Kittah-Khan says
well, I kept a faithful boner for nearly two hours....
and she was plenty experienced....just not good enough apparently
and no, I in fact was a virgin

Francis says
years of teh internetz must have beaten the unknowingness out of you with a metal baseball bat

Kittah-Khan says
I did my part, she did her part, she came multiple times, I did not...

Francis says:
perhaps you lost a cork somewhere

Kittah-Khan says:
possible, but manual drive works fine
so yes, I in fact am fully in my right in saying that the hand beats the woman in this case.
er...( pause )
...needs different wording

Francis says:
oh wow
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Hahahahahaaaaaaaahahahahaaaa
That one fucking deserves a medal

Comment: Slap dat ho