<DCoder1337> some of these cimizens are quite stubborn
<DCoder1337> I intentionally built a "slums" area, like the New York housing projects, expecting to have a supply of poorly-educated workers for the industry stuff
<DCoder1337> but since I built a metro line there, they are now going all the way across the city to get educated
<DCoder1337> and my industry is bitching about lack of workers
<DCoder1337> I just threw a cop off of his bike using a sledgehammer
<DCoder1337> this game is awesome
Comment: DCoder says: if you're wondering, the game in question is "Road Redemption"
* DCoder1337 glares at Westwood
<Renegade15> <YR> Internal Error
Comment: irc.freenode.net#renproj - stop looking at me like that
<sirmods> I tried cracking the trial but it didn't work, so... I will eventually have to save up for it
<+DC1337> did someone say crack?
<sirmods> *hides cocaine*
<SteelMirage> Someone mentions something to do with computers and NOW D's interested ;-)
<+DC1337> of course
<sirmods> Well if he figures out how to crack that shit then I will shoot him with a ray to turn him into a sexy woman, and give him/her/whatever babies
<sirmods> Of course I'll have to invent that first...
* DC1337 decides the challenge of the cracking process is not worth *that*
<sirmods> Oh for god's sake
<SteelMirage> Seriously, you offer to have sex with a man for crack?
<sirmods> One turned into a woman.
<sirmods> lurn two reed
<sirmods> (like, magically, not surgically)
<sirmods> No trannies.
<SteelMirage> This is my joke now, not yours, try to keep up.
<sirmods> Baaaaaack off.
<+DC1337> y u no openminded
<sirmods> Because that's my disposition
<sirmods> But seriously, if it's a challenge, then you can have fun with it, right?
<sirmods> (I don't expect it to be one for the likes of you)
<SteelMirage> Mm-mmm-mmmm! I love the smell of a good ass kissing in the morning :-D
Comment: irc.freenode.net#renproj - cracks are valuable!
<Starkku> I suppose the question here is, who wouldn't?
* GraionDilach arises hand
<+DCoder1337> raises hand*
<GraionDilach> Either way, recursion is what I hate... but I hate porn more
* +Renegade15 watches everyone stare in disbelief
<+DCoder1337> hate... the precious?
<GraionDilach> I hate recursion because all the tests which said I should do it recursivel because i couldn't think up a way -_-
<+DCoder1337> that's not the part we're in disbelief about, Graion
<Muon> so many planes
<Muon> thankfully, there is autopilot
<Muon> I'm not sure I could entrust many tons of metal flying at hundreds of kph to humans
*** Quits: Muon (Ping timeout: 244 seconds)
<Renegade15> clearly, one of them heard him
Comment: irc.freenode.net#renproj - poorly chosen last words
<DCoder1337> ah, SOAP
<DCoder1337> how simple you are
<DCoder1337> if I enable php's native SOAP extension, synchronization with server A blows up, if I disable it and rely on the nusoap lib, synchronization with server B goes to hell
<Muon> you win
<DCoder1337> what's my prize?
<Muon> DCoder1337: any sex toy of your choice with the PHP logo embossed on it
* Muon ducks
<Renegade15> make it an anal plug
<Renegade15> then turn it into a youporn video
<Renegade15> "PHP, this is what I think of you!" *puts PHP in his ass*
<Renegade15> it would go viral and make you efamous
<DCoder1337> Ren: I'd much rather donate that, er, prize to the pornstars in need
<Renegade15> that is very noble of you
<DCoder1337> maybe get an autograph in return or something
<Muon> or the saline from a deflated breast augmentation
<Renegade15> we should join in on D's gesture and donate anal plugs with the Joomla and Windows logos as well
<DCoder1337> From the nerdy, To the needy
Comment: irc.freenode.net#renproj - donate this!
<Vassonx>: by the way
<Vassonx>: on short
<Vassonx>: "Wanna fuck?"
<Vassonx>: in MOngolian
<Vassonx>: <GraionDilach>: Naaaaaaaaahű
Comment: Graon's shitty keyboard
<AlexB__> you should really think about creating your own cloud. PornCloud.lt
<AlexB__> everything, except non-porn
Comment: irc.freenode.net#renproj - almost, but not entirely unlike tea
<Aasgier> But I'm sure there are girls which like it, however. But I'll never be surprised anymore since a girl told me she talks about bloody things (like torn off limbs during movies) during dinner.
<ImP_RuLz> oh i would love to meet her
<GraionDilach> You know what? Don't continue
<GraionDilach> On a second thought
<ImP_RuLz> i might get some inspirations for my death animations X-D
<GraionDilach> I can cunt two woman already whom I could imagine doing the same.
<ImP_RuLz> cunt? :P
<GraionDilach> DAMNED KEYBOARD
<GraionDilach> THAT'S IT? I'M GONNA REPLACE
<GraionDilach> Oh, fuck me.
<Aasgier> No, thanks.
<Aasgier> I think I reject the offer xD
<Vassonx> They say
<Vassonx> Men have tidier desktops than women
<Vassonx> If Graion is considered a man
<Zenothist> Graion is man
<Vassonx> I figure how horrible women's desktop would look like
Comment: For reference: http://yras.cncguild.net/other/gdesktop3.jpg
<DCoder1337> and if I'm reading your reference correctly, I'm not comfortable with the idea that a time rift can turn Nathan Fillion into Emily Deschanel
<Renegade15> turning guys into girls could actually work to our advantage
<Renegade15> it reduces the competition while upping the demand at the same time
<Renegade15> if we create a transgender superweapon with a large enough radius, we're automatic Heffners
Comment: irc.freenode.net#renproj - some ideas are better than others
<GraionDilach> I am harvesting recondumps.
Comment: Be vewy, vewy quiet.
[Speeder] Stop being random
[Speeder] I need competitive gameplay
[Speeder] Or at least 15% of it
Comment: A gem from the MO lobby
<DCoder1337> I just fixed 1528
<DCoder1337> by introducing |bool scat;|
<DCoder1337> anyone got problems with that?
<Renegade15> it seems like a shitty variable name
Comment: irc.freenode.net#renproj - snark
<Renegade15> how does WW draw voxels? Do they have a tiny 3D-engine in there, or are they just doing a whole lot of "should the user see this pixel" calculations?
<DCoder1337> Ren: curiosity killed the cat
<evanb90> I'd guess "imagine the most inefficient method possible"
<Renegade15> but does the cat have volume?
* Renegade15 ducks
<AlexB__> the cat can have everything, as long as you don't look
<Renegade15> so what if you do $ cat cat;?
<DCoder1337> Godel breaks down your door and demands an explanation
<Renegade15> pfft, I'll just not look at him
Comment: irc.freenode.net#renproj - cat the cat
<BobingAbout> I tried linux, then the computer exploded
Comment: irc.freenode.net#renproj - blow it up
<DCoder> MouseClass extends ScrollClass, which extends TabClass, which extends SidebarClass, which extends PowerClass, which extends RadarClass, which extends DisplayClass, which extends MapClass, which extends GScreenClass
<Renegade> so basically, the radar is a kind of mouse?
<Renegade> yeah....I think I may have identified one of westwood's development problems
Comment: irc.freenode.net#renproj - problem located!
/* in a discussion about Minecraft */
<AlexB> I already play a game where you have to create something useful out of blocks. The blocks usually end in }.
<DCoder1337> apparently the C++ STL documentation explicitly advises against doing what Westwood did
<DCoder1337> "When it is necessary to increase capacity(), vector usually increases it by a factor of two. It is crucial that the amount of growth is proportional to the current capacity(), rather than a fixed constant: in the former case inserting a series of elements into a vector is a linear time operation, and in the latter case it is quadratic."
<AlexB__> so the question is: did westwood know 10 is a constant?
/** context: Westwood's vectors always increase their capacity by 10 **/
Comment: irc.freenode.net#renproj - #define true false
<Generalcamo> Are you chinese Speeder?
<GraionDilach> Yeah, Poland is a city there.
<Generalcamo> Or do you just care for your many chinese fans
<Generalcamo> I have heard of that city
<SteelMirage> Its not like the requisite "How To" pages don't exist... Why must n00bs exist?
<DCoder1337> I think my voxel parsing code is broken
<DCoder1337> because the magnetron looks more like a camo-zebra-themed ww beetle
<DCoder1337> I think my voxel parsing code is broken
<AlexB__> ...to stay compatible with WW?
MIdAS: As said, the "sandbag" is too smooth, and the wanking animation looks wooden, other than that it looks pretty nice!
Comment: 2 months with a damaged wrist, and your brain starts playing tricks on you.......
<Nighthawk> It has also been proven that one does not simply Telnet into Mordor.
/* talking about carryall logic improvements - ships can be picked up and placed on solid ground without dying */
<DCoder1337> should I make the ships explode when landed?
<DCoder1337> should that explosion affect the carryall itself?
<Speeder_> well, if you think about realism a ship would take the carryall with it
<Speeder_> oh wait.
<Speeder_> realism. carryall. ship.
Comment: irc.freenode.net#renproj - I reject your reality and substitute my own
<Renegade15> there is an inconsistency between VectorClass and DynamicVectorClass in FindItemIndex(T *tItem)
<Renegade15> if the vector is not initialized, one returns 0, the other returns -1
<DCoder1337> nice find
<Renegade15> I didn't want to change it on my own 'cause I didn't know whether that was on purpose, or if anything relies on that
<DCoder1337> I have no idea how anything can be relying on a bug
<DCoder1337> ... in our code
<Renegade15> ...we're t--- I was just gonna say
<DCoder1337> in westwood's code, every bug relies on another bug which relies on two more
<Renegade15> it's an exiting new programming paradigm called The Bug Tree Architecture
<Renegade15> it's based on game theory and the idea that, given enough bugs, all bugs together will form an equilibrium and ensure the correct running of the code
Comment: programming is hard, let's go bowling
<Renegade15> it's a pity you don't drink
<Renegade15> once I can read the assembler, YR code would make a great drinking game
<Renegade15> everybody opens a random address, who finds retardedness has to drink
Comment: Easiest game ever?
<DCoder> Im typing up a quick reference for how to read these source code snippets
<DCoder> I was trying to write "commonly used idioms", what I typed was "commonly used idiots"
Comment: Browsing old logs
<Renegade15> I was scrolling over debug output
<Renegade15> had the words "Königsbrunn" and "Bundesliga" below each other, offset
<Renegade15> and through the scrolling, they blurred together, and my brain parsed [nig][ga]
<Renegade15> it was like scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll wait, what??
<AlexB__> probably a racist condition somewhere :p
<AlexB> i really want to see the first terrorist covered in cum to evade airport security...
<Renegade> RA2 was really just a giant side effect of somebody disabling terrain modifications for a TS patch
<Whiteboy> When in doubt, watch goatse.
Comment: msn ...
Marvin: what are some tools used for modding the *.exe s?
FurryQueen: I'm not touching that with a 10 foot pole.
Marvin: I know how to program (Mainly C++) i just want the tools for modding the exe.
Mig Eater: If you know how to program then you'd know what tools to use...
Orac: It an exe, so use what you'd usually use for modifying an exe.
Comment: See, PPM is not *completely* useless: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=401444#401444
"Quote: 'Or in my opinion,GET MORE CODERS!?'
Of course, why didn't I think of that.
* DCoder pulls five additional coders out of his magic hat."
"I knew it. You do have a magic hat."
<Renegade> when it's done, it's done
<AlexB> or it's picked up 13 years later by Gearbox :p
<DCoder> remember that guy at ppm who was trying to modify RP with a hex editor?
<DCoder> even ppm is cluebatting him
<Renegade> that's like...a stupid certification
<Renegade> "[STAMP] Guaranteed stupid enough that even PPM notices"
Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - certified stupid ( http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=398000#398000 )
wardeathfun: i never had an ares perdiction, it had todo with the Npatch version of syringe and nothing todo with ares... even read the thread. Somone asked about the npatch syringe he bragged about, then my message came about how it still hasnt been released for years. I heard PD had some HD failure and losted some stuff, thats why i guessed he didnt have it anymore
Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=391858#391851 - PPM of crappy cameos and crappier prediction
<AlexB> he's like the kid from Sixth Sense: "I see non-printable characters!"
<AlexB> sorry, i'm a little distracted by getting information out of an offline-ebook
Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - hi-tech
<Renegade> no, you fucked up at basic reading comprehension and simple logic
<Nikademis> i read the manual
* Renegade rams his head into the wall
<Nikademis> never mind lets just drop it
<Renegade> fuck it dude, let's go bowling
<DCoder> on Shabas?
<Renegade> you're not even a real jew
<Renegade> you converted because of your ex wife
*** Quits: Nikademis ( http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - eight year olds, dude.
<Kiith-Sa> hi E, leaving now
* Kiith-Sa is now known as Kiith-Bureaucracy
* Electro summons the wrath of Zeus and strikes Kiith-Bureaucracy with a bolt of lightning
* Kiith-Bureaucracy has quit (Client exited)
<DCoder> did it work?
Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - whoops
<ir3actions> My favourite dinosaur is the Pink Ranger.
<DCoder>: I was about to type Syringe "gamemd.exe" to run it without -LOG
<DCoder>: what did I type instead?
<DCoder>: Syringe "gagmemd.exe"
<m666>: You know where that's going right?
<DCoder>: right next to my story of porn on the production server, I guess
<m666>: Oh yeah.
Comment: Smooth typo, D
<DCoder> lol, fuck
<DCoder> I think I just uploaded a softporn clip to the live server
pd: i'm too stupid to install the thing i created (in a way)
pd: (LaunchBase error message about Visual C++ redist possibly not installed)
pd: i did install vc2008 now #hmm
DCoder: run it like a man
DCoder: syringe "gamemd.exe" -hurrdurr
Comment: too stupid to run what I made - yay!