Marvin: what are some tools used for modding the *.exe s?
FurryQueen: I'm not touching that with a 10 foot pole.
Marvin: I know how to program (Mainly C++) i just want the tools for modding the exe.
Mig Eater: If you know how to program then you'd know what tools to use...
Orac: It an exe, so use what you'd usually use for modifying an exe.
Comment: See, PPM is not *completely* useless: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=401444#401444
<Whiteboy> When in doubt, watch goatse.
Comment: msn ...
<Renegade> RA2 was really just a giant side effect of somebody disabling terrain modifications for a TS patch
<AlexB> i really want to see the first terrorist covered in cum to evade airport security...
<Renegade15> I was scrolling over debug output
<Renegade15> had the words "Königsbrunn" and "Bundesliga" below each other, offset
<Renegade15> and through the scrolling, they blurred together, and my brain parsed [nig][ga]
<Renegade15> it was like scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll wait, what??
<AlexB__> probably a racist condition somewhere :p
<DCoder> Im typing up a quick reference for how to read these source code snippets
<DCoder> I was trying to write "commonly used idioms", what I typed was "commonly used idiots"
Comment: Browsing old logs
<Renegade15> it's a pity you don't drink
<Renegade15> once I can read the assembler, YR code would make a great drinking game
<Renegade15> everybody opens a random address, who finds retardedness has to drink
Comment: Easiest game ever?
<Renegade15> there is an inconsistency between VectorClass and DynamicVectorClass in FindItemIndex(T *tItem)
<Renegade15> if the vector is not initialized, one returns 0, the other returns -1
<DCoder1337> nice find
<Renegade15> I didn't want to change it on my own 'cause I didn't know whether that was on purpose, or if anything relies on that
<DCoder1337> I have no idea how anything can be relying on a bug
<DCoder1337> ... in our code
<Renegade15> ...we're t--- I was just gonna say
<DCoder1337> in westwood's code, every bug relies on another bug which relies on two more
<Renegade15> it's an exiting new programming paradigm called The Bug Tree Architecture
<Renegade15> it's based on game theory and the idea that, given enough bugs, all bugs together will form an equilibrium and ensure the correct running of the code
Comment: programming is hard, let's go bowling
/* talking about carryall logic improvements - ships can be picked up and placed on solid ground without dying */
<DCoder1337> should I make the ships explode when landed?
<DCoder1337> should that explosion affect the carryall itself?
<Speeder_> well, if you think about realism a ship would take the carryall with it
<Speeder_> oh wait.
<Speeder_> realism. carryall. ship.
Comment: irc.freenode.net#renproj - I reject your reality and substitute my own
<Nighthawk> It has also been proven that one does not simply Telnet into Mordor.
MIdAS: As said, the "sandbag" is too smooth, and the wanking animation looks wooden, other than that it looks pretty nice!
Comment: 2 months with a damaged wrist, and your brain starts playing tricks on you.......
<DCoder1337> I think my voxel parsing code is broken
<AlexB__> ...to stay compatible with WW?
<DCoder1337> I think my voxel parsing code is broken
<DCoder1337> because the magnetron looks more like a camo-zebra-themed ww beetle
<SteelMirage> Its not like the requisite "How To" pages don't exist... Why must n00bs exist?
<Generalcamo> Are you chinese Speeder?
<GraionDilach> Yeah, Poland is a city there.
<Generalcamo> Or do you just care for your many chinese fans
<Generalcamo> I have heard of that city
<DCoder1337> apparently the C++ STL documentation explicitly advises against doing what Westwood did
<DCoder1337> "When it is necessary to increase capacity(), vector usually increases it by a factor of two. It is crucial that the amount of growth is proportional to the current capacity(), rather than a fixed constant: in the former case inserting a series of elements into a vector is a linear time operation, and in the latter case it is quadratic."
<AlexB__> so the question is: did westwood know 10 is a constant?
/** context: Westwood's vectors always increase their capacity by 10 **/
Comment: irc.freenode.net#renproj - #define true false
/* in a discussion about Minecraft */
<AlexB> I already play a game where you have to create something useful out of blocks. The blocks usually end in }.
<DCoder> MouseClass extends ScrollClass, which extends TabClass, which extends SidebarClass, which extends PowerClass, which extends RadarClass, which extends DisplayClass, which extends MapClass, which extends GScreenClass
<Renegade> so basically, the radar is a kind of mouse?
<Renegade> yeah....I think I may have identified one of westwood's development problems
Comment: irc.freenode.net#renproj - problem located!
<BobingAbout> I tried linux, then the computer exploded
Comment: irc.freenode.net#renproj - blow it up
<Renegade15> how does WW draw voxels? Do they have a tiny 3D-engine in there, or are they just doing a whole lot of "should the user see this pixel" calculations?
<DCoder1337> Ren: curiosity killed the cat
<evanb90> I'd guess "imagine the most inefficient method possible"
<Renegade15> but does the cat have volume?
* Renegade15 ducks
<AlexB__> the cat can have everything, as long as you don't look
<Renegade15> so what if you do $ cat cat;?
<DCoder1337> Godel breaks down your door and demands an explanation
<Renegade15> pfft, I'll just not look at him
Comment: irc.freenode.net#renproj - cat the cat
<DCoder1337> I just fixed 1528
<DCoder1337> by introducing |bool scat;|
<DCoder1337> anyone got problems with that?
<Renegade15> it seems like a shitty variable name
Comment: irc.freenode.net#renproj - snark
[Speeder] Stop being random
[Speeder] I need competitive gameplay
[Speeder] Or at least 15% of it
Comment: A gem from the MO lobby
<GraionDilach> I am harvesting recondumps.
Comment: Be vewy, vewy quiet.
<DCoder1337> and if I'm reading your reference correctly, I'm not comfortable with the idea that a time rift can turn Nathan Fillion into Emily Deschanel
<Renegade15> turning guys into girls could actually work to our advantage
<Renegade15> it reduces the competition while upping the demand at the same time
<Renegade15> if we create a transgender superweapon with a large enough radius, we're automatic Heffners
Comment: irc.freenode.net#renproj - some ideas are better than others
<Vassonx> They say
<Vassonx> Men have tidier desktops than women
<Vassonx> If Graion is considered a man
<Zenothist> Graion is man
<Vassonx> I figure how horrible women's desktop would look like
Comment: For reference: http://yras.cncguild.net/other/gdesktop3.jpg
<Aasgier> But I'm sure there are girls which like it, however. But I'll never be surprised anymore since a girl told me she talks about bloody things (like torn off limbs during movies) during dinner.
<ImP_RuLz> oh i would love to meet her
<GraionDilach> You know what? Don't continue
<GraionDilach> On a second thought
<ImP_RuLz> i might get some inspirations for my death animations X-D
<GraionDilach> I can cunt two woman already whom I could imagine doing the same.
<ImP_RuLz> cunt? :P
<GraionDilach> DAMNED KEYBOARD
<GraionDilach> THAT'S IT? I'M GONNA REPLACE
<GraionDilach> Oh, fuck me.
<Aasgier> No, thanks.
<Aasgier> I think I reject the offer xD
<AlexB__> you should really think about creating your own cloud. PornCloud.lt
<AlexB__> everything, except non-porn
Comment: irc.freenode.net#renproj - almost, but not entirely unlike tea
<Vassonx>: by the way
<Vassonx>: on short
<Vassonx>: "Wanna fuck?"
<Vassonx>: in MOngolian
<Vassonx>: <GraionDilach>: Naaaaaaaaahű
Comment: Graon's shitty keyboard
<DCoder1337> ah, SOAP
<DCoder1337> how simple you are
<DCoder1337> if I enable php's native SOAP extension, synchronization with server A blows up, if I disable it and rely on the nusoap lib, synchronization with server B goes to hell
<Muon> you win
<DCoder1337> what's my prize?
<Muon> DCoder1337: any sex toy of your choice with the PHP logo embossed on it
* Muon ducks
<Renegade15> make it an anal plug
<Renegade15> then turn it into a youporn video
<Renegade15> "PHP, this is what I think of you!" *puts PHP in his ass*
<Renegade15> it would go viral and make you efamous
<DCoder1337> Ren: I'd much rather donate that, er, prize to the pornstars in need
<Renegade15> that is very noble of you
<DCoder1337> maybe get an autograph in return or something
<Muon> or the saline from a deflated breast augmentation
<Renegade15> we should join in on D's gesture and donate anal plugs with the Joomla and Windows logos as well
<DCoder1337> From the nerdy, To the needy
Comment: irc.freenode.net#renproj - donate this!
<Muon> so many planes
<Muon> thankfully, there is autopilot
<Muon> I'm not sure I could entrust many tons of metal flying at hundreds of kph to humans
*** Quits: Muon (Ping timeout: 244 seconds)
<Renegade15> clearly, one of them heard him
Comment: irc.freenode.net#renproj - poorly chosen last words
<Starkku> I suppose the question here is, who wouldn't?
* GraionDilach arises hand
<+DCoder1337> raises hand*
<GraionDilach> Either way, recursion is what I hate... but I hate porn more
* +Renegade15 watches everyone stare in disbelief
<+DCoder1337> hate... the precious?
<GraionDilach> I hate recursion because all the tests which said I should do it recursivel because i couldn't think up a way -_-
<+DCoder1337> that's not the part we're in disbelief about, Graion
<sirmods> I tried cracking the trial but it didn't work, so... I will eventually have to save up for it
<+DC1337> did someone say crack?
<sirmods> *hides cocaine*
<SteelMirage> Someone mentions something to do with computers and NOW D's interested ;-)
<+DC1337> of course
<sirmods> Well if he figures out how to crack that shit then I will shoot him with a ray to turn him into a sexy woman, and give him/her/whatever babies
<sirmods> Of course I'll have to invent that first...
* DC1337 decides the challenge of the cracking process is not worth *that*
<sirmods> Oh for god's sake
<SteelMirage> Seriously, you offer to have sex with a man for crack?
<sirmods> One turned into a woman.
<sirmods> lurn two reed
<sirmods> (like, magically, not surgically)
<sirmods> No trannies.
<SteelMirage> This is my joke now, not yours, try to keep up.
<sirmods> Baaaaaack off.
<+DC1337> y u no openminded
<sirmods> Because that's my disposition
<sirmods> But seriously, if it's a challenge, then you can have fun with it, right?
<sirmods> (I don't expect it to be one for the likes of you)
<SteelMirage> Mm-mmm-mmmm! I love the smell of a good ass kissing in the morning :-D
Comment: irc.freenode.net#renproj - cracks are valuable!
* DCoder1337 glares at Westwood
<Renegade15> <YR> Internal Error
Comment: irc.freenode.net#renproj - stop looking at me like that
<DCoder1337> I just threw a cop off of his bike using a sledgehammer
<DCoder1337> this game is awesome
Comment: DCoder says: if you're wondering, the game in question is "Road Redemption"
<DCoder1337> some of these cimizens are quite stubborn
<DCoder1337> I intentionally built a "slums" area, like the New York housing projects, expecting to have a supply of poorly-educated workers for the industry stuff
<DCoder1337> but since I built a metro line there, they are now going all the way across the city to get educated
<DCoder1337> and my industry is bitching about lack of workers