<Renegade> I could totally fill an XXXL condom
<Renegade> why do you think I turned on spam deletion?
<Renegade> my doctor says if I take one more penis enlargement pill, I'll be unable to get into my room
<DCoder> and you won't be able to lie down, or low flying aircraft will start crashing into it?
<Renegade> no, I'm actually taking drugs to prevent me from getting an erection
<Renegade> as I'd die of blood loss if that happened
<Renegade> but it's useful limp as well
<Renegade> once I caught an entire herd of cows using it as a lasso
<Renegade> no, nice was when the stallions from the next range looked over in envy
<DCoder> uh huh
<DCoder> as if they can mentally equate your anatomy with theirs
<Renegade> oh, they didn't at first
<Renegade> they only caught on when all the mares started rowing up at the fence
<DCoder> I have strange friends
<Renegade> with gigantic penises!
<DCoder> I wouldn't play poker against you
<Renegade> because of my giant dick?
<DCoder> no, because you managed to tell that whole story with a straight face
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