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#70 (Image) [ Down (45) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

THE ONE TO RULE: He [DCoder] called me an advanced noob!
THE ONE TO RULE: I regard that as a compliment.

#461 (Image) [ Down (32) Up ] [Submitter: MT]

Javier wrote: PPM is dying? Is he a person that created this website?

Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=21062

#45 (Image) [ Down (22) Up ] [Submitter: Whiteboy [wrmodder]]

wthigon : i'm anti-assault maps
wrmodder: we can go against each other?
wthigon : ok
wrmodder: anti-assault?
wrmodder: :/
wrmodder: :
wthigon : :]
wrmodder: i used to be anti-TX
wrmodder: then i changed
wrmodder: you can change too :)
wthigon : i used to be anti-lesbian
wrmodder: :D
wrmodder: XD
wthigon : that quickly changed
wrmodder: LOL
wrmodder: this should be quoted
wthigon : @%#!
wthigon : no

Comment: In a YR game lobby...

#3 (Image) [ Down (20) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

Renegade:
I dunno what's funnier...you starting a 60 GB-download on a 56k-line, or the fact that you can't even save all of it...

#380 (Image) [ Down (20) Up ] [Submitter: gordon-creAtive]

I like IE7. Mainly I use IE8 (a beta test only). Firefu*ks rules too!

But for me, the best is IE7. It helps my computer ward off virus or malwares, lagwares, spywares, spamwares and whatever wares etc.


PS. Mozilla and Netscape sucks.

Comment: Darknessvolt in a "Browsers" thread ( http://forums.revora.net/index.php?showtopic=52888&pid=582441&st=20&#entry582441)

#419 (Image) [ Down (20) Up ] [Submitter: zzattack]

<Nyerguds> CHOCOLATE RAIN?
<Carno> shut up.
* zz`off is now known as niggeria
<Nyerguds> lol
<Nyerguds> niggeria: wtf man?
* Nyerguds was kicked by Diablo (Watch your language!)
* Joins: Nyerguds (~nyerguds@gamer-B2A8DE91.access.telenet.be)
<Nyerguds> ROFL!!!
<niggeria> owned
<Nyerguds> worth it
Carno is now known as Nigger
<Nyerguds> LOOOOL
<Nigger> AH HA!

Comment: n1ggk4 b4sh1ng ???

#63 (Image) [ Down (19) Up ] [Submitter: Bobing About]

Topic: Naked Tanya SHP

Renegade: I *will* do it
PD: that sounds like a promise
BobingAbout: where does she keep her C4?
Renegade: better: a feature
Renegade: well, whole babies fit inside women
BobingAbout: nooo
Renegade: I'd love to see your face now
BobingAbout: :D
BobingAbout: so would i :|
Renegade: probably I'll leave her belt
Renegade: she needs her deagles
BobingAbout: belt is a good idea.

Comment: 25th March 2005

#56 (Image) [ Down (18) Up ] [Submitter: Bobing About]

DCoder: I am so glad I added yoshq to my Ignore List so I don't have to read his bullshit.

#17 (Image) [ Down (16) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

DCoder -: re: My computer in start menu:
Desktop Properties, Desktop, Customize... check check uncheck uncheck, voila
Renegade: sounds like a bad rap
Renegade: check check
uncheck uncheck
Renegade: yo yo
Renegade: XP rap, yo
Renegade: B to the S to the O to the D
crashing down your system
taking linux with me

#349 (Image) [ Down (16) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<darknessvolt> I think it would be better if you will use rulesmd.ini because I never use rockpatch in editing.

Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=193555#193555

#420 (Image) [ Down (15) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Carno_Away> im too stupid to run infront of a roller coaster. :P
<Carno_Away> *smart
<Carno_Away> fuck

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - oops

#124 (Image) [ Down (14) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

DCoder -: um, lets say variable q is stored in the memory at 0x012345, then a pointer to variable q will contain 0x012345
MadIvan : does that mean that if q changes, so will the pointer to it change?
DCoder -: it stores the q's location, not the value
Renegade: woah, so much talk at this time of the day?!
MadIvan : 6:31AM here :P
DCoder -: same here
MadIvan : so what the purpose of the pointer then?I mean, why not have a second variable?
Renegade: I just watched Femme Fatale
Renegade: and could predict all important plot points
Renegade: so, while it was entertaining, it was boring at the same time
Renegade: then again, it had Rebecca Romijn lesbian sex, so who am I to complain?
DCoder -: if you have a function that takes a big struct as a parameter, what is more compact, sending it 4 bytes (an address of struct) or the entire struct?
MadIvan : 4 bytes
MadIvan : ah, i kind of get it now :P
DCoder -: :)
DCoder -: also, when you send the entire struct as a param, a *copy* of the struct is made, thus the original copy does not get changed
DCoder -: kinda bad when you want your function to change something in it
Renegade: you know, when I tell you about Rebecca Romijn having lesbian sex, and you continue to talk about c++/asm memory pointers as if nothing happened, I'd take that as a sign for a serious sexual disorder

#53 (Image) [ Down (13) Up ] [Submitter: Whiteboy]

wthigon : your AI pwned me yesterday
Whiteboy: oh goody
Whiteboy: considering I have no AI

#344 (Image) [ Down (13) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<Beowulf> you're more confused than blind lesbians in fish house. >_>

#76 (Image) [ Down (11) Up ] [Submitter: Particle]

CannisRabidus: If such a hypothetical someone would have such a hypothetical interest in various hypothetical content of this forum, then hypothetically there's a reason to register. I'm speaking hypothetically of course.

#136 (Image) [ Down (11) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<DCoder> on some lyrics sites, the "related lyrics" could use some improvement...
<Renegade> "Girls just wanna have fun" listed next to Nirvana's "Rape me"?

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj

#405 (Image) [ Down (11) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Smartass> Male homosexuality and transgender are sin according to the bible, I don't remember girl on girl being mentioned in the bible
<Smartass> which means God is just as big of a pervert as the est of us

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - revelations (Smartass is Carno)

#442 (Image) [ Down (11) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<Blu> I AM INVINCIBLE!
* Diablo has kicked Blu from #RenProj (Turn Caps-Lock off!)

#591 (Image) [ Down (11) Up ] [Submitter: Orac]

DCoder:
"Quote: 'Or in my opinion,GET MORE CODERS!?'

Of course, why didn't I think of that.
* DCoder pulls five additional coders out of his magic hat."


Beowulf:
"I knew it. You do have a magic hat."

Comment: http://forums.renegadeprojects.com/showthread.php?tid=1670&

#1 (Image) [ Down (10) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

Renegade: wait a second...
[...ten minutes later...]
DCoder -: *starts reading "How to wait - the scientific way" *

#13 (Image) [ Down (10) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

CannisRabidus: Oh look, he has negative credits again.

Comment: after reducing some n00b's credit-count:

#26 (Image) [ Down (10) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Whiteboy: yeah right. Like you "need to know" everything in teh entire community. Like you really care about ALL of it.
DCoder- : no, I only care about the pre-Gen part of it :P
Whiteboy: :D :D :D
Whiteboy: I barely even know that part!
Whiteboy: oh, you mean Generals
Whiteboy: damn
Whiteboy: I though you meant C-GEN!!!
DCoder- : ROFLMAO
DCoder- : quoted
Whiteboy: aww feck

#30 (Image) [ Down (10) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Whiteboy: you have any fond memories of old games?
DCoder -: old games, hmmm
DCoder -: Supaplex
Whiteboy: whoa, a game i haven;t heard of
Whiteboy: how frightning

#352 (Image) [ Down (10) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<secret> about .exe hacking what tools u need?
<secret> is daemon tools good?
<DCoder> lol at secret's post
<secret> ahem,do i look like i would know .exe hacking?
<Gosho> (Re: is daemon tools good?) Yes, it is. Other cool programs you can use to hack the .exe include Wikipedia, Cyanide, Internet Explorer and Raw Fish. Go try out, it's easy
<secret> easy you say?
<secret> then code this:
<secret> sorry that i didnt readed all
<secret> @Gosho: Wikipedia is a site wich is browsed by Internet Explorer
<pd> You opened gamemd.exe in Notepad, saved it as HTML and took a screenshot of it which you attached as a BMP?
<pd> Get lost, you don't seem to have the slightest idea what this is about, and it makes me sick that you don't quite seem to care.

Comment: http://forums.revora.net/index.php?showtopic=56911#entry551476

#481 (Image) [ Down (10) Up ] [Submitter: MT]

<Site News>

New voxels for the Spotlighted Voxels section.
-----------------------------
Aro: Azri_apoc is a talented voxel artist who has not long been a member of PPM. He started off a thread a while ago showing some of his latest pieces of work which where top quality voxels. All of these voxels where made specifically for Red Alert 2, and ten of them have finally been released. You can download these top quality voxels here.

Javier: So?

Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=21633

#503 (Image) [ Down (10) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

DCoder: jesus christ Nuclear General is a retard
Doctor Destiny: Film at eleven?
DCoder: idiot gets pissed at me when I tell him to validate his html at w3c before asking for my help
DCoder: hurr durr w3c is retarded cuz it sez my precious <FONT> is not valid bawwww
Doctor Destiny: <font> died years ago.
DCoder: fucking moran using <FONT> with xhtml 1.0 strict
Doctor Destiny: It's called CSS.
Doctor Destiny: With XHTML 1.0 STRICT? HA! HAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Doctor Destiny: Oh fuck.
Doctor Destiny: brb, I pissed myself with with laughter.

Comment: msn - laughter kills

#21 (Image) [ Down (9) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Joeking14 : where does it say that?
DCoder : hidden forum :P
Joeking14: which one and how did you find it
DCoder : *sigh*
Joeking14: wierd name

#32 (Image) [ Down (9) Up ] [Submitter: Whiteboy]

Whiteboy: I am going to add new gates into the mod soon
Whiteboy: good ones
wthigon : wtf are gates
Whiteboy: ...
wthigon : oh nvm
Whiteboy: LOL
wthigon : i call it bar thingy thats why

#38 (Image) [ Down (9) Up ] [Submitter: AlliedGeneral]

AlliedGeneral: Modding is like sex, lots of pressure with little or unforunate results :/

#87 (Image) [ Down (9) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

DCoder -: grrr... I should get a "Do not FUCKING touch the firefox nightlies" carved into my monitor case >_<
DCoder -: maybe taht would teach me something
DCoder -: once again, curiosity killed DCoder's bookmarks, cookies, cache and firefox profile
Renegade: "Ultra Kill"

Comment: pwnt :(

#246 (Image) [ Down (9) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Whiteboy> for teh same reason ou donlt play WR
<Whiteboy> *you don't
<DCoder> nice typing
<Whiteboy> thanlks
<Whiteboy> comes naturaolly youp knowe
<DCoder> I can tell
<DCoder> http://qdb.renegadeprojects.com/?act=id&id=246
<Whiteboy> you're spelling is worse in the comments though ;)

Comment: Whiteboy cna splel rael ewll // updated with the last two lines

#440 (Image) [ Down (9) Up ] [Submitter: Nyerguds]

<Pepe> when ra3 is released, and the sdk, someone should add Kane in the game shomehow in someway
<Nyerguds> NO >:(
<Pepe> could you expand on that please?
<Nyerguds> okay...
<Nyerguds> HELL NO >:(

Comment: from MSN

#475 (Image) [ Down (9) Up ] [Submitter: MT]

Dragonologychris:
i need help with my rules/art.ini can you help me by telling me how to fix it or fix it for me?
because this is what happens when i try to play.

here it is my rules/art.ini

Bittah Commander:
<3 Paragraphs of help concerning that the problem is a new faction added>

Hydralisk:
I think you edited the price of your units. That's what happened to me when I did that. If you edited prices of any units, change them back. If you add a new unit, check it's properties.

Comment: Quality Assured PPM help service http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=21383

#519 (Image) [ Down (9) Up ] [Submitter: Lt_Albrecht]

<DCoder>: oh come on
<DCoder>: stupid control panel is still installing its crap
<lt_Albrecht>: :P
<lt_Albrecht>: how much RAM has that lappy got?
<DCoder>: I remember when drivers were small enough to not require a CD for installation
<lt_Albrecht>: XD
<DCoder>: 2 GB iirc
<lt_Albrecht>: what did they come on? A slip of paper covered in 1s and 0s, o aged one?
<DCoder>: get off my lawn, you
<DCoder>: :P
<lt_Albrecht>: XD

Comment: Oh wise Dcoder of the mountain...

#529 (Image) [ Down (9) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<ConMan> why is porn welcome and anime isn't
<ConMan> what if its hentai
<lt_Albrecht> XD
<lt_Albrecht> Anime deprives pornstars of work
<ConMan> still they can do voiceovers
<lt_Albrecht> more people are employed in real porn than drawn
<lt_Albrecht> and renproj likes to support the economy

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - support the economy!

#550 (Image) [ Down (9) Up ] [Submitter: MT]

robertmurray1988: I want the AI always to choose GDI in skirmish mode. Is that possible and if so, what do I have to do?

hotrods20: im a little rusty on this game but if theres a rules ini look in there

#585 (Image) [ Down (9) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<AlexB> sorry, i'm a little distracted by getting information out of an offline-ebook
<Renegade> "reading"?

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - hi-tech

#592 (Image) [ Down (9) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Marvin: what are some tools used for modding the *.exe s?
FurryQueen: I'm not touching that with a 10 foot pole.
Marvin: I know how to program (Mainly C++) i just want the tools for modding the exe.
Mig Eater: If you know how to program then you'd know what tools to use...
Orac: It an exe, so use what you'd usually use for modifying an exe.
Orac: MSPaint.

Comment: See, PPM is not *completely* useless: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=401444#401444

#23 (Image) [ Down (8) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

DCoder:
you know you have been working too hard when someone asks you
"What does `siblings` mean?"
and the first thing that comes to your mind is the W3C definition
"sibling -- Two nodes are siblings if and only if they have the same parent node." :(

#41 (Image) [ Down (8) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

DCoder - : WTF
DCoder - : calling a guy's post about "I made a chroono monkey in TibEd" 'advanced n00bism' apparently means I'm about to get warned for bad behaviour...
DCoder - : http://forums.cncden.com/showthread.php?t=11596
Renegade : After some quite observation, I come to the scientific conclusion that Rolk is a brain-amputated retard, and not suitable as a moderator for a C&C editing forum
Renegade : quiet*, btw

Comment: Well what do you know, it actually got me banned xD

#42 (Image) [ Down (8) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Aurelius V: Amazing... someone with a brain on the Internet. :|
DCoder :lol, that should get quoted
Aurelius V: bahahahahaha :P

#65 (Image) [ Down (8) Up ] [Submitter: Whiteboy]

DCoder -: yeah, if you ever move to Lithuania, and choose my ISP, you will then be able to access my webserver with that password... and my pron drive too...
Whiteboy: Excellent. But sorry, I'm not into naked male mud-wrestling :P
DCoder -: o_O
Whiteboy: Au contraire, I say to you: o_O
Whiteboy: ...but I'd be in for the transmission stick sex vid

Comment: Don't ask. Just don't ask. -- DCoder

#71 (Image) [ Down (8) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Nucl34r14: who, where, where's my shotgun?
Gaylord -: kill me quick!
Eaglemc -: BANG
*entith2290@hotmail.com has left the conversation.
pd: you hit the wrong guy

Comment: Gaylord == Whiteboy

#93 (Image) [ Down (8) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Turn-A Gamer: Most MySpace pages look like the Internet ejaculated on it.

Comment: http://www.cannis.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=7317

#356 (Image) [ Down (8) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Carnotaurus> can somebody explain Schroedinger's Cat in fucking basic terms?
<ChielScape> there r teh cat (is fine too)
<ChielScape> cat r in boxx0rz
<ChielScape> box r teh close'd
<ChielScape> thar r also particul
<ChielScape> particul r unstabol
<Carnotaurus> NOT IN /b/PANESE
<ChielScape> >_>
<ChielScape> i was just trying to make you understand, but if you speak english too, thats fine

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - quantum physics according to /b/

#364 (Image) [ Down (8) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

*DCoder tells a story about how he tried to help someone with ini modding*
<Its_Not_Lupus> lol what
<Its_Not_Lupus> skip over weapons?
<Its_Not_Lupus> uyeauafyuyasyuasfhuiasfi9sfasf
<ShaRose> lawl
<Its_Not_Lupus> fgsfgds
<ShaRose> epic fail right there
<DCoder> your brain seems to be leaking , carno
<Its_Not_Lupus> its this fucking retarded community
<Its_Not_Lupus> its damaging me
<ShaRose> That's why you ignore them
<ShaRose> they'll get bored eventually
<Its_Not_Lupus> but they're everywhere mommy
<ShaRose> hopefully
<Its_Not_Lupus> I SEE THEM IN MY SLEEP
<ShaRose> well here
<ShaRose> take this shotgun

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - !Lupus is Carno

#400 (Image) [ Down (8) Up ] [Submitter: ORCACommander]

Comment: Just another Day in #renproj IRC Math Class

#558 (Image) [ Down (8) Up ] [Submitter: Fenring]

<benthespirit> I have uploded my sound card, no changement

Comment: C&C Den funnies: http://forums.cncden.com/showthread.php?t=25570

#527 (Image) [ Down (8) Up ] [Submitter: MT]

Guest: Fixing some small random YR bug is like installing turbo to a broken car

Comment: http://forums.renegadeprojects.com/showthread.php?tid=1295&pid=14187#pid14187

#602 (Image) [ Down (8) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

/* talking about carryall logic improvements - ships can be picked up and placed on solid ground without dying */
<DCoder1337> should I make the ships explode when landed?
<DCoder1337> should that explosion affect the carryall itself?
<Speeder_> hm
<Speeder_> well, if you think about realism a ship would take the carryall with it
<Speeder_> oh wait.
<Speeder_> realism. carryall. ship.

Comment: irc.freenode.net#renproj - I reject your reality and substitute my own

#595 (Image) [ Down (8) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Renegade> RA2 was really just a giant side effect of somebody disabling terrain modifications for a TS patch
<Renegade> >_>

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj

#600 (Image) [ Down (8) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Renegade15> it's a pity you don't drink
<DCoder1337> why?
<Renegade15> once I can read the assembler, YR code would make a great drinking game
<Renegade15> everybody opens a random address, who finds retardedness has to drink

Comment: Easiest game ever?

#47 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: Whiteboy]

DCoder -: ARGH n00bs
<quotes a very n00bish PM he just received>

... time passes ...

DCoder -: now I wonder what should I reply to that n00b
Whiteboy: stfu n00b
DCoder -: I could just tell him "yeah, my msn is {insert Whiteboy's email address here} " and watch the fireworks.
or I could tell him "sure I do, its stfu@you.n00b".
or "wtf, ever seen the 'Profile' link under a post?".
or just play dead...
Whiteboy: ROFL

#77 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Minimi- : <silly question>
Renegade: <answer> P.P.S.: Is it just me or have the n00bs grown more stupid over the past year? Just yesterday I had some guy (B.v.G) ask about stealing the code from other mods at my forums, now this...
DCoder -: Uh, Ren, Minimi == B.v.G(RenProj) == Pojahn(Sleip's Stuff/Revora).
Renegade: Well that certainly explains a lot x-p
Minimi- : I am B.v.G and Pojahn, but not Uh and Ren

Comment: http://www.deezire.net/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=11392

#240 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]
#259 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: modder666]

<DCoder> print '&#' . ord . ';' for split //, $foo;
<DCoder> perl (prints a html-entity-fied version of the $foo string)
<DCoder> scarily terse
<DCoder> and so many english words
<Judeau> hehe
<Judeau> what is foo ?
<DCoder> $foo holds a certain string, lets say "a<b" and this turns it into &#65;&#60;&#66; which is html escaped a<b
<DCoder> actually, more scary than perl is the fact that I typed down those charcodes from memory
<DCoder> god I need help
<Judeau> yes
<Judeau> yes you do

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj //DC says: actually, those codes are "A<B", not "a<b", but still, ergh

#263 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<DCoder> Ren, seen http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid/cs_programming.shtml ?
<Renegade> don't think so
... time passes
<Renegade> D.
<Renegade> people cannot possibly be that stupid
<DCoder> you want to believe that, don't you
<Renegade> I have to
<Renegade> I'd lose my faith in mankind otherwise

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj

#338 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: gordon-creAtive]

(IcySon55) starts out as quiet day on PPM
(IcySon55) with you/your avatar sitting in the RA2 moderation chair
(IcySon55) i'm explaining the flash video
(IcySon55) that'll never happen
(IcySon55) nice and quiet video for about 10 seconds
(IcySon55) then out of nowhere, a n00b pops up and talks really fast, "hey guys looks at my mods map! its teh best!!!!eleven"
(IcySon55) this is with real voices
(IcySon55) so from behind your chair, you take out a sniper and pop his head off
(IcySon55) camera centers on the now mangled n00b on the floor
(IcySon55) and begins to be encircled by rings made of letters saying "N00B Power"
(IcySon55) and slowly rises off the ground and comes to life! with!
(IcySon55) The sword of Kane C&P building!
(IcySon55) SNIPED
(IcySon55) the video goes on like this for a while until you detonate a nuke on the horde of n00bs that have gathered
(IcySon55) the end
(!DCoder) ...
(IcySon55) then Banshee walks in, kneels before the fallen n00bs, and tells you to GTFO
(!DCoder) OMG YOU KILLED NOOBS! YOU BASTARD!
(IcySon55) thus concludes DCoder's history of PPM modding

Comment: On #RenProj (Some comments were removed)

#348 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: Electro]

* DCoder watches Ren aim his Boots Of Kicking +2 at Electro for interrupting his work
<Renegade> actually, he pinged me before I ignored his useless ping and tabbed back...*you* interrupted me
<DCoder> oops?
<DCoder> but I'm special, my pings are not annoying except in large numbers

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj

#468 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Renegade> your posts are just slightly above viagra spam on the significance scale
<MRMidas> But viagra is _useful_

Comment: http://forums.renegadeprojects.com/showthread.php?tid=1185 - of guests and c1a1is

#506 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: Albrecht]

<Lt_Albrecht>: damn...
<Lt_Albrecht>: Run! To Gangland!
<DCoder>: come on, Be Quick Or Be Dead
<DCoder>: don't be Afraid To Shoot Strangers
<Lt_Albrecht>: I'll hide under the Total eclipse!
<DCoder>: and be called Public Enema Number One!
<Lt_Albrecht>: Hallowed Be thy Name
<Lt_Albrecht>: "Public Enema Number One!" EPIC LOL

Comment: I meant this bit...

#518 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<Mathieas> what the heck is urban baby?
<milo_went> very populated, sweetie.

Comment: http://www.urbanbaby.com/

#576 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<DCoder> I have encountered people worse than noobs
<DCoder> they are the people who actually upload episodes of Teletubbies to my favourite tracker

#575 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<DCoder> cute
<DCoder> my Amazon.co.uk recommendations consist of C++, Hacking, and Malware Forensics books
<DCoder> ...
<DCoder> and a Zapf Creations Barbie
<DCoder> wtf

#580 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<DCoder> lol, fuck
<DCoder> I think I just uploaded a softporn clip to the live server

#601 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Renegade15> there is an inconsistency between VectorClass and DynamicVectorClass in FindItemIndex(T *tItem)
<Renegade15> if the vector is not initialized, one returns 0, the other returns -1
<DCoder1337> heh
<DCoder1337> nice find
<Renegade15> I didn't want to change it on my own 'cause I didn't know whether that was on purpose, or if anything relies on that
<DCoder1337> I have no idea how anything can be relying on a bug
<DCoder1337> ... in our code
<Renegade15> ...we're t--- I was just gonna say
<DCoder1337> in westwood's code, every bug relies on another bug which relies on two more
<Renegade15> it's an exiting new programming paradigm called The Bug Tree Architecture
<Renegade15> it's based on game theory and the idea that, given enough bugs, all bugs together will form an equilibrium and ensure the correct running of the code

Comment: programming is hard, let's go bowling

#604 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<SteelMirage> And this is God. The ultimate SW.

#612 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<DCoder> MouseClass extends ScrollClass, which extends TabClass, which extends SidebarClass, which extends PowerClass, which extends RadarClass, which extends DisplayClass, which extends MapClass, which extends GScreenClass
<Renegade> -_^
<Renegade> so basically, the radar is a kind of mouse?
<DCoder> reverse
<Renegade> yeah....I think I may have identified one of westwood's development problems

Comment: irc.freenode.net#renproj - problem located!

#126 (Image) [ Down (6) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

DoctorPhileasFragg: Do I know you well enough to poke you for no reason at all?
Renegade: Are you aware of the fact that I possess a Hammer of Admin?
DoctorPhileasFragg: yes, and that is the very reason I asked before proceeding

Comment: #RenProj on irc.gamernet.org

#133 (Image) [ Down (6) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<Renegade> the prophecy! it is here!
*** DCoder quit (Quit: HydraIRC -> http://www.hydrairc.com <-)
<Renegade> hmm
<Renegade> prophecy didn't see that one coming

Comment: Referring to http://forums.renegadeprojects.com/showthread.php?tid=397

#256 (Image) [ Down (6) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Renegade> god
<Renegade> the amount of women seems to have quadrupled today
<DCoder> I have to agree with that too
<Renegade> oh COME ON
<Renegade> three in one scene
<Renegade> where do they all come from?
<Renegade> god. I need a girlfriend. Anyone have good tips on how to get one?
<DCoder> ...
<Renegade> what? it was worth a shot.
<Renegade> rumor has it some of us actually attract the other sex
<DCoder> I somehow doubt subset "some of us" intersects the subset "people in this channel", but that may just be me
<Renegade> if you talk like that, it's no wonder

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj

#265 (Image) [ Down (6) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Whiteboy: i think i should restart
Whiteboy: and then see that link
Whiteboy: brb
Whiteboy: and bam, I
Whiteboy: I'm back in a flash of brilliant white light
DCoder -: so you're thinking you are Kane, again?
Whiteboy: I AM the messiah
Whiteboy: I have already seen the final act...
DCoder -: you are also bald
DCoder -: and your goatee sucks
Whiteboy: My head's shinyness can reflect the Ion Cannon, of course
Whiteboy: how do you think I escaped TD?
Whiteboy: my goatee was formed from the pubic hairs of a thousand dead GDI troops
DCoder -: intriguing
DCoder -: perverted, yet intriguing
DCoder -: Freud would be proud
Whiteboy: who's Freud?
DCoder -: ...
Whiteboy: ok, what's Freud?
DCoder -: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sigmund_Freud
Whiteboy: oh, THAT Freud

Comment: Whiteboy is back, with his usual pizazz to delve deep into... The Twilight Zone.

#309 (Image) [ Down (6) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<DCoder> btw, the more I look at asm, the more I find it to be like perl - more than one way to do anything, most of them unreadable, most people will not touch it for any money
<Renegade> oh, I won't touch it for money
<Renegade> I'll touch it to piss VK off

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - annoying old acquaintances

#484 (Image) [ Down (6) Up ] [Submitter: MT]

<Nikademis Von Hisson>
1st - the quote, its not a quote its from the MODENC. If you want me to put quotes around it, fine I will, point taken and will remember
...

Comment: The quote is not a quote its just from somewhere else. XD. http://forums.renegadeprojects.com/showthread.php?tid=1217

#584 (Image) [ Down (6) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Renegade> no, you fucked up at basic reading comprehension and simple logic
<Nikademis> how?
<Nikademis> i read the manual
<Renegade> gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
* Renegade rams his head into the wall
<Nikademis> never mind lets just drop it
<Renegade> fuck it dude, let's go bowling
<DCoder> on Shabas?
<Renegade> you're not even a real jew
<Renegade> you converted because of your ex wife
*** Quits: Nikademis ( http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - eight year olds, dude.

#587 (Image) [ Down (6) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<AlexB> he's like the kid from Sixth Sense: "I see non-printable characters!"

#606 (Image) [ Down (6) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<DCoder1337> I think my voxel parsing code is broken
<AlexB__> ...to stay compatible with WW?

#607 (Image) [ Down (6) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<DCoder1337> I think my voxel parsing code is broken
[...]
<DCoder1337> because the magnetron looks more like a camo-zebra-themed ww beetle

#145 (Image) [ Down (5) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Renegade> I'd say "Welcome to hell", but TibEd-users are a few circles further inside...

Comment: Upon meeting a happy and naive TibEd user in the forums

#153 (Image) [ Down (5) Up ] [Submitter: Bobingabout]

<DCoder> I need a new phone, with a camera ... too many capture-worthy sights everyday
<Renegade> breasteses?
<DCoder> including, but not limited to

Comment: Phones, the all in 1 gadget!

#306 (Image) [ Down (5) Up ] [Submitter: Not Von.]

<Carnotaurus> pull the vibrator out of your asshole
<sirmods> THIGH
<sirmods> not
<sirmods> ass
<Von> Okay, so you cut a hole in your thigh and inserted one? Feel free to remove it at anytime, for I don't think it will work there. O.o
<sirmods> Naw
<sirmods> its batteries woulda died
<Von> ...
<Von> So your using a wall outlet to power it? wtf?
<sirmods> No
<sirmods> :3
<sirmods> It runs on cum :3
<sirmods> XD
<Carnotaurus> ..
<Carnotaurus> ew
<Carnotaurus> you flaming faggot.

Comment: IRC - Renproj - Just WTF?!

#359 (Image) [ Down (5) Up ] [Submitter: Fenring]

Zee: Oh sweet, unlimited!
Zee: You know how many subdomains I could make?!?
Zee: Like...
Zee: THIS MANY:
Ayumu: over nine thousand?
Zee: Well, shit, I was going to put a very large number, but that would be a stupid joke compared to what you just said.

Comment: MSN

#452 (Image) [ Down (5) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Marshall> I'm guessing the ones who didn't need any medication were taking the medication of those who did.

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - why couldn't westwood code

#551 (Image) [ Down (5) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<DCoder> oh, brilllllllant
<DCoder> leftovers from TS
<DCoder> you want to hax this game? as in, run your own shellcode? all you need to do is [edited away]
<Electro> what...
<Electro> the...
<Electro> FUCK
<Electro> how the hell do you screw up that bad?
<DCoder> classic buffer overflow
<DCoder> if you don't know what that is, don't touch my C/C++
<Electro> I know what a buffer overflow is
<DCoder> okay then
<Electro> but... the question is...
<DoctorDestiny> wut's a buffer?

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - good question

#548 (Image) [ Down (5) Up ] [Submitter: Electro]

<Electro> Wir sind allein.
<Renegade> Creepy, dude
* Renegade puts on a chastity belt

Comment: irc.burnirc.net #RenProj - after dark

#563 (Image) [ Down (5) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<DCoder> in the issue, it's StackHash, which suggests Microsoft's anti-hacking feature like ASLR or DEP
<Renegade> yeah, just found that
<Renegade> typical microsoft
<Renegade> you inject a whole shitload of code into a running program
<Renegade> execute it fine
<Renegade> and then, when you end it, its hacking protection fires
<Renegade> x_x

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - lol

#590 (Image) [ Down (5) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<Renegade> when it's done, it's done
<AlexB> or it's picked up 13 years later by Gearbox :p

#596 (Image) [ Down (5) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<AlexB> i really want to see the first terrorist covered in cum to evade airport security...

#603 (Image) [ Down (5) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<Nighthawk> It has also been proven that one does not simply Telnet into Mordor.

#609 (Image) [ Down (5) Up ] [Submitter: Speeder]

<Generalcamo> Are you chinese Speeder?
<GraionDilach> Yeah, Poland is a city there.
<Generalcamo> Or do you just care for your many chinese fans
<Generalcamo> I have heard of that city

#36 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

(Discussing Pink Floyd - Another Brick In The Wall)
Whiteboy: heh, I'm sure you and I are fairly unique anyway - not everyone are bricks ya know
Whiteboy: e.g. George Bush
DCoder -: lol
Whiteboy: he's not a brick, he's a prick
Whiteboy: or a dick
Whiteboy: and somewhat sick
DCoder -: bwahahaha
DCoder -: I am SOOOOO quuoting that

#60 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: Whiteboy]

Whiteboy: i don't want to let down this Tom guy - he thinks the creators of the various mods out there are celebrities.
DCoder -: lol
Whiteboy: When he knows the true nature of us, he'll be kinda disappointed. We're sad lonely bums.
Whiteboy: So I have to act like a celebrity - what should I do? Wear sunglasses?
DCoder -: lol
DCoder -: hang lots of bling on your horns, and communicate with the public through a sexy secretary
Whiteboy: that's... the best damn idea I've heard all year
DCoder -: hahahaha
...time passes..
Whiteboy: Hmmm, that sexy secretery could be AlliedG. I think he fits into roles like that...
DCoder: bwahahahaahaha

#99 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: Whiteboy]

DCoder: meh
DCoder: the day EALA's cnc is as good as Westwood's, I'll start learning ballet
Whiteboy: xD

Comment: On C&C3...

#103 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

DCoder -: oh great... TibEd lovers in Lithuania, that's got to be the first time
Renegade: it also lowers you country's score significantly.
Renegade: Germany: Renegade, pd, Reaperrr, Matze
Renegade: Lithuania: DCoder, TibEd-lovers
DCoder -: oooh, now that's just mean
Renegade: look at it this way:
Renegade: if you wipe out the TibEd-crowd, 100% of your country's modding community is l33t.

Comment: I am unique, after all, not just another brick in the wall :D

#113 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Renegade> the average air temperature outside this building does not meet my personal preferences
<Renegade> iow: It's too fucking warm for my taste
<DCoder> ironically, theres a nice cool drizzle outside my window
<Renegade> you got chicks, you got weather, you got skillz, you got a place in uni...I think I need you life
<DCoder> :p
<Renegade> If a dark-clothed nerd with a BFG follows you anytime soon...don't think about it

#128 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Whiteboy: you scar eme
Whiteboy: *scare
DCoder -: good
DCoder -: maybe Ill make you crap your pants
Whiteboy: too late
DCoder -: if youre wearing any, that is
Whiteboy: today of all days, I am indeed wearing pants.
Whiteboy: ya caught me on a rare day

Comment: Whiteboy's clothing style is ... odd.

#157 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Kiith-Sa> bye
<DCoder> bye
<Renegade> bye
<BobingAbout> bye
<Renegade> what was that on bash? "We sound like a boy band"?
*** Kiith-Sa quit (Quit: )
<DCoder> you memorised the entire bash or something?
<Renegade> <_< >_>
<Renegade> this discussion is over

Comment: 2006 07 09, irc.gamernet.org#renproj

#238 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

[22:56] *** qiidtj (lkeojfl@gamer-56666097.abhsia.telus.net) joined
[22:57] <Renegade> hi
[22:57] *** qiidtj (lkeojfl@gamer-56666097.abhsia.telus.net) left ()
[22:58] <Renegade> /whowas qiidtj
[22:58] qiidtj There was no such nickname
[22:58] qiidtj End of WHOWAS

Comment: <server> There is no spoon.

#253 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

[on searching the forums for ETS]
<Renegade> god damnit
<Renegade> it's not looking for ETS
<Renegade> it's looking for *ets*
<DCoder> lol
<Renegade> difference?
<Renegade> my search for ETS just gave me "Muppets" as a result
<IcySon55> hahah
<DCoder> I was about to say "nETScape"
<DCoder> but your result is funnier

[8 minutes later]

<DCoder> wait a moment
<DCoder> who teh fuck posted crap about "muppets"?

#268 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj

#355 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Renegade> We built a new bazooka this year
<Renegade> the amount of explosives is irrelevant...it's what you do with them ;)
<Renegade> and with that, I go /away to shower
* Renegade changes nick to Renegade|away
<Anonymous> wow...
<DC|away> dirty thoughts about explosives? kinky
<Renegade|away> how and when I explode over what is none of your business ;)
<DC|away> I rest my case
<Anonymous> what the FUCK!

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - Anon is Fen

#363 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: Fenring]

<Destiny> Seriously, even the random map generator can do better than this.

Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=206716#206716

#370 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: Von]

Comment: MSN is so fun.

#386 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: DonutArnold]

<Carnotaurus> Wild Pikachu Appeared!
<Carnotaurus> Go, Mammoth Tank!
<Carnotaurus> Mammoth Tank used cannons!
<Carnotaurus> Wild Pikachu is in 30 pieces!
<Carnotaurus> Mammoth Tank gained 1 veterancy, and autoheal!

Comment: rofling @renproj

#393 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: Electro]

<DCoder> damn
<DCoder> the most reasonable comment in the whole file, and it's unsigned
<DCoder> "38=XCOMET ; Not real unit. Weapons have to belong to a unit to be used for things like airburst and Shrapnel. Not my hack."

Comment: irc.gamernet.org #renproj - Westwood has exhibited sane behaviour!!!

#431 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

DCoder: hmm
DCoder: I think I just found a nice way to abuse YR
Kittah-Khan: ...
Kittah-Khan: don't abuse the handicapped

Comment: *rimshot*

#445 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<wthigon> Cannis how did you make the seige choppers land and lift off really fast?
<lokey57> he probably increased the speed or something like that

Comment: http://www.cannis.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=6690 - brilliant observations

#448 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: Electro]

<Electro> Kittah: shut up, D's in code agony
<Kittah> he always is
<Kittah> he's doing it to himself
<Kittah> just like some sort of heroin junky
<Kittah> except he's sniffing it through his brain
<Kittah> which is not what you do with heroin
<Kittah> the sniffing that is
<Kittah> there probably are people who directly inject it into their brains

Comment: irc://irc.gamernet.org#RenProj - Westwood is driving DCoder nuts, part II

#476 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Renegade> porn, this is seagate. seagate, porn. I hereby declare you data and drive.
<Renegade> you may now magnetize the blocks.

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - DCoder's buying a new hard drive

#483 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

*** Quits: Electro (Why am I expecting a volley of "he's gone" after I leave?)
<DCoder> he's gone
<DCoder> bring out the champagne and the hookers
<Clazzy> lol
<ChielScape> meh
<ChielScape> forget the champagne
<ChielScape> get more hookers instead

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - variations on an old theme

#523 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: Lt_Albrecht(again)]

<Renegade>: holy crap 0_0 it works!
<lt_albrecht>: ?
<lt_albrecht>: what works?
<Renegade>: nothing
<lt_albrecht>: erm...
<lt_albrecht>: complicated?
<Renegade>: POST via AJAX
<lt_albrecht>: ooooh, code stuff
<Renegade>: not complicated
<Renegade>: just...
<lt_albrecht>: not for you
+++ Diablo has given admin to DCoder
+++ Diablo has given op to DCoder
<Renegade>: ...it took me sending the server "penis - mine is long" to finally figure it out
<Renegade>: wb
<lt_albrecht>: lol
<Renegade>: I sure hope their logs don't log POST >_>
<Renegade>: or that at least no one looks at them <_<

Comment: ren sent penis boasts to the server...

#543 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<Electro> behold the suckishness and creativity (or lack thereof) of my art:
<Electro> http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/1980/catomlogo.png
<DCoder> that's not how a magnet works

#598 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<DCoder1337> try { } catch (pokemon &p) { } ?

#4 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Renegade - Royally 0wn3d the Christians.: wtf?! No co-op in Commandos 3?
Renegade - Royally 0wn3d the Christians.: *moves from "buy" to "warez" list*

#11 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<tate> whiteboy your weard and i don't like your mod

#19 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

CannisRabidus: I don't expect a hammer to function as a decent microwave oven either.

#58 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: Saberhawk]

Saberhawk: bla bla bla bla bla bla bla
MrRuben5: rofl
Saberhawk: bla?
MrRuben5: blabla
Saberhawk: bla!
MrRuben5: blablabla!

Comment: We were having a bla'ing time. :P

#64 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Renegade: /me - Now Playing: Disturbed - Shout
DCoder -: Natalie Imbruglia - Unknown Album - Torn ( No Genre )
DCoder -: note to self, update the MP3 tags
<two minutes later>
DCoder -: Genesis - Follow You Follow Me
Renegade: That's _quite_ an updated ID3-tag

#73 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Whiteboy: I gtg now and absorb my shame.
DCoder -: well then, see ya
Whiteboy: ..with PRON :D
DCoder -: lol
Whiteboy: see ya
DCoder -: well, good luck with that... though I fear your "RSI" will just worsen from that xD
Whiteboy: actually i think it was caused by... wait, no, of course it wasn't '>_>

#95 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: Whiteboy]

FK47: thats what they call the dominatrix, blackjack
FK47: hes black you see
FK47: the king of gay love
FK47: sorry im an idot
FK47: idot.
FK47: excellent.

Comment: Discussing how the educational system is like a pile of gay love, with blackjack.

#101 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ]

Grothenolm: Make an SHP-voxel with bitmaps!

#152 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

<Renegade> sure. but I found no version of the Arcade
<Whiteboy> well forge a new Arcade with your powers of darkness.
<Whiteboy> So I may once again dominate :D
<Renegade> I'm just the Dark Emperor. D is the Dark Magican
<DCoder> Yes, I *am* a magic can
<DCoder> thanks for asking
<Renegade> sure, wait a second
[...]
<Renegade> ^---- http://www.dazzlingdolls.com/barbie/legends/tinman_96.jpg
<DCoder> ... burn

#273 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Von> *Face palm* "Also, I really doubt there will ever be an overpopulation because it's part of god's creation, if it appears that there's an overpopulation, the god or whoever made everything would then resize Earth a bit bigger to fill up for new people to live." I Lol'd hard.
<Nyoro-n> GOD MADE EARTH BIGGER WITH ADOBE(tm) PHOTOSHOP

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj // Nyoro is Carno

#276 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: Not Von.]

Comment: Haha, this was classic. // http://youtube.com/watch?v=hnrt0nKU6jM

#298 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Nyoro-en> Hal Turner is a fuckhead.
<DCoder> news at eleven?
<Ayumu> And that's a newsflash how?
<Kiitah-Khan> ....yeeeeeeees, your point with stating the obvious is ?
<Ayumu> Indeed.
<DCoder> lol
<DCoder> triple kill
<Kiitah-Khan> hive mind
<Kiitah-Khan> holy shit :P
<Kiitah-Khan> double hivemind
<Ayumu> Needs more quad kill with grenades.
<Nyoro-en> Conscript Reporting.
<ChielScape> Needs more quadcore with grenades

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - welcome to the fold...

#299 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Saberhawk> I can do almost anything and she just takes it from me
* Saberhawk stabs Rommie
* Rommie blocks the stab and redirects it at Saberhawk in one smooth motion.
<Saberhawk> Or not...

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - who is whose bitch now?

#387 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: DonutArnold]

<Carnotaurus> I want C&C3 on my DS so bad..Kane's Wrath on the C&C95 engine. Fuck the fancy graphics
<Carnotaurus> all I want are C&C3 units as C&C1 sprites, touch screen sidebar, all the vos and music, oh, and....no campaign
<Carnotaurus> just skirmish or online
<Carnotaurus> Kane's Wrath 95 on wifi...
<Carnotaurus> ah what a dream
<DonutArnold> haha
<Carnotaurus> though the fucking Redeemer will probably take up the screen
<Carnotaurus> with is faggotry
=-= Carnotaurus was booted from #renproj by Diablo (Pass bitte auf was du sagst!)
-->| Carnotaurus has joined #renproj
<Carnotaurus> blow me, Diablow
<DonutArnold> xD
<Carnotaurus> I hate that fucking bot

Comment: more rofling @renproj

#422 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: Fenring]

<Carno_Away> Fen, on /420/'s lit , I found a counter-terrorism field manual. XD
<Carno_Away> and yes I downloaded that shit
<FBI> We know.
<Carno_Away> Hi Gman
<Carno_Away> ASL
<FBI> 13/f/florida
<Carno_Away> too old
<Carno_Away> gtfo

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - the FBI...

#449 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: Sirmods]

Ṧįғ Ḿởđşǻłǿŧ says:
Shit, I think you just found a way to give him a 5-finger prostate exam over IP

DCoder says:
that's one visual I didn't want to have

Comment: http://www.deezire.net/forums/deezire-projects-discussion/8854-private-use-mods-no-uploading-internet.html#post99131

#472 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: ChielScape]

Comment: nerdpr0n

#491 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Renegade> you know what I love about this?
<DCoder> do tell
<Renegade> I could basically stop learning C++ right now
<DCoder> xD
<Renegade> and Westwood proves that I can still be a game programmer

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - career is easy!

#498 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: Albrecht]

<Renegade>: with this order, you evaluate the predicted health every time, and *then* check if it's needed - you would only ever *not* do the second check if the target was dead anyway.
<Lt_Albrecht>: *reads*
<Lt_Albrecht>: *realises*
<Lt_Albrecht>: *facepalms* I'm out of my mind. I don't get a line of C++ But I understand what you're saying too a degree
<DCoder>: it's okay
<DCoder>: nobody here gets C++, we just pretend we're cool enough to read it :p

Comment: Last line

#589 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<DCoder> remember that guy at ppm who was trying to modify RP with a hex editor?
<Renegade> yes
<DCoder> even ppm is cluebatting him
<Renegade> ouch
<Renegade> that's like...a stupid certification
<Renegade> "[STAMP] Guaranteed stupid enough that even PPM notices"

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - certified stupid ( http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=398000#398000 )

#542 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

(talking about the lightposts in YR and how badly they look)
<DCoder> the stupid part is that there's no way to draw part of the cell brighter than the rest of the cell in that function
<DCoder> and that's why all those lightposts look like tiled goatse
<Saberhawk> Stop giving them that much credit.
<Saberhawk> goatse at least became an internet phenomenom

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - famous

#560 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<DCoder> I might just code something badass for ares today
<Orac> I thought that Ares was already filled with badass
<DCoder> can never have too much badass
<DCoder> just like you can't have too much girl on girl action
<Orac> Will Ares have girl-on-girl?
<DCoder> lol
<ShaRose> add a cheat code
<Renegade> if you add a working EvaOnTanya=true, I'll personally patch wine to ensure Syringe runs
<ShaRose> ctrl+shift+h+j+f+b makes girl on girl action play as a movie over the map
<Renegade> (working as intended, not as coded ;) )
<DCoder> and where does the movie come from?
<Orac> That'd liven up YR
<ShaRose> well on the plus side it'd need to be small as hell
<Renegade> that's a plus side?
<Orac> It could be done as an HVA anim for a voxel.
<DCoder> lol
<Renegade> would be much more fun as an idle anim for Tanya, though
<Renegade> or as the cheer one
<Renegade> "press C for cunt"
<Renegade> or something
<DCoder> if you paint it, it will work

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - beware of boredom

#605 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: MIdAS]

MIdAS: As said, the "sandbag" is too smooth, and the wanking animation looks wooden, other than that it looks pretty nice!

Comment: 2 months with a damaged wrist, and your brain starts playing tricks on you.......

#611 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

/* in a discussion about Minecraft */
<AlexB> I already play a game where you have to create something useful out of blocks. The blocks usually end in }.

Comment: http://forums.renegadeprojects.com/showthread.php?tid=2009

#613 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<BobingAbout> I tried linux, then the computer exploded

Comment: irc.freenode.net#renproj - blow it up

#615 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<DCoder1337> I just fixed 1528
<DCoder1337> by introducing |bool scat;|
<DCoder1337> anyone got problems with that?
<Renegade15> it seems like a shitty variable name

Comment: irc.freenode.net#renproj - snark

#12 (Image) [ Down (2) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

Renegade: heh
Renegade: just had a great idea
Renegade: why rely on CVS at all? it's just for publishing reasons anyway, in my case...
Renegade: I'll try if I can set up a cron job to ftp to destructionmod.com and upload the latest INIs for me
DCoder -: o_O
what are you trying to achieve? TD BETA INIs UNSTABLE NIGHTLY BUILD or what?
Renegade: ROFLMAO ...yeah, kinda

#33 (Image) [ Down (2) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Whiteboy: hey, why do you suppose <PROTECTED IDENTITY> hides his identity?
Whiteboy: and is so secretive about his whole life?
DCoder -: how exactly does he "hide" his identity?
Whiteboy: things like having a dynamic ISP

#69 (Image) [ Down (2) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Whiteboy: .....
Whiteboy: *What?*
DCoder -: exactly
Whiteboy: It's like you just said: "I am about to bend the fabric of the Universe by dressing up as a woman while reversing geometry"

#151 (Image) [ Down (2) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Renegade: how many grown men do you know you'd expect a file called "weee.png" from?
DCoder -: lol
DCoder -: zero?
Renegade: Well, then you better don't accept files from Whitey
<time flies (when you're kicking ass)...>
Renegade: who the fuck uploaded a *.bmp avatar?
Renegade: who is uid 91?
DCoder -: weee.png
Renegade: I should have known
Renegade: damn you
Renegade: that file name triggered a state of loling that still hasn't stopped

Comment: 2006 Apr 15, MSN

#247 (Image) [ Down (2) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

In the realm of adventure gaming Funcom has become synonymous with sweet goodness in recent years, much in the same way that EA has become synonymous with sucking the blood from the necks of children [...]

Comment: http://www.destructoid.com/funcom-abandons-offline-gaming-claiming-pirates-arrrrr-to-blame-30422.phtml

#249 (Image) [ Down (2) Up ] [Submitter: Judeau]

<judeau> a favorite passtime ?
<Maersk> Sex.
<IcySon55> with fruit
<DCoder> "Sorry, I thought we were having a state-the-obvious contest. I'm competitive by nature."
<judeau> melon
<Maersk> Mmm, strawberry sex
<judeau> that small ?
<IcySon55> HAHAHAHA

Comment: fruit sex.....intriguing

#292 (Image) [ Down (2) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Kiitah-Khan> so many Awkward individuals gathered in one place
<Kiitah-Khan> So, no meaningful conversations going on ?
<ChielScape> nope
<Renegade> f00d
<Kiitah-Khan> Bugger all.
<DC|Bastard_Almighty> judeau
<DC|Bastard_Almighty> you'll be happy to know
<Kiitah-Khan> Chielscape is still running around with underpants over his hair pretending he's a /b/tard ?

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - avoiding the underpants gnomes

#366 (Image) [ Down (2) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<ShaRose> So I got this book...
<BobingAbout> a book?
<ShaRose> Hacking for dummies
<ShaRose> It's great
<BobingAbout> ah right, yeah?
<ShaRose> srsly
<BobingAbout> sacro had something like that, used his knowledge to delete the recycle bin for us

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - 1337 |-|4X0rZ

#371 (Image) [ Down (2) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

DCoder : I think I figured out the whole of map actions format just now... and Im afraid my brain is starting to leak from the insanity
pd : lol
pd : what's up with it?
DCoder : I knew it was kinda messed up, but this bad...
[explanation of internal code spaghetti]
DCoder : I mapped it all out on a spreadsheet and I think there is no way they could have managed this without drinking a lot
DCoder : probably didnt invent it without drinking a lot, either
DCoder : :S
pd : lol
pd : yeah it's weird how you can do such things when drinking a lot xD
pd : i coded half of rockpatch while drunk >.< explains a few things i think

Comment: Madness in Westwood's code leads to a revelation! (MSN)

#377 (Image) [ Down (2) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<DoctorDestiny> wtf
<DoctorDestiny> who is lolwut? chiel?
<DCoder> no
<DoctorDestiny> bob?
<DCoder> christosaurus
<DoctorDestiny> oh
<DoctorDestiny> carno
*** lolwut changes nick to Christotaurus_Thine_Saviour
<Christotaurus_Thine_Saviour> Prithee sinners
<DoctorDestiny> aka Carno the Tard.
<Christotaurus_Thine_Saviour> I'm getting ready to troll a Christ forum
<DoctorDestiny> ...
<DoctorDestiny> so tell me, what does a christoTaurus do anyway? lord over the zodiac?
<Christotaurus_Thine_Saviour> Noob. Lern'th history of the Saurian overlords
<Christotaurus_Thine_Saviour> Specifically the Albelisaurs
<DoctorDestiny> I don't think you grasp what it is I'm saying... which I don't find hard to believe at all.
<Christotaurus_Thine_Saviour> Lap forth sperm from Bob's phallus, sinner hethen
<DCoder> ...
<DoctorDestiny> Fine but you don't get to watch.
<Christotaurus_Thine_Saviour> Thank'th mineself

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - repent, sinners (DD is Fen)

#379 (Image) [ Down (2) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Christo> One must always think
<Christo> what if one ended up on an island full of Dinosaurs?
<Christo> Or a christian church?
<Christo> fucking be eaten or gored to death or crushed or, worse yet, converted
<Christo> Thankfully the dinosaurs are rare.

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - what we are afraid of - Christo is Carno

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