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#512 (Image) [ Down (-14) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<Renegade> you know what would also be fun?
<Renegade> adding !8ball to the bad words list
<DCoder> haha
<DCoder> yes
<DCoder> and not telling anyone
<Renegade> indeed
<Electro> oh, whyyy?
<Renegade> because it would be awesome
<DCoder> !8ball will it happen?
<Biblio> DCoder: NOT

#514 (Image) [ Down (-11) Up ] [Submitter: MT]

so here my Omni Tank .. i know its much to big and
almost useless but maybe its good for IG intros or
campaigns :p
i made it without any idea of the right size .....



For some reason, I kind of like it. I think. But you better not let EA see this, or else they'll enlarge it ten times the size now and put it in Red Alert 4 as an infantry unit.

Comment: Funny cuz its true xD - http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=22640

#515 (Image) [ Down (9) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<Shiori> Hey, I like side boob
<Shiori> I like side boob more than frontal boob for the most part, to be honst
<Shiori> Side boob makes you hopeful ("Hey, maybe I'll get lucky and see the whole thing! Sweet!) wherease front boob shows you the horrible truth about sagginess

#516 (Image) [ Down (9) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]


Comment: bummer, eh

#517 (Image) [ Down (-7) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<DCoder> hmm
<DCoder> my love for icecream will never be the same
<DCoder> my mind just notified me that this piece of frozen fruit juice icecream I'm having is shaped quite uncannily like a dildo

#518 (Image) [ Down (14) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<Mathieas> what the heck is urban baby?
<milo_went> very populated, sweetie.

Comment: http://www.urbanbaby.com/

#519 (Image) [ Down (0) Up ] [Submitter: Lt_Albrecht]

<DCoder>: oh come on
<DCoder>: stupid control panel is still installing its crap
<lt_Albrecht>: :P
<lt_Albrecht>: how much RAM has that lappy got?
<DCoder>: I remember when drivers were small enough to not require a CD for installation
<lt_Albrecht>: XD
<DCoder>: 2 GB iirc
<lt_Albrecht>: what did they come on? A slip of paper covered in 1s and 0s, o aged one?
<DCoder>: get off my lawn, you
<DCoder>: :P
<lt_Albrecht>: XD

Comment: Oh wise Dcoder of the mountain...

#521 (Image) [ Down (1) Up ] [Submitter: Lt_Albrecht]

<lt_Albrecht>: unlucky I guess..
<lt_Albrecht>: what's this device?
<Renegade>: ahro's device
<lt_Albrecht>: ah
<lt_Albrecht>: Ahro, what is this thing?
<Renegade>: that sounds wrong
<lt_Albrecht>: lol
<Renegade>: though the implication of ahro having trouble getting his device to run is humorous

Comment: Ahro can't run his device... :P

#522 (Image) [ Down (9) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Ahrotahntee> I got a privmsg on PPM too
<Ahrotahntee> I was going to read it, but then I stopped caring

Comment: who cares for Adon^HPPM?

#523 (Image) [ Down (-11) Up ] [Submitter: Lt_Albrecht(again)]

<Renegade>: holy crap 0_0 it works!
<lt_albrecht>: ?
<lt_albrecht>: what works?
<Renegade>: nothing
<lt_albrecht>: erm...
<lt_albrecht>: complicated?
<Renegade>: POST via AJAX
<lt_albrecht>: ooooh, code stuff
<Renegade>: not complicated
<Renegade>: just...
<lt_albrecht>: not for you
+++ Diablo has given admin to DCoder
+++ Diablo has given op to DCoder
<Renegade>: ...it took me sending the server "penis - mine is long" to finally figure it out
<Renegade>: wb
<lt_albrecht>: lol
<Renegade>: I sure hope their logs don't log POST >_>
<Renegade>: or that at least no one looks at them <_<

Comment: ren sent penis boasts to the server...

#524 (Image) [ Down (-1) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<zzattack> what framerates do u get at max?
<zzattack> last time i checked I had 190 for a few minutes
<Renegade> then the game started?

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - join already

#525 (Image) [ Down (-4) Up ] [Submitter: Lt_Albrecht]

Crimsonium [Explanation he has problems with his mod and TFD 1.03 Rev4]
Starkiller: [Does not understand]
Lt Albrecht: [Simplified explanation]
AltomareXD: [Suggests using the XCC clt to integrate Crim's rules with a standard one]
Starkiller: I think you added new units to the game. Did you? I had the same problem before too.

Comment: He's fucking done it again...

#526 (Image) [ Down (-5) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<Renegade15> which of course leads to the question - why do people rely on other people's ideas to form their own idea of morality?
<ir3actions> I used to.
<Renegade15> should a person not just know what feels right and what doesn't?
<ir3actions> But once my mother explained why homosexuals had to die in flaming agony...
<ir3actions> I decided to rely on comic books instead.

#527 (Image) [ Down (18) Up ] [Submitter: MT]

Guest: Fixing some small random YR bug is like installing turbo to a broken car

Comment: http://forums.renegadeprojects.com/showthread.php?tid=1295&pid=14187#pid14187

#529 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<ConMan> why is porn welcome and anime isn't
<ConMan> what if its hentai
<lt_Albrecht> XD
<lt_Albrecht> Anime deprives pornstars of work
<ConMan> still they can do voiceovers
<lt_Albrecht> more people are employed in real porn than drawn
<lt_Albrecht> and renproj likes to support the economy

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - support the economy!

#533 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: Orac]

let's not forget how worthless hunter seekers are,
sure, the AI can target our shit,
but when we set it off it hits a FUCKING TREE.

Comment: yep, TS works like that.

#534 (Image) [ Down (-9) Up ] [Submitter: Albrecht]

<lt_Albrecht>: is it bad if all I need to bring up renproj AND porn is one letter and one click in the URL bar?
<lt_Albrecht>: well... not both at one, but you know hat I mean.
<lt_Albrecht>: is that a bad thing?
<DCoder>: I already made that observation a while ago
<DCoder>: all hail the awesomebar?
<lt_Albrecht>: XD

Comment: guess what porn...

#539 (Image) [ Down (5) Up ] [Submitter: Albrecht]

EVA-251/evanb90 :: Open for APB, RA3:: Oh hai says:
If I have a missing model in Quake 1, it crashes to the console
After telling me what it could not find
Josh-I'M FREE! FUCKING FREEE!!!! says:
in YR....
to desktop
after leaving code crap
EVA-251/evanb90 :: Open for APB, RA3:: Oh hai says:
Code errors don't generally happen either, as you have to run your shit through a compiler
Josh-I'M FREE! FUCKING FREEE!!!! says:
EVA-251/evanb90 :: Open for APB, RA3:: Oh hai says:
And if they do happen, it tells me right down the segment of QC that is the problem after crashing to the console
*to the segment
The only times it crashes to the desktop is when there is a serious issue, like the game ran out of allocated RAM or the heapsize was too big
Josh-I'M FREE! FUCKING FREEE!!!! says:
unlike YR
which crashes if a conscript looks at a tank cock-eyed

Comment: YR, so unstable..

#540 (Image) [ Down (12) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

*** Joins: Bob (52c9f42c@burn-680F0A3C.mibbit.com)
<DCoder> hi
<Renegade> heh
<Bob> hi,
<Renegade> hello there
<Bob> can i ask about something in red alert 2?
<DCoder> sure
<Bob> when i try to press on internet"to play it online"
<Bob> it tells me:
<Bob> the westood online support library is either missing or invalid please reinstall the shared internet components from you cd
<DCoder> have you tried doing that?
<Bob> nope
<Renegade> doing what the error suggests to resolve it might resolve the error.

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - we don't need no education

#541 (Image) [ Down (6) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Renegade> the interesting question, of course, is now:
<Renegade> if "Yuri" is lesbian hentai, is lesbians fucking guys with strap-ons "Yuri's Revenge"?

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - curious minds want to know

#542 (Image) [ Down (35) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

(talking about the lightposts in YR and how badly they look)
<DCoder> the stupid part is that there's no way to draw part of the cell brighter than the rest of the cell in that function
<DCoder> and that's why all those lightposts look like tiled goatse
<Saberhawk> Stop giving them that much credit.
<Saberhawk> goatse at least became an internet phenomenom

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - famous

#543 (Image) [ Down (9) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<Electro> behold the suckishness and creativity (or lack thereof) of my art:
<Electro> http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/1980/catomlogo.png
<DCoder> that's not how a magnet works

#548 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: Electro]

<Electro> Wir sind allein.
<Renegade> Creepy, dude
* Renegade puts on a chastity belt

Comment: irc.burnirc.net #RenProj - after dark

#550 (Image) [ Down (11) Up ] [Submitter: MT]

robertmurray1988: I want the AI always to choose GDI in skirmish mode. Is that possible and if so, what do I have to do?

hotrods20: im a little rusty on this game but if theres a rules ini look in there

#551 (Image) [ Down (5) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<DCoder> oh, brilllllllant
<DCoder> leftovers from TS
<DCoder> you want to hax this game? as in, run your own shellcode? all you need to do is [edited away]
<Electro> what...
<Electro> the...
<Electro> FUCK
<Electro> how the hell do you screw up that bad?
<DCoder> classic buffer overflow
<DCoder> if you don't know what that is, don't touch my C/C++
<Electro> I know what a buffer overflow is
<DCoder> okay then
<Electro> but... the question is...
<DoctorDestiny> wut's a buffer?

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - good question

#552 (Image) [ Down (-4) Up ] [Submitter: Electro]

<Saberhawk> http://06839.tinysd.com/
<Electro> I smell faeces
<Saberhawk> o_O
<Saberhawk> I'm sorry, there's no public interface yet
<Saberhawk> The only interface for adding links is hiding at https://secure.tinysd.com/
<Saberhawk> And you can't have access
* Electro steals access
<Saberhawk> Sure, good luck with that
<Saberhawk> There are only two ways into there
<Saberhawk> One of which is being me (good luck stealing the cryptographic keys needed to pull *that* off)
<Saberhawk> The other is paying me $50 a month ;)
* Electro pays Saberhawk $50i
* Saberhawk realizes that he should specify USD

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - money, money, money...

#553 (Image) [ Down (-7) Up ] [Submitter: Electro]

<Kiith-Sa> lol: my mom now seems to be more anti-MS than myself
<Kiith-Sa> I guess I should stop talking about Linux that much

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - influence

#554 (Image) [ Down (10) Up ] [Submitter: m666]

<DC|Weekend>: what technologies are we thinking of here?
<Renegade>: giant penises on apocalypse tanks.
<m666>: If we use trucka -> truckb idea, then the need for certain technologies disappear.
<DC|Weekend>: always relevant.
<Renegade>: of course. how else is the game gonna end in a virtual dick comparison? ^^
<m666>: XD
<Electro>: hah
<DC|Weekend>: well, you won't have a dangling pointer comparison without that either
<m666>: I don't know if that's a code reference or a penis joke.
<Electro>: wtf
<m666>: The sad thing is it could be both. XD
<DC|Weekend>: it is

#555 (Image) [ Down (-12) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<DoctorDestiny> Fuck me sideways.
<DoctorDestiny> Then seven ways from Sunday.
<DoctorDestiny> While running.
<DCoder> kinky
<DoctorDestiny> You know me.

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - fetishistas

#558 (Image) [ Down (12) Up ] [Submitter: Fenring]

<benthespirit> I have uploded my sound card, no changement

Comment: C&C Den funnies: http://forums.cncden.com/showthread.php?t=25570

#559 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Orac> So more of the "make YR work properly" variety of Ares tasks.
<DCoder> that would be a nice thing to do... so many requests, so little time
<Orac> Make the fan vote on the ones which are important, then do only those?
<DCoder> ew no
<Orac> make every new request require the applicant's kidney before being considered?
<DCoder> lol
<Renegade> I like his way of thinking
<Renegade> we could enable bug sponsoring
<Renegade> "This bug has priority because a fellow community member sacrificed his kidney for it!"

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - sponsored link

#560 (Image) [ Down (0) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<DCoder> I might just code something badass for ares today
<Orac> I thought that Ares was already filled with badass
<DCoder> can never have too much badass
<DCoder> just like you can't have too much girl on girl action
<Orac> Will Ares have girl-on-girl?
<DCoder> lol
<ShaRose> add a cheat code
<Renegade> if you add a working EvaOnTanya=true, I'll personally patch wine to ensure Syringe runs
<ShaRose> ctrl+shift+h+j+f+b makes girl on girl action play as a movie over the map
<Renegade> (working as intended, not as coded ;) )
<DCoder> and where does the movie come from?
<Orac> That'd liven up YR
<ShaRose> well on the plus side it'd need to be small as hell
<Renegade> that's a plus side?
<Orac> It could be done as an HVA anim for a voxel.
<DCoder> lol
<Renegade> would be much more fun as an idle anim for Tanya, though
<Renegade> or as the cheer one
<Renegade> "press C for cunt"
<Renegade> or something
<DCoder> if you paint it, it will work

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - beware of boredom

#563 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<DCoder> in the issue, it's StackHash, which suggests Microsoft's anti-hacking feature like ASLR or DEP
<Renegade> yeah, just found that
<Renegade> typical microsoft
<Renegade> you inject a whole shitload of code into a running program
<Renegade> execute it fine
<Renegade> and then, when you end it, its hacking protection fires
<Renegade> x_x

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - lol

#565 (Image) [ Down (0) Up ] [Submitter: Orac]

Romanian Guy:
Why are you so againt spotlighting voxels? Ooo now I remember, long time ago you released a black vehicle voxel, you keep said "Spotligth this now" but no one did becuse it was crap. Somehow that situation hurted your feelings and now are you agaist it
[:D repeated dozens of times]

i pick your left eye out you head and search for someone who has aids to pee in your eyehole...

Comment: Oh God, have mercy. -- http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=348674#348674

#566 (Image) [ Down (-20) Up ] [Submitter: The Lieutenant]

Doctor Destiny says:
Josh- V for Vendetta says:
Doctor Destiny says:
Josh- V for Vendetta says:
Doctor Destiny says:
Josh- V for Vendetta says:

Comment: Politest internet arguement ever

#575 (Image) [ Down (44) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<DCoder> cute
<DCoder> my Amazon.co.uk recommendations consist of C++, Hacking, and Malware Forensics books
<DCoder> ...
<DCoder> and a Zapf Creations Barbie
<DCoder> wtf

#576 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<DCoder> I have encountered people worse than noobs
<DCoder> they are the people who actually upload episodes of Teletubbies to my favourite tracker

#577 (Image) [ Down (-1) Up ] [Submitter: MT]

[releasing some stuff based off pre-release YR screenshots. Snipped]
oh and if u have lags then add this to Ra2MD.ini coud work on ra2 maybe to


more info at http://forums.renegadeprojects.com/showthread.php?tid=1259

it works without rockpatch2/ares special tanks to DCoder

Comment: When people at PPM discover Ares - http://ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=26005

#578 (Image) [ Down (12) Up ] [Submitter: pd]

pd: i'm too stupid to install the thing i created (in a way)
DCoder: ...
DCoder: wat
pd: (LaunchBase error message about Visual C++ redist possibly not installed)
pd: i did install vc2008 now #hmm
DCoder: run it like a man
DCoder: syringe "gamemd.exe" -hurrdurr

Comment: too stupid to run what I made - yay!

#580 (Image) [ Down (-6) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<DCoder> lol, fuck
<DCoder> I think I just uploaded a softporn clip to the live server

#581 (Image) [ Down (11) Up ] [Submitter: m666]

<DCoder>: I was about to type Syringe "gamemd.exe" to run it without -LOG
<DCoder>: what did I type instead?
<DCoder>: Syringe "gagmemd.exe"
<m666>: ...XD
<m666>: You know where that's going right?
<DCoder>: right next to my story of porn on the production server, I guess
<m666>: Oh yeah.

Comment: Smooth typo, D

#582 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<ir3actions> My favourite dinosaur is the Pink Ranger.

#583 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: Electro]

<Kiith-Sa> hi E, leaving now
* Kiith-Sa is now known as Kiith-Bureaucracy
* Electro summons the wrath of Zeus and strikes Kiith-Bureaucracy with a bolt of lightning
* Kiith-Bureaucracy has quit (Client exited)
<DCoder> did it work?
<Electro> whoops

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - whoops

#584 (Image) [ Down (-3) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Renegade> no, you fucked up at basic reading comprehension and simple logic
<Nikademis> how?
<Nikademis> i read the manual
<Renegade> gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
* Renegade rams his head into the wall
<Nikademis> never mind lets just drop it
<Renegade> fuck it dude, let's go bowling
<DCoder> on Shabas?
<Renegade> you're not even a real jew
<Renegade> you converted because of your ex wife
*** Quits: Nikademis ( http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - eight year olds, dude.

#585 (Image) [ Down (15) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<AlexB> sorry, i'm a little distracted by getting information out of an offline-ebook
<Renegade> "reading"?

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - hi-tech

#587 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<AlexB> he's like the kid from Sixth Sense: "I see non-printable characters!"

#588 (Image) [ Down (1) Up ] [Submitter: MRMIdAS]

wardeathfun: i never had an ares perdiction, it had todo with the Npatch version of syringe and nothing todo with ares... even read the thread. Somone asked about the npatch syringe he bragged about, then my message came about how it still hasnt been released for years. I heard PD had some HD failure and losted some stuff, thats why i guessed he didnt have it anymore

Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=391858#391851 - PPM of crappy cameos and crappier prediction

#589 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<DCoder> remember that guy at ppm who was trying to modify RP with a hex editor?
<Renegade> yes
<DCoder> even ppm is cluebatting him
<Renegade> ouch
<Renegade> that's like...a stupid certification
<Renegade> "[STAMP] Guaranteed stupid enough that even PPM notices"

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - certified stupid ( http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=398000#398000 )

#590 (Image) [ Down (22) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<Renegade> when it's done, it's done
<AlexB> or it's picked up 13 years later by Gearbox :p

#591 (Image) [ Down (13) Up ] [Submitter: Orac]

"Quote: 'Or in my opinion,GET MORE CODERS!?'

Of course, why didn't I think of that.
* DCoder pulls five additional coders out of his magic hat."

"I knew it. You do have a magic hat."

Comment: http://forums.renegadeprojects.com/showthread.php?tid=1670&

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