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#94 (Image) [ Down (-19) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Whiteboy: wow, his post on the WR thread is awful.
Whiteboy: I even feel obliged to edit it for better grammar and spelling... but to do that I first need to know what the hell he's talking about.

Comment: 2005 Jul 5

#347 (Image) [ Down (-19) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

[18:37:52] * IcySon55 has joined #RenProj
[18:37:56] <DCoder> hey
[18:37:59] <IcySon55> yo
[18:38:08] <IcySon55> let's see if it works now
[18:38:09] * IcySon55 has left irc.gamernet.org (Quit: IcySon55)

Comment: This is slowly turning into a running gag

#378 (Image) [ Down (-19) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<Chelseyrl> Katie accidentally joined #officialhobos instead of #officialhoobs
<NinjaPaper> XD
<Jonpro> lol
<Jonpro> is that a real channel?
<Chelseyrl> it is now

#125 (Image) [ Down (-18) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Renegade> I see it as a sport
<Renegade> like hunting, only with dumber victims

Comment: About flaming n00bs

#9 (Image) [ Down (-17) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

BobingAbout: Isn't Cannis an admin of Cannis.net

#244 (Image) [ Down (-17) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<DoctorPhileasFragg> A bit over my head though, I'm unfamiliar with Bash
<DCoder> bash.org is another quote database like this one, only it's known all over the world, with about 700 K quotes
<DoctorPhileasFragg> Wiggy! I'll have to bookmark that
<DCoder> yeah, bookmark www.bash.org and www.qdb.us
<DoctorPhileasFragg> I assume that second one is shorthand for........Quite Delicious Boobies?
<DoctorPhileasFragg> No, wait...Quote DataBase, right?

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj

#295 (Image) [ Down (-16) Up ] [Submitter: Beowulf]

m666: Just.
m666: I hate my school.
m666: More than I should.
m666: Because of the fukken faggotry that happens.
m666: It's inner-city, has both preps and ghetto dwellers.
m666: Which means you get two kinds of fucking retarded in ONE convenient place.
Ayumu: Don't you mean inconvenient?

Comment: MSN, on m666's school.

#29 (Image) [ Down (-15) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

DCoder: "mastermind is tougher than a Rhino"
UNKeeper: "no, it [mastermind] has the same armor as the Rhino - heavy"

Comment: ( http://forums.cncden.com/showthread.php?p=208635#post208447 )

#57 (Image) [ Down (-15) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Whiteboy: hmm, u r typng differently 2day
DCoder -: how so?
Whiteboy: i dunno
Whiteboy: just... longer paragraphs
Whiteboy: and kinda solemn
DCoder -: excuse me?
DCoder -: Solemn? IS that an implication that I might have been NOT solemn before?
Whiteboy: *looks up dictionary.com*
Whiteboy: right... looks like i just learned a new word
Whiteboy: sorry
Whiteboy: :P
DCoder -: rofl

#102 (Image) [ Down (-15) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Whiteboy: I can't recommend Red Dwarf enough
Whiteboy: neither do I...
Whiteboy: erm, wrong window.

Comment: Multiple personalities ? o_O

#127 (Image) [ Down (-15) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Jason : you know what sucks
Jason : I'm playing pacman on my cellphone tring to beat high score, almost had it.. and I got a phone call.

Comment: Cellphones should be cellphones and not gaming consoles with integrated cellphones...

#131 (Image) [ Down (-15) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

DCoder -: IRC, will ya
Whiteboy: it';s COMING
DCoder -: even fuckin trillian has irc capabilities
Whiteboy: like a girl going down on me, while masturbating.
DCoder -: thats not technically possible, but lol
Whiteboy: ...die :P
Whiteboy: well, MY girl has twin vaginii.

Comment: A Brilliant Mind II

#150 (Image) [ Down (-15) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

Whiteboy: Ren to police: "I'd like a gun licence please. Reason for application: t3h funs!"

Comment: I'm now allowed to legally buy guns.

#269 (Image) [ Down (-14) Up ] [Submitter: sirmods]

<Jesus_Christotaurus> SHUT UP AND BEND OVER.
<sirmods> *has a titanium lock covering privates*
<Jesus_Christotaurus> *Saws it off* SPARTAAAAAA
<sirmods> *kicks Chris into hole* SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<Jesus_Christotaurus> Ren add that in the quote gallery

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj

#388 (Image) [ Down (-14) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

* Cloud_ax sleeps with aja.... i mean what? >.>
<livelovelaugh> o.o
<heyaja> o.o
<Cloud_ax> o.o
* livelovelaugh smacks Cloud
<Cloud_ax> ah my face
<livelovelaugh> Did you ask her first?!

#404 (Image) [ Down (-14) Up ] [Submitter: ORCACommander]

<*Renegade> I just added you to the hostee forum group
<*Renegade> now you should be able to see The Basement, and the hostee information thread in it
<The_4SG> sounds like a shady place to go if you ask me :P
<!DCoder> haha
<!DCoder> depends on how much british tv you've seen recently
<The_4SG> depends on how much is considered alot :P

Comment: The Renegade Projects Basement, Few return alive

#104 (Image) [ Down (-13) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Jason : im on my 6th Vault (some kind of coke-citris drink that makes me hyper)
DCoder: hyper crazy monkey
Jason : like you? :P
DCoder: Im not hyper
Jason : lol
DCoder: Im phlegmatic
DCoder: http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&q=phlegmatic
Jason : lol
Jason : oppisate
Jason : opposate
Jason : oppasite
Jason : blah
DCoder: hahahahaha

Comment: Jason's hyperactive :p

#267 (Image) [ Down (-13) Up ] [Submitter: gordon-creAtive]

Electro: but I'll try anything at this point
DCoder: try shooting yourself
[...]
* Electro bonks himself on the head 10 times
Electro: *himself
DCoder: use a hammer
* Electro bonks himself with a hammer on the head 10 times
Electro: ouch
DCoder: Stop. Hammertime.
*DCoder bonks Electro over head with a BIG hammer
Electro: yeouch
* Electro starts mumbling unarticulated sounds

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj

#500 (Image) [ Down (-12) Up ] [Submitter: gordon-creAtive]

Electro has left IRC (MUST. FEED. PPM. HORSEPR0N. AND. VIAGRA. SPAAAAAAAAAAAMMMM!!!)

#211 (Image) [ Down (-11) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Renegade> I'm not actually surprised he fucked it all up.
<Renegade> That's what happens when people have no idea what they're doing.
<Renegade> (Coincidently, that's also the reason we have Microsoft Windows and religions.)

Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=146913#146913

#241 (Image) [ Down (-11) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<Pythorn> How can I do the new tank to my map? I have read the instructions thousands of times, but I just can't get it. Also, I would like to give the tank fully new look so it has its own shps, not old ones. How can that be done?
<The Colonel> You MAKE one.

Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=155763#155763

#381 (Image) [ Down (-11) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<Electro> hmmm, is it ok for people to use html 4.01 strict?

#409 (Image) [ Down (-11) Up ] [Submitter: Fenring]

<Palkia323> Palkia323 here, i have started a new RA2/YR 1.001 mod that is titled Dark Reconnaissance. It will feature new teams (names) and many new units. It will be somewhere close to 3000 A.D. Although i have alot of ideas i want to hear what the people want. please give me your ideas.
-Palkia323
<Dark Shadow 750> nuke-shooting camel-riding monkey-cowboys ~ thank you Jeeves
<Biohazard> storyline? unit ideas?
<IcySon55> Give up.

Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=19158

#6 (Image) [ Down (-10) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Renegade: nah, they're Christians. They're not hard to counter anyway.

#46 (Image) [ Down (-10) Up ] [Submitter: Whiteboy]

Whiteboy: Don't forget Mr. Grammarspammer, Mrs. Spellwright and Dr. Typewell

Comment: Reply on Deezire on punctuation

#258 (Image) [ Down (-10) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

*** pd quit (Client exited)
*** pd (~1031DBAE3@gamer-68751D4E.versanet.de) joined
<pd> whoops, that was the close button

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj

#260 (Image) [ Down (-10) Up ] [Submitter: BobingAbout]

<BobingAbout> i "NEEDED" to draw it, because i felt like drawing it
<BobingAbout> like you might hear some music and think "Gotta buy this, gotta buy this, gotta buy this." or on some of your cases "Gotta download this", i had the thought "Gotta draw this, gotta draw this, gotta draw this."
* DCoder feels the urge to download something
<BobingAbout> lol
<BobingAbout> gotta quote this, gotta quote this, gotta quote this :P

Comment: why i drew this http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/59454858/

#323 (Image) [ Down (-10) Up ] [Submitter: BobingAbout]

<Ayumu> that's not quote worthy... >_>
<BobingAbout> no, but nothing quoted recently is either

Comment: trimmed for humor - Ren

#418 (Image) [ Down (-10) Up ] [Submitter: Electro]

<Nod_Trooper> The man working on the mods, yes, go to the peoples that worked on Dusk and Rise of Omnius and ask them how they did it!
<Nod_Trooper> They got those mods which be needing the FS inis to be playing game correctly.
<Nod_Trooper> So why not be asking them how they being doing it!

<DCoder> Me being finding this stupiding ideaing reallying retarding!
<DCoder> What being actualing meaning of your ideaing?
<DCoder> And what thating havening to doing with ETSing, which being a patching, not a modding?
<DCoder> You explaining your suggestioning not welling.
<DCoder> Refining your probleming pleasing.

<DCoder> Oww, I think my brain stopped.

Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=233447 - Gerunds!

#14 (Image) [ Down (-9) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Renegade: "And, you know, yesterday I was loling through this corridor, rofling this dude some 9mm bullets, only to see him lmaoing the bullets and headshotting me easily...stupid fagg0t."
DCoder -: lol
Renegade: as you can see, lol is a verb

#83 (Image) [ Down (-9) Up ] [Submitter: Fenring]

Minimi: DCoder, are u afrid or what?
Fenring: Here's a thought: shut up and go back into your hole.

In other words, no, he isn't.
Minimi: are u dcoder? he cant speak self, he dont need you a*s hole, by the way, who are u? a other nooooooob?
Whiteboy: No, he isn't. He's Fenring and he owns your a$$ by default. BY DEFAULT

Comment: I own by default. w00t :p

#84 (Image) [ Down (-9) Up ] [Submitter: Fenring]

AlliedG: hows mod
Fenring: Which one? :p
AlliedG: lol the good one :p
Fenring: Which good one? :p
AlliedG: lol
AlliedG: yr ones
Fenring: My mods are good... they say hello. :p
AlliedG: lol

Comment: My mods do speak to me... It's crazy I tell you.

#129 (Image) [ Down (-9) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Renegade> anyway, Raven Shield now. Can't let the terrorists win.
<DCoder> k, have fun
*** Renegade changed nick to Renegade|nick
<Renegade|nick> yeah, that was smart
<Renegade|nick> that's what I get for readin' D when typing...
*** Renegade|nick changed nick to Renegade|away

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj

#236 (Image) [ Down (-9) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<IcySon55> why does he even have a site?
<IcySon55> him needing a webpage is like the US needing more countries to invade.
<IcySon55> nobody wants it to happen!

Comment: a noob asks DCoder for HTML code > DCoder shows link to Icy > Icy mocks noob > DCoder laughs

#360 (Image) [ Down (-9) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Anon> god i hate this place.
<Anon> working for adesa is like getting gangraped, but the raping is better since it will eventually stop.
<Anon> adesa does not.
<DCoder> heh
<Anon> seriously... i'd rather get bukkaked than work here. >_>
<DCoder> but you need the money
<Anon> i could probably make more taking it across the face...
<DCoder> lol
<Anon> hmmm... let me ponder that for a minute...
<Anon> let me give that some more thought...
<DCoder> a difficult choice, isn't that?
<Anon> yeah... i do need the money, and being a whore is culturally accepted so I see no downsides here.
<Anon> except for splooge across the face of course.
<DCoder> and the potential for getting your money shot recorded and posted on the net
<Anon> i'll wear a blindfold.
<DCoder> kinky
<Anon> yep, that's me. always thinking of the other guys.
<DCoder> and they love you for that
<Anon> of course they do.
<Anon> but that blindfold is multipurpose. gotta keep the splooge out of my eyes and i don't want sticky glasses.

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - Anon is Fen

#362 (Image) [ Down (-9) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<ChielScape> yah, but they are rockin'right now
<ChielScape> C&C3 was fun, and Tiberium will be porn
<Its_Not_Lupus> ehh
<Its_Not_Lupus> I won't be jerking off to Tiberium
<Its_Not_Lupus> Sorry
<Its_Not_Lupus> thats just borderline weird

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - !Lupus is Carno

#22 (Image) [ Down (-8) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

CannisRabidus: If you are truly a n00b, we will reflexively hate you and try to kill you.

#39 (Image) [ Down (-8) Up ] [Submitter: Bobing About]

Bobing About: Everybody's dead Dave! Says: hi
Whiteboy : Ya
Whiteboy : HOLL!
Whiteboy : HOLLY!
Whiteboy : w00t
Whiteboy : *sings REd Dwarf theme*
Bobing About: Everybody's dead Dave! Says: aye
Whiteboy : u Scottish or English?
Whiteboy : (funny, my name is David)

#308 (Image) [ Down (-8) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

*** Joins: Kiitah-Khan (~52ab9029@gamer-E0AF7201.network.medialocation.de)
<BobingAbout> Yellow car, big tree
<DCoder> nice timing judeau
<Kiitah-Khan> I'm sure you've missed me all horribly :P
<DCoder> verily
<Kiitah-Khan> goodie, I feel despised :P
<Kiitah-Khan> Eh, either way
<Kiitah-Khan> wot's happening ?
<DCoder> bob's telling us what sort of porn fen likes
<DCoder> we're trying to purge that info from our brain
<Kiitah-Khan> Ah, lucky
<Kiitah-Khan> I missed it

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - luck

#336 (Image) [ Down (-8) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - megashlongs

#376 (Image) [ Down (-8) Up ] [Submitter: Electro]

!DCoder slaps Electro's bottom and grins cheekily
<!DCoder> wow
<DoctorDestiny> o_o
<!DCoder> that's the worst random slap comment

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - HydraIRC backfired on DCoder...

#430 (Image) [ Down (-8) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<ThaBeave> We have a high contigent of DU guys here though so a lot of guns would come into play if someone tried something
<JazmynGrey> DU?
<ThaBeave> Ducks Unlimited
<JazmynGrey> Ah
<ThaBeave> ie. If it moves, we shoot
<JazmynGrey> what if its wearing an orange safety vest?
<NinjaBatMan> lol
<ThaBeave> You're just a really smart deer/duck

#441 (Image) [ Down (-8) Up ] [Submitter: Blu]

Blu: M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-MAYONAISE!
Doctor Destiny: F
Blu: L
Doctor Destiny: A
Doctor Destiny: I
Doctor Destiny: L
Doctor Destiny: FUCK
Blu: :D
Blu: ITS A RAT FLAIL!
Doctor Destiny: Asshat.

Comment: On Windows Live.

#492 (Image) [ Down (-8) Up ] [Submitter: sirmods]

Tim -|- Giving out hosting. |  I r hacked the wii says:
I'm sad, 4chan couldn't rule 34 voltron
so i lost 10 bucks

Comment: Chiel's conversation with I_AM, relayed to me

#20 (Image) [ Down (-7) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Renegade: *Oh the decisions...learn PHP/MySQL, learn C++...do nothing
Renegade: *sigh*
Renegade: I need a wife or something...or a program that decides for me

#92 (Image) [ Down (-7) Up ] [Submitter: Whiteboy]

Roman: you using php or html?
Whiteboy: php
Roman: oh i know little bit html, do u know a good sites where i can learn php?
Whiteboy: hmm, i don't... google it
Whiteboy: I am learning slowly with DCoder
Roman: it's a person or software?

Comment: Discussing my new site... // DCoder says: rofl

#239 (Image) [ Down (-7) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Whiteboy> wow
<Whiteboy> CloakRadiusInCells= actually works?
* DCoder blinks
* DCoder blinks again
<DCoder> surprises never end, do they?
<Whiteboy> well.. i can suck my waiting-to-be-sucked dick
<Whiteboy> IT
<Whiteboy> I MEANT IT can...
<Whiteboy> I'm not that flexible... (unfortunately)
*** Whiteboy was kicked from #RenProj by DCoder (Too. Much. Information.)

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj

#251 (Image) [ Down (-7) Up ] [Submitter: Judeau]

DCoder says: remind me to fix the qdb submit page someday
Judeau says: indeed
Judeau says: go fix it
DCoder says: oh snap

Comment: and it was done

#327 (Image) [ Down (-7) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<ChielScape> now im gonna fap to silent hill
<DCoder> lol, silent hill?
<ChielScape> yes, silent hill
<ChielScape> i dont know what it is, but i bet there'll be something to fap to
<DCoder> ...
<ChielScape> i only know about some pyramid head whos supposed to raep people
<DCoder> well, if you play silent hill 2, you will be able to fap to a monster assfucking a mannequin
<IcySon55> i gotsta play those games!

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - There was a joke here. It's a quote now.

#361 (Image) [ Down (-7) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<hopefulsemblance> OMG don't talk about vietnamese eggrolls!
<HAMmy> OMG y not?
<hopefulsemblance> because they're my kryptonite
<hopefulsemblance> and i'll get hungry and drive the 50 miles north to get them
<Zoey> you live 50 miles south of vietnam!?

#369 (Image) [ Down (-7) Up ] [Submitter: Fenring]

... after Von sends me a snippet of a conversation with DonutArnold...
<Doctor Destiny> Hey DA, how does the EA cawk taste? Like bourbon, vicodin and programmer ballsweat?
<DonutArnold> XD
<DonutArnold> I thought it was WW caek at the first place!!

Comment: Why bobbing on Westwood's dong is bad...

#385 (Image) [ Down (-7) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Saberhawk> but game.thisserversucksexecock was quite the opposite

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - creative ways to bypass server blocks on ".exe"

#438 (Image) [ Down (-7) Up ] [Submitter: DonutArnold]

<Electro> forgive me, chiel
<Chiselscape> Chiel?
* Electro bashes Chiselscape's cranium repeatedly
<Electro> *chisel?
=-= Chiselscape is now known as DonutArnold
<Electro> OH
<Electro> FUCK
<Electro> ACK
<Electro> ACK
<Electro> ACK
<DonutArnold> xD
<DonutArnold> ROFL
<Electro> you confused me
* Electro runs around in circles
<Electro> mental note: /whois everyone in the channel everytime you connect

Comment: #renproj - just driving Electro nuts

#512 (Image) [ Down (-7) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<Renegade> you know what would also be fun?
<Renegade> adding !8ball to the bad words list
<DCoder> haha
<DCoder> yes
<DCoder> and not telling anyone
<Renegade> indeed
<Electro> oh, whyyy?
<Renegade> because it would be awesome
<DCoder> !8ball will it happen?
<Biblio> DCoder: NOT

#521 (Image) [ Down (-7) Up ] [Submitter: Lt_Albrecht]

<lt_Albrecht>: unlucky I guess..
<lt_Albrecht>: what's this device?
<Renegade>: ahro's device
<lt_Albrecht>: ah
<lt_Albrecht>: Ahro, what is this thing?
<Renegade>: that sounds wrong
<lt_Albrecht>: lol
<Renegade>: though the implication of ahro having trouble getting his device to run is humorous

Comment: Ahro can't run his device... :P

#15 (Image) [ Down (-6) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

DCoder -: I told Bansh this is wrong...
DCoder -: he said "Oops :S"
DCoder -: which, incidentally, is what Banshees in TS say when you shoot them down
Renegade: rofl
Renegade: dude...that was the lock to the geek cage, and it trapped you forever

#35 (Image) [ Down (-6) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Chronojam: If we're talking YR, EA is definitely Yuri. Mass-producing (cloning) expensive yet average-rate goods (Initiates) while taking over (mind control) others, moving resources and their programmers all over (slave miners! Poor Westwood) while treating the programmers not-always-nicely... and just plain tearing apart good things because they want something new (grinders!).

Comment: ( http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=90414#90414 )

#81 (Image) [ Down (-6) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Whiteboy: ...something is wrong with me
Whiteboy: I feel hyper
Whiteboy: i can type real fast
Whiteboy: Am I.. dying?
DCoder -: ...
Whiteboy: NO! I have to release teh mod first
Whiteboy: ..this started when i was lookng at pron
Whiteboy: maybe I broke my dick
Whiteboy: damn, I should know that too much playing with toys causes them to break

#82 (Image) [ Down (-6) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Whiteboy: And hot DVDs in the ass is not pleasant, I've tried that

Comment: Talking about Nero DVD+R recording...

#114 (Image) [ Down (-6) Up ] [Submitter: Droke]

Droke: Hmmm
Droke: If you are what you eat, then are you eating yourself?

#116 (Image) [ Down (-6) Up ] [Submitter: Whiteboy]

DCoder -: "To access our wireless hi-speed Internet, please insert the provided usb key into an USB port in your computer. After doing that, attach the provided device to your genital area. Once you start to feel the device's static field frying your pubic hair, the connection has been established.
If connection quality is dissatisfying, please insert the device deeper into your genital spaces. If you feel a sensation, enjoy it while you can, it will soon turn to pain."
DCoder -: And all I have to do is click a button and type in a person's IP. Fzzzt, 20kV in the testicles = no more moron.
DCoder -: or, should the electricity idea fail, I could place a miniature explosive in the device...
DCoder - :That could mark a new meaning for "explosive orgasm" -_-
Whiteboy: >_>
Whiteboy: i laughed, but it felt evil.

Comment: DCoder trying to take over the internet. Well, no surprises there :P

#141 (Image) [ Down (-6) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

DCoder - : spambots found our qdb
Whiteboy: :-O
Whiteboy: DESTROY
Whiteboy: how annoying
Whiteboy: maybe you should approve them, on the basis that they are female

Comment: The bots were indeed using female names (Heather, Marla and Abby) to post their crap

#149 (Image) [ Down (-6) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

[17:15:35]Renegade : *sigh*...this arguing with Christians is pretty exhausting
<snip>
[17:24:52]Renegade : it works, and it works better than anything similar before
[17:25:20]Renegade : you're a god, and unlike other gods I talked about this hour, you actually exist ;)

Comment: 2004 Nov 12, discussing AI E V2 beta

#284 (Image) [ Down (-6) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<DCoder> some people...
<DCoder> "A friend of mine did Fine Arts at uni (that's not the punchline).
<DCoder> For one of the projects a fellow student did a performance art piece that involved nailing his scrotum to a table.
<DCoder> A short time later, while drunk at a party, he decided to perform his piece again.
<DCoder> They couldn't find a hammer, so he used a brick to hammer in the nails.
<DCoder> What do hammers have that bricks don't?
<DCoder> That's right... a claw to get the nails back out again..."
<Renegade> thank you...for ruining my tasty pizza with _that_
<DCoder> any time

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - mmm, pizza

#469 (Image) [ Down (-6) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

DCoder: apparently the combined forces of DC, Icy, Ren and bob grilling him are too much even for a troll like that
Ṧįғ Ḿởđşǻłǿŧ: By your powers combined, you are..... the Anti-Troll Brigade!
Ṧįғ Ḿởđşǻłǿŧ: Or something. I couldn't think of a mega huge awesome single entity that you'd make up.

Comment: msn funnies

#555 (Image) [ Down (-6) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<DoctorDestiny> Fuck me sideways.
<DoctorDestiny> Then seven ways from Sunday.
<DoctorDestiny> While running.
<DCoder> kinky
<DoctorDestiny> You know me.

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - fetishistas

#10 (Image) [ Down (-5) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

BobingAbout: i've never payed with missiles, although there once was an idea to...

#25 (Image) [ Down (-5) Up ] [Submitter: AlliedGeneral]

AlliedGeneral: u know even though i hate ww ai
AlliedGeneral: its kinda cute
AlliedGeneral: in an prehistoric kinda way

#96 (Image) [ Down (-5) Up ] [Submitter: Fenring]

Universal/Yotta: Oh yea and if you keep on bringing up that Haydn voxel issue ure just an idiot like the rest of those people because there was no readme file attached to that eurofighter voxel etc...

Fenring: Uh, no, we're not idiots. You clearly did not make it. A lack of a readme is no justification for STEALING A FUCKING VOXEL and then having the audacity to pass it off as your own!

[I thought this was priceless so I'm posting it here for everyone to see!]

Comment: When you thought n00bs couldn't get any stupider, they do.

#105 (Image) [ Down (-5) Up ] [Submitter: Jason]

Jason says: I want to add options!
Jason says: I'm even going to add a slang lang file
DCoder says: lmao
Jason says: like for "Welcome to Omicron Fusion" it will show "Yo, Yo, Yo, Youz at Ma SITE!"
DCoder: +1 gangsta , -100 professional

Comment: Talking about a php script of mine.

#106 (Image) [ Down (-5) Up ] [Submitter: Jason]

Jason says: I need to build it its own building
Jason says: with utmost securty
Jason says: underground
Jason says: nuke and missile proof
Jason says: etc
DCoder says: $ mv Jason /dev/asylum && chmod Jason 000
Jason says: you think thats going overboard?

Comment: Talking about my server's security

#148 (Image) [ Down (-5) Up ] [Submitter: Jason]

Jason: looks like everyone but IE gets transparency
DCoder: oh yeah
DCoder: and IE gets salty chocolate balls

#252 (Image) [ Down (-5) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Renegade> /kick Bob
<DCoder> lol
<BobingAbout> like this?
<BobingAbout> hmm, i can't kick, lol
<DCoder> hehe
<Renegade> can't kick *me*
*** BobingAbout was kicked from #renproj by Renegade (but I can)

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj [2006-07-29 21:45:56]

#261 (Image) [ Down (-5) Up ] [Submitter: Droke]

Mason says:
making something realistic for the RA universe is like cooking on the ceiling
im-friggin-possible

#304 (Image) [ Down (-5) Up ] [Submitter: ShaRose]

<ChielScape> omg, why haz i saevd naruto pr0n...

Comment: that is worth three wtf's there.

#325 (Image) [ Down (-5) Up ] [Submitter: BobingAbout]

<Renegade> cooool
<Renegade> I didn't even know I had made a "selected forums" menu item
<DCoder> lol
<Renegade> I love it when I'm smarter than myself

#329 (Image) [ Down (-5) Up ] [Submitter: Beowulf]

» Šįғ Ḿởđşǻłǿŧ «: He fucking signed on earlier, and I just said "hai thar" and he started spamming "Nigger." and told me to leave him alone cuz he was trying to get Quake to work. THEN WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GET ON?
» Šįғ Ḿởđşǻłǿŧ «: Damnit his logic pisses me off sometimes.
Ayumu: Logic?
Ayumu: That's not.
Ayumu: It's 4chan.
» Šįғ Ḿởđşǻłǿŧ «: Hahaha
Ayumu: He's turning into a stupider version of Chisel.
» Šįғ Ḿởđşǻłǿŧ «: Stupider? Than Chisel? Wtf?
Ayumu: I know... unpossible; divide by zero; etc.
» Šįғ Ḿởđşǻłǿŧ «: XD
» Šįғ Ḿởđşǻłǿŧ «: Divide stupid by zero and you get......... the entire PPM community! Zomgorz!
Ayumu: Nah. You get gufu.
» Šįғ Ḿởđşǻłǿŧ «: LOL!

Comment: MSN, on m666.

#401 (Image) [ Down (-5) Up ] [Submitter: ORCACommander]

<%gordon-creAtive> wtf is going on with the internet? Sourceforge seerch server down, archive.org server down, schutzstation-wattenmee.de down…
<*Renegade> maybe your internet is down?
<%gordon-creAtive> Halp! I deleted my internet!
<*Renegade> xD
<%gordon-creAtive> No, the error messages came from the pages itself, no FF errors
<*Renegade> then maybe you're wearing the wrong shoes.
<%gordon-creAtive> That's it!
<ORCACommander> lol

Comment: hmm maybe try wearing the fuzzy ones?

#433 (Image) [ Down (-5) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

*** Joins: Nighthawk (~Nighthawk@ED70C231.DD5AA26E.1F9D6157.IP)
<DCoder> hey
<Nighthawk> Hello.
<Electro> hey
<Kiith-Sa> hi
<Nighthawk> Hello.
<Electro> no, nighthawk is not an automaton
<Nighthawk> Hello.
<Nighthawk> Hehe, sorry, couldn't resist.

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - automatons

#488 (Image) [ Down (-5) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<Maddy|cleans> CLOSE THE MOTHER EFFING TABS
<Renegade15> :O
<Renegade15> maddy! that is not how a lady talks!
<Maddy|cleans> it is once a week every month
<Maddy|cleans> >.>

#501 (Image) [ Down (-5) Up ] [Submitter: Albrecht]

Elerium-155 (PPM):
For those saying "lolol RA was never serious", many other games have humourous moments in a serious atmosphere to lighten the mood. Fallout as an example doesn't take itself too seriously (crashed UFO random encounter, general inserts, etc) and is one of the best games created. If you're inserting humour to lighten the mood, there's a fine line between how much it needs i.e. lighten the mood but still keep consistency with the serious place it's in. It also depends on the skill of the writers too.

RA3 on the other hand is just a gigantic joke, it's not even satire, rather it's something along the lines of Playboy: The RTS mashed with memes and current trends to sell more.

Comment: truth

#552 (Image) [ Down (-5) Up ] [Submitter: Electro]

<Saberhawk> http://06839.tinysd.com/
<Electro> I smell faeces
<Saberhawk> o_O
<Saberhawk> I'm sorry, there's no public interface yet
<Saberhawk> The only interface for adding links is hiding at https://secure.tinysd.com/
<Saberhawk> And you can't have access
* Electro steals access
<Saberhawk> Sure, good luck with that
<Saberhawk> There are only two ways into there
<Saberhawk> One of which is being me (good luck stealing the cryptographic keys needed to pull *that* off)
<Saberhawk> The other is paying me $50 a month ;)
* Electro pays Saberhawk $50i
* Saberhawk realizes that he should specify USD

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - money, money, money...

#566 (Image) [ Down (-5) Up ] [Submitter: The Lieutenant]

Doctor Destiny says:
V FOR VENDETTA SUCKS, GOOD SIR.
Josh- V for Vendetta says:
lol
YOUR FACE SUCKS, GOOD SIR
Doctor Destiny says:
I DISAGREE, SIR.
Josh- V for Vendetta says:
AS DO I WITH YOUR OPINION]
Doctor Destiny says:
WELL SIR. I CHALLENGE YOU TO FISTICUFFS.
Josh- V for Vendetta says:
WELL SIR, I CHALLENGE YOU TO AN ENGLISH-NESS CONTEST

Comment: Politest internet arguement ever

#44 (Image) [ Down (-4) Up ] [Submitter: Whiteboy]

DCoder -: Oh I love my new auto-away-message:

If you are reading this, and I don't reply in a few minutes, either
a. I'm AFK at the moment, or
b. I think you are a n00b who is not worthy of talking to me.
Have a nice day.

DCoder -: one n00b told me to fuck off after he read it
Whiteboy: ROFL

#278 (Image) [ Down (-4) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

DCoder on the trials and tribulations of assembly:

<DCoder> for example - I spent fifteen minutes reading a single function (fourty or fifty lines of asm code)
<DCoder> just to find out that all it did was case-insensitive strcmp

Comment: Note by DCoder: I used OllyDbg at the time, which does not have ways to recognize standard functions like IDA does - the function *is* strnicmp

#288 (Image) [ Down (-4) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

* Electro spills water on Arcanine Girl
<BobingAbout> *arcanine girl starts screaming*
<DCoder> I wish someone told me why the fuck Arcane girl hates water so much
<BobingAbout> she's fire incarnate
<Electro> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arcanine#Arcanine
<DCoder> pokemon
<DCoder> now you need help
<BobingAbout> lol
<Electro> is there a doctor in the house?
<BobingAbout> i can imagine a doctor if you want

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - bob got a new imaginary girlfriend after we verbally slaughtered jenny in #286

#390 (Image) [ Down (-4) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<Manderz> WOOO
<Manderz> OH GOD
<Manderz> I'm so happy Chels isn't online
<Manderz> because John Travolta and Oliva Newton John are singing on the radio
<Manderz> that's just be like Chels to appear out of no where..
<Chelsey> ahem. I've been here the whole time.
<Manderz> oh god

#397 (Image) [ Down (-4) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<Renegade15> aja: ONJOIN if nickname = hammy OR hostmask = *!*@unaffiliated/hammy then kick $user
<Renegade15> at least in concept
<heyaja> yep, that's the jist of what I have
<BrightSilence> lol
<Traveler7> RAWR!
<Traveler7> GUESSS WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<Renegade15> DAMN
<Chelsey> hammy?
<stonedog67workin> lol
<Traveler7> nooo
* Traveler7 is now known as HAMmy

#486 (Image) [ Down (-4) Up ] [Submitter: MT]

Comment: Typicial PPM day...

#495 (Image) [ Down (-4) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Sir Modsalot: "Jan 31st will be an interesting one" Hmmmmm? :P
DCoder: first ares build for testers since pd quit in mid-october :p
DCoder: fucktons of new toys from their pov
Sir Modsalot: Ahhhhh
Sir Modsalot: Like what?
DCoder: like solid buildings, so projectiles will actually collide with them instead of flying right through
Sir Modsalot: .....what the....... wow. I never expected that.....
DCoder: yeaaaah
DCoder: welcome to the new world
Sir Modsalot: How the hell did you do that?
DCoder: magic
DCoder: like a lot of things I do
Sir Modsalot: DAMN YOU! Stop reading my mind.
Sir Modsalot: I was about to ask if you had a magic coding wand or something stashed in a drawer
Sir Modsalot: and some kind of Latin chant that you have memorised
Sir Modsalot: So that if you want to add something awesome that nobody could see coming you just pop the side panel off
Sir Modsalot: your system case and tap the hard drive with the wand, then recite the chant
Sir Modsalot: and *ding!* new Ares build.

Comment: msn - it's a kind of magic

#504 (Image) [ Down (-4) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

21:34:42 * Jo_16_2 runs in
21:34:46 * Jo_16_2 steals maria's candy
21:34:48 * Jo_16_2 runs out
21:34:49 <a2ndbree> Now let's all eat candy and have fun
21:34:52 <a2ndbree> NO
21:34:56 <a2ndbree> JO YOU JERK

Comment: Timing...it is a bitch

#515 (Image) [ Down (-4) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<Shiori> Hey, I like side boob
<Shiori> I like side boob more than frontal boob for the most part, to be honst
<Shiori> Side boob makes you hopeful ("Hey, maybe I'll get lucky and see the whole thing! Sweet!) wherease front boob shows you the horrible truth about sagginess

#5 (Image) [ Down (-3) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

Renegade: Quote: "DCoder has done this too: he included "The Atheist" in his sig as some kind of cool awarded title. Immature." Unquote.
DCoder -: bwahahaha

#24 (Image) [ Down (-3) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

DCoder: ooooh, "Mastering Regular Expressions.pdf", 6 MB, 768 pages... sweet
Renegade: 768 pages...pretty much explains why regexp are not used by most end users

#27 (Image) [ Down (-3) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Hybrid: Every time they asked why i don't worship a god i told them, How can i worship myself? :P

#43 (Image) [ Down (-3) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

DCoder -: ok...
DCoder -: so what files does that unit you downloaded have?
Zameleon: yes i have unit
Zameleon: it haves
Zameleon: pictures
Zameleon: if
Zameleon: and other

#115 (Image) [ Down (-3) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Whiteboy: >_>
Whiteboy: i laughed, but it felt evil.
Whiteboy: still, quoted
Whiteboy: erm, i can't be bothered to quote it. you do it :P

Comment: Stay tuned, Whiteboy will quote the real thing soon enough. I think.

#132 (Image) [ Down (-3) Up ] [Submitter: Whiteboy]

<DCoder> you know you're a fucking nerd when you design a sql database to organise your porn
<DCoder> >_>
<DCoder> <_<
<DCoder> and no, you may not quote that
<DCoder> but then again, perhaps you know youre a nerd when your porn collection's size exceeds single-digit GB
<Whiteboy> heh, I store porn in foreign servers across the globe over 5 different continents :P
<Whiteboy> and yes, that was a blatant lie >_>
<DCoder> lol

Comment: Once upon a time in yet another DC <-> WB conversation...

#142 (Image) [ Down (-3) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Whiteboy: i have realsie something
Whiteboy: and it is dick-related
Whiteboy: i have not spanked the monkey
Whiteboy: for about 4 days :-O
Whiteboy: maybe more
Whiteboy: i think i've been too tired
Whiteboy: or just not bothered to
Whiteboy: this is a sign......
Whiteboy: ...a sign that perhaps i have...outgrown b00borz?
Whiteboy: outgrown horniness?
Whiteboy: outgrown women?
Whiteboy: outgrown pron?
DCoder -: no, its a sign that you have rsi, remember?
Whiteboy: or that

Comment: See #73

#143 (Image) [ Down (-3) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Renegade> Damn people, get a grip
<Renegade> She doesn't have diplomatic immunity just because she's got tits

Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=141418#141418

#255 (Image) [ Down (-3) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj

#279 (Image) [ Down (-3) Up ] [Submitter: sirmods]

ORCACommander- Join GDI! We Kick Ass! says:
trojen downloaders aren't that dangerus

» Šįғ Ḿởđşǻłǿŧ « ¦¿¡¿Ħěļĺ �ễẳħ¡¿¡¦ says:
.....
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t
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...

ORCACommander- Join GDI! We Kick Ass! says:
they mostly send viruses to other people

» Šįғ Ḿởđşǻłǿŧ « ¦¿¡¿Ħěļĺ �ễẳħ¡¿¡¦ says:
If I lived with you and I were an IT admin I would pimp slap the SHIT out of you for saying that.

Comment: MSN

#333 (Image) [ Down (-3) Up ] [Submitter: gordon-creAtive]

Comment: On irc, #RenProj (Talking about http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=16456 )

#414 (Image) [ Down (-3) Up ]

<silentdre> "the official petition for colored profiles on facebook"
<silentdre> facebook is segregated?

#425 (Image) [ Down (-3) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<HAMmy> its all over mah shirt and mah paint and mah pillow
<HAMmy> and mah keyboard
<HAMmy> umm
<HAMmy> probably on my face but i havent found a mirror yet

Comment: Talking about.................................paint ;)

#437 (Image) [ Down (-3) Up ] [Submitter: Judeau]

Comment: Slap dat ho

#510 (Image) [ Down (-3) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<ThatFreakinRandy> Minus the god
<ThatFreakinRandy> and plus the herpes

#525 (Image) [ Down (-3) Up ] [Submitter: Lt_Albrecht]

Crimsonium [Explanation he has problems with his mod and TFD 1.03 Rev4]
Starkiller: [Does not understand]
Lt Albrecht: [Simplified explanation]
AltomareXD: [Suggests using the XCC clt to integrate Crim's rules with a standard one]
Starkiller: I think you added new units to the game. Did you? I had the same problem before too.

Comment: He's fucking done it again...

#37 (Image) [ Down (-2) Up ] [Submitter: Bobing About]

Mr Graffitti: Mine its a TC, soon I will make a forum just for my mod here, with the storyline, pictures, information, blah blah.
Whiteboy: You mean a topic.
Mr Graffitti: Yeah i confuse those two words.

#55 (Image) [ Down (-2) Up ] [Submitter: AlliedGeneral]

AlliedGeneral: The website is also even harder to navigate around then before and I didn't even know that was possible.

Comment: (Talking about ProjectAlpha's updated website)

#147 (Image) [ Down (-2) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<BobingAbout|yoyo> i bought it
<BobingAbout|yoyo> do you know how much it cost?
<DCoder> no?
<BobingAbout|yoyo> neither do i, i forgot

Comment: A Brilliant Mind III

#237 (Image) [ Down (-2) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

DCoder: create a new file, name it like mail.php, put this code in it:
DaViD : A new file?

Comment: followed by a /block a minute later...

#248 (Image) [ Down (-2) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

*** Renegade joined
<DCoder> hi
<Renegade> hi
* IcySon55 waves
* Renegade midis
<IcySon55> lol
* DCoder flacs
* IcySon55 mpcs
<Renegade> you know, I was just gonna say "only geeks would get that joke"
<Renegade> ...and then you two continued it

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj

#274 (Image) [ Down (-2) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<sirmods> Omg.
<sirmods> I just found this on the forum of that stupid bastard on EA forums
<sirmods> http://biblocality.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2042
<Kane> Im not going back to that site
<Kane> I had to see horrible things like
<Kane> crosses
<Kane> ;_;
<sirmods> XD!
<Kane> I like Hammers and Sickles, and titties.
<sirmods> XD!
<Kane> those dont scare me
<Kane> AHH MOTHERLAND NIPPON

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj // K is Carno

#280 (Image) [ Down (-2) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<2142_GenReaper> I know what a cheat trainer it is a mod like program that gives players the abilities and options that allows them to tweak the game so they win.
<2142_GenReaper> But how do you make a trainer???
<DCoder> If you suck so bad that you need artificial help to win, well, you suck. And buying a clue before speaking would help too, I suppose.
<DCoder> A trainer is a program.
<DCoder> A program needs to be written in machine code.
<DCoder> You can either write the machine code yourself, or use one of the programming languages such as C++ .
<DCoder> To do the former, you have to be a bloody genius, to do the latter, you have to, unsurprisingly, know that language.
<DCoder> Judging from your post, you are nowhere near either goal.
<DCoder> Don't despair though, you still are a unique snowflake.

Comment: http://www.cannis.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=8359 / trimmed for humor - Ren

#291 (Image) [ Down (-2) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Renegade> so...what is everybody *else* doing?
<BobingAbout> being confused
<BobingAbout> i just got some, so arn't really doing much
<DC|Bastard_Almighty> please tell me neither jenny nor arcanine were involved
<BobingAbout> involved in me being confused? no, ren did that
<DC|Bastard_Almighty> ...
<DC|Bastard_Almighty> I cant believe I have to point this out
<DC|Bastard_Almighty> <BobingAbout> I just got some
<BobingAbout> oh, typo of 'Home' ROFL
<Renegade> I was sitting here for minutes thinking "wtf...BOB HAD SEX???"
<Renegade> sorry, bob, but...that confused *me*

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - not exactly where you get some

#320 (Image) [ Down (-2) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Renegade> god damnit
<Renegade> I was just gonna look up Pamela Anderson
<DCoder> and ?
<Renegade> website looked like wikipedia, so I appended Pamela Anderson and sent away
<Renegade> somewhere in the refreshing process I realized I was at ModEnc...
<DCoder> lmfao
<Renegade> well, at least I can safely say ModEnc does not have a page on Pamela Anderson

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - logs from 2006 07 12

#345 (Image) [ Down (-2) Up ] [Submitter: DonutArnold]

[20:28] IcySon55 has joined #renproj
[20:28] <IcySon55> this better not disconnect me
[20:28] IcySon55 has left irc.gamernet.org (Quit: IcySon55)

Comment: It was funny for a while...

#372 (Image) [ Down (-2) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Don> *question*
<Renegade> Also, be reminded that we are not PPM. You are not protected from any kind of hostility such overly unintelligent questions stirr up. Not to mention that it has been pointed out to me that you already are blacklisted for ripping LaoTze's and DarkElf's work.
<Renegade> iow: How about you just get lost before things turn really ugly?
* _three_months_ pass *
<Don> Just shut up u girl friend fucking guy
<Don> Things really are gonna get ugly why dont u just ban me
<pd> 1) Bump a 3 month old topic
<pd> 2) Offend an admin
<pd> 3) Tell him to ban you
<pd> 4) ???
<pd> 5) BANHAMMER!!!
<DCoder> Since he asked for it, I'm happy to help.
*DCoder bans Don
<Blade> I don't get the girlfriend fucking comment... surely if you have a girlfriend then fucking her would be a good thing no?

Comment: RenProj forums... http://forums.renegadeprojects.com/showthread.php?tid=854#pid11253

#383 (Image) [ Down (-2) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<Evergreen> man, this laptop is screwy! lag time is aweful!!!!
[...]
<Evergreen> I feel like the laptop needs a walker!

#496 (Image) [ Down (-2) Up ] [Submitter: Saberhawk]

* NotSaberhawk (mark@burn-7C840C0D.dhcp.embarqhsd.net) has joined #renproj
<~Renegade> :O
<~Renegade> the evil twin saber is sneaking up on the good one!
* Saberhawk (mark@burn-7C840C0D.dhcp.embarqhsd.net) Quit (Ping timeout)
<~Renegade> :O :O he killed him!
<ShaRose> THE SHIT JUST FIT THE FAN MAN
<ShaRose> WE ARE ALL FUCKED
* ~Renegade arms himself
<~Renegade> stay back, NotSaber! I have a bot and I'm not afraid to use him!
<&Diablo> right on.

#533 (Image) [ Down (-2) Up ] [Submitter: Orac]

SaneDisruption:
let's not forget how worthless hunter seekers are,
sure, the AI can target our shit,
but when we set it off it hits a FUCKING TREE.

Comment: yep, TS works like that.

#534 (Image) [ Down (-2) Up ] [Submitter: Albrecht]

<lt_Albrecht>: is it bad if all I need to bring up renproj AND porn is one letter and one click in the URL bar?
<lt_Albrecht>: well... not both at one, but you know hat I mean.
<lt_Albrecht>: is that a bad thing?
<DCoder>: I already made that observation a while ago
<lt_Albrecht>:
<DCoder>: all hail the awesomebar?
<lt_Albrecht>: XD

Comment: guess what porn...

#578 (Image) [ Down (-2) Up ] [Submitter: pd]

pd: i'm too stupid to install the thing i created (in a way)
DCoder: ...
DCoder: wat
pd: (LaunchBase error message about Visual C++ redist possibly not installed)
pd: i did install vc2008 now #hmm
DCoder: run it like a man
DCoder: syringe "gamemd.exe" -hurrdurr

Comment: too stupid to run what I made - yay!

#2 (Image) [ Down (-1) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

Renegade: btw: http://qdb.renegadeprojects.com/
Bobing About: :P
Bobing About: i've got to quote that somewhere :P
Bobing About: i don't want to insult, but, what the hell is this link you gave me?

#28 (Image) [ Down (-1) Up ] [Submitter: Prime]

Prime: Yknow, my obsession with Prerelease shit is like my obsession with porn. I cannot live without them, no matter how hard I try.

#66 (Image) [ Down (-1) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Whiteboy: Put it this way. To me, the Rock Patch is about as much as a "patch" as American-English is a "bugfix" to UK English.

#72 (Image) [ Down (-1) Up ] [Submitter: Whiteboy]

Now named: The Eagle says:
i done something you cant doooooo :P
Whiteboy ::: Mod progress: final game mode being implemented says:
Make a complete fool of yourself?
Whiteboy ::: Mod progress: final game mode being implemented says:
:D
Now named: The Eagle says:
hehe
Now named: The Eagle says:
maybe, actually

Comment: The Eagle = eaglemc, if it wasn't already obvious.

#88 (Image) [ Down (-1) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

Renegade: 2 1/2 for files
1 for dl
1 1/2 for downloads
Renegade: this simple question divides people
ComradeJ: It's not as it really matters that much. I mean, you spend lots of time on a site called "DeeZire.net". Sounds like a pr0n site name to me

Comment: On naming the RenProj download subdomain

#212 (Image) [ Down (-1) Up ] [Submitter: Droke]

Ã?roke - Death by multimeter! says:
"Female with strain relief"
"Use with mating power jacks "
https://www.jameco.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?langId=-1&storeId=10001&catalogId=10001&productId=191492
wthigon says:
thats like tech porn

Comment: Nothing is clean content nowdays...

#272 (Image) [ Down (-1) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

DCoder -: somebody should troll his christian forum with DOES ST PAUL TAKE JESUS IN THE ASS?
sirmods : lol4
Von Kriplespac: xD!!!!!
sirmods : You'd be perfect for that. XD
DCoder -: (you see, this is why I try to stay away from babbling christians)
DCoder -: no, carno would
sirmods : :-O
sirmods : OMG.
Von Kriplespac: LOL
sirmods : Holy shit.
sirmods : That's
sirmods : the best idea ever.
sirmods : Let Carno loose in a Christian forum.
sirmods : XD
DCoder -: he's also got the full ammo of 7chan / sagubooru / whatever else
Von Kriplespac: I love it.
sirmods : XD

Comment: Talking about http://biblocality.com/forums/showthread.php?t=912

#335 (Image) [ Down (-1) Up ] [Submitter: gordon-creAtive]

(gordon-creAtive) [random "Hi" message]
(!Diablo) [random silence]
(!DCoder) [random giggling]
(gordon-creAtive) Can you tell me sth about that bot?
(gordon-creAtive) (IrC Newbe)
(!Diablo) there is no bot
(!Diablo) I'm just a natural born lurker
(gordon-creAtive) Your kiddin' me
(gordon-creAtive) " (Diablo is a bot. Leave him alone.)"
• DCoder shakes head
(!Diablo) yeah...long story
(!DCoder) Ren, stop fuckign with gordon's head
(!Diablo) sort of a running gag
(gordon-creAtive) .|.. I knew it
(*Renegade) D
(*Renegade) stop spoiling my fun
(*Renegade) I totally had him going there

Comment: On IRC #RenProj

#339 (Image) [ Down (-1) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<DonutArnold> :D
*** Joins: DonutArnold_ (~chatzilla@gamer-9954A400.dhcp.inet.fi)
<DonutArnold_> heh
<DonutArnold_> !kick DonutArnold
<DCoder> lol
<DonutArnold_> !kick DonutArnold
<Von> :o
<DonutArnold_> !kick DonutArnold
<DCoder> !kick DonutArnold
*** Diablo kicks DonutArnold from #RenProj (Requested)
<DonutArnold_> !kick DonutArnold
<DonutArnold_> !kick DonutArnold
<Von> LOL
<DonutArnold_> !kick DonutArnold
*** Diablo kicks DonutArnold_ from #RenProj (H?r auf dich dauernd zu wiederholen!)

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - Thou shalt not command Diablo unless thou are root

#350 (Image) [ Down (-1) Up ]

<DCoder> thats what they say about hentai games, bob, ITS ALL ABOUT THE STORY
<BobingAbout> depends what type of pervert is reading it
<BobingAbout> or playing it
<BobingAbout> or just jacking while looking at the porn
<MagicMan> guilty
<MagicMan> oh wait
<DCoder> lol
<MagicMan> SHIT
<BobingAbout> ROFL

#365 (Image) [ Down (-1) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<TDZane> sleeps for the weak i have dafince
<cookiecheese> dafince?
<TDZane> ugh and i actualy edited that
<TDZane> Caffine

#367 (Image) [ Down (-1) Up ] [Submitter: m666]

Comment: Talking about a roadtrip [Fen is Doctor Destiny]

#391 (Image) [ Down (-1) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<hopefulsemblance> lonelygod hardly sounds like a god
<hopefulsemblance> more like an elf

#398 (Image) [ Down (-1) Up ] [Submitter: ChielScape]

---CONVO 1: ChielScape & SirModsalot---
ChielScape - boobs ALWAYS take priority! says:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v390/pn0yb0i_09/New%20Build/P4300053.jpg
ChielScape - boobs ALWAYS take priority! says:
DOING IT HORRIBLY WRONG
Ṧįғ Ḿởđşǻłǿŧ says:
LOL!

--==2 minutes later==--

---CONVO 2: ChielScape & Von Kriplespac---
Von Kriplespac says:
lol
Von Kriplespac says:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v390/pn0yb0i_09/New%20Build/P4300053.jpg
Ur doin it wrong
ChielScape - boobs ALWAYS take priority! says:
duh...

Comment: TIME PARADOX!

#407 (Image) [ Down (-1) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<DrunkenGade> it's funny though
<DrunkenGade> they horribly fail at kidnapping salinas
<DrunkenGade> but they get carl between episodes
<caravelle> carl is stupid keep in mind
<DrunkenGade> salinas isn't too bright, either
* BrightSilence isn't too salinas either

#411 (Image) [ Down (-1) Up ] [Submitter: DonutArnold]

<Hello There> It's one of the greatest voxel I've seen.
<OmegaBolt> I guess this is the first you've ever seen too.

Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=19151

#423 (Image) [ Down (-1) Up ] [Submitter: Electro]

<DCoder> fen's file transfer for some reason triggered "Hi, would you like to use Sharing Folders?" crap
<DCoder> which consequently locked up my machine, dropped my internet connection, and made all the hard drives invisible to windows
<DCoder> and therefore msn is now officially firewood

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - Last of the four evils of Microsoft

#434 (Image) [ Down (-1) Up ] [Submitter: Fenring]

<DoctorDestiny> That's why my VS2008 PHP IDE comes in HANDY AS SHIT. :p
<DCoder> theoretical question, when does shit come in handy?
<DoctorDestiny> Never, considering I was using a figure of speech.
<DCoder> gee, if only I were too stupid too know that :p
<DoctorDestiny> We know you is D. :p
<DCoder> smooth :p
<DoctorDestiny> Yep.
<DoctorDestiny> I know.
<DoctorDestiny> Smooth like concrete.
<Electro> concrete is smooth?
<DoctorDestiny> ...
<DoctorDestiny> And in comes Electro to kill joke.

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - Electro the joke killer...

#493 (Image) [ Down (-1) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

pd says: hm
pd says: rating amazon sellers
pd says: i guess they'll wonder
pd says: why the hell i do that 3 months after purchasing
pd says: i'm too damn lazy

Comment: msn - lazytown

#581 (Image) [ Down (-1) Up ] [Submitter: m666]

<DCoder>: I was about to type Syringe "gamemd.exe" to run it without -LOG
<DCoder>: what did I type instead?
<DCoder>: Syringe "gagmemd.exe"
<m666>: ...XD
<m666>: You know where that's going right?
<DCoder>: right next to my story of porn on the production server, I guess
<m666>: Oh yeah.

Comment: Smooth typo, D

#608 (Image) [ Down (-1) Up ] [Submitter: Graion Dilach]

<SteelMirage> Its not like the requisite "How To" pages don't exist... Why must n00bs exist?

#48 (Image) [ Down (0) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

CCCP Gosho: This mod is near completion. By near completion we mean that in a few months the alpha version of the mod might be ready.

Comment: ( http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=9197 )

#62 (Image) [ Down (0) Up ] [Submitter: Bobing About]

AlliedG : its cool design but far too white ...
AlliedG : its cool design but far too white ...
Bobing -: what the asian twins said.
Whiteboy: You just made me laugh for the first time in... well the first time today, bobing. Thanks
DCoder -: LMAO @ bobing

(Edit: For the record, AlliedG is Asian. That's not racist in any way.)

Comment: http://www.deezire.net/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=10951&start=110

#68 (Image) [ Down (0) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Whiteboy: hmm, i need the opinion of an intelligent being
DCoder -: ask away
Whiteboy: ... do you know of anyone who fits that description?
Whiteboy: :P

Comment: Touche...

#74 (Image) [ Down (0) Up ] [Submitter: Particle]

Whiteboy says: well I can relate to it... I'm in New Zealand
Whiteboy says: Coming from the UK, it's like travelling back in time
Particle says: lol
Whiteboy says: yet there's a weird mix here
Whiteboy says: on one hand it's the 60's
Whiteboy says: on the other hand it's pretty high-tech
Particle says: at least you have lesbians
Whiteboy says: it's not my kinda place though
Whiteboy says: yeah
Whiteboy says: WE DO!
Whiteboy says: you just reminded me of why i like it here

Comment: Comparison of MY home town to WB's...

#75 (Image) [ Down (0) Up ] [Submitter: Whiteboy]

Roman: but it's true my name is roman because i deliver so many love and i'm romantic and the symbol of love
Whiteboy: LOL

Comment: Discussing names...

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