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#444 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - Random encounters. Operative word "random".

#445 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<wthigon> Cannis how did you make the seige choppers land and lift off really fast?
<lokey57> he probably increased the speed or something like that

Comment: http://www.cannis.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=6690 - brilliant observations

#446 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Bikerboy7> Apparently you didnt catch my sarcasm
<Shinigami> Sorry, I'm used to people being stupid.

Comment: http://www.cannis.net/forum/index.php?s=&showtopic=3491&view=findpost&p=88025

#448 (Image) [ Down (16) Up ] [Submitter: Electro]

<Electro> Kittah: shut up, D's in code agony
<Kittah> he always is
<Kittah> he's doing it to himself
<Kittah> just like some sort of heroin junky
<Kittah> except he's sniffing it through his brain
<Kittah> which is not what you do with heroin
<Kittah> the sniffing that is
<Kittah> there probably are people who directly inject it into their brains

Comment: irc://irc.gamernet.org#RenProj - Westwood is driving DCoder nuts, part II

#449 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: Sirmods]

Ṧįғ Ḿởđşǻłǿŧ says:
Shit, I think you just found a way to give him a 5-finger prostate exam over IP

DCoder says:
that's one visual I didn't want to have

Comment: http://www.deezire.net/forums/deezire-projects-discussion/8854-private-use-mods-no-uploading-internet.html#post99131

#450 (Image) [ Down (10) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Fenring says:
wow...
He tried so hard.
I think I feel sorry for him.
No wait.
That was gas.
My mistake.

Comment: If only the subject of the discussion had any idea we're talking about him... it'd be a priceless show.

#451 (Image) [ Down (-6) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<SSAAMM> Spore works around spore..
<ShaRose> SSAAMM your mother works around my penis
<SSAAMM> ShaRose that's what she said.
<SSAAMM> wait... oh shi-

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - ShaRose's funnies

#452 (Image) [ Down (-30) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Marshall> I'm guessing the ones who didn't need any medication were taking the medication of those who did.

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - why couldn't westwood code

#453 (Image) [ Down (11) Up ] [Submitter: ORCACommander]

<Phobonaut> FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS ztyping RETARDED BULLSHIT ztype XCC MIXER REFUSES TO LOAD ANY OF THE .PAL FILES SO I CAN'T SEE SHIT AND IT'S ztyping PISSING ME OFF AND I'VE HAD IT, ztype SOMEONE HELP ME BEFORE I POP A VEIN...
<snip>
<DCoder> Pop a vein right now, if you wish. We're not the ones who'll have to clean it up.

Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=20786

#454 (Image) [ Down (-5) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<DCoder> I dare you to make sense of this westwood function
<Kittah-Khan> don't tase me bro
*WTF goes here*
<Kittah-Khan> ...
<Kittah-Khan> I can't, it makes no sense
*analysis with no reasonable explanation*
<DCoder> it is a special pointer, it's NEVER 0
<DCoder> so this is a multilayered wtf
<DCoder> like a fucking onion
<DCoder> you peel and you peel and you cry at each step
<Kittah-Khan> it just keeps on making you cry
<DCoder> exactly
<Kittah-Khan> now STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME YOU EVIL EVIL MAN
<Kittah-Khan> I DO NOT WANT TO BUY ONIONS
<DCoder> mmm, fried onions

Comment: westwood code: NEVER FORGET

#455 (Image) [ Down (-4) Up ] [Submitter: Electro]

<Electro> it's like a sine wave
<Electro> he's in
<Electro> he's out
<Electro> he's in
<Electro> he's out
<DCoder> you just described 95% of all porn

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - after pd declared his second retirement and E noticed a pattern

#458 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: IcySon55]

* I_Am (Derek@burn-8E4546AD.hsd1.fl.comcast.net) has joined #RenProj
* I_Am (Derek@burn-8E4546AD.hsd1.fl.comcast.net) has left #RenProj
<Renegade> He_Was

Comment: Only in #RenProj

#461 (Image) [ Down (39) Up ] [Submitter: MT]

Javier wrote: PPM is dying? Is he a person that created this website?

Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=21062

#462 (Image) [ Down (5) Up ] [Submitter: MT]

<Topic about Obama and McCain talking>

Javier:
They should talk about the Global Recession. But I think Economy today is better than last year.

Comment: Javier knows a lot about the US economy! http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=21091

#466 (Image) [ Down (-11) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade and DCoder]

<Ahrotahntee> I found the most horrid naming convention today
<Ahrotahntee> and what's hilarious is it doesn't sound like a bad idea until you come across this specific example
<Ahrotahntee> I work with an AS/400 computer along with Icy on some days, they don't support long names
<Ahrotahntee> so I found a username or library name or something that was for an assistant (abbrievated ASST) Amer. The log entry read: 42 files changed by/in ASSTAMER

#468 (Image) [ Down (13) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Renegade> your posts are just slightly above viagra spam on the significance scale
<MRMidas> But viagra is _useful_

Comment: http://forums.renegadeprojects.com/showthread.php?tid=1185 - of guests and c1a1is

#469 (Image) [ Down (2) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

DCoder: apparently the combined forces of DC, Icy, Ren and bob grilling him are too much even for a troll like that
Ṧįғ Ḿởđşǻłǿŧ: By your powers combined, you are..... the Anti-Troll Brigade!
Ṧįғ Ḿởđşǻłǿŧ: Or something. I couldn't think of a mega huge awesome single entity that you'd make up.

Comment: msn funnies

#470 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: MT]

[Christmas Thread]

<snip>

Oshog:
@ Lt. Albrecht. Jesus was real. Do not doubt that. But he was no god. He was an innovator and a Jewish revolutionairy.

Yay for Christmas. Presents.

<snip>

Revolutionary:
@Oshog
Quote:"Jewish revolutionary"

im not jewish and i am not aware that i have a jewish counterpart

Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=21268

#471 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: IcySon55]

Comment: Ignorance knows no bounds...

#472 (Image) [ Down (-8) Up ] [Submitter: ChielScape]

Comment: nerdpr0n

#475 (Image) [ Down (-3) Up ] [Submitter: MT]

Dragonologychris:
i need help with my rules/art.ini can you help me by telling me how to fix it or fix it for me?
because this is what happens when i try to play.

here it is my rules/art.ini

Bittah Commander:
<3 Paragraphs of help concerning that the problem is a new faction added>

Hydralisk:
I think you edited the price of your units. That's what happened to me when I did that. If you edited prices of any units, change them back. If you add a new unit, check it's properties.

Comment: Quality Assured PPM help service http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=21383

#476 (Image) [ Down (-1) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Renegade> porn, this is seagate. seagate, porn. I hereby declare you data and drive.
<Renegade> you may now magnetize the blocks.

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - DCoder's buying a new hard drive

#477 (Image) [ Down (-4) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

ChielScape: quote 476 is simply awesome
ChielScape: tell ren i love him

Comment: unrequited love?

#479 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: Electro]

<Delta> Hello everyone, i have become a idea

Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=280299

#481 (Image) [ Down (19) Up ] [Submitter: MT]

<Site News>

New voxels for the Spotlighted Voxels section.
-----------------------------
Aro: Azri_apoc is a talented voxel artist who has not long been a member of PPM. He started off a thread a while ago showing some of his latest pieces of work which where top quality voxels. All of these voxels where made specifically for Red Alert 2, and ten of them have finally been released. You can download these top quality voxels here.

Javier: So?

Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=21633

#482 (Image) [ Down (-6) Up ] [Submitter: Electro]

<ChielScape> reminds me i need to pick some nice hentai to watch together next weekend

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - Follow the yellow /b/rick road...

#483 (Image) [ Down (8) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

*** Quits: Electro (Why am I expecting a volley of "he's gone" after I leave?)
<DCoder> he's gone
<DCoder> bring out the champagne and the hookers
<Clazzy> lol
<ChielScape> meh
<ChielScape> forget the champagne
<ChielScape> get more hookers instead

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - variations on an old theme

#484 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: MT]

<Nikademis Von Hisson>
1st - the quote, its not a quote its from the MODENC. If you want me to put quotes around it, fine I will, point taken and will remember
...

Comment: The quote is not a quote its just from somewhere else. XD. http://forums.renegadeprojects.com/showthread.php?tid=1217

#486 (Image) [ Down (-23) Up ] [Submitter: MT]

Comment: Typicial PPM day...

#488 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<Maddy|cleans> CLOSE THE MOTHER EFFING TABS
<Renegade15> :O
<Renegade15> maddy! that is not how a lady talks!
<Maddy|cleans> it is once a week every month
<Maddy|cleans> >.>

#489 (Image) [ Down (8) Up ] [Submitter: MT]

ModernDayWorrier:
[Map Ini question]
battleship bombardment type weapons

In a map ini, is it possible to have an ordinary weapon be fired strictly by a command button with a timer different then that of its reloading time? I understand you can do this with any weapon (the Comanche rocketpod is an example) however the reload time is retained as defined in weapon.ini. Id like to know if there is a way to override this without modding the game.

<snip>

Dutchygamer:
I think that what you want is quite impossible to do without modding.

ChielScape:
"I think that what you want is quite impossible to do without modding."
Guess what? This is a modding forum!
<giant 4chan smiley>

Dutchygamer:
Guess what? You f*cking annoy me! Read the thread before posting moron

Comment: Many posts like this by him in rapid succession. A ban followed minutes later http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=21831

#490 (Image) [ Down (-6) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<cheddarcheese> find a bucket
<cheddarcheese> go inside it
<cheddarcheese> and stay there
<cheddarcheese> plz

Comment: Responding to unsolicited, barely coherent rambling of a n00b

#491 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Renegade> you know what I love about this?
<DCoder> do tell
<Renegade> I could basically stop learning C++ right now
<DCoder> xD
<Renegade> and Westwood proves that I can still be a game programmer

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - career is easy!

#492 (Image) [ Down (-24) Up ] [Submitter: sirmods]

Tim -|- Giving out hosting. |  I r hacked the wii says:
I'm sad, 4chan couldn't rule 34 voltron
so i lost 10 bucks

Comment: Chiel's conversation with I_AM, relayed to me

#493 (Image) [ Down (2) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

pd says: hm
pd says: rating amazon sellers
pd says: i guess they'll wonder
pd says: why the hell i do that 3 months after purchasing
pd says: i'm too damn lazy

Comment: msn - lazytown

#495 (Image) [ Down (-1) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Sir Modsalot: "Jan 31st will be an interesting one" Hmmmmm? :P
DCoder: first ares build for testers since pd quit in mid-october :p
DCoder: fucktons of new toys from their pov
Sir Modsalot: Ahhhhh
Sir Modsalot: Like what?
DCoder: like solid buildings, so projectiles will actually collide with them instead of flying right through
Sir Modsalot: .....what the....... wow. I never expected that.....
DCoder: yeaaaah
DCoder: welcome to the new world
Sir Modsalot: How the hell did you do that?
DCoder: magic
DCoder: like a lot of things I do
Sir Modsalot: DAMN YOU! Stop reading my mind.
Sir Modsalot: I was about to ask if you had a magic coding wand or something stashed in a drawer
Sir Modsalot: and some kind of Latin chant that you have memorised
Sir Modsalot: So that if you want to add something awesome that nobody could see coming you just pop the side panel off
Sir Modsalot: your system case and tap the hard drive with the wand, then recite the chant
Sir Modsalot: and *ding!* new Ares build.

Comment: msn - it's a kind of magic

#496 (Image) [ Down (8) Up ] [Submitter: Saberhawk]

* NotSaberhawk (mark@burn-7C840C0D.dhcp.embarqhsd.net) has joined #renproj
<~Renegade> :O
<~Renegade> the evil twin saber is sneaking up on the good one!
* Saberhawk (mark@burn-7C840C0D.dhcp.embarqhsd.net) Quit (Ping timeout)
<~Renegade> :O :O he killed him!
<ShaRose> THE SHIT JUST FIT THE FAN MAN
<ShaRose> WE ARE ALL FUCKED
* ~Renegade arms himself
<~Renegade> stay back, NotSaber! I have a bot and I'm not afraid to use him!
<&Diablo> right on.

#497 (Image) [ Down (5) Up ] [Submitter: MT]

iloo: Desing A New Buildings Help Me :( Buildings PhotoShop Desing ? İfnot Shp Builder ?

DCoder: THIS IS NOT A REQUEST FORUM YOU MAROON

#498 (Image) [ Down (-5) Up ] [Submitter: Albrecht]

<Renegade>: with this order, you evaluate the predicted health every time, and *then* check if it's needed - you would only ever *not* do the second check if the target was dead anyway.
<Lt_Albrecht>: *reads*
<Lt_Albrecht>: *realises*
<Lt_Albrecht>: *facepalms* I'm out of my mind. I don't get a line of C++ But I understand what you're saying too a degree
<DCoder>: it's okay
<DCoder>: nobody here gets C++, we just pretend we're cool enough to read it :p

Comment: Last line

#499 (Image) [ Down (-3) Up ] [Submitter: MT]

Nikademis:

How to make Revora better? I find that most of the questions in the forums could be eliminated with better tutorials. I find the Modenc is vague in some of it's answers. It might say raise a certain number, but raise which way? I was told once to raise a number, but if the number is 5 and it says raise it is raise mean 1 is higher or is 10 higher. I was told I went the wrong way in raising.

<continues on>

Comment: There is yet more - http://forums.revora.net/index.php?showtopic=68244&st=0&#entry672478

#500 (Image) [ Down (-12) Up ] [Submitter: gordon-creAtive]

Electro has left IRC (MUST. FEED. PPM. HORSEPR0N. AND. VIAGRA. SPAAAAAAAAAAAMMMM!!!)

#501 (Image) [ Down (-10) Up ] [Submitter: Albrecht]

Elerium-155 (PPM):
For those saying "lolol RA was never serious", many other games have humourous moments in a serious atmosphere to lighten the mood. Fallout as an example doesn't take itself too seriously (crashed UFO random encounter, general inserts, etc) and is one of the best games created. If you're inserting humour to lighten the mood, there's a fine line between how much it needs i.e. lighten the mood but still keep consistency with the serious place it's in. It also depends on the skill of the writers too.

RA3 on the other hand is just a gigantic joke, it's not even satire, rather it's something along the lines of Playboy: The RTS mashed with memes and current trends to sell more.

Comment: truth

#502 (Image) [ Down (-1) Up ] [Submitter: MT]

Javier:

What's a First Decade? Is that the ISO?

#503 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

DCoder: jesus christ Nuclear General is a retard
Doctor Destiny: Film at eleven?
DCoder: idiot gets pissed at me when I tell him to validate his html at w3c before asking for my help
DCoder: hurr durr w3c is retarded cuz it sez my precious <FONT> is not valid bawwww
Doctor Destiny: <font> died years ago.
DCoder: fucking moran using <FONT> with xhtml 1.0 strict
Doctor Destiny: It's called CSS.
Doctor Destiny: With XHTML 1.0 STRICT? HA! HAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Doctor Destiny: Oh fuck.
Doctor Destiny: brb, I pissed myself with with laughter.

Comment: msn - laughter kills

#504 (Image) [ Down (-1) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

21:34:42 * Jo_16_2 runs in
21:34:46 * Jo_16_2 steals maria's candy
21:34:48 * Jo_16_2 runs out
21:34:49 <a2ndbree> Now let's all eat candy and have fun
21:34:52 <a2ndbree> NO
21:34:56 <a2ndbree> JO YOU JERK

Comment: Timing...it is a bitch

#506 (Image) [ Down (10) Up ] [Submitter: Albrecht]

<Lt_Albrecht>: damn...
<Lt_Albrecht>: Run! To Gangland!
<DCoder>: come on, Be Quick Or Be Dead
<DCoder>: don't be Afraid To Shoot Strangers
<Lt_Albrecht>: I'll hide under the Total eclipse!
<DCoder>: and be called Public Enema Number One!
<Lt_Albrecht>: Hallowed Be thy Name
<Lt_Albrecht>: "Public Enema Number One!" EPIC LOL

Comment: I meant this bit...

#507 (Image) [ Down (-6) Up ] [Submitter: Electro]

<DCoder> one part of me says that is a legitimate way to benefit from idiots and wishes I had thought of it
<DCoder> another part says that people who need this book are too fucking stupid to live
<DCoder> conclusion, I should have thought of that first _and_ implemented a time bomb that rips the buyer to molecules a month later

Comment: irc.burnirc.net - D's response to http://www.flickr.com/photos/19091931@N07/3295450428/sizes/o/

#508 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<Marshall> D, I'm thinking the Arse documentation should be accesible from the LB Help menu, possibly the changelog too. Is the changelog really neccessary if the new details are in the Help document? Also, are you actually keeping track on a full changelog doc?
<Marshall> *Ares
<DCoder> xD
<Marshall> d'oh

Comment: Freudian slip?

#509 (Image) [ Down (0) Up ] [Submitter: MT]

drizzt_dourden:

I was not looking for a copy and paste, I was looking for some direction in where the problem was, but the problem was not solved by no one who posted. Does anyone know who Drizzt DoUrden is??? Because I do.

Comment: problem not solved by no one - http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=22360

#510 (Image) [ Down (-12) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<ThatFreakinRandy> Minus the god
<ThatFreakinRandy> and plus the herpes

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