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#592 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Marvin: what are some tools used for modding the *.exe s?
FurryQueen: I'm not touching that with a 10 foot pole.
Marvin: I know how to program (Mainly C++) i just want the tools for modding the exe.
Mig Eater: If you know how to program then you'd know what tools to use...
Orac: It an exe, so use what you'd usually use for modifying an exe.
Orac: MSPaint.

Comment: See, PPM is not *completely* useless: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=401444#401444

#594 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Whiteboy> When in doubt, watch goatse.

Comment: msn ...

#595 (Image) [ Down (12) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Renegade> RA2 was really just a giant side effect of somebody disabling terrain modifications for a TS patch
<Renegade> >_>

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj

#596 (Image) [ Down (9) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<AlexB> i really want to see the first terrorist covered in cum to evade airport security...

#597 (Image) [ Down (6) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<Renegade15> oy
<Renegade15> I was scrolling over debug output
<Renegade15> had the words "Königsbrunn" and "Bundesliga" below each other, offset
<Renegade15> and through the scrolling, they blurred together, and my brain parsed [nig][ga]
<Renegade15> it was like scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll wait, what??
<AlexB__> probably a racist condition somewhere :p

#598 (Image) [ Down (-1) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<DCoder1337> try { } catch (pokemon &p) { } ?

#599 (Image) [ Down (1) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<DCoder> Im typing up a quick reference for how to read these source code snippets
<DCoder> I was trying to write "commonly used idioms", what I typed was "commonly used idiots"

Comment: Browsing old logs

#600 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Renegade15> it's a pity you don't drink
<DCoder1337> why?
<Renegade15> once I can read the assembler, YR code would make a great drinking game
<Renegade15> everybody opens a random address, who finds retardedness has to drink

Comment: Easiest game ever?

#601 (Image) [ Down (16) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Renegade15> there is an inconsistency between VectorClass and DynamicVectorClass in FindItemIndex(T *tItem)
<Renegade15> if the vector is not initialized, one returns 0, the other returns -1
<DCoder1337> heh
<DCoder1337> nice find
<Renegade15> I didn't want to change it on my own 'cause I didn't know whether that was on purpose, or if anything relies on that
<DCoder1337> I have no idea how anything can be relying on a bug
<DCoder1337> ... in our code
<Renegade15> ...we're t--- I was just gonna say
<DCoder1337> in westwood's code, every bug relies on another bug which relies on two more
<Renegade15> it's an exiting new programming paradigm called The Bug Tree Architecture
<Renegade15> it's based on game theory and the idea that, given enough bugs, all bugs together will form an equilibrium and ensure the correct running of the code

Comment: programming is hard, let's go bowling

#602 (Image) [ Down (-1) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

/* talking about carryall logic improvements - ships can be picked up and placed on solid ground without dying */
<DCoder1337> should I make the ships explode when landed?
<DCoder1337> should that explosion affect the carryall itself?
<Speeder_> hm
<Speeder_> well, if you think about realism a ship would take the carryall with it
<Speeder_> oh wait.
<Speeder_> realism. carryall. ship.

Comment: irc.freenode.net#renproj - I reject your reality and substitute my own

#603 (Image) [ Down (17) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<Nighthawk> It has also been proven that one does not simply Telnet into Mordor.

#604 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<SteelMirage> And this is God. The ultimate SW.

#605 (Image) [ Down (-25) Up ] [Submitter: MIdAS]

MIdAS: As said, the "sandbag" is too smooth, and the wanking animation looks wooden, other than that it looks pretty nice!

Comment: 2 months with a damaged wrist, and your brain starts playing tricks on you.......

#606 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<DCoder1337> I think my voxel parsing code is broken
<AlexB__> ...to stay compatible with WW?

#607 (Image) [ Down (23) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<DCoder1337> I think my voxel parsing code is broken
[...]
<DCoder1337> because the magnetron looks more like a camo-zebra-themed ww beetle

#608 (Image) [ Down (2) Up ] [Submitter: Graion Dilach]

<SteelMirage> Its not like the requisite "How To" pages don't exist... Why must n00bs exist?

#609 (Image) [ Down (22) Up ] [Submitter: Speeder]

<Generalcamo> Are you chinese Speeder?
<GraionDilach> Yeah, Poland is a city there.
<Generalcamo> Or do you just care for your many chinese fans
<Generalcamo> I have heard of that city

#610 (Image) [ Down (2) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<DCoder1337> apparently the C++ STL documentation explicitly advises against doing what Westwood did
<DCoder1337> "When it is necessary to increase capacity(), vector usually increases it by a factor of two. It is crucial that the amount of growth is proportional to the current capacity(), rather than a fixed constant: in the former case inserting a series of elements into a vector is a linear time operation, and in the latter case it is quadratic."
<AlexB__> so the question is: did westwood know 10 is a constant?

/** context: Westwood's vectors always increase their capacity by 10 **/

Comment: irc.freenode.net#renproj - #define true false

#611 (Image) [ Down (-8) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

/* in a discussion about Minecraft */
<AlexB> I already play a game where you have to create something useful out of blocks. The blocks usually end in }.

Comment: http://forums.renegadeprojects.com/showthread.php?tid=2009

#612 (Image) [ Down (23) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<DCoder> MouseClass extends ScrollClass, which extends TabClass, which extends SidebarClass, which extends PowerClass, which extends RadarClass, which extends DisplayClass, which extends MapClass, which extends GScreenClass
<Renegade> -_^
<Renegade> so basically, the radar is a kind of mouse?
<DCoder> reverse
<Renegade> yeah....I think I may have identified one of westwood's development problems

Comment: irc.freenode.net#renproj - problem located!

#613 (Image) [ Down (9) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<BobingAbout> I tried linux, then the computer exploded

Comment: irc.freenode.net#renproj - blow it up

#614 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Renegade15> how does WW draw voxels? Do they have a tiny 3D-engine in there, or are they just doing a whole lot of "should the user see this pixel" calculations?
<DCoder1337> Ren: curiosity killed the cat
<evanb90> I'd guess "imagine the most inefficient method possible"
<Renegade15> but does the cat have volume?
* Renegade15 ducks
<AlexB__> the cat can have everything, as long as you don't look
<Renegade15> so what if you do $ cat cat;?
<DCoder1337> Godel breaks down your door and demands an explanation
<Renegade15> pfft, I'll just not look at him

Comment: irc.freenode.net#renproj - cat the cat

#615 (Image) [ Down (9) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<DCoder1337> I just fixed 1528
<DCoder1337> by introducing |bool scat;|
<DCoder1337> anyone got problems with that?
<Renegade15> it seems like a shitty variable name

Comment: irc.freenode.net#renproj - snark

#616 (Image) [ Down (9) Up ] [Submitter: Graion Dilach]

[Speeder] Zeno
[Speeder] Stop being random
[Speeder] I need competitive gameplay
[Speeder] Or at least 15% of it

Comment: A gem from the MO lobby

#617 (Image) [ Down (17) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<GraionDilach> I am harvesting recondumps.

Comment: Be vewy, vewy quiet.

#618 (Image) [ Down (5) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<AlexB__> Ares Starter. for third side countries

#619 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<DCoder1337> and if I'm reading your reference correctly, I'm not comfortable with the idea that a time rift can turn Nathan Fillion into Emily Deschanel
<Renegade15> turning guys into girls could actually work to our advantage
<Renegade15> it reduces the competition while upping the demand at the same time
<Renegade15> if we create a transgender superweapon with a large enough radius, we're automatic Heffners

Comment: irc.freenode.net#renproj - some ideas are better than others

#620 (Image) [ Down (8) Up ] [Submitter: Graion Dilach]

<Vassonx> They say
<Vassonx> Men have tidier desktops than women
<Vassonx> If Graion is considered a man
<Zenothist> Graion is man
<Vassonx> I figure how horrible women's desktop would look like

Comment: For reference: http://yras.cncguild.net/other/gdesktop3.jpg

#621 (Image) [ Down (5) Up ] [Submitter: Graion Dilach]

<Aasgier> But I'm sure there are girls which like it, however. But I'll never be surprised anymore since a girl told me she talks about bloody things (like torn off limbs during movies) during dinner.
<GraionDilach> Hm?!
<ImP_RuLz> oh i would love to meet her
<GraionDilach> You know what? Don't continue
<Aasgier> :P
<GraionDilach> TBH
<GraionDilach> On a second thought
<ImP_RuLz> i might get some inspirations for my death animations X-D
<GraionDilach> I can cunt two woman already whom I could imagine doing the same.
<GraionDilach> *count
<ImP_RuLz> cunt? :P
<GraionDilach> DAMNED KEYBOARD
<GraionDilach> THAT'S IT? I'M GONNA REPLACE
<ImP_RuLz> FINALLY!!!!
<GraionDilach> Oh, fuck me.
<Aasgier> No, thanks.
<GraionDilach> -_-
<Aasgier> I think I reject the offer xD

#622 (Image) [ Down (19) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<AlexB__> you should really think about creating your own cloud. PornCloud.lt
<AlexB__> everything, except non-porn

Comment: irc.freenode.net#renproj - almost, but not entirely unlike tea

#623 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: Vassonx]

<Vassonx>: by the way
<Vassonx>: Graion
<Vassonx>: Naaaaaaaaaaahu
<Vassonx>: or
<Vassonx>: on short
<Vassonx>: Naahuu
<Vassonx>: mean
<Vassonx>: means
<Vassonx>: "Wanna fuck?"
<Vassonx>: in MOngolian
<Vassonx>: <GraionDilach>: Naaaaaaaaahű

Comment: Graon's shitty keyboard

#624 (Image) [ Down (11) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder1337]

<DCoder1337> ah, SOAP
<DCoder1337> how simple you are
<DCoder1337> if I enable php's native SOAP extension, synchronization with server A blows up, if I disable it and rely on the nusoap lib, synchronization with server B goes to hell
<Muon> you win
<DCoder1337> what's my prize?
<Muon> DCoder1337: any sex toy of your choice with the PHP logo embossed on it
* Muon ducks
<Renegade15> make it an anal plug
<Renegade15> then turn it into a youporn video
<Renegade15> "PHP, this is what I think of you!" *puts PHP in his ass*
<Renegade15> it would go viral and make you efamous
<DCoder1337> Ren: I'd much rather donate that, er, prize to the pornstars in need
<Renegade15> that is very noble of you
<DCoder1337> maybe get an autograph in return or something
<Muon> or the saline from a deflated breast augmentation
<Renegade15> we should join in on D's gesture and donate anal plugs with the Joomla and Windows logos as well
<DCoder1337> From the nerdy, To the needy

Comment: irc.freenode.net#renproj - donate this!

#625 (Image) [ Down (6) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder1337]

<DCoder1337> http://www.flightradar24.com/
<Muon> wow
<Muon> so many planes
<Muon> thankfully, there is autopilot
<Muon> I'm not sure I could entrust many tons of metal flying at hundreds of kph to humans
<Muon> *exclusively
*** Quits: Muon (Ping timeout: 244 seconds)
<Renegade15> clearly, one of them heard him

Comment: irc.freenode.net#renproj - poorly chosen last words

#626 (Image) [ Down (8) Up ] [Submitter: Graion Dilach]

<+DCoder1337> http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/355viu/
<Starkku> I suppose the question here is, who wouldn't?
* GraionDilach arises hand
<+DCoder1337> raises hand*
<GraionDilach> Either way, recursion is what I hate... but I hate porn more
* +Renegade15 watches everyone stare in disbelief
<+DCoder1337> wat
<+DCoder1337> hate... the precious?
<GraionDilach> I hate recursion because all the tests which said I should do it recursivel because i couldn't think up a way -_-
<+DCoder1337> that's not the part we're in disbelief about, Graion

#628 (Image) [ Down (6) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Comment: irc.freenode.net#renproj - cracks are valuable!

#629 (Image) [ Down (791) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

* DCoder1337 glares at Westwood
<Renegade15> <YR> Internal Error

Comment: irc.freenode.net#renproj - stop looking at me like that

#631 (Image) [ Down (2) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<DCoder1337> I just threw a cop off of his bike using a sledgehammer
<DCoder1337> this game is awesome

Comment: DCoder says: if you're wondering, the game in question is "Road Redemption"

#632 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<DCoder1337> some of these cimizens are quite stubborn
<DCoder1337> I intentionally built a "slums" area, like the New York housing projects, expecting to have a supply of poorly-educated workers for the industry stuff
<DCoder1337> but since I built a metro line there, they are now going all the way across the city to get educated
<DCoder1337> and my industry is bitching about lack of workers

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