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#452 (Image) [ Down (-31) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Marshall> I'm guessing the ones who didn't need any medication were taking the medication of those who did.

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - why couldn't westwood code

#252 (Image) [ Down (-29) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Renegade> /kick Bob
<DCoder> lol
<BobingAbout> like this?
<BobingAbout> hmm, i can't kick, lol
<DCoder> hehe
<Renegade> can't kick *me*
*** BobingAbout was kicked from #renproj by Renegade (but I can)

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj [2006-07-29 21:45:56]

#605 (Image) [ Down (-24) Up ] [Submitter: MIdAS]

MIdAS: As said, the "sandbag" is too smooth, and the wanking animation looks wooden, other than that it looks pretty nice!

Comment: 2 months with a damaged wrist, and your brain starts playing tricks on you.......

#9 (Image) [ Down (-23) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

BobingAbout: Isn't Cannis an admin of Cannis.net

#94 (Image) [ Down (-23) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Whiteboy: wow, his post on the WR thread is awful.
Whiteboy: I even feel obliged to edit it for better grammar and spelling... but to do that I first need to know what the hell he's talking about.

Comment: 2005 Jul 5

#323 (Image) [ Down (-23) Up ] [Submitter: BobingAbout]

<Ayumu> that's not quote worthy... >_>
<BobingAbout> no, but nothing quoted recently is either

Comment: trimmed for humor - Ren

#404 (Image) [ Down (-23) Up ] [Submitter: ORCACommander]

<*Renegade> I just added you to the hostee forum group
<*Renegade> now you should be able to see The Basement, and the hostee information thread in it
<The_4SG> sounds like a shady place to go if you ask me :P
<!DCoder> haha
<!DCoder> depends on how much british tv you've seen recently
<The_4SG> depends on how much is considered alot :P

Comment: The Renegade Projects Basement, Few return alive

#486 (Image) [ Down (-23) Up ] [Submitter: MT]

Comment: Typicial PPM day...

#150 (Image) [ Down (-21) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

Whiteboy: Ren to police: "I'd like a gun licence please. Reason for application: t3h funs!"

Comment: I'm now allowed to legally buy guns.

#492 (Image) [ Down (-21) Up ] [Submitter: sirmods]

Tim -|- Giving out hosting. |  I r hacked the wii says:
I'm sad, 4chan couldn't rule 34 voltron
so i lost 10 bucks

Comment: Chiel's conversation with I_AM, relayed to me

#83 (Image) [ Down (-20) Up ] [Submitter: Fenring]

Minimi: DCoder, are u afrid or what?
Fenring: Here's a thought: shut up and go back into your hole.

In other words, no, he isn't.
Minimi: are u dcoder? he cant speak self, he dont need you a*s hole, by the way, who are u? a other nooooooob?
Whiteboy: No, he isn't. He's Fenring and he owns your a$$ by default. BY DEFAULT

Comment: I own by default. w00t :p

#125 (Image) [ Down (-20) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Renegade> I see it as a sport
<Renegade> like hunting, only with dumber victims

Comment: About flaming n00bs

#418 (Image) [ Down (-20) Up ] [Submitter: Electro]

<Nod_Trooper> The man working on the mods, yes, go to the peoples that worked on Dusk and Rise of Omnius and ask them how they did it!
<Nod_Trooper> They got those mods which be needing the FS inis to be playing game correctly.
<Nod_Trooper> So why not be asking them how they being doing it!

<DCoder> Me being finding this stupiding ideaing reallying retarding!
<DCoder> What being actualing meaning of your ideaing?
<DCoder> And what thating havening to doing with ETSing, which being a patching, not a modding?
<DCoder> You explaining your suggestioning not welling.
<DCoder> Refining your probleming pleasing.

<DCoder> Oww, I think my brain stopped.

Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=233447 - Gerunds!

#2 (Image) [ Down (-19) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

Renegade: btw: http://qdb.renegadeprojects.com/
Bobing About: :P
Bobing About: i've got to quote that somewhere :P
Bobing About: i don't want to insult, but, what the hell is this link you gave me?

#566 (Image) [ Down (-18) Up ] [Submitter: The Lieutenant]

Doctor Destiny says:
V FOR VENDETTA SUCKS, GOOD SIR.
Josh- V for Vendetta says:
lol
YOUR FACE SUCKS, GOOD SIR
Doctor Destiny says:
I DISAGREE, SIR.
Josh- V for Vendetta says:
AS DO I WITH YOUR OPINION]
Doctor Destiny says:
WELL SIR. I CHALLENGE YOU TO FISTICUFFS.
Josh- V for Vendetta says:
WELL SIR, I CHALLENGE YOU TO AN ENGLISH-NESS CONTEST

Comment: Politest internet arguement ever

#6 (Image) [ Down (-17) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Renegade: nah, they're Christians. They're not hard to counter anyway.

#129 (Image) [ Down (-17) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Renegade> anyway, Raven Shield now. Can't let the terrorists win.
<DCoder> k, have fun
*** Renegade changed nick to Renegade|nick
<Renegade|nick> yeah, that was smart
<Renegade|nick> that's what I get for readin' D when typing...
*** Renegade|nick changed nick to Renegade|away

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj

#347 (Image) [ Down (-17) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

[18:37:52] * IcySon55 has joined #RenProj
[18:37:56] <DCoder> hey
[18:37:59] <IcySon55> yo
[18:38:08] <IcySon55> let's see if it works now
[18:38:09] * IcySon55 has left irc.gamernet.org (Quit: IcySon55)

Comment: This is slowly turning into a running gag

#57 (Image) [ Down (-16) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Whiteboy: hmm, u r typng differently 2day
DCoder -: how so?
Whiteboy: i dunno
Whiteboy: just... longer paragraphs
Whiteboy: and kinda solemn
DCoder -: excuse me?
DCoder -: Solemn? IS that an implication that I might have been NOT solemn before?
Whiteboy: *looks up dictionary.com*
Whiteboy: right... looks like i just learned a new word
Whiteboy: sorry
Whiteboy: :P
DCoder -: rofl

#115 (Image) [ Down (-16) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Whiteboy: >_>
Whiteboy: i laughed, but it felt evil.
Whiteboy: still, quoted
Whiteboy: erm, i can't be bothered to quote it. you do it :P

Comment: Stay tuned, Whiteboy will quote the real thing soon enough. I think.

#295 (Image) [ Down (-16) Up ] [Submitter: Beowulf]

m666: Just.
m666: I hate my school.
m666: More than I should.
m666: Because of the fukken faggotry that happens.
m666: It's inner-city, has both preps and ghetto dwellers.
m666: Which means you get two kinds of fucking retarded in ONE convenient place.
Ayumu: Don't you mean inconvenient?

Comment: MSN, on m666's school.

#104 (Image) [ Down (-15) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Jason : im on my 6th Vault (some kind of coke-citris drink that makes me hyper)
DCoder: hyper crazy monkey
Jason : like you? :P
DCoder: Im not hyper
Jason : lol
DCoder: Im phlegmatic
DCoder: http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&q=phlegmatic
Jason : lol
Jason : oppisate
Jason : opposate
Jason : oppasite
Jason : blah
DCoder: hahahahaha

Comment: Jason's hyperactive :p

#269 (Image) [ Down (-15) Up ] [Submitter: sirmods]

<Jesus_Christotaurus> SHUT UP AND BEND OVER.
<sirmods> *has a titanium lock covering privates*
<Jesus_Christotaurus> *Saws it off* SPARTAAAAAA
<sirmods> *kicks Chris into hole* SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<Jesus_Christotaurus> Ren add that in the quote gallery

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj

#39 (Image) [ Down (-14) Up ] [Submitter: Bobing About]

Bobing About: Everybody's dead Dave! Says: hi
Whiteboy : Ya
Whiteboy : HOLL!
Whiteboy : HOLLY!
Whiteboy : w00t
Whiteboy : *sings REd Dwarf theme*
Bobing About: Everybody's dead Dave! Says: aye
Whiteboy : u Scottish or English?
Whiteboy : (funny, my name is David)

#66 (Image) [ Down (-14) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Whiteboy: Put it this way. To me, the Rock Patch is about as much as a "patch" as American-English is a "bugfix" to UK English.

#102 (Image) [ Down (-14) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Whiteboy: I can't recommend Red Dwarf enough
Whiteboy: neither do I...
Whiteboy: erm, wrong window.

Comment: Multiple personalities ? o_O

#131 (Image) [ Down (-14) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

DCoder -: IRC, will ya
Whiteboy: it';s COMING
DCoder -: even fuckin trillian has irc capabilities
Whiteboy: like a girl going down on me, while masturbating.
DCoder -: thats not technically possible, but lol
Whiteboy: ...die :P
Whiteboy: well, MY girl has twin vaginii.

Comment: A Brilliant Mind II

#244 (Image) [ Down (-14) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<DoctorPhileasFragg> A bit over my head though, I'm unfamiliar with Bash
<DCoder> bash.org is another quote database like this one, only it's known all over the world, with about 700 K quotes
<DoctorPhileasFragg> Wiggy! I'll have to bookmark that
<DCoder> yeah, bookmark www.bash.org and www.qdb.us
<DoctorPhileasFragg> I assume that second one is shorthand for........Quite Delicious Boobies?
<DoctorPhileasFragg> No, wait...Quote DataBase, right?

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj

#258 (Image) [ Down (-14) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

*** pd quit (Client exited)
*** pd (~1031DBAE3@gamer-68751D4E.versanet.de) joined
<pd> whoops, that was the close button

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj

#360 (Image) [ Down (-14) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Anon> god i hate this place.
<Anon> working for adesa is like getting gangraped, but the raping is better since it will eventually stop.
<Anon> adesa does not.
<DCoder> heh
<Anon> seriously... i'd rather get bukkaked than work here. >_>
<DCoder> but you need the money
<Anon> i could probably make more taking it across the face...
<DCoder> lol
<Anon> hmmm... let me ponder that for a minute...
<Anon> let me give that some more thought...
<DCoder> a difficult choice, isn't that?
<Anon> yeah... i do need the money, and being a whore is culturally accepted so I see no downsides here.
<Anon> except for splooge across the face of course.
<DCoder> and the potential for getting your money shot recorded and posted on the net
<Anon> i'll wear a blindfold.
<DCoder> kinky
<Anon> yep, that's me. always thinking of the other guys.
<DCoder> and they love you for that
<Anon> of course they do.
<Anon> but that blindfold is multipurpose. gotta keep the splooge out of my eyes and i don't want sticky glasses.

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - Anon is Fen

#43 (Image) [ Down (-13) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

DCoder -: ok...
DCoder -: so what files does that unit you downloaded have?
Zameleon: yes i have unit
Zameleon: it haves
Zameleon: pictures
Zameleon: if
Zameleon: and other

#106 (Image) [ Down (-13) Up ] [Submitter: Jason]

Jason says: I need to build it its own building
Jason says: with utmost securty
Jason says: underground
Jason says: nuke and missile proof
Jason says: etc
DCoder says: $ mv Jason /dev/asylum && chmod Jason 000
Jason says: you think thats going overboard?

Comment: Talking about my server's security

#267 (Image) [ Down (-13) Up ] [Submitter: gordon-creAtive]

Electro: but I'll try anything at this point
DCoder: try shooting yourself
[...]
* Electro bonks himself on the head 10 times
Electro: *himself
DCoder: use a hammer
* Electro bonks himself with a hammer on the head 10 times
Electro: ouch
DCoder: Stop. Hammertime.
*DCoder bonks Electro over head with a BIG hammer
Electro: yeouch
* Electro starts mumbling unarticulated sounds

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj

#308 (Image) [ Down (-13) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

*** Joins: Kiitah-Khan (~52ab9029@gamer-E0AF7201.network.medialocation.de)
<BobingAbout> Yellow car, big tree
<DCoder> nice timing judeau
<Kiitah-Khan> I'm sure you've missed me all horribly :P
<DCoder> verily
<Kiitah-Khan> goodie, I feel despised :P
<Kiitah-Khan> Eh, either way
<Kiitah-Khan> wot's happening ?
<DCoder> bob's telling us what sort of porn fen likes
<DCoder> we're trying to purge that info from our brain
<Kiitah-Khan> Ah, lucky
<Kiitah-Khan> I missed it

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - luck

#337 (Image) [ Down (-13) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - oops

#372 (Image) [ Down (-13) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Don> *question*
<Renegade> Also, be reminded that we are not PPM. You are not protected from any kind of hostility such overly unintelligent questions stirr up. Not to mention that it has been pointed out to me that you already are blacklisted for ripping LaoTze's and DarkElf's work.
<Renegade> iow: How about you just get lost before things turn really ugly?
* _three_months_ pass *
<Don> Just shut up u girl friend fucking guy
<Don> Things really are gonna get ugly why dont u just ban me
<pd> 1) Bump a 3 month old topic
<pd> 2) Offend an admin
<pd> 3) Tell him to ban you
<pd> 4) ???
<pd> 5) BANHAMMER!!!
<DCoder> Since he asked for it, I'm happy to help.
*DCoder bans Don
<Blade> I don't get the girlfriend fucking comment... surely if you have a girlfriend then fucking her would be a good thing no?

Comment: RenProj forums... http://forums.renegadeprojects.com/showthread.php?tid=854#pid11253

#388 (Image) [ Down (-13) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

* Cloud_ax sleeps with aja.... i mean what? >.>
<livelovelaugh> o.o
<heyaja> o.o
<Cloud_ax> o.o
* livelovelaugh smacks Cloud
<Cloud_ax> ah my face
<livelovelaugh> Did you ask her first?!

#396 (Image) [ Down (-13) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

* heyaja makes a box out of science and puts chelsey in it
<Chelsey> oooh
<Chelsey> Science is fun.
<heyaja> Science IS fun!
* Evergreen proves science wrong and watches the box disintegrate

#510 (Image) [ Down (-13) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<ThatFreakinRandy> Minus the god
<ThatFreakinRandy> and plus the herpes

#284 (Image) [ Down (-12) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<DCoder> some people...
<DCoder> "A friend of mine did Fine Arts at uni (that's not the punchline).
<DCoder> For one of the projects a fellow student did a performance art piece that involved nailing his scrotum to a table.
<DCoder> A short time later, while drunk at a party, he decided to perform his piece again.
<DCoder> They couldn't find a hammer, so he used a brick to hammer in the nails.
<DCoder> What do hammers have that bricks don't?
<DCoder> That's right... a claw to get the nails back out again..."
<Renegade> thank you...for ruining my tasty pizza with _that_
<DCoder> any time

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - mmm, pizza

#288 (Image) [ Down (-12) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

* Electro spills water on Arcanine Girl
<BobingAbout> *arcanine girl starts screaming*
<DCoder> I wish someone told me why the fuck Arcane girl hates water so much
<BobingAbout> she's fire incarnate
<Electro> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arcanine#Arcanine
<DCoder> pokemon
<DCoder> now you need help
<BobingAbout> lol
<Electro> is there a doctor in the house?
<BobingAbout> i can imagine a doctor if you want

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - bob got a new imaginary girlfriend after we verbally slaughtered jenny in #286

#367 (Image) [ Down (-12) Up ] [Submitter: m666]

Comment: Talking about a roadtrip [Fen is Doctor Destiny]

#409 (Image) [ Down (-12) Up ] [Submitter: Fenring]

<Palkia323> Palkia323 here, i have started a new RA2/YR 1.001 mod that is titled Dark Reconnaissance. It will feature new teams (names) and many new units. It will be somewhere close to 3000 A.D. Although i have alot of ideas i want to hear what the people want. please give me your ideas.
-Palkia323
<Dark Shadow 750> nuke-shooting camel-riding monkey-cowboys ~ thank you Jeeves
<Biohazard> storyline? unit ideas?
<IcySon55> Give up.

Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=19158

#500 (Image) [ Down (-12) Up ] [Submitter: gordon-creAtive]

Electro has left IRC (MUST. FEED. PPM. HORSEPR0N. AND. VIAGRA. SPAAAAAAAAAAAMMMM!!!)

#92 (Image) [ Down (-11) Up ] [Submitter: Whiteboy]

Roman: you using php or html?
Whiteboy: php
Roman: oh i know little bit html, do u know a good sites where i can learn php?
Whiteboy: hmm, i don't... google it
Whiteboy: I am learning slowly with DCoder
Roman: it's a person or software?

Comment: Discussing my new site... // DCoder says: rofl

#248 (Image) [ Down (-11) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

*** Renegade joined
<DCoder> hi
<Renegade> hi
* IcySon55 waves
* Renegade midis
<IcySon55> lol
* DCoder flacs
* IcySon55 mpcs
<Renegade> you know, I was just gonna say "only geeks would get that joke"
<Renegade> ...and then you two continued it

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj

#260 (Image) [ Down (-11) Up ] [Submitter: BobingAbout]

<BobingAbout> i "NEEDED" to draw it, because i felt like drawing it
<BobingAbout> like you might hear some music and think "Gotta buy this, gotta buy this, gotta buy this." or on some of your cases "Gotta download this", i had the thought "Gotta draw this, gotta draw this, gotta draw this."
* DCoder feels the urge to download something
<BobingAbout> lol
<BobingAbout> gotta quote this, gotta quote this, gotta quote this :P

Comment: why i drew this http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/59454858/

#368 (Image) [ Down (-11) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<BobingAbout> lol
<BobingAbout> lol
<DoctorDestiny> said the furry twins.
<DCoder> hahaha
<BobingAbout> you stole my joke

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - Doc is Fen, see http://qdb.renegadeprojects.com/62

#378 (Image) [ Down (-11) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<Chelseyrl> Katie accidentally joined #officialhobos instead of #officialhoobs
<NinjaPaper> XD
<Jonpro> lol
<Jonpro> is that a real channel?
<Chelseyrl> it is now

#383 (Image) [ Down (-11) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<Evergreen> man, this laptop is screwy! lag time is aweful!!!!
[...]
<Evergreen> I feel like the laptop needs a walker!

#512 (Image) [ Down (-11) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<Renegade> you know what would also be fun?
<Renegade> adding !8ball to the bad words list
<DCoder> haha
<DCoder> yes
<DCoder> and not telling anyone
<Renegade> indeed
<Electro> oh, whyyy?
<Renegade> because it would be awesome
<DCoder> !8ball will it happen?
<Biblio> DCoder: NOT

#555 (Image) [ Down (-11) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<DoctorDestiny> Fuck me sideways.
<DoctorDestiny> Then seven ways from Sunday.
<DoctorDestiny> While running.
<DCoder> kinky
<DoctorDestiny> You know me.

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - fetishistas

#5 (Image) [ Down (-10) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

Renegade: Quote: "DCoder has done this too: he included "The Atheist" in his sig as some kind of cool awarded title. Immature." Unquote.
DCoder -: bwahahaha

#81 (Image) [ Down (-10) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Whiteboy: ...something is wrong with me
Whiteboy: I feel hyper
Whiteboy: i can type real fast
Whiteboy: Am I.. dying?
DCoder -: ...
Whiteboy: NO! I have to release teh mod first
Whiteboy: ..this started when i was lookng at pron
Whiteboy: maybe I broke my dick
Whiteboy: damn, I should know that too much playing with toys causes them to break

#120 (Image) [ Down (-10) Up ] [Submitter: Droke]

harv: does any one know of a got website making service thats free im out of room on gay freewebs for my mod
Droke: Get some worthwhile work and a modding network might accept you (like Revora, PPM, SW)
harv: how do i get them to accept me, email or what?
Slye_Fox: Well, you switch on your brain and go to the websites to find out.
harv: tried that, don't work :(

Comment: From http://www.sleipnirstuff.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=13757

#122 (Image) [ Down (-10) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

DCoder -: what's the plural of dildo, then?
Whiteboy: dildii
Whiteboy: :P
DCoder -: rofl
DCoder -: that answer came waaay too fast
Whiteboy: hehe
Whiteboy: I am well acquainted with such toys.

Comment: That's Whiteboy for ya: one second the topic is LEGO, the next..

#141 (Image) [ Down (-10) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

DCoder - : spambots found our qdb
Whiteboy: :-O
Whiteboy: DESTROY
Whiteboy: how annoying
Whiteboy: maybe you should approve them, on the basis that they are female

Comment: The bots were indeed using female names (Heather, Marla and Abby) to post their crap

#415 (Image) [ Down (-10) Up ] [Submitter: DonutArnold]

<IcySon55> This kind of crap should be against the rules...
<Hello There> Hello. I like it. But the fire is too big. Forest Fires might occur.
<IcySon55> HELLO << This should be against the rules.
<Hello There> Hello. What do you mean "against the rules"?
<IcySon55> You did it again... You sound like an idiot saying "Hello" every single damn post you make... :S
<Aro> Hello Icy, do you come here often?
<SuperMario949> I Think That gufu Was Right About Laughing At You Icyson55 If you Are Angry About My Name Then Just Say so.
<SuperMario949>You have desapointed Me about Being Good :( :( :( :(

Comment: where does these idiots come from? http://dc.strategy-x.com/lol/Flame%20Desolater.png

#14 (Image) [ Down (-9) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Renegade: "And, you know, yesterday I was loling through this corridor, rofling this dude some 9mm bullets, only to see him lmaoing the bullets and headshotting me easily...stupid fagg0t."
DCoder -: lol
Renegade: as you can see, lol is a verb

#96 (Image) [ Down (-9) Up ] [Submitter: Fenring]

Universal/Yotta: Oh yea and if you keep on bringing up that Haydn voxel issue ure just an idiot like the rest of those people because there was no readme file attached to that eurofighter voxel etc...

Fenring: Uh, no, we're not idiots. You clearly did not make it. A lack of a readme is no justification for STEALING A FUCKING VOXEL and then having the audacity to pass it off as your own!

[I thought this was priceless so I'm posting it here for everyone to see!]

Comment: When you thought n00bs couldn't get any stupider, they do.

#105 (Image) [ Down (-9) Up ] [Submitter: Jason]

Jason says: I want to add options!
Jason says: I'm even going to add a slang lang file
DCoder says: lmao
Jason says: like for "Welcome to Omicron Fusion" it will show "Yo, Yo, Yo, Youz at Ma SITE!"
DCoder: +1 gangsta , -100 professional

Comment: Talking about a php script of mine.

#362 (Image) [ Down (-9) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<ChielScape> yah, but they are rockin'right now
<ChielScape> C&C3 was fun, and Tiberium will be porn
<Its_Not_Lupus> ehh
<Its_Not_Lupus> I won't be jerking off to Tiberium
<Its_Not_Lupus> Sorry
<Its_Not_Lupus> thats just borderline weird

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - !Lupus is Carno

#371 (Image) [ Down (-9) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

DCoder : I think I figured out the whole of map actions format just now... and Im afraid my brain is starting to leak from the insanity
pd : lol
pd : what's up with it?
DCoder : I knew it was kinda messed up, but this bad...
[explanation of internal code spaghetti]
DCoder : I mapped it all out on a spreadsheet and I think there is no way they could have managed this without drinking a lot
DCoder : probably didnt invent it without drinking a lot, either
DCoder : :S
pd : lol
pd : yeah it's weird how you can do such things when drinking a lot xD
pd : i coded half of rockpatch while drunk >.< explains a few things i think

Comment: Madness in Westwood's code leads to a revelation! (MSN)

#441 (Image) [ Down (-9) Up ] [Submitter: Blu]

Blu: M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-MAYONAISE!
Doctor Destiny: F
Blu: L
Doctor Destiny: A
Doctor Destiny: I
Doctor Destiny: L
Doctor Destiny: FUCK
Blu: :D
Blu: ITS A RAT FLAIL!
Doctor Destiny: Asshat.

Comment: On Windows Live.

#466 (Image) [ Down (-9) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade and DCoder]

<Ahrotahntee> I found the most horrid naming convention today
<Ahrotahntee> and what's hilarious is it doesn't sound like a bad idea until you come across this specific example
<Ahrotahntee> I work with an AS/400 computer along with Icy on some days, they don't support long names
<Ahrotahntee> so I found a username or library name or something that was for an assistant (abbrievated ASST) Amer. The log entry read: 42 files changed by/in ASSTAMER

#501 (Image) [ Down (-9) Up ] [Submitter: Albrecht]

Elerium-155 (PPM):
For those saying "lolol RA was never serious", many other games have humourous moments in a serious atmosphere to lighten the mood. Fallout as an example doesn't take itself too seriously (crashed UFO random encounter, general inserts, etc) and is one of the best games created. If you're inserting humour to lighten the mood, there's a fine line between how much it needs i.e. lighten the mood but still keep consistency with the serious place it's in. It also depends on the skill of the writers too.

RA3 on the other hand is just a gigantic joke, it's not even satire, rather it's something along the lines of Playboy: The RTS mashed with memes and current trends to sell more.

Comment: truth

#15 (Image) [ Down (-8) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

DCoder -: I told Bansh this is wrong...
DCoder -: he said "Oops :S"
DCoder -: which, incidentally, is what Banshees in TS say when you shoot them down
Renegade: rofl
Renegade: dude...that was the lock to the geek cage, and it trapped you forever

#22 (Image) [ Down (-8) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

CannisRabidus: If you are truly a n00b, we will reflexively hate you and try to kill you.

#35 (Image) [ Down (-8) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Chronojam: If we're talking YR, EA is definitely Yuri. Mass-producing (cloning) expensive yet average-rate goods (Initiates) while taking over (mind control) others, moving resources and their programmers all over (slave miners! Poor Westwood) while treating the programmers not-always-nicely... and just plain tearing apart good things because they want something new (grinders!).

Comment: ( http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=90414#90414 )

#89 (Image) [ Down (-8) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

pd, in a news post for his site:

First of all, I got several e-Mails which sayed that "The First Decade" wouldn't be patched.
So here my answer to all of them:

The patch is not usable on The First Decade yet!.

#127 (Image) [ Down (-8) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Jason : you know what sucks
Jason : I'm playing pacman on my cellphone tring to beat high score, almost had it.. and I got a phone call.

Comment: Cellphones should be cellphones and not gaming consoles with integrated cellphones...

#245 (Image) [ Down (-8) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Lord> i have a lightsaber
<Flak> i have a life

Comment: Lord == Whiteboy

#251 (Image) [ Down (-8) Up ] [Submitter: Judeau]

DCoder says: remind me to fix the qdb submit page someday
Judeau says: indeed
Judeau says: go fix it
DCoder says: oh snap

Comment: and it was done

#253 (Image) [ Down (-8) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

[on searching the forums for ETS]
<Renegade> god damnit
<Renegade> it's not looking for ETS
<Renegade> it's looking for *ets*
<DCoder> lol
<Renegade> difference?
<Renegade> my search for ETS just gave me "Muppets" as a result
<IcySon55> hahah
<DCoder> I was about to say "nETScape"
<DCoder> but your result is funnier

[8 minutes later]

<DCoder> wait a moment
<DCoder> who teh fuck posted crap about "muppets"?

#381 (Image) [ Down (-8) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<Electro> hmmm, is it ok for people to use html 4.01 strict?

#385 (Image) [ Down (-8) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Saberhawk> but game.thisserversucksexecock was quite the opposite

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - creative ways to bypass server blocks on ".exe"

#406 (Image) [ Down (-8) Up ] [Submitter: Fenring]

<DCoder> In the LAN tracker I use...
<DCoder> Ungodly amount of uploaders have uploaded lesbian porn, one guy uploaded a gay porno flick, and one uploaded a zoo clip. One of the uploaders got banned for his contribution. Which one you imagine it was?
<DoctorDestiny> gay.
<DCoder> yep
<DoctorDestiny> Fail.
<DCoder> how'd you guess?
<DoctorDestiny> Nobody gives a shit about zoo porn but gay? STOP THE INTERNET! TWO MEN! RUUUUUUUUUN
<DCoder> haha
<DCoder> so true

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - porn trackers

#425 (Image) [ Down (-8) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<HAMmy> its all over mah shirt and mah paint and mah pillow
<HAMmy> and mah keyboard
<HAMmy> umm
<HAMmy> probably on my face but i havent found a mirror yet

Comment: Talking about.................................paint ;)

#514 (Image) [ Down (-8) Up ] [Submitter: MT]

ronco:
so here my Omni Tank .. i know its much to big and
almost useless but maybe its good for IG intros or
campaigns :p
i made it without any idea of the right size .....

http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/files/omni_000_523.gif

<snip>

ARustySpoon:
For some reason, I kind of like it. I think. But you better not let EA see this, or else they'll enlarge it ten times the size now and put it in Red Alert 4 as an infantry unit.

Comment: Funny cuz its true xD - http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=22640

#523 (Image) [ Down (-8) Up ] [Submitter: Lt_Albrecht(again)]

<Renegade>: holy crap 0_0 it works!
<lt_albrecht>: ?
<lt_albrecht>: what works?
<Renegade>: nothing
<lt_albrecht>: erm...
<lt_albrecht>: complicated?
<Renegade>: POST via AJAX
<lt_albrecht>: ooooh, code stuff
<Renegade>: not complicated
<Renegade>: just...
<lt_albrecht>: not for you
+++ Diablo has given admin to DCoder
+++ Diablo has given op to DCoder
<Renegade>: ...it took me sending the server "penis - mine is long" to finally figure it out
<Renegade>: wb
<lt_albrecht>: lol
<Renegade>: I sure hope their logs don't log POST >_>
<Renegade>: or that at least no one looks at them <_<

Comment: ren sent penis boasts to the server...

#534 (Image) [ Down (-8) Up ] [Submitter: Albrecht]

<lt_Albrecht>: is it bad if all I need to bring up renproj AND porn is one letter and one click in the URL bar?
<lt_Albrecht>: well... not both at one, but you know hat I mean.
<lt_Albrecht>: is that a bad thing?
<DCoder>: I already made that observation a while ago
<lt_Albrecht>:
<DCoder>: all hail the awesomebar?
<lt_Albrecht>: XD

Comment: guess what porn...

#48 (Image) [ Down (-7) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

CCCP Gosho: This mod is near completion. By near completion we mean that in a few months the alpha version of the mod might be ready.

Comment: ( http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=9197 )

#75 (Image) [ Down (-7) Up ] [Submitter: Whiteboy]

Roman: but it's true my name is roman because i deliver so many love and i'm romantic and the symbol of love
Whiteboy: LOL

Comment: Discussing names...

#91 (Image) [ Down (-7) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

DCoder -: your dumbassed archiver doesnt read directories?
Whiteboy: looks like I need to update, eh?
DCoder -: DAMN RIGHT
<time passes>
Whiteboy: wow, so there has been an update to powerarchiver since 2004.
DCoder -: ...
Whiteboy: w00t for non-automatic updates

Comment: Whiteboy trying to grasp the installation of PHP-Fusion

#336 (Image) [ Down (-7) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - megashlongs

#370 (Image) [ Down (-7) Up ] [Submitter: Von]

Comment: MSN is so fun.

#376 (Image) [ Down (-7) Up ] [Submitter: Electro]

!DCoder slaps Electro's bottom and grins cheekily
<!DCoder> wow
<DoctorDestiny> o_o
<!DCoder> that's the worst random slap comment

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - HydraIRC backfired on DCoder...

#451 (Image) [ Down (-7) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<SSAAMM> Spore works around spore..
<ShaRose> SSAAMM your mother works around my penis
<SSAAMM> ShaRose that's what she said.
<SSAAMM> wait... oh shi-

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - ShaRose's funnies

#454 (Image) [ Down (-7) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<DCoder> I dare you to make sense of this westwood function
<Kittah-Khan> don't tase me bro
*WTF goes here*
<Kittah-Khan> ...
<Kittah-Khan> I can't, it makes no sense
*analysis with no reasonable explanation*
<DCoder> it is a special pointer, it's NEVER 0
<DCoder> so this is a multilayered wtf
<DCoder> like a fucking onion
<DCoder> you peel and you peel and you cry at each step
<Kittah-Khan> it just keeps on making you cry
<DCoder> exactly
<Kittah-Khan> now STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME YOU EVIL EVIL MAN
<Kittah-Khan> I DO NOT WANT TO BUY ONIONS
<DCoder> mmm, fried onions

Comment: westwood code: NEVER FORGET

#490 (Image) [ Down (-7) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<cheddarcheese> find a bucket
<cheddarcheese> go inside it
<cheddarcheese> and stay there
<cheddarcheese> plz

Comment: Responding to unsolicited, barely coherent rambling of a n00b

#19 (Image) [ Down (-6) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

CannisRabidus: I don't expect a hammer to function as a decent microwave oven either.

#46 (Image) [ Down (-6) Up ] [Submitter: Whiteboy]

Whiteboy: Don't forget Mr. Grammarspammer, Mrs. Spellwright and Dr. Typewell

Comment: Reply on Deezire on punctuation

#114 (Image) [ Down (-6) Up ] [Submitter: Droke]

Droke: Hmmm
Droke: If you are what you eat, then are you eating yourself?

#237 (Image) [ Down (-6) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

DCoder: create a new file, name it like mail.php, put this code in it:
DaViD : A new file?

Comment: followed by a /block a minute later...

#241 (Image) [ Down (-6) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<Pythorn> How can I do the new tank to my map? I have read the instructions thousands of times, but I just can't get it. Also, I would like to give the tank fully new look so it has its own shps, not old ones. How can that be done?
<The Colonel> You MAKE one.

Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=155763#155763

#327 (Image) [ Down (-6) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<ChielScape> now im gonna fap to silent hill
<DCoder> lol, silent hill?
<ChielScape> yes, silent hill
<ChielScape> i dont know what it is, but i bet there'll be something to fap to
<DCoder> ...
<ChielScape> i only know about some pyramid head whos supposed to raep people
<DCoder> well, if you play silent hill 2, you will be able to fap to a monster assfucking a mannequin
<IcySon55> i gotsta play those games!

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - There was a joke here. It's a quote now.

#329 (Image) [ Down (-6) Up ] [Submitter: Beowulf]

» Šįғ Ḿởđşǻłǿŧ «: He fucking signed on earlier, and I just said "hai thar" and he started spamming "Nigger." and told me to leave him alone cuz he was trying to get Quake to work. THEN WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GET ON?
» Šįғ Ḿởđşǻłǿŧ «: Damnit his logic pisses me off sometimes.
Ayumu: Logic?
Ayumu: That's not.
Ayumu: It's 4chan.
» Šįғ Ḿởđşǻłǿŧ «: Hahaha
Ayumu: He's turning into a stupider version of Chisel.
» Šįғ Ḿởđşǻłǿŧ «: Stupider? Than Chisel? Wtf?
Ayumu: I know... unpossible; divide by zero; etc.
» Šįғ Ḿởđşǻłǿŧ «: XD
» Šįғ Ḿởđşǻłǿŧ «: Divide stupid by zero and you get......... the entire PPM community! Zomgorz!
Ayumu: Nah. You get gufu.
» Šįғ Ḿởđşǻłǿŧ «: LOL!

Comment: MSN, on m666.

#477 (Image) [ Down (-6) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

ChielScape: quote 476 is simply awesome
ChielScape: tell ren i love him

Comment: unrequited love?

#507 (Image) [ Down (-6) Up ] [Submitter: Electro]

<DCoder> one part of me says that is a legitimate way to benefit from idiots and wishes I had thought of it
<DCoder> another part says that people who need this book are too fucking stupid to live
<DCoder> conclusion, I should have thought of that first _and_ implemented a time bomb that rips the buyer to molecules a month later

Comment: irc.burnirc.net - D's response to http://www.flickr.com/photos/19091931@N07/3295450428/sizes/o/

#553 (Image) [ Down (-6) Up ] [Submitter: Electro]

<Kiith-Sa> lol: my mom now seems to be more anti-MS than myself
<Kiith-Sa> I guess I should stop talking about Linux that much

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - influence

#611 (Image) [ Down (-6) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

/* in a discussion about Minecraft */
<AlexB> I already play a game where you have to create something useful out of blocks. The blocks usually end in }.

Comment: http://forums.renegadeprojects.com/showthread.php?tid=2009

#12 (Image) [ Down (-5) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

Renegade: heh
Renegade: just had a great idea
Renegade: why rely on CVS at all? it's just for publishing reasons anyway, in my case...
Renegade: I'll try if I can set up a cron job to ftp to destructionmod.com and upload the latest INIs for me
DCoder -: o_O
what are you trying to achieve? TD BETA INIs UNSTABLE NIGHTLY BUILD or what?
Renegade: ROFLMAO ...yeah, kinda

#20 (Image) [ Down (-5) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Renegade: *Oh the decisions...learn PHP/MySQL, learn C++...do nothing
Renegade: *sigh*
Renegade: I need a wife or something...or a program that decides for me

#27 (Image) [ Down (-5) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Hybrid: Every time they asked why i don't worship a god i told them, How can i worship myself? :P

#62 (Image) [ Down (-5) Up ] [Submitter: Bobing About]

AlliedG : its cool design but far too white ...
AlliedG : its cool design but far too white ...
Bobing -: what the asian twins said.
Whiteboy: You just made me laugh for the first time in... well the first time today, bobing. Thanks
DCoder -: LMAO @ bobing

(Edit: For the record, AlliedG is Asian. That's not racist in any way.)

Comment: http://www.deezire.net/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=10951&start=110

#84 (Image) [ Down (-5) Up ] [Submitter: Fenring]

AlliedG: hows mod
Fenring: Which one? :p
AlliedG: lol the good one :p
Fenring: Which good one? :p
AlliedG: lol
AlliedG: yr ones
Fenring: My mods are good... they say hello. :p
AlliedG: lol

Comment: My mods do speak to me... It's crazy I tell you.

#130 (Image) [ Down (-5) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

*** Renegade quit (Quit: 1 lamb. 2 lambs. 3 lambs. 4 lambs. 1 wolf....)

Comment: Counting sheep helps you get to sleep, they say.

#148 (Image) [ Down (-5) Up ] [Submitter: Jason]

Jason: looks like everyone but IE gets transparency
DCoder: oh yeah
DCoder: and IE gets salty chocolate balls

#291 (Image) [ Down (-5) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Renegade> so...what is everybody *else* doing?
<BobingAbout> being confused
<BobingAbout> i just got some, so arn't really doing much
<DC|Bastard_Almighty> please tell me neither jenny nor arcanine were involved
<BobingAbout> involved in me being confused? no, ren did that
<DC|Bastard_Almighty> ...
<DC|Bastard_Almighty> I cant believe I have to point this out
<DC|Bastard_Almighty> <BobingAbout> I just got some
<BobingAbout> oh, typo of 'Home' ROFL
<Renegade> I was sitting here for minutes thinking "wtf...BOB HAD SEX???"
<Renegade> sorry, bob, but...that confused *me*

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - not exactly where you get some

#320 (Image) [ Down (-5) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Renegade> god damnit
<Renegade> I was just gonna look up Pamela Anderson
<DCoder> and ?
<Renegade> website looked like wikipedia, so I appended Pamela Anderson and sent away
<Renegade> somewhere in the refreshing process I realized I was at ModEnc...
<DCoder> lmfao
<Renegade> well, at least I can safely say ModEnc does not have a page on Pamela Anderson

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - logs from 2006 07 12

#333 (Image) [ Down (-5) Up ] [Submitter: gordon-creAtive]

Comment: On irc, #RenProj (Talking about http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=16456 )

#335 (Image) [ Down (-5) Up ] [Submitter: gordon-creAtive]

(gordon-creAtive) [random "Hi" message]
(!Diablo) [random silence]
(!DCoder) [random giggling]
(gordon-creAtive) Can you tell me sth about that bot?
(gordon-creAtive) (IrC Newbe)
(!Diablo) there is no bot
(!Diablo) I'm just a natural born lurker
(gordon-creAtive) Your kiddin' me
(gordon-creAtive) " (Diablo is a bot. Leave him alone.)"
• DCoder shakes head
(!Diablo) yeah...long story
(!DCoder) Ren, stop fuckign with gordon's head
(!Diablo) sort of a running gag
(gordon-creAtive) .|.. I knew it
(*Renegade) D
(*Renegade) stop spoiling my fun
(*Renegade) I totally had him going there

Comment: On IRC #RenProj

#472 (Image) [ Down (-5) Up ] [Submitter: ChielScape]

Comment: nerdpr0n

#517 (Image) [ Down (-5) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<DCoder> hmm
<DCoder> my love for icecream will never be the same
<DCoder> my mind just notified me that this piece of frozen fruit juice icecream I'm having is shaped quite uncannily like a dildo

#526 (Image) [ Down (-5) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<Renegade15> which of course leads to the question - why do people rely on other people's ideas to form their own idea of morality?
<ir3actions> I used to.
<Renegade15> should a person not just know what feels right and what doesn't?
<ir3actions> But once my mother explained why homosexuals had to die in flaming agony...
<ir3actions> I decided to rely on comic books instead.

#55 (Image) [ Down (-4) Up ] [Submitter: AlliedGeneral]

AlliedGeneral: The website is also even harder to navigate around then before and I didn't even know that was possible.

Comment: (Talking about ProjectAlpha's updated website)

#82 (Image) [ Down (-4) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Whiteboy: And hot DVDs in the ass is not pleasant, I've tried that

Comment: Talking about Nero DVD+R recording...

#147 (Image) [ Down (-4) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<BobingAbout|yoyo> i bought it
<BobingAbout|yoyo> do you know how much it cost?
<DCoder> no?
<BobingAbout|yoyo> neither do i, i forgot

Comment: A Brilliant Mind III

#280 (Image) [ Down (-4) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<2142_GenReaper> I know what a cheat trainer it is a mod like program that gives players the abilities and options that allows them to tweak the game so they win.
<2142_GenReaper> But how do you make a trainer???
<DCoder> If you suck so bad that you need artificial help to win, well, you suck. And buying a clue before speaking would help too, I suppose.
<DCoder> A trainer is a program.
<DCoder> A program needs to be written in machine code.
<DCoder> You can either write the machine code yourself, or use one of the programming languages such as C++ .
<DCoder> To do the former, you have to be a bloody genius, to do the latter, you have to, unsurprisingly, know that language.
<DCoder> Judging from your post, you are nowhere near either goal.
<DCoder> Don't despair though, you still are a unique snowflake.

Comment: http://www.cannis.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=8359 / trimmed for humor - Ren

#305 (Image) [ Down (-4) Up ] [Submitter: Banshee *cough*ChielScape*cough*]

*** Banshee has joined #RenProj
<DCoder> o_O
<DCoder> hello
<Banshee> hello to you too, DCoder
<Banshee> why the "o_O"?
<DCoder> first time I see you here... actual you
<Banshee> actual me? explain
<DCoder> chielscape likes to log on as "Banshee" at random
<DCoder> he confesses it's him, but it's still confusing
<Banshee> yes, i certainly do
<DCoder> well then stop it
<Banshee> i dont think the "actual me" ever comes here
<DCoder> hence o_O
<DCoder> now /nick back to normal before I boot you at random
<Banshee> second time i got peeps to believe im really banshee
*** Banshee is now known as ChielScape

Comment: Second time it worked =D

#325 (Image) [ Down (-4) Up ] [Submitter: BobingAbout]

<Renegade> cooool
<Renegade> I didn't even know I had made a "selected forums" menu item
<DCoder> lol
<Renegade> I love it when I'm smarter than myself

#423 (Image) [ Down (-4) Up ] [Submitter: Electro]

<DCoder> fen's file transfer for some reason triggered "Hi, would you like to use Sharing Folders?" crap
<DCoder> which consequently locked up my machine, dropped my internet connection, and made all the hard drives invisible to windows
<DCoder> and therefore msn is now officially firewood

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - Last of the four evils of Microsoft

#437 (Image) [ Down (-4) Up ] [Submitter: Judeau]

Comment: Slap dat ho

#482 (Image) [ Down (-4) Up ] [Submitter: Electro]

<ChielScape> reminds me i need to pick some nice hentai to watch together next weekend

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - Follow the yellow /b/rick road...

#552 (Image) [ Down (-4) Up ] [Submitter: Electro]

<Saberhawk> http://06839.tinysd.com/
<Electro> I smell faeces
<Saberhawk> o_O
<Saberhawk> I'm sorry, there's no public interface yet
<Saberhawk> The only interface for adding links is hiding at https://secure.tinysd.com/
<Saberhawk> And you can't have access
* Electro steals access
<Saberhawk> Sure, good luck with that
<Saberhawk> There are only two ways into there
<Saberhawk> One of which is being me (good luck stealing the cryptographic keys needed to pull *that* off)
<Saberhawk> The other is paying me $50 a month ;)
* Electro pays Saberhawk $50i
* Saberhawk realizes that he should specify USD

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - money, money, money...

#584 (Image) [ Down (-4) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Renegade> no, you fucked up at basic reading comprehension and simple logic
<Nikademis> how?
<Nikademis> i read the manual
<Renegade> gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
* Renegade rams his head into the wall
<Nikademis> never mind lets just drop it
<Renegade> fuck it dude, let's go bowling
<DCoder> on Shabas?
<Renegade> you're not even a real jew
<Renegade> you converted because of your ex wife
*** Quits: Nikademis ( http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - eight year olds, dude.

#580 (Image) [ Down (-4) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<DCoder> lol, fuck
<DCoder> I think I just uploaded a softporn clip to the live server

#44 (Image) [ Down (-3) Up ] [Submitter: Whiteboy]

DCoder -: Oh I love my new auto-away-message:

If you are reading this, and I don't reply in a few minutes, either
a. I'm AFK at the moment, or
b. I think you are a n00b who is not worthy of talking to me.
Have a nice day.

DCoder -: one n00b told me to fuck off after he read it
Whiteboy: ROFL

#72 (Image) [ Down (-3) Up ] [Submitter: Whiteboy]

Now named: The Eagle says:
i done something you cant doooooo :P
Whiteboy ::: Mod progress: final game mode being implemented says:
Make a complete fool of yourself?
Whiteboy ::: Mod progress: final game mode being implemented says:
:D
Now named: The Eagle says:
hehe
Now named: The Eagle says:
maybe, actually

Comment: The Eagle = eaglemc, if it wasn't already obvious.

#90 (Image) [ Down (-3) Up ] [Submitter: Whiteboy]

zero: umm....hate no nudge, but i think soviet infrantry .gifs didn't work. at least my computer is... :(
Hopalongtom: I have a computer that can't see any online GIFs I reccomned getting a better computer.

Comment: It's a good thing Tom doesn't work in a computer repair centre...

#111 (Image) [ Down (-3) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

DCoder: re your table: I see you have three borders on every single cell, why is that?
Renegade: huh?
Renegade: the hell are you talking about?
Renegade: ooooh, you're digging in my code again
DCoder: Help:Editing, table in ==Images==
DCoder: |style="border-bottom: 1px solid #aaaaaa;border-right: 1px solid #aaaaaa;"|<nowiki>[[Image:Image.ext]]</nowiki>
DCoder: |style="border-bottom: 1px solid #aaaaaa;border-left: 1px solid #aaaaaa;"|includes an image into the page
DCoder: |-
DCoder: |style="border-bottom: 1px solid #aaaaaa;border-right: 1px solid #aaaaaa;border-top: 1px solid #aaaaaa;"|<nowiki>[[Media:File.ext]]</nowiki>
DCoder: wtf is that styling for?
Renegade: simple: copy-pastable
DCoder: ...
Renegade: the outter border is dashed, so you can't just define the cell solid
Renegade: by leaving out the top border, you can copy-paste the cell over and over, because, if it's at the top, no harm is done, and if it isn't, the bottom of the above cell closes it
DCoder: lets just agree not to peek at each other's code anymore...

Comment: #RenProj on irc.gamernet.org

#116 (Image) [ Down (-3) Up ] [Submitter: Whiteboy]

DCoder -: "To access our wireless hi-speed Internet, please insert the provided usb key into an USB port in your computer. After doing that, attach the provided device to your genital area. Once you start to feel the device's static field frying your pubic hair, the connection has been established.
If connection quality is dissatisfying, please insert the device deeper into your genital spaces. If you feel a sensation, enjoy it while you can, it will soon turn to pain."
DCoder -: And all I have to do is click a button and type in a person's IP. Fzzzt, 20kV in the testicles = no more moron.
DCoder -: or, should the electricity idea fail, I could place a miniature explosive in the device...
DCoder - :That could mark a new meaning for "explosive orgasm" -_-
Whiteboy: >_>
Whiteboy: i laughed, but it felt evil.

Comment: DCoder trying to take over the internet. Well, no surprises there :P

#132 (Image) [ Down (-3) Up ] [Submitter: Whiteboy]

<DCoder> you know you're a fucking nerd when you design a sql database to organise your porn
<DCoder> >_>
<DCoder> <_<
<DCoder> and no, you may not quote that
<DCoder> but then again, perhaps you know youre a nerd when your porn collection's size exceeds single-digit GB
<Whiteboy> heh, I store porn in foreign servers across the globe over 5 different continents :P
<Whiteboy> and yes, that was a blatant lie >_>
<DCoder> lol

Comment: Once upon a time in yet another DC <-> WB conversation...

#242 (Image) [ Down (-3) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Chielscape: ah, i thought you meant in TS cuz you said "like Red Alert" but i guess you meant RA1.

Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=156990#156990

#299 (Image) [ Down (-3) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Saberhawk> I can do almost anything and she just takes it from me
* Saberhawk stabs Rommie
* Rommie blocks the stab and redirects it at Saberhawk in one smooth motion.
<Saberhawk> Or not...

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - who is whose bitch now?

#334 (Image) [ Down (-3) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Ayumu: I just realized something
Ayumu: I'm a brutal son of a bitch.
Ayumu: Sweet.

Comment: MSN - trying to find a fit punishment for the stupid at http://www.fstdt.com/fundies/top100.aspx

#397 (Image) [ Down (-3) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<Renegade15> aja: ONJOIN if nickname = hammy OR hostmask = *!*@unaffiliated/hammy then kick $user
<Renegade15> at least in concept
<heyaja> yep, that's the jist of what I have
<BrightSilence> lol
<Traveler7> RAWR!
<Traveler7> GUESSS WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<Renegade15> DAMN
<Chelsey> hammy?
<stonedog67workin> lol
<Traveler7> nooo
* Traveler7 is now known as HAMmy

#401 (Image) [ Down (-3) Up ] [Submitter: ORCACommander]

<%gordon-creAtive> wtf is going on with the internet? Sourceforge seerch server down, archive.org server down, schutzstation-wattenmee.de down…
<*Renegade> maybe your internet is down?
<%gordon-creAtive> Halp! I deleted my internet!
<*Renegade> xD
<%gordon-creAtive> No, the error messages came from the pages itself, no FF errors
<*Renegade> then maybe you're wearing the wrong shoes.
<%gordon-creAtive> That's it!
<ORCACommander> lol

Comment: hmm maybe try wearing the fuzzy ones?

#455 (Image) [ Down (-3) Up ] [Submitter: Electro]

<Electro> it's like a sine wave
<Electro> he's in
<Electro> he's out
<Electro> he's in
<Electro> he's out
<DCoder> you just described 95% of all porn

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - after pd declared his second retirement and E noticed a pattern

#498 (Image) [ Down (-3) Up ] [Submitter: Albrecht]

<Renegade>: with this order, you evaluate the predicted health every time, and *then* check if it's needed - you would only ever *not* do the second check if the target was dead anyway.
<Lt_Albrecht>: *reads*
<Lt_Albrecht>: *realises*
<Lt_Albrecht>: *facepalms* I'm out of my mind. I don't get a line of C++ But I understand what you're saying too a degree
<DCoder>: it's okay
<DCoder>: nobody here gets C++, we just pretend we're cool enough to read it :p

Comment: Last line

#499 (Image) [ Down (-3) Up ] [Submitter: MT]

Nikademis:

How to make Revora better? I find that most of the questions in the forums could be eliminated with better tutorials. I find the Modenc is vague in some of it's answers. It might say raise a certain number, but raise which way? I was told once to raise a number, but if the number is 5 and it says raise it is raise mean 1 is higher or is 10 higher. I was told I went the wrong way in raising.

<continues on>

Comment: There is yet more - http://forums.revora.net/index.php?showtopic=68244&st=0&#entry672478

#525 (Image) [ Down (-3) Up ] [Submitter: Lt_Albrecht]

Crimsonium [Explanation he has problems with his mod and TFD 1.03 Rev4]
Starkiller: [Does not understand]
Lt Albrecht: [Simplified explanation]
AltomareXD: [Suggests using the XCC clt to integrate Crim's rules with a standard one]
Starkiller: I think you added new units to the game. Did you? I had the same problem before too.

Comment: He's fucking done it again...

#261 (Image) [ Down (-2) Up ] [Submitter: Droke]

Mason says:
making something realistic for the RA universe is like cooking on the ceiling
im-friggin-possible

#278 (Image) [ Down (-2) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

DCoder on the trials and tribulations of assembly:

<DCoder> for example - I spent fifteen minutes reading a single function (fourty or fifty lines of asm code)
<DCoder> just to find out that all it did was case-insensitive strcmp

Comment: Note by DCoder: I used OllyDbg at the time, which does not have ways to recognize standard functions like IDA does - the function *is* strnicmp

#279 (Image) [ Down (-2) Up ] [Submitter: sirmods]

ORCACommander- Join GDI! We Kick Ass! says:
trojen downloaders aren't that dangerus

» Šįғ Ḿởđşǻłǿŧ « ¦¿¡¿Ħěļĺ �ễẳħ¡¿¡¦ says:
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ORCACommander- Join GDI! We Kick Ass! says:
they mostly send viruses to other people

» Šįғ Ḿởđşǻłǿŧ « ¦¿¡¿Ħěļĺ �ễẳħ¡¿¡¦ says:
If I lived with you and I were an IT admin I would pimp slap the SHIT out of you for saying that.

Comment: MSN

#361 (Image) [ Down (-2) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<hopefulsemblance> OMG don't talk about vietnamese eggrolls!
<HAMmy> OMG y not?
<hopefulsemblance> because they're my kryptonite
<hopefulsemblance> and i'll get hungry and drive the 50 miles north to get them
<Zoey> you live 50 miles south of vietnam!?

#365 (Image) [ Down (-2) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<TDZane> sleeps for the weak i have dafince
<cookiecheese> dafince?
<TDZane> ugh and i actualy edited that
<TDZane> Caffine

#379 (Image) [ Down (-2) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Christo> One must always think
<Christo> what if one ended up on an island full of Dinosaurs?
<Christo> Or a christian church?
<Christo> fucking be eaten or gored to death or crushed or, worse yet, converted
<Christo> Thankfully the dinosaurs are rare.

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - what we are afraid of - Christo is Carno

#390 (Image) [ Down (-2) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<Manderz> WOOO
<Manderz> OH GOD
<Manderz> I'm so happy Chels isn't online
<Manderz> because John Travolta and Oliva Newton John are singing on the radio
<Manderz> that's just be like Chels to appear out of no where..
<Chelsey> ahem. I've been here the whole time.
<Manderz> oh god

#402 (Image) [ Down (-2) Up ] [Submitter: pd]

Joshy says:
now to see
Joshy says:
on 2 devices now XD
Joshy says:
and neither = speakers
pd says:
how are they called?
Joshy says:
one sec
Joshy says:
I feel the sudden need to vacume my room
pd says:
what the hell

Comment: I mean... WHAT IN THE HELL?

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