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#116 (Image) [ Down (-3) Up ] [Submitter: Whiteboy]

DCoder -: "To access our wireless hi-speed Internet, please insert the provided usb key into an USB port in your computer. After doing that, attach the provided device to your genital area. Once you start to feel the device's static field frying your pubic hair, the connection has been established.
If connection quality is dissatisfying, please insert the device deeper into your genital spaces. If you feel a sensation, enjoy it while you can, it will soon turn to pain."
DCoder -: And all I have to do is click a button and type in a person's IP. Fzzzt, 20kV in the testicles = no more moron.
DCoder -: or, should the electricity idea fail, I could place a miniature explosive in the device...
DCoder - :That could mark a new meaning for "explosive orgasm" -_-
Whiteboy: >_>
Whiteboy: i laughed, but it felt evil.

Comment: DCoder trying to take over the internet. Well, no surprises there :P

#117 (Image) [ Down (0) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

The Phiend: Blink if you think the sink will link the drink to zinc. :goof:
Cylor: You just rattled off all my character save names from the first three Zelda games. :P

#118 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Jason: oops
Jason: i did't know /nudge dcoder would nudge you, lol

Comment: Common sense isn't that common, it seems...

#119 (Image) [ Down (2) Up ] [Submitter: Jason]

Rob: BRING IT BITCH
Whiteboy: OKAY
Whiteboy: Whiteboy used SLAP on Rob!
DCoder: weee, a bitchfight
Whiteboy: 100 damage!
DCoder: *gets popcorn*
Truefeel: eh, whiteboy, dont mess up with my neighbourland, would ya ?
Rob: rob used blaze attack
Jason: lol
Rob: EAT THAT
Whiteboy: Whiteboy counterattacks TRUEFEEL with SCARATCH!
Trufeel: whatte, this is not DBZ, you know
Whiteboy: nah, pokemno
Rob: ROB pulls out his joint and smokes the room
Whiteboy: Whiteboy puts on gas mask
Whiteboy: Whiteboy is charging his SPECIAL MOVE
Whiteboy: Whiteboy farts on TRUEFEEL. TRUEFEEL fainted

Comment: After Whiteboy commented on the Dutch

#120 (Image) [ Down (-10) Up ] [Submitter: Droke]

harv: does any one know of a got website making service thats free im out of room on gay freewebs for my mod
Droke: Get some worthwhile work and a modding network might accept you (like Revora, PPM, SW)
harv: how do i get them to accept me, email or what?
Slye_Fox: Well, you switch on your brain and go to the websites to find out.
harv: tried that, don't work :(

Comment: From http://www.sleipnirstuff.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=13757

#121 (Image) [ Down (18) Up ] [Submitter: pd]

"Ok, so i went out and bought 3D studio max. I was wondering what can you actually use it for."
- Tom2003uk

#122 (Image) [ Down (-11) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

DCoder -: what's the plural of dildo, then?
Whiteboy: dildii
Whiteboy: :P
DCoder -: rofl
DCoder -: that answer came waaay too fast
Whiteboy: hehe
Whiteboy: I am well acquainted with such toys.

Comment: That's Whiteboy for ya: one second the topic is LEGO, the next..

#124 (Image) [ Down (18) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

DCoder -: um, lets say variable q is stored in the memory at 0x012345, then a pointer to variable q will contain 0x012345
MadIvan : does that mean that if q changes, so will the pointer to it change?
DCoder -: it stores the q's location, not the value
Renegade: woah, so much talk at this time of the day?!
MadIvan : 6:31AM here :P
DCoder -: same here
MadIvan : so what the purpose of the pointer then?I mean, why not have a second variable?
Renegade: I just watched Femme Fatale
Renegade: and could predict all important plot points
Renegade: so, while it was entertaining, it was boring at the same time
Renegade: then again, it had Rebecca Romijn lesbian sex, so who am I to complain?
DCoder -: if you have a function that takes a big struct as a parameter, what is more compact, sending it 4 bytes (an address of struct) or the entire struct?
MadIvan : 4 bytes
MadIvan : ah, i kind of get it now :P
DCoder -: :)
DCoder -: also, when you send the entire struct as a param, a *copy* of the struct is made, thus the original copy does not get changed
DCoder -: kinda bad when you want your function to change something in it
Renegade: you know, when I tell you about Rebecca Romijn having lesbian sex, and you continue to talk about c++/asm memory pointers as if nothing happened, I'd take that as a sign for a serious sexual disorder

#125 (Image) [ Down (-20) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Renegade> I see it as a sport
<Renegade> like hunting, only with dumber victims

Comment: About flaming n00bs

#126 (Image) [ Down (5) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

DoctorPhileasFragg: Do I know you well enough to poke you for no reason at all?
Renegade: Are you aware of the fact that I possess a Hammer of Admin?
DoctorPhileasFragg: yes, and that is the very reason I asked before proceeding

Comment: #RenProj on irc.gamernet.org

#127 (Image) [ Down (-7) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Jason : you know what sucks
Jason : I'm playing pacman on my cellphone tring to beat high score, almost had it.. and I got a phone call.

Comment: Cellphones should be cellphones and not gaming consoles with integrated cellphones...

#128 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Whiteboy: you scar eme
Whiteboy: *scare
DCoder -: good
DCoder -: maybe Ill make you crap your pants
Whiteboy: too late
DCoder -: if youre wearing any, that is
Whiteboy: today of all days, I am indeed wearing pants.
Whiteboy: ya caught me on a rare day

Comment: Whiteboy's clothing style is ... odd.

#129 (Image) [ Down (-19) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Renegade> anyway, Raven Shield now. Can't let the terrorists win.
<DCoder> k, have fun
*** Renegade changed nick to Renegade|nick
<Renegade|nick> yeah, that was smart
<Renegade|nick> that's what I get for readin' D when typing...
*** Renegade|nick changed nick to Renegade|away

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj

#130 (Image) [ Down (-5) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

*** Renegade quit (Quit: 1 lamb. 2 lambs. 3 lambs. 4 lambs. 1 wolf....)

Comment: Counting sheep helps you get to sleep, they say.

#131 (Image) [ Down (-13) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

DCoder -: IRC, will ya
Whiteboy: it';s COMING
DCoder -: even fuckin trillian has irc capabilities
Whiteboy: like a girl going down on me, while masturbating.
DCoder -: thats not technically possible, but lol
Whiteboy: ...die :P
Whiteboy: well, MY girl has twin vaginii.

Comment: A Brilliant Mind II

#132 (Image) [ Down (-2) Up ] [Submitter: Whiteboy]

<DCoder> you know you're a fucking nerd when you design a sql database to organise your porn
<DCoder> >_>
<DCoder> <_<
<DCoder> and no, you may not quote that
<DCoder> but then again, perhaps you know youre a nerd when your porn collection's size exceeds single-digit GB
<Whiteboy> heh, I store porn in foreign servers across the globe over 5 different continents :P
<Whiteboy> and yes, that was a blatant lie >_>
<DCoder> lol

Comment: Once upon a time in yet another DC <-> WB conversation...

#133 (Image) [ Down (12) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<Renegade> the prophecy! it is here!
*** DCoder quit (Quit: HydraIRC -> http://www.hydrairc.com <-)
<Renegade> hmm
<Renegade> prophecy didn't see that one coming

Comment: Referring to http://forums.renegadeprojects.com/showthread.php?tid=397

#134 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

ihateharriers: the school told me that no matter what, rape is never fun, even if it is in the ears.

Comment: http://forums.revora.net/index.php?s=&showtopic=38471&view=findpost&p=348503

#135 (Image) [ Down (2) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Whiteboy> 2 Login to your site as the Super Administrator and click Upgrade via admin.
<Whiteboy> hmm....
<Whiteboy> I suppose I should login to my site as suepr administrator and click upgrade via admin.
<Whiteboy> *can't find upgrade via admin button*
<Whiteboy> *wets self*
<Renegade> [Whiteboy]
<Renegade> Armor=Pampers

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj

#136 (Image) [ Down (25) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<DCoder> on some lyrics sites, the "related lyrics" could use some improvement...
<Renegade> "Girls just wanna have fun" listed next to Nirvana's "Rape me"?

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj

#137 (Image) [ Down (0) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Jason> I'm bored
<Jason> I'm waiting for apache to finish compiling, should be done in a minute, and I'v impatient
<Jason> if I had the money, I would buy a 20 processor PC with 30GB ram just so I wouldn't have to wait as long for stuff to happen

Comment: Impatience at its best ?

#141 (Image) [ Down (-10) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

DCoder - : spambots found our qdb
Whiteboy: :-O
Whiteboy: DESTROY
Whiteboy: how annoying
Whiteboy: maybe you should approve them, on the basis that they are female

Comment: The bots were indeed using female names (Heather, Marla and Abby) to post their crap

#142 (Image) [ Down (10) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Whiteboy: i have realsie something
Whiteboy: and it is dick-related
Whiteboy: i have not spanked the monkey
Whiteboy: for about 4 days :-O
Whiteboy: maybe more
Whiteboy: i think i've been too tired
Whiteboy: or just not bothered to
Whiteboy: this is a sign......
Whiteboy: ...a sign that perhaps i have...outgrown b00borz?
Whiteboy: outgrown horniness?
Whiteboy: outgrown women?
Whiteboy: outgrown pron?
DCoder -: no, its a sign that you have rsi, remember?
Whiteboy: or that

Comment: See #73

#143 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Renegade> Damn people, get a grip
<Renegade> She doesn't have diplomatic immunity just because she's got tits

Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=141418#141418

#144 (Image) [ Down (13) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

* DCoder is listening to 0. foobar2000 playing Enigma - Water (Creativity) {#02 - Erotic Dreams}
<Renegade> should clear the album ID3, next time
<DCoder> nah
<Renegade> okay...sweet dreams tonight ;)
<DCoder> rofl
<DCoder> you havent listened to Enigma, have you
<Renegade> Only the Matrix Theme techno remix
<DCoder> then you know their focus is instrumentals, not lyrics :p
<Renegade> Had I sex, I'd focus on instruments rather than vocals, too

Comment: Yet another smart-aleck comment from your favourite Red Blinking Head

#145 (Image) [ Down (5) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Renegade> I'd say "Welcome to hell", but TibEd-users are a few circles further inside...

Comment: Upon meeting a happy and naive TibEd user in the forums

#146 (Image) [ Down (6) Up ] [Submitter: IcySon55]

gog: CAn someone send me some sweet units to add to my maps i cant be botherd making them myself :)

Renegade: CAn someone send me some money to add to my bank account i cant be botherd earning it myself :)

Comment: PWNED

#147 (Image) [ Down (-4) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<BobingAbout|yoyo> i bought it
<BobingAbout|yoyo> do you know how much it cost?
<DCoder> no?
<BobingAbout|yoyo> neither do i, i forgot

Comment: A Brilliant Mind III

#148 (Image) [ Down (-5) Up ] [Submitter: Jason]

Jason: looks like everyone but IE gets transparency
DCoder: oh yeah
DCoder: and IE gets salty chocolate balls

#149 (Image) [ Down (9) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

[17:15:35]Renegade : *sigh*...this arguing with Christians is pretty exhausting
<snip>
[17:24:52]Renegade : it works, and it works better than anything similar before
[17:25:20]Renegade : you're a god, and unlike other gods I talked about this hour, you actually exist ;)

Comment: 2004 Nov 12, discussing AI E V2 beta

#150 (Image) [ Down (-24) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

Whiteboy: Ren to police: "I'd like a gun licence please. Reason for application: t3h funs!"

Comment: I'm now allowed to legally buy guns.

#151 (Image) [ Down (2) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Renegade: how many grown men do you know you'd expect a file called "weee.png" from?
DCoder -: lol
DCoder -: zero?
Renegade: Well, then you better don't accept files from Whitey
<time flies (when you're kicking ass)...>
Renegade: who the fuck uploaded a *.bmp avatar?
Renegade: who is uid 91?
DCoder -: weee.png
Renegade: I should have known
Renegade: damn you
Renegade: that file name triggered a state of loling that still hasn't stopped

Comment: 2006 Apr 15, MSN

#152 (Image) [ Down (5) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<Renegade> sure. but I found no version of the Arcade
<Whiteboy> well forge a new Arcade with your powers of darkness.
<Whiteboy> So I may once again dominate :D
<Renegade> I'm just the Dark Emperor. D is the Dark Magican
<DCoder> Yes, I *am* a magic can
<DCoder> thanks for asking
<Renegade> sure, wait a second
[...]
<Renegade> ^---- http://www.dazzlingdolls.com/barbie/legends/tinman_96.jpg
<DCoder> ... burn

#153 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: Bobingabout]

<DCoder> I need a new phone, with a camera ... too many capture-worthy sights everyday
<Renegade> breasteses?
<DCoder> including, but not limited to

Comment: Phones, the all in 1 gadget!

#157 (Image) [ Down (5) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Kiith-Sa> bye
<DCoder> bye
<Renegade> bye
<BobingAbout> bye
<Renegade> what was that on bash? "We sound like a boy band"?
*** Kiith-Sa quit (Quit: )
<DCoder> you memorised the entire bash or something?
<Renegade> <_< >_>
<Renegade> this discussion is over

Comment: 2006 07 09, irc.gamernet.org#renproj

#196 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: Beowulf]

Comment: I got you good, DCoder.

#211 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Renegade> I'm not actually surprised he fucked it all up.
<Renegade> That's what happens when people have no idea what they're doing.
<Renegade> (Coincidently, that's also the reason we have Microsoft Windows and religions.)

Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=146913#146913

#212 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: Droke]

Ã?roke - Death by multimeter! says:
"Female with strain relief"
"Use with mating power jacks "
https://www.jameco.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?langId=-1&storeId=10001&catalogId=10001&productId=191492
wthigon says:
thats like tech porn

Comment: Nothing is clean content nowdays...

#235 (Image) [ Down (0) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<DCoder> Stupid people will inherit the Earth...
<Renegade> of course...America has WMDs.

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj

#236 (Image) [ Down (1) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<IcySon55> why does he even have a site?
<IcySon55> him needing a webpage is like the US needing more countries to invade.
<IcySon55> nobody wants it to happen!

Comment: a noob asks DCoder for HTML code > DCoder shows link to Icy > Icy mocks noob > DCoder laughs

#237 (Image) [ Down (-9) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

DCoder: create a new file, name it like mail.php, put this code in it:
DaViD : A new file?

Comment: followed by a /block a minute later...

#238 (Image) [ Down (0) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

[22:56] *** qiidtj (lkeojfl@gamer-56666097.abhsia.telus.net) joined
[22:57] <Renegade> hi
[22:57] *** qiidtj (lkeojfl@gamer-56666097.abhsia.telus.net) left ()
[22:58] <Renegade> /whowas qiidtj
[22:58] qiidtj There was no such nickname
[22:58] qiidtj End of WHOWAS

Comment: <server> There is no spoon.

#239 (Image) [ Down (1) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Whiteboy> wow
<Whiteboy> CloakRadiusInCells= actually works?
* DCoder blinks
* DCoder blinks again
<DCoder> surprises never end, do they?
<Whiteboy> well.. i can suck my waiting-to-be-sucked dick
<Whiteboy> IT
<Whiteboy> I MEANT IT can...
<Whiteboy> I'm not that flexible... (unfortunately)
*** Whiteboy was kicked from #RenProj by DCoder (Too. Much. Information.)

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj

#240 (Image) [ Down (11) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]
#241 (Image) [ Down (-6) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<Pythorn> How can I do the new tank to my map? I have read the instructions thousands of times, but I just can't get it. Also, I would like to give the tank fully new look so it has its own shps, not old ones. How can that be done?
<The Colonel> You MAKE one.

Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=155763#155763

#242 (Image) [ Down (-1) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Chielscape: ah, i thought you meant in TS cuz you said "like Red Alert" but i guess you meant RA1.

Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=156990#156990

#243 (Image) [ Down (1) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<DaFool> This kinda sounds like a dumb question, when you say free from IE, does this mean internal errors or you have to pay for it if you get it from Internet Explorer?

Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=156788#156788

#244 (Image) [ Down (-14) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<DoctorPhileasFragg> A bit over my head though, I'm unfamiliar with Bash
<DCoder> bash.org is another quote database like this one, only it's known all over the world, with about 700 K quotes
<DoctorPhileasFragg> Wiggy! I'll have to bookmark that
<DCoder> yeah, bookmark www.bash.org and www.qdb.us
<DoctorPhileasFragg> I assume that second one is shorthand for........Quite Delicious Boobies?
<DoctorPhileasFragg> No, wait...Quote DataBase, right?

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj

#245 (Image) [ Down (-10) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Lord> i have a lightsaber
<Flak> i have a life

Comment: Lord == Whiteboy

#246 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Whiteboy> for teh same reason ou donlt play WR
<Whiteboy> *you don't
<DCoder> nice typing
<Whiteboy> thanlks
<Whiteboy> comes naturaolly youp knowe
<DCoder> I can tell
<DCoder> http://qdb.renegadeprojects.com/?act=id&id=246
<Whiteboy> you're spelling is worse in the comments though ;)

Comment: Whiteboy cna splel rael ewll // updated with the last two lines

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