DCoder -: IRC, will ya
Whiteboy: it';s COMING
DCoder -: even fuckin trillian has irc capabilities
Whiteboy: like a girl going down on me, while masturbating.
DCoder -: thats not technically possible, but lol
Whiteboy: ...die :P
Whiteboy: well, MY girl has twin vaginii.

Comment: A Brilliant Mind II

BobingAbout: Isn't Cannis an admin of Cannis.net

DCoder -: oh great... TibEd lovers in Lithuania, that's got to be the first time
Renegade: it also lowers you country's score significantly.
Renegade: Germany: Renegade, pd, Reaperrr, Matze
Renegade: Lithuania: DCoder, TibEd-lovers
DCoder -: oooh, now that's just mean
Renegade: look at it this way:
Renegade: if you wipe out the TibEd-crowd, 100% of your country's modding community is l33t.

Comment: I am unique, after all, not just another brick in the wall :D

DCoder : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAdku9YhSCI
Sir Modsalot : How the fuck?
Sir Modsalot : It bent the tips??
DCoder : sapphire coating
Sir Modsalot : Goddamn that's useful
DCoder : as a riot shield, maybe
Sir Modsalot : lol
DCoder : put eInk underneath and sell ad space!
DCoder : imagine, a thousand riot cops with shields, each shield playing the "Hi, I'm Mac!" ad
Sir Modsalot : XD
Sir Modsalot : Lemon party would be far more effective

Comment: youtube link is to a sapphire-coated LCD which deflects crossbow bolts

<BobingAbout> i "NEEDED" to draw it, because i felt like drawing it
<BobingAbout> like you might hear some music and think "Gotta buy this, gotta buy this, gotta buy this." or on some of your cases "Gotta download this", i had the thought "Gotta draw this, gotta draw this, gotta draw this."
* DCoder feels the urge to download something
<BobingAbout> lol
<BobingAbout> gotta quote this, gotta quote this, gotta quote this :P

Comment: why i drew this http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/59454858/

Minimi: DCoder, are u afrid or what?
Fenring: Here's a thought: shut up and go back into your hole.

In other words, no, he isn't.
Minimi: are u dcoder? he cant speak self, he dont need you a*s hole, by the way, who are u? a other nooooooob?
Whiteboy: No, he isn't. He's Fenring and he owns your a$$ by default. BY DEFAULT

Comment: I own by default. w00t :p

Jason : you know what sucks
Jason : I'm playing pacman on my cellphone tring to beat high score, almost had it.. and I got a phone call.

Comment: Cellphones should be cellphones and not gaming consoles with integrated cellphones...

Whiteboy: Don't forget Mr. Grammarspammer, Mrs. Spellwright and Dr. Typewell

Comment: Reply on Deezire on punctuation

<Renegade> I see it as a sport
<Renegade> like hunting, only with dumber victims

Comment: About flaming n00bs

DCoder : I think I figured out the whole of map actions format just now... and Im afraid my brain is starting to leak from the insanity
pd : lol
pd : what's up with it?
DCoder : I knew it was kinda messed up, but this bad...
[explanation of internal code spaghetti]
DCoder : I mapped it all out on a spreadsheet and I think there is no way they could have managed this without drinking a lot
DCoder : probably didnt invent it without drinking a lot, either
DCoder : :S
pd : lol
pd : yeah it's weird how you can do such things when drinking a lot xD
pd : i coded half of rockpatch while drunk >.< explains a few things i think

Comment: Madness in Westwood's code leads to a revelation! (MSN)

<Nod_Trooper> The man working on the mods, yes, go to the peoples that worked on Dusk and Rise of Omnius and ask them how they did it!
<Nod_Trooper> They got those mods which be needing the FS inis to be playing game correctly.
<Nod_Trooper> So why not be asking them how they being doing it!

<DCoder> Me being finding this stupiding ideaing reallying retarding!
<DCoder> What being actualing meaning of your ideaing?
<DCoder> And what thating havening to doing with ETSing, which being a patching, not a modding?
<DCoder> You explaining your suggestioning not welling.
<DCoder> Refining your probleming pleasing.

<DCoder> Oww, I think my brain stopped.

Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=233447 - Gerunds!

Electro has left IRC (MUST. FEED. PPM. HORSEPR0N. AND. VIAGRA. SPAAAAAAAAAAAMMMM!!!)

FK47: thats what they call the dominatrix, blackjack
FK47: hes black you see
FK47: the king of gay love
FK47: sorry im an idot
FK47: idot.
FK47: excellent.

Comment: Discussing how the educational system is like a pile of gay love, with blackjack.

<DoctorPhileasFragg> A bit over my head though, I'm unfamiliar with Bash
<DCoder> bash.org is another quote database like this one, only it's known all over the world, with about 700 K quotes
<DoctorPhileasFragg> Wiggy! I'll have to bookmark that
<DCoder> yeah, bookmark www.bash.org and www.qdb.us
<DoctorPhileasFragg> I assume that second one is shorthand for........Quite Delicious Boobies?
<DoctorPhileasFragg> No, wait...Quote DataBase, right?

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj

Electro: but I'll try anything at this point
DCoder: try shooting yourself
[...]
* Electro bonks himself on the head 10 times
Electro: *himself
DCoder: use a hammer
* Electro bonks himself with a hammer on the head 10 times
Electro: ouch
DCoder: Stop. Hammertime.
*DCoder bonks Electro over head with a BIG hammer
Electro: yeouch
* Electro starts mumbling unarticulated sounds

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj

(!DCoder) I think I should crap that at the very least
(!DCoder) so, if any of you lot want to comment, do so...
(Carnotaurus) wait lemme post
(Carnotaurus) Ok go
(!DCoder) aw, stupid word filter nuked your ALLCAPS
(Carnotaurus) fuck banshee's cheesegrater
(Carnotaurus) lemme edit
(gordon-creAtive) wtf?
(Carnotaurus) FIXEDU
(Carnotaurus) desu
(!DCoder) lol
(!DCoder) gordon - http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=16456
(gordon-creAtive) ROFL
(gordon-creAtive) What an idiot
(*Renegade) that is stupidity on a level that shouldn't be possible
(gordon-creAtive) I tried to install by just err.. wtf ... what did he actually do?!?
(Carnotaurus) don't crap it yet
(Carnotaurus) let the newfag reply
(!DCoder) lol
(*Renegade) apparently, he downloaded a crack for RA2 for Yuri's Revenge, and expected that to give him YR
(!DCoder) if I wait, banshee will sink him
(*Renegade) and no, you may not ask me what a crack for RA2 for YR is
(!DCoder) besides, even if it's crapped, he can reply
(*Renegade) I'm just repeating what he says
(!DCoder) now I just need an appropriate comment
(Carnotaurus) tits or gtfo
(Carnotaurus) there you go
(gordon-creAtive) watch mine
(*Renegade) "If stupidity could hurt, you'd have just committed genocide"

Comment: On irc, #RenProj (Talking about http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=16456 )

... after Von sends me a snippet of a conversation with DonutArnold...
<Doctor Destiny> Hey DA, how does the EA cawk taste? Like bourbon, vicodin and programmer ballsweat?
<DonutArnold> XD
<DonutArnold> I thought it was WW caek at the first place!!

Comment: Why bobbing on Westwood's dong is bad...

<%gordon-creAtive> wtf is going on with the internet? Sourceforge seerch server down, archive.org server down, schutzstation-wattenmee.de down…
<*Renegade> maybe your internet is down?
<%gordon-creAtive> Halp! I deleted my internet!
<*Renegade> xD
<%gordon-creAtive> No, the error messages came from the pages itself, no FF errors
<*Renegade> then maybe you're wearing the wrong shoes.
<%gordon-creAtive> That's it!
<ORCACommander> lol

Comment: hmm maybe try wearing the fuzzy ones?

Renegade: "And, you know, yesterday I was loling through this corridor, rofling this dude some 9mm bullets, only to see him lmaoing the bullets and headshotting me easily...stupid fagg0t."
DCoder -: lol
Renegade: as you can see, lol is a verb

Now named: The Eagle says:
i done something you cant doooooo :P
Whiteboy ::: Mod progress: final game mode being implemented says:
Make a complete fool of yourself?
Whiteboy ::: Mod progress: final game mode being implemented says:
:D
Now named: The Eagle says:
hehe
Now named: The Eagle says:
maybe, actually

Comment: The Eagle = eaglemc, if it wasn't already obvious.

<Pythorn> How can I do the new tank to my map? I have read the instructions thousands of times, but I just can't get it. Also, I would like to give the tank fully new look so it has its own shps, not old ones. How can that be done?
<The Colonel> You MAKE one.

Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=155763#155763

DCoder on the trials and tribulations of assembly:

<DCoder> for example - I spent fifteen minutes reading a single function (fourty or fifty lines of asm code)
<DCoder> just to find out that all it did was case-insensitive strcmp

Comment: Note by DCoder: I used OllyDbg at the time, which does not have ways to recognize standard functions like IDA does - the function *is* strnicmp

<Carnotaurus> I want C&C3 on my DS so bad..Kane's Wrath on the C&C95 engine. Fuck the fancy graphics
<Carnotaurus> all I want are C&C3 units as C&C1 sprites, touch screen sidebar, all the vos and music, oh, and....no campaign
<Carnotaurus> just skirmish or online
<Carnotaurus> Kane's Wrath 95 on wifi...
<Carnotaurus> ah what a dream
<DonutArnold> haha
<Carnotaurus> though the fucking Redeemer will probably take up the screen
<Carnotaurus> with is faggotry
=-= Carnotaurus was booted from #renproj by Diablo (Pass bitte auf was du sagst!)
-->| Carnotaurus has joined #renproj
<Carnotaurus> blow me, Diablow
<DonutArnold> xD
<Carnotaurus> I hate that fucking bot

Comment: more rofling @renproj

<Carno> God made dinosaurs, now, study for your internet acronym test.
<Carno> Fucking dicks man. Whats wrong with people. A goddamn internet phrase test
<Carno> I'll take it. Shit. May make me get into college.
<Carno> go to Yale for knowing 'Lol'

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - http://idle.slashdot.org/comments.pl?no_d2=1&sid=596387&cid=23960255

<DoctorDestiny> Fuck me sideways.
<DoctorDestiny> Then seven ways from Sunday.
<DoctorDestiny> While running.
<DCoder> kinky
<DoctorDestiny> You know me.

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - fetishistas

(Discussing Pink Floyd - Another Brick In The Wall)
Whiteboy: heh, I'm sure you and I are fairly unique anyway - not everyone are bricks ya know
Whiteboy: e.g. George Bush
DCoder -: lol
Whiteboy: he's not a brick, he's a prick
Whiteboy: or a dick
Whiteboy: and somewhat sick
DCoder -: bwahahaha
DCoder -: I am SOOOOO quuoting that

Whiteboy: And hot DVDs in the ass is not pleasant, I've tried that

Comment: Talking about Nero DVD+R recording...

DCoder: re your table: I see you have three borders on every single cell, why is that?
Renegade: huh?
Renegade: the hell are you talking about?
Renegade: ooooh, you're digging in my code again
DCoder: Help:Editing, table in ==Images==
DCoder: |style="border-bottom: 1px solid #aaaaaa;border-right: 1px solid #aaaaaa;"|<nowiki>[[Image:Image.ext]]</nowiki>
DCoder: |style="border-bottom: 1px solid #aaaaaa;border-left: 1px solid #aaaaaa;"|includes an image into the page
DCoder: |-
DCoder: |style="border-bottom: 1px solid #aaaaaa;border-right: 1px solid #aaaaaa;border-top: 1px solid #aaaaaa;"|<nowiki>[[Media:File.ext]]</nowiki>
DCoder: wtf is that styling for?
Renegade: simple: copy-pastable
DCoder: ...
Renegade: the outter border is dashed, so you can't just define the cell solid
Renegade: by leaving out the top border, you can copy-paste the cell over and over, because, if it's at the top, no harm is done, and if it isn't, the bottom of the above cell closes it
DCoder: lets just agree not to peek at each other's code anymore...

Comment: #RenProj on irc.gamernet.org

DCoder - : spambots found our qdb
Whiteboy: :-O
Whiteboy: DESTROY
Whiteboy: how annoying
Whiteboy: maybe you should approve them, on the basis that they are female

Comment: The bots were indeed using female names (Heather, Marla and Abby) to post their crap

Renegade: how many grown men do you know you'd expect a file called "weee.png" from?
DCoder -: lol
DCoder -: zero?
Renegade: Well, then you better don't accept files from Whitey
<time flies (when you're kicking ass)...>
Renegade: who the fuck uploaded a *.bmp avatar?
Renegade: who is uid 91?
DCoder -: weee.png
Renegade: I should have known
Renegade: damn you
Renegade: that file name triggered a state of loling that still hasn't stopped

Comment: 2006 Apr 15, MSN

<Whiteboy> wow
<Whiteboy> CloakRadiusInCells= actually works?
* DCoder blinks
* DCoder blinks again
<DCoder> surprises never end, do they?
<Whiteboy> well.. i can suck my waiting-to-be-sucked dick
<Whiteboy> IT
<Whiteboy> I MEANT IT can...
<Whiteboy> I'm not that flexible... (unfortunately)
*** Whiteboy was kicked from #RenProj by DCoder (Too. Much. Information.)

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj

<Nyoro-en> I'm too poor to live in Paris Hilton's los angeles. :P
<Nyoro-en> Maybe if I make a sex tape I can get into hollywood...
<Nyoro-en> brb afk.

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - Carno's new "get rich quick" plan

<hopefulsemblance> OMG don't talk about vietnamese eggrolls!
<HAMmy> OMG y not?
<hopefulsemblance> because they're my kryptonite
<hopefulsemblance> and i'll get hungry and drive the 50 miles north to get them
<Zoey> you live 50 miles south of vietnam!?

<Carnotaurus> Wild Pikachu Appeared!
<Carnotaurus> Go, Mammoth Tank!
<Carnotaurus> Mammoth Tank used cannons!
<Carnotaurus> Wild Pikachu is in 30 pieces!
<Carnotaurus> Mammoth Tank gained 1 veterancy, and autoheal!

Comment: rofling @renproj

<DoctorDestiny> That's why my VS2008 PHP IDE comes in HANDY AS SHIT. :p
<DCoder> theoretical question, when does shit come in handy?
<DoctorDestiny> Never, considering I was using a figure of speech.
<DCoder> gee, if only I were too stupid too know that :p
<DoctorDestiny> We know you is D. :p
<DCoder> smooth :p
<DoctorDestiny> Yep.
<DoctorDestiny> I know.
<DoctorDestiny> Smooth like concrete.
<Electro> concrete is smooth?
<DoctorDestiny> ...
<DoctorDestiny> And in comes Electro to kill joke.

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - Electro the joke killer...

<lt_Albrecht>: unlucky I guess..
<lt_Albrecht>: what's this device?
<Renegade>: ahro's device
<lt_Albrecht>: ah
<lt_Albrecht>: Ahro, what is this thing?
<Renegade>: that sounds wrong
<lt_Albrecht>: lol
<Renegade>: though the implication of ahro having trouble getting his device to run is humorous

Comment: Ahro can't run his device... :P

Mark -: l44t, got a better weapon!
DCoder: l44t? wtf, your leetspeek module got hacked? :P
Mark -: Nope. I figure l44t > l33t > l22t > l11t :P

Roman: but it's true my name is roman because i deliver so many love and i'm romantic and the symbol of love
Whiteboy: LOL

Comment: Discussing names...

Jason says: I need to build it its own building
Jason says: with utmost securty
Jason says: underground
Jason says: nuke and missile proof
Jason says: etc
DCoder says: $ mv Jason /dev/asylum && chmod Jason 000
Jason says: you think thats going overboard?

Comment: Talking about my server's security

<DCoder> Stupid people will inherit the Earth...
<Renegade> of course...America has WMDs.

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj

<Anon> god i hate this place.
<Anon> working for adesa is like getting gangraped, but the raping is better since it will eventually stop.
<Anon> adesa does not.
<DCoder> heh
<Anon> seriously... i'd rather get bukkaked than work here. >_>
<DCoder> but you need the money
<Anon> i could probably make more taking it across the face...
<DCoder> lol
<Anon> hmmm... let me ponder that for a minute...
<Anon> let me give that some more thought...
<DCoder> a difficult choice, isn't that?
<Anon> yeah... i do need the money, and being a whore is culturally accepted so I see no downsides here.
<Anon> except for splooge across the face of course.
<DCoder> and the potential for getting your money shot recorded and posted on the net
<Anon> i'll wear a blindfold.
<DCoder> kinky
<Anon> yep, that's me. always thinking of the other guys.
<DCoder> and they love you for that
<Anon> of course they do.
<Anon> but that blindfold is multipurpose. gotta keep the splooge out of my eyes and i don't want sticky glasses.

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - Anon is Fen

<Renegade15> aja: ONJOIN if nickname = hammy OR hostmask = *!*@unaffiliated/hammy then kick $user
<Renegade15> at least in concept
<heyaja> yep, that's the jist of what I have
<BrightSilence> lol
<Traveler7> RAWR!
<Traveler7> GUESSS WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<Renegade15> DAMN
<Chelsey> hammy?
<stonedog67workin> lol
<Traveler7> nooo
* Traveler7 is now known as HAMmy

<Marine matt7>
Civilian
Joined: 01 Oct 2008

---Zombie Mod---

hey everyone,
This zombie mod will be made.
We can communicate via MSN or the forum here: http://n2.nabble.com/PPM-Zombie-MOD-f2130995.html
We need people in the deparment of:
SHP Builders. EXE Builders Voxel Builders
and people With experience.

<Lin Kuei Ominae>
I doubt that anyone will do the work for you.
1. learn how to mod
2. show some progress with some good ingame pics
3. hire others to help you

but this way, without any info, no experience and no progress there won't be anyone participating.

<Team Black>
OK GUYS I WANT EVERYONE TO MAKE ME A MOD!

it will look like THIS( http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=21197), we'll call it Tiberium Davastation 2: REturn of KAne

<MT>
Yes, we'll give all our work and time to this member, with 3 posts.
Quote: "EXE Builders"
Heck, at this rate you may get the all of the (1-3?) exe hackers for you too!
Yes, we'll give all our work and time to this member, with 3 posts.

<Team Black>
Quote: "Heck, at this rate you may get the all of the (1-3?) exe hackers for you too!"
he didn't say exe hacker.. he said exe builder :P

NEW ENGINE COMIN' RIGHT UP

Comment: Typicial PPM day...

<DCoder> in the issue, it's StackHash, which suggests Microsoft's anti-hacking feature like ASLR or DEP
<Renegade> yeah, just found that
<Renegade> typical microsoft
<Renegade> you inject a whole shitload of code into a running program
<Renegade> execute it fine
<Renegade> and then, when you end it, its hacking protection fires
<Renegade> x_x

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - lol