gotta buy this, gotta buy this." or on some of your cases "Gotta download this", i had the thought "Gotta draw this, gotta draw this, gotta draw this."
* DCoder feels the urge to download something
<BobingAbout> lol
<BobingAbout> gotta quote this, gotta quote this, gotta quote this :P

Comment: why i drew this http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/59454858/

#259 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: modder666]

<DCoder> print '&#' . ord . ';' for split //, $foo;
<DCoder> perl (prints a html-entity-fied version of the $foo string)
<DCoder> scarily terse
<DCoder> and so many english words
<Judeau> hehe
<Judeau> what is foo ?
<DCoder> $foo holds a certain string, lets say "a<b" and this turns it into &#65;&#60;&#66; which is html escaped a<b
<DCoder> actually, more scary than perl is the fact that I typed down those charcodes from memory
<DCoder> god I need help
<Judeau> yes
<Judeau> yes you do

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj //DC says: actually, those codes are "A<B", not "a<b", but still, ergh

#258 (Image) [ Down (-13) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

*** pd quit (Client exited)
*** pd (~1031DBAE3@gamer-68751D4E.versanet.de) joined
<pd> whoops, that was the close button

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj

#257 (Image) [ Down (-2) Up ] [Submitter: judeau]

Carnivean : Later
Judeau : NOW
Carnivean : It's low using kittens to grab followers
Carnivean : none can resist

Comment: trimmed for humor - Ren

#256 (Image) [ Down (5) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Renegade> god
<Renegade> the amount of women seems to have quadrupled today
<DCoder> I have to agree with that too
<Renegade> oh COME ON
<Renegade> three in one scene
<Renegade> where do they all come from?
<Renegade> god. I need a girlfriend. Anyone have good tips on how to get one?
<DCoder> ...
<Renegade> what? it was worth a shot.
<Renegade> rumor has it some of us actually attract the other sex
<DCoder> I somehow doubt subset "some of us" intersects the subset "people in this channel", but that may just be me
<Renegade> if you talk like that, it's no wonder

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj

#255 (Image) [ Down (2) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj

#254 (Image) [ Down (19) Up ] [Submitter: IcySon55]

-{ IcySon55 }- : oh yes
-{ IcySon55 }- : this is just fine and dandy
-{ IcySon55 }- : RP kicks the gawddamn proverbial bucket.
-{ IcySon55 }- : well it aint dead yet
-{ IcySon55 }- : they're still exchanging vows (pd vs vk)
アルカード : vows?
-{ IcySon55 }- : tis a joke
アルカード : "do you vk take this lawfully wedded code to name horribly?"

Comment: アルカード is Arikado

#253 (Image) [ Down (-9) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

[on searching the forums for ETS]
<Renegade> god damnit
<Renegade> it's not looking for ETS
<Renegade> it's looking for *ets*
<DCoder> lol
<Renegade> difference?
<Renegade> my search for ETS just gave me "Muppets" as a result
<IcySon55> hahah
<DCoder> I was about to say "nETScape"
<DCoder> but your result is funnier

[8 minutes later]

<DCoder> wait a moment
<DCoder> who teh fuck posted crap about "muppets"?

#252 (Image) [ Down (-29) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Renegade> /kick Bob
<DCoder> lol
<BobingAbout> like this?
<BobingAbout> hmm, i can't kick, lol
<DCoder> hehe
<Renegade> can't kick *me*
*** BobingAbout was kicked from #renproj by Renegade (but I can)

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj [2006-07-29 21:45:56]

#251 (Image) [ Down (-8) Up ] [Submitter: Judeau]

DCoder says: remind me to fix the qdb submit page someday
Judeau says: indeed
Judeau says: go fix it
DCoder says: oh snap

Comment: and it was done

#249 (Image) [ Down (6) Up ] [Submitter: Judeau]

<judeau> a favorite passtime ?
<Maersk> Sex.
<IcySon55> with fruit
<DCoder> "Sorry, I thought we were having a state-the-obvious contest. I'm competitive by nature."
<judeau> melon
<Maersk> Mmm, strawberry sex
<judeau> that small ?

Comment: fruit sex.....intriguing

#248 (Image) [ Down (-14) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

*** Renegade joined
<DCoder> hi
<Renegade> hi
* IcySon55 waves
* Renegade midis
<IcySon55> lol
* DCoder flacs
* IcySon55 mpcs
<Renegade> you know, I was just gonna say "only geeks would get that joke"
<Renegade> ...and then you two continued it

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj

#247 (Image) [ Down (2) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

In the realm of adventure gaming Funcom has become synonymous with sweet goodness in recent years, much in the same way that EA has become synonymous with sucking the blood from the necks of children [...]

Comment: http://www.destructoid.com/funcom-abandons-offline-gaming-claiming-pirates-arrrrr-to-blame-30422.phtml

#246 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Whiteboy> for teh same reason ou donlt play WR
<Whiteboy> *you don't
<DCoder> nice typing
<Whiteboy> thanlks
<Whiteboy> comes naturaolly youp knowe
<DCoder> I can tell
<DCoder> http://qdb.renegadeprojects.com/?act=id&id=246
<Whiteboy> you're spelling is worse in the comments though ;)

Comment: Whiteboy cna splel rael ewll // updated with the last two lines

#245 (Image) [ Down (-10) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Lord> i have a lightsaber
<Flak> i have a life

Comment: Lord == Whiteboy

#244 (Image) [ Down (-14) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<DoctorPhileasFragg> A bit over my head though, I'm unfamiliar with Bash
<DCoder> bash.org is another quote database like this one, only it's known all over the world, with about 700 K quotes
<DoctorPhileasFragg> Wiggy! I'll have to bookmark that
<DCoder> yeah, bookmark www.bash.org and www.qdb.us
<DoctorPhileasFragg> I assume that second one is shorthand for........Quite Delicious Boobies?
<DoctorPhileasFragg> No, wait...Quote DataBase, right?

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj

#243 (Image) [ Down (1) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<DaFool> This kinda sounds like a dumb question, when you say free from IE, does this mean internal errors or you have to pay for it if you get it from Internet Explorer?

Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=156788#156788

#242 (Image) [ Down (-1) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Chielscape: ah, i thought you meant in TS cuz you said "like Red Alert" but i guess you meant RA1.

Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=156990#156990

#241 (Image) [ Down (-6) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<Pythorn> How can I do the new tank to my map? I have read the instructions thousands of times, but I just can't get it. Also, I would like to give the tank fully new look so it has its own shps, not old ones. How can that be done?
<The Colonel> You MAKE one.

Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=155763#155763

#240 (Image) [ Down (11) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]
#239 (Image) [ Down (1) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Whiteboy> wow
<Whiteboy> CloakRadiusInCells= actually works?
* DCoder blinks
* DCoder blinks again
<DCoder> surprises never end, do they?
<Whiteboy> well.. i can suck my waiting-to-be-sucked dick
<Whiteboy> IT
<Whiteboy> I MEANT IT can...
<Whiteboy> I'm not that flexible... (unfortunately)
*** Whiteboy was kicked from #RenProj by DCoder (Too. Much. Information.)

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj

#238 (Image) [ Down (0) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

[22:56] *** qiidtj (lkeojfl@gamer-56666097.abhsia.telus.net) joined
[22:57] <Renegade> hi
[22:57] *** qiidtj (lkeojfl@gamer-56666097.abhsia.telus.net) left ()
[22:58] <Renegade> /whowas qiidtj
[22:58] qiidtj There was no such nickname
[22:58] qiidtj End of WHOWAS

Comment: <server> There is no spoon.

#237 (Image) [ Down (-9) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

DCoder: create a new file, name it like mail.php, put this code in it:
DaViD : A new file?

Comment: followed by a /block a minute later...

#236 (Image) [ Down (1) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<IcySon55> why does he even have a site?
<IcySon55> him needing a webpage is like the US needing more countries to invade.
<IcySon55> nobody wants it to happen!

Comment: a noob asks DCoder for HTML code > DCoder shows link to Icy > Icy mocks noob > DCoder laughs

#235 (Image) [ Down (0) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<DCoder> Stupid people will inherit the Earth...
<Renegade> of course...America has WMDs.

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj

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