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#497 (Image) [ Down (5) Up ] [Submitter: MT]

iloo: Desing A New Buildings Help Me :( Buildings PhotoShop Desing ? İfnot Shp Builder ?

DCoder: THIS IS NOT A REQUEST FORUM YOU MAROON

#496 (Image) [ Down (8) Up ] [Submitter: Saberhawk]

* NotSaberhawk (mark@burn-7C840C0D.dhcp.embarqhsd.net) has joined #renproj
<~Renegade> :O
<~Renegade> the evil twin saber is sneaking up on the good one!
* Saberhawk (mark@burn-7C840C0D.dhcp.embarqhsd.net) Quit (Ping timeout)
<~Renegade> :O :O he killed him!
<ShaRose> THE SHIT JUST FIT THE FAN MAN
<ShaRose> WE ARE ALL FUCKED
* ~Renegade arms himself
<~Renegade> stay back, NotSaber! I have a bot and I'm not afraid to use him!
<&Diablo> right on.

#495 (Image) [ Down (-1) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Sir Modsalot: "Jan 31st will be an interesting one" Hmmmmm? :P
DCoder: first ares build for testers since pd quit in mid-october :p
DCoder: fucktons of new toys from their pov
Sir Modsalot: Ahhhhh
Sir Modsalot: Like what?
DCoder: like solid buildings, so projectiles will actually collide with them instead of flying right through
Sir Modsalot: .....what the....... wow. I never expected that.....
DCoder: yeaaaah
DCoder: welcome to the new world
Sir Modsalot: How the hell did you do that?
DCoder: magic
DCoder: like a lot of things I do
Sir Modsalot: DAMN YOU! Stop reading my mind.
Sir Modsalot: I was about to ask if you had a magic coding wand or something stashed in a drawer
Sir Modsalot: and some kind of Latin chant that you have memorised
Sir Modsalot: So that if you want to add something awesome that nobody could see coming you just pop the side panel off
Sir Modsalot: your system case and tap the hard drive with the wand, then recite the chant
Sir Modsalot: and *ding!* new Ares build.

Comment: msn - it's a kind of magic

#493 (Image) [ Down (2) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

pd says: hm
pd says: rating amazon sellers
pd says: i guess they'll wonder
pd says: why the hell i do that 3 months after purchasing
pd says: i'm too damn lazy

Comment: msn - lazytown

#492 (Image) [ Down (-24) Up ] [Submitter: sirmods]

Tim -|- Giving out hosting. |  I r hacked the wii says:
I'm sad, 4chan couldn't rule 34 voltron
so i lost 10 bucks

Comment: Chiel's conversation with I_AM, relayed to me

#491 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Renegade> you know what I love about this?
<DCoder> do tell
<Renegade> I could basically stop learning C++ right now
<DCoder> xD
<Renegade> and Westwood proves that I can still be a game programmer

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - career is easy!

#490 (Image) [ Down (-6) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<cheddarcheese> find a bucket
<cheddarcheese> go inside it
<cheddarcheese> and stay there
<cheddarcheese> plz

Comment: Responding to unsolicited, barely coherent rambling of a n00b

#489 (Image) [ Down (8) Up ] [Submitter: MT]

ModernDayWorrier:
[Map Ini question]
battleship bombardment type weapons

In a map ini, is it possible to have an ordinary weapon be fired strictly by a command button with a timer different then that of its reloading time? I understand you can do this with any weapon (the Comanche rocketpod is an example) however the reload time is retained as defined in weapon.ini. Id like to know if there is a way to override this without modding the game.

<snip>

Dutchygamer:
I think that what you want is quite impossible to do without modding.

ChielScape:
"I think that what you want is quite impossible to do without modding."
Guess what? This is a modding forum!
<giant 4chan smiley>

Dutchygamer:
Guess what? You f*cking annoy me! Read the thread before posting moron

Comment: Many posts like this by him in rapid succession. A ban followed minutes later http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=21831

#488 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<Maddy|cleans> CLOSE THE MOTHER EFFING TABS
<Renegade15> :O
<Renegade15> maddy! that is not how a lady talks!
<Maddy|cleans> it is once a week every month
<Maddy|cleans> >.>

#486 (Image) [ Down (-23) Up ] [Submitter: MT]

Comment: Typicial PPM day...

#484 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: MT]

<Nikademis Von Hisson>
1st - the quote, its not a quote its from the MODENC. If you want me to put quotes around it, fine I will, point taken and will remember
...

Comment: The quote is not a quote its just from somewhere else. XD. http://forums.renegadeprojects.com/showthread.php?tid=1217

#483 (Image) [ Down (8) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

*** Quits: Electro (Why am I expecting a volley of "he's gone" after I leave?)
<DCoder> he's gone
<DCoder> bring out the champagne and the hookers
<Clazzy> lol
<ChielScape> meh
<ChielScape> forget the champagne
<ChielScape> get more hookers instead

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - variations on an old theme

#482 (Image) [ Down (-6) Up ] [Submitter: Electro]

<ChielScape> reminds me i need to pick some nice hentai to watch together next weekend

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - Follow the yellow /b/rick road...

#481 (Image) [ Down (19) Up ] [Submitter: MT]

<Site News>

New voxels for the Spotlighted Voxels section.
-----------------------------
Aro: Azri_apoc is a talented voxel artist who has not long been a member of PPM. He started off a thread a while ago showing some of his latest pieces of work which where top quality voxels. All of these voxels where made specifically for Red Alert 2, and ten of them have finally been released. You can download these top quality voxels here.

Javier: So?

Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=21633

#479 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: Electro]

<Delta> Hello everyone, i have become a idea

Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=280299

#477 (Image) [ Down (-4) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

ChielScape: quote 476 is simply awesome
ChielScape: tell ren i love him

Comment: unrequited love?

#476 (Image) [ Down (-1) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Renegade> porn, this is seagate. seagate, porn. I hereby declare you data and drive.
<Renegade> you may now magnetize the blocks.

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - DCoder's buying a new hard drive

#475 (Image) [ Down (-3) Up ] [Submitter: MT]

Dragonologychris:
i need help with my rules/art.ini can you help me by telling me how to fix it or fix it for me?
because this is what happens when i try to play.

here it is my rules/art.ini

Bittah Commander:
<3 Paragraphs of help concerning that the problem is a new faction added>

Hydralisk:
I think you edited the price of your units. That's what happened to me when I did that. If you edited prices of any units, change them back. If you add a new unit, check it's properties.

Comment: Quality Assured PPM help service http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=21383

#472 (Image) [ Down (-8) Up ] [Submitter: ChielScape]

Comment: nerdpr0n

#471 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: IcySon55]

Comment: Ignorance knows no bounds...

#470 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: MT]

[Christmas Thread]

<snip>

Oshog:
@ Lt. Albrecht. Jesus was real. Do not doubt that. But he was no god. He was an innovator and a Jewish revolutionairy.

Yay for Christmas. Presents.

<snip>

Revolutionary:
@Oshog
Quote:"Jewish revolutionary"

im not jewish and i am not aware that i have a jewish counterpart

Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=21268

#469 (Image) [ Down (2) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

DCoder: apparently the combined forces of DC, Icy, Ren and bob grilling him are too much even for a troll like that
Ṧįғ Ḿởđşǻłǿŧ: By your powers combined, you are..... the Anti-Troll Brigade!
Ṧįғ Ḿởđşǻłǿŧ: Or something. I couldn't think of a mega huge awesome single entity that you'd make up.

Comment: msn funnies

#468 (Image) [ Down (13) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Renegade> your posts are just slightly above viagra spam on the significance scale
<MRMidas> But viagra is _useful_

Comment: http://forums.renegadeprojects.com/showthread.php?tid=1185 - of guests and c1a1is

#466 (Image) [ Down (-11) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade and DCoder]

<Ahrotahntee> I found the most horrid naming convention today
<Ahrotahntee> and what's hilarious is it doesn't sound like a bad idea until you come across this specific example
<Ahrotahntee> I work with an AS/400 computer along with Icy on some days, they don't support long names
<Ahrotahntee> so I found a username or library name or something that was for an assistant (abbrievated ASST) Amer. The log entry read: 42 files changed by/in ASSTAMER

#462 (Image) [ Down (5) Up ] [Submitter: MT]

<Topic about Obama and McCain talking>

Javier:
They should talk about the Global Recession. But I think Economy today is better than last year.

Comment: Javier knows a lot about the US economy! http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=21091

#461 (Image) [ Down (39) Up ] [Submitter: MT]

Javier wrote: PPM is dying? Is he a person that created this website?

Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=21062

#458 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: IcySon55]

* I_Am (Derek@burn-8E4546AD.hsd1.fl.comcast.net) has joined #RenProj
* I_Am (Derek@burn-8E4546AD.hsd1.fl.comcast.net) has left #RenProj
<Renegade> He_Was

Comment: Only in #RenProj

#455 (Image) [ Down (-4) Up ] [Submitter: Electro]

<Electro> it's like a sine wave
<Electro> he's in
<Electro> he's out
<Electro> he's in
<Electro> he's out
<DCoder> you just described 95% of all porn

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - after pd declared his second retirement and E noticed a pattern

#454 (Image) [ Down (-5) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<DCoder> I dare you to make sense of this westwood function
<Kittah-Khan> don't tase me bro
*WTF goes here*
<Kittah-Khan> ...
<Kittah-Khan> I can't, it makes no sense
*analysis with no reasonable explanation*
<DCoder> it is a special pointer, it's NEVER 0
<DCoder> so this is a multilayered wtf
<DCoder> like a fucking onion
<DCoder> you peel and you peel and you cry at each step
<Kittah-Khan> it just keeps on making you cry
<DCoder> exactly
<Kittah-Khan> now STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME YOU EVIL EVIL MAN
<Kittah-Khan> I DO NOT WANT TO BUY ONIONS
<DCoder> mmm, fried onions

Comment: westwood code: NEVER FORGET

#453 (Image) [ Down (11) Up ] [Submitter: ORCACommander]

<Phobonaut> FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS ztyping RETARDED BULLSHIT ztype XCC MIXER REFUSES TO LOAD ANY OF THE .PAL FILES SO I CAN'T SEE SHIT AND IT'S ztyping PISSING ME OFF AND I'VE HAD IT, ztype SOMEONE HELP ME BEFORE I POP A VEIN...
<snip>
<DCoder> Pop a vein right now, if you wish. We're not the ones who'll have to clean it up.

Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=20786

#452 (Image) [ Down (-30) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Marshall> I'm guessing the ones who didn't need any medication were taking the medication of those who did.

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - why couldn't westwood code

#451 (Image) [ Down (-6) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<SSAAMM> Spore works around spore..
<ShaRose> SSAAMM your mother works around my penis
<SSAAMM> ShaRose that's what she said.
<SSAAMM> wait... oh shi-

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - ShaRose's funnies

#450 (Image) [ Down (10) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Fenring says:
wow...
He tried so hard.
I think I feel sorry for him.
No wait.
That was gas.
My mistake.

Comment: If only the subject of the discussion had any idea we're talking about him... it'd be a priceless show.

#449 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: Sirmods]

Ṧįғ Ḿởđşǻłǿŧ says:
Shit, I think you just found a way to give him a 5-finger prostate exam over IP

DCoder says:
that's one visual I didn't want to have

Comment: http://www.deezire.net/forums/deezire-projects-discussion/8854-private-use-mods-no-uploading-internet.html#post99131

#448 (Image) [ Down (16) Up ] [Submitter: Electro]

<Electro> Kittah: shut up, D's in code agony
<Kittah> he always is
<Kittah> he's doing it to himself
<Kittah> just like some sort of heroin junky
<Kittah> except he's sniffing it through his brain
<Kittah> which is not what you do with heroin
<Kittah> the sniffing that is
<Kittah> there probably are people who directly inject it into their brains

Comment: irc://irc.gamernet.org#RenProj - Westwood is driving DCoder nuts, part II

#446 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Bikerboy7> Apparently you didnt catch my sarcasm
<Shinigami> Sorry, I'm used to people being stupid.

Comment: http://www.cannis.net/forum/index.php?s=&showtopic=3491&view=findpost&p=88025

#445 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<wthigon> Cannis how did you make the seige choppers land and lift off really fast?
<lokey57> he probably increased the speed or something like that

Comment: http://www.cannis.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=6690 - brilliant observations

#444 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - Random encounters. Operative word "random".

#442 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<Blu> I AM INVINCIBLE!
* Diablo has kicked Blu from #RenProj (Turn Caps-Lock off!)

#441 (Image) [ Down (-11) Up ] [Submitter: Blu]

Blu: M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-MAYONAISE!
Doctor Destiny: F
Blu: L
Doctor Destiny: A
Doctor Destiny: I
Doctor Destiny: L
Doctor Destiny: FUCK
Blu: :D
Blu: ITS A RAT FLAIL!
Doctor Destiny: Asshat.

Comment: On Windows Live.

#440 (Image) [ Down (5) Up ] [Submitter: Nyerguds]

<Pepe> when ra3 is released, and the sdk, someone should add Kane in the game shomehow in someway
<Nyerguds> NO >:(
<Pepe> could you expand on that please?
<Nyerguds> okay...
<Nyerguds> HELL NO >:(

Comment: from MSN

#439 (Image) [ Down (1) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<DCoder> btw, saber, you might want to apply some stealth, cause Electro was moaning just yesterday how he needs your help with his animation format
* Saberhawk is now known as NotSaberhawk

#438 (Image) [ Down (0) Up ] [Submitter: DonutArnold]

<Electro> forgive me, chiel
<Chiselscape> Chiel?
* Electro bashes Chiselscape's cranium repeatedly
<Electro> *chisel?
=-= Chiselscape is now known as DonutArnold
<Electro> OH
<Electro> FUCK
<Electro> ACK
<Electro> ACK
<Electro> ACK
<DonutArnold> xD
<DonutArnold> ROFL
<Electro> you confused me
* Electro runs around in circles
<Electro> mental note: /whois everyone in the channel everytime you connect

Comment: #renproj - just driving Electro nuts

#437 (Image) [ Down (-6) Up ] [Submitter: Judeau]

Comment: Slap dat ho

#436 (Image) [ Down (0) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<stephen1341> whenever i start ra2yr and click on skirmish it gives me the ie.
<stephen1341> when i remove the map it works fine.
<stephen1341> if you could download the map and look at it with final alert 2 yuri's revenge
<stephen1341> and diagnose the problem i would b thankful
<Vinifera7> Based on your "detailed" report I have come to the following conclusion:
<Vinifera7> The map is causing problems. Remove it.

Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=19812

#435 (Image) [ Down (0) Up ] [Submitter: ORCACommander]

Ah, a drama whore throwing a tantrum. I knew the putrid stench of dipshitism was in the air for a reason.

Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=240823

#434 (Image) [ Down (6) Up ] [Submitter: Fenring]

<DoctorDestiny> That's why my VS2008 PHP IDE comes in HANDY AS SHIT. :p
<DCoder> theoretical question, when does shit come in handy?
<DoctorDestiny> Never, considering I was using a figure of speech.
<DCoder> gee, if only I were too stupid too know that :p
<DoctorDestiny> We know you is D. :p
<DCoder> smooth :p
<DoctorDestiny> Yep.
<DoctorDestiny> I know.
<DoctorDestiny> Smooth like concrete.
<Electro> concrete is smooth?
<DoctorDestiny> ...
<DoctorDestiny> And in comes Electro to kill joke.

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - Electro the joke killer...

#433 (Image) [ Down (1) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

*** Joins: Nighthawk (~Nighthawk@ED70C231.DD5AA26E.1F9D6157.IP)
<DCoder> hey
<Nighthawk> Hello.
<Electro> hey
<Kiith-Sa> hi
<Nighthawk> Hello.
<Electro> no, nighthawk is not an automaton
<Nighthawk> Hello.
<Nighthawk> Hehe, sorry, couldn't resist.

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - automatons

#432 (Image) [ Down (0) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<Dejajeva> There is no reciprocity. Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters.
<Dejajeva> That's my new favorite quote.

#431 (Image) [ Down (5) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

DCoder: hmm
DCoder: I think I just found a nice way to abuse YR
Kittah-Khan: ...
Kittah-Khan: don't abuse the handicapped

Comment: *rimshot*

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