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#334 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Ayumu: I just realized something
Ayumu: I'm a brutal son of a bitch.
Ayumu: Sweet.

Comment: MSN - trying to find a fit punishment for the stupid at http://www.fstdt.com/fundies/top100.aspx

#280 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<2142_GenReaper> I know what a cheat trainer it is a mod like program that gives players the abilities and options that allows them to tweak the game so they win.
<2142_GenReaper> But how do you make a trainer???
<DCoder> If you suck so bad that you need artificial help to win, well, you suck. And buying a clue before speaking would help too, I suppose.
<DCoder> A trainer is a program.
<DCoder> A program needs to be written in machine code.
<DCoder> You can either write the machine code yourself, or use one of the programming languages such as C++ .
<DCoder> To do the former, you have to be a bloody genius, to do the latter, you have to, unsurprisingly, know that language.
<DCoder> Judging from your post, you are nowhere near either goal.
<DCoder> Don't despair though, you still are a unique snowflake.

Comment: http://www.cannis.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=8359 / trimmed for humor - Ren

#47 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: Whiteboy]

DCoder -: ARGH n00bs
<quotes a very n00bish PM he just received>

... time passes ...

DCoder -: now I wonder what should I reply to that n00b
Whiteboy: stfu n00b
DCoder -: I could just tell him "yeah, my msn is {insert Whiteboy's email address here} " and watch the fireworks.
or I could tell him "sure I do, its stfu@you.n00b".
or "wtf, ever seen the 'Profile' link under a post?".
or just play dead...
Whiteboy: ROFL

#364 (Image) [ Down (5) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

*DCoder tells a story about how he tried to help someone with ini modding*
<Its_Not_Lupus> lol what
<Its_Not_Lupus> skip over weapons?
<Its_Not_Lupus> uyeauafyuyasyuasfhuiasfi9sfasf
<ShaRose> lawl
<Its_Not_Lupus> fgsfgds
<ShaRose> epic fail right there
<DCoder> your brain seems to be leaking , carno
<Its_Not_Lupus> its this fucking retarded community
<Its_Not_Lupus> its damaging me
<ShaRose> That's why you ignore them
<ShaRose> they'll get bored eventually
<Its_Not_Lupus> but they're everywhere mommy
<ShaRose> hopefully
<Its_Not_Lupus> I SEE THEM IN MY SLEEP
<ShaRose> well here
<ShaRose> take this shotgun

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - !Lupus is Carno

#448 (Image) [ Down (6) Up ] [Submitter: Electro]

<Electro> Kittah: shut up, D's in code agony
<Kittah> he always is
<Kittah> he's doing it to himself
<Kittah> just like some sort of heroin junky
<Kittah> except he's sniffing it through his brain
<Kittah> which is not what you do with heroin
<Kittah> the sniffing that is
<Kittah> there probably are people who directly inject it into their brains

Comment: irc://irc.gamernet.org#RenProj - Westwood is driving DCoder nuts, part II

#19 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

CannisRabidus: I don't expect a hammer to function as a decent microwave oven either.

#519 (Image) [ Down (12) Up ] [Submitter: Lt_Albrecht]

<DCoder>: oh come on
<DCoder>: stupid control panel is still installing its crap
<lt_Albrecht>: :P
<lt_Albrecht>: how much RAM has that lappy got?
<DCoder>: I remember when drivers were small enough to not require a CD for installation
<lt_Albrecht>: XD
<DCoder>: 2 GB iirc
<lt_Albrecht>: what did they come on? A slip of paper covered in 1s and 0s, o aged one?
<DCoder>: get off my lawn, you
<DCoder>: :P
<lt_Albrecht>: XD

Comment: Oh wise Dcoder of the mountain...

#502 (Image) [ Down (1) Up ] [Submitter: MT]

Javier:

What's a First Decade? Is that the ISO?

#136 (Image) [ Down (11) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<DCoder> on some lyrics sites, the "related lyrics" could use some improvement...
<Renegade> "Girls just wanna have fun" listed next to Nirvana's "Rape me"?

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj

#71 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Nucl34r14: who, where, where's my shotgun?
Gaylord -: kill me quick!
Eaglemc -: BANG
*entith2290@hotmail.com has left the conversation.
pd: you hit the wrong guy

Comment: Gaylord == Whiteboy

#444 (Image) [ Down (5) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - Random encounters. Operative word "random".

#349 (Image) [ Down (16) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<darknessvolt> I think it would be better if you will use rulesmd.ini because I never use rockpatch in editing.

Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=193555#193555

#126 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

DoctorPhileasFragg: Do I know you well enough to poke you for no reason at all?
Renegade: Are you aware of the fact that I possess a Hammer of Admin?
DoctorPhileasFragg: yes, and that is the very reason I asked before proceeding

Comment: #RenProj on irc.gamernet.org

#50 (Image) [ Down (1) Up ] [Submitter: Saberhawk]

Whiteboy: You sound exactly like me. I loved writing up the documentation... sometimes I had massively long documents
Whiteboy: in fact, for WRV1.0, the "user manual" was 100+ pages and IMO was better than the actual mod.

#51 (Image) [ Down (5) Up ] [Submitter: Whiteboy]

DCoder -: I remember our school PCs...
Whiteboy: "Bad security" is what I remember
DCoder -: some smartass wrote a program that changed the wallpaper into an 800x600 photo of a dick every time someone logged on
DCoder -: *some smartass whistles innocently*
DCoder -: took the teachers a month to figure it out
DCoder -: fucking computer-illiterates
DCoder -: it was simply TOO easy to do something nasty
Whiteboy: ROFL

#263 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<DCoder> Ren, seen http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid/cs_programming.shtml ?
<Renegade> don't think so
... time passes
<Renegade> D.
<Renegade> people cannot possibly be that stupid
<DCoder> you want to believe that, don't you
<Renegade> I have to
<Renegade> I'd lose my faith in mankind otherwise

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj

#577 (Image) [ Down (1) Up ] [Submitter: MT]

tomsons26lv:
[releasing some stuff based off pre-release YR screenshots. Snipped]
oh and if u have lags then add this to Ra2MD.ini coud work on ra2 maybe to

[Graphics.Advanced]
DirectX.Force=hardware
Surface.Composite.Memory=System
Surface.Composite.Force3D=yes

more info at http://forums.renegadeprojects.com/showthread.php?tid=1259

it works without rockpatch2/ares special tanks to DCoder

Comment: When people at PPM discover Ares - http://ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=26005

#265 (Image) [ Down (10) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Whiteboy: i think i should restart
Whiteboy: and then see that link
Whiteboy: brb
Whiteboy: and bam, I
Whiteboy: I'm back in a flash of brilliant white light
DCoder -: so you're thinking you are Kane, again?
Whiteboy: I AM the messiah
Whiteboy: I have already seen the final act...
DCoder -: you are also bald
DCoder -: and your goatee sucks
Whiteboy: My head's shinyness can reflect the Ion Cannon, of course
Whiteboy: how do you think I escaped TD?
Whiteboy: my goatee was formed from the pubic hairs of a thousand dead GDI troops
DCoder -: intriguing
DCoder -: perverted, yet intriguing
DCoder -: Freud would be proud
Whiteboy: who's Freud?
DCoder -: ...
Whiteboy: ok, what's Freud?
DCoder -: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sigmund_Freud
Whiteboy: oh, THAT Freud

Comment: Whiteboy is back, with his usual pizazz to delve deep into... The Twilight Zone.

#98 (Image) [ Down (2) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Jason : yesterday I was coding a modular login system, and im like "screw this, this will take forever." and deleted 2000+ lines of code lmao
DCoder: lol
Jason : I guess i need some patience :P
Jason : Can I download patience?
Jason : because that would own

Comment: Jason == QuantumHybrid from C-GEN.

#268 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj

#445 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<wthigon> Cannis how did you make the seige choppers land and lift off really fast?
<lokey57> he probably increased the speed or something like that

Comment: http://www.cannis.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=6690 - brilliant observations

#514 (Image) [ Down (1) Up ] [Submitter: MT]

ronco:
so here my Omni Tank .. i know its much to big and
almost useless but maybe its good for IG intros or
campaigns :p
i made it without any idea of the right size .....

http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/files/omni_000_523.gif

<snip>

ARustySpoon:
For some reason, I kind of like it. I think. But you better not let EA see this, or else they'll enlarge it ten times the size now and put it in Red Alert 4 as an infantry unit.

Comment: Funny cuz its true xD - http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=22640

#36 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

(Discussing Pink Floyd - Another Brick In The Wall)
Whiteboy: heh, I'm sure you and I are fairly unique anyway - not everyone are bricks ya know
Whiteboy: e.g. George Bush
DCoder -: lol
Whiteboy: he's not a brick, he's a prick
Whiteboy: or a dick
Whiteboy: and somewhat sick
DCoder -: bwahahaha
DCoder -: I am SOOOOO quuoting that

#584 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Renegade> no, you fucked up at basic reading comprehension and simple logic
<Nikademis> how?
<Nikademis> i read the manual
<Renegade> gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
* Renegade rams his head into the wall
<Nikademis> never mind lets just drop it
<Renegade> fuck it dude, let's go bowling
<DCoder> on Shabas?
<Renegade> you're not even a real jew
<Renegade> you converted because of your ex wife
*** Quits: Nikademis ( http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - eight year olds, dude.

#396 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

* heyaja makes a box out of science and puts chelsey in it
<Chelsey> oooh
<Chelsey> Science is fun.
<heyaja> Science IS fun!
* Evergreen proves science wrong and watches the box disintegrate

#410 (Image) [ Down (2) Up ] [Submitter: DonutArnold]

<ORCACommander> umm download is mising
<Hello There> Hello. Where can I download it?
<IcySon55> Are you a parrot? You keep saying hello...want a cracker?

Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=6864

#21 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Joeking14 : where does it say that?
DCoder : hidden forum :P
Joeking14: which one and how did you find it
DCoder : *sigh*
Joeking14: wierd name

#470 (Image) [ Down (1) Up ] [Submitter: MT]

[Christmas Thread]

<snip>

Oshog:
@ Lt. Albrecht. Jesus was real. Do not doubt that. But he was no god. He was an innovator and a Jewish revolutionairy.

Yay for Christmas. Presents.

<snip>

Revolutionary:
@Oshog
Quote:"Jewish revolutionary"

im not jewish and i am not aware that i have a jewish counterpart

Comment: http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=21268

#406 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: Fenring]

<DCoder> In the LAN tracker I use...
<DCoder> Ungodly amount of uploaders have uploaded lesbian porn, one guy uploaded a gay porno flick, and one uploaded a zoo clip. One of the uploaders got banned for his contribution. Which one you imagine it was?
<DoctorDestiny> gay.
<DCoder> yep
<DoctorDestiny> Fail.
<DCoder> how'd you guess?
<DoctorDestiny> Nobody gives a shit about zoo porn but gay? STOP THE INTERNET! TWO MEN! RUUUUUUUUUN
<DCoder> haha
<DCoder> so true

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - porn trackers

#253 (Image) [ Down (8) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

[on searching the forums for ETS]
<Renegade> god damnit
<Renegade> it's not looking for ETS
<Renegade> it's looking for *ets*
<DCoder> lol
<Renegade> difference?
<Renegade> my search for ETS just gave me "Muppets" as a result
<IcySon55> hahah
<DCoder> I was about to say "nETScape"
<DCoder> but your result is funnier

[8 minutes later]

<DCoder> wait a moment
<DCoder> who teh fuck posted crap about "muppets"?

#2 (Image) [ Down (1) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

Renegade: btw: http://qdb.renegadeprojects.com/
Bobing About: :P
Bobing About: i've got to quote that somewhere :P
Bobing About: i don't want to insult, but, what the hell is this link you gave me?

#352 (Image) [ Down (9) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<secret> about .exe hacking what tools u need?
<secret> is daemon tools good?
<DCoder> lol at secret's post
<secret> ahem,do i look like i would know .exe hacking?
<Gosho> (Re: is daemon tools good?) Yes, it is. Other cool programs you can use to hack the .exe include Wikipedia, Cyanide, Internet Explorer and Raw Fish. Go try out, it's easy
<secret> easy you say?
<secret> then code this:
<secret> sorry that i didnt readed all
<secret> @Gosho: Wikipedia is a site wich is browsed by Internet Explorer
<pd> You opened gamemd.exe in Notepad, saved it as HTML and took a screenshot of it which you attached as a BMP?
<pd> Get lost, you don't seem to have the slightest idea what this is about, and it makes me sick that you don't quite seem to care.

Comment: http://forums.revora.net/index.php?showtopic=56911#entry551476

#53 (Image) [ Down (12) Up ] [Submitter: Whiteboy]

wthigon : your AI pwned me yesterday
Whiteboy: oh goody
Whiteboy: considering I have no AI

#335 (Image) [ Down (1) Up ] [Submitter: gordon-creAtive]

(gordon-creAtive) [random "Hi" message]
(!Diablo) [random silence]
(!DCoder) [random giggling]
(gordon-creAtive) Can you tell me sth about that bot?
(gordon-creAtive) (IrC Newbe)
(!Diablo) there is no bot
(!Diablo) I'm just a natural born lurker
(gordon-creAtive) Your kiddin' me
(gordon-creAtive) " (Diablo is a bot. Leave him alone.)"
• DCoder shakes head
(!Diablo) yeah...long story
(!DCoder) Ren, stop fuckign with gordon's head
(!Diablo) sort of a running gag
(gordon-creAtive) .|.. I knew it
(*Renegade) D
(*Renegade) stop spoiling my fun
(*Renegade) I totally had him going there

Comment: On IRC #RenProj

#120 (Image) [ Down (2) Up ] [Submitter: Droke]

harv: does any one know of a got website making service thats free im out of room on gay freewebs for my mod
Droke: Get some worthwhile work and a modding network might accept you (like Revora, PPM, SW)
harv: how do i get them to accept me, email or what?
Slye_Fox: Well, you switch on your brain and go to the websites to find out.
harv: tried that, don't work :(

Comment: From http://www.sleipnirstuff.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=13757

#5 (Image) [ Down (5) Up ] [Submitter: Renegade]

Renegade: Quote: "DCoder has done this too: he included "The Atheist" in his sig as some kind of cool awarded title. Immature." Unquote.
DCoder -: bwahahaha

#277 (Image) [ Down (1) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

[20:25] <Kiith-Sa> OK, going to code
[20:25] <Kiith-Sa> Continue with Icy- he's original unlike me
[20:26] <Kiith-Sa> :P
[20:26] <Kiith-Sa> see ya
[20:26] *** Quits: Kiith-Sa (Quit: Kiith-Sa)
[20:26] <BobingAbout> icy?
[20:27] <BobingAbout> you there?

... bobing, carno, bobing clone, random crap ...

[21:09] <IcySon55> better for sig!
[21:09] <IcySon55> http://sx.sytes.net/ppmkmc.png
[21:09] <Carnotaurus> XD!!!
[21:10] <BobingAbout> hey icy, you available to talk?
[21:10] <IcySon55> talk?
[21:10] <IcySon55> about what?
[21:10] <BobingAbout> i forgot

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj

#454 (Image) [ Down (2) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<DCoder> I dare you to make sense of this westwood function
<Kittah-Khan> don't tase me bro
*WTF goes here*
<Kittah-Khan> ...
<Kittah-Khan> I can't, it makes no sense
*analysis with no reasonable explanation*
<DCoder> it is a special pointer, it's NEVER 0
<DCoder> so this is a multilayered wtf
<DCoder> like a fucking onion
<DCoder> you peel and you peel and you cry at each step
<Kittah-Khan> it just keeps on making you cry
<DCoder> exactly
<Kittah-Khan> now STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME YOU EVIL EVIL MAN
<Kittah-Khan> I DO NOT WANT TO BUY ONIONS
<DCoder> mmm, fried onions

Comment: westwood code: NEVER FORGET

#87 (Image) [ Down (9) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

DCoder -: grrr... I should get a "Do not FUCKING touch the firefox nightlies" carved into my monitor case >_<
DCoder -: maybe taht would teach me something
DCoder -: once again, curiosity killed DCoder's bookmarks, cookies, cache and firefox profile
Renegade: "Ultra Kill"

Comment: pwnt :(

#359 (Image) [ Down (5) Up ] [Submitter: Fenring]

Zee: Oh sweet, unlimited!
Zee: You know how many subdomains I could make?!?
Zee: Like...
Zee: THIS MANY:
Ayumu: over nine thousand?
Zee: Well, shit, I was going to put a very large number, but that would be a stupid joke compared to what you just said.

Comment: MSN

#196 (Image) [ Down (1) Up ] [Submitter: Beowulf]

Comment: I got you good, DCoder.

#374 (Image) [ Down (1) Up ] [Submitter: Fenring]

<Von Kriplespac> Hmm
<Von Kriplespac> You may have to set the humper to Slave but um
<Von Kriplespac> ...
<Von Kriplespac> Jumper
<Von Kriplespac> not humber
<Von Kriplespac> ..
<Von Kriplespac> FUCK

Comment: MSN; the gutter; Von's mind; etc.

#373 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: pd]

DCoder -: that is way over my head :P

Comment: OK, who can say he made DCoder say that? =D

#32 (Image) [ Down (6) Up ] [Submitter: Whiteboy]

Whiteboy: I am going to add new gates into the mod soon
Whiteboy: good ones
wthigon : wtf are gates
Whiteboy: ...
wthigon : oh nvm
Whiteboy: LOL
wthigon : i call it bar thingy thats why

#540 (Image) [ Down (1) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

*** Joins: Bob (52c9f42c@burn-680F0A3C.mibbit.com)
<DCoder> hi
<Renegade> heh
<Bob> hi,
<Renegade> hello there
<Bob> can i ask about something in red alert 2?
<DCoder> sure
<Bob> when i try to press on internet"to play it online"
<Bob> it tells me:
<Bob> the westood online support library is either missing or invalid please reinstall the shared internet components from you cd
<DCoder> have you tried doing that?
<Bob> nope
<Renegade> doing what the error suggests to resolve it might resolve the error.

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - we don't need no education

#559 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Orac> So more of the "make YR work properly" variety of Ares tasks.
<DCoder> that would be a nice thing to do... so many requests, so little time
<Orac> Make the fan vote on the ones which are important, then do only those?
<DCoder> ew no
<Orac> make every new request require the applicant's kidney before being considered?
<DCoder> lol
<Renegade> I like his way of thinking
<Renegade> we could enable bug sponsoring
<Renegade> "This bug has priority because a fellow community member sacrificed his kidney for it!"

Comment: irc.burnirc.net#renproj - sponsored link

#475 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: MT]

Dragonologychris:
i need help with my rules/art.ini can you help me by telling me how to fix it or fix it for me?
because this is what happens when i try to play.

here it is my rules/art.ini

Bittah Commander:
<3 Paragraphs of help concerning that the problem is a new faction added>

Hydralisk:
I think you edited the price of your units. That's what happened to me when I did that. If you edited prices of any units, change them back. If you add a new unit, check it's properties.

Comment: Quality Assured PPM help service http://www.ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=21383

#516 (Image) [ Down (2) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

DoctorDestiny: Dude. You know what sucks... FORGETTING TO ATTACH YOUR RESUME TO AN EMAIL TO AN EMPLOYER!

Comment: bummer, eh

#66 (Image) [ Down (1) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

Whiteboy: Put it this way. To me, the Rock Patch is about as much as a "patch" as American-English is a "bugfix" to UK English.

#246 (Image) [ Down (8) Up ] [Submitter: DCoder]

<Whiteboy> for teh same reason ou donlt play WR
<Whiteboy> *you don't
<DCoder> nice typing
<Whiteboy> thanlks
<Whiteboy> comes naturaolly youp knowe
<DCoder> I can tell
<DCoder> http://qdb.renegadeprojects.com/?act=id&id=246
<Whiteboy> you're spelling is worse in the comments though ;)

Comment: Whiteboy cna splel rael ewll // updated with the last two lines

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